769 The monkey cries for the little madman
"I sent it, but she refused to ask for it, and I heard that you had a good relationship, so I came to you to try it. ”
"You can tell me that I have a good relationship. You'll be able to tell me if I'm getting better, right?"
"Isn't it still getting better?" Yi Zhen still had a smile on his face: "Can you help me transfer it?"
"No, you can't. "I don't want to talk nonsense with him anymore.
I thought Yi Zhen would be furious, but he just put the necklace away with a disappointed face.
"Sure enough, it doesn't work, alas, I'll think of another way. Yi Zhen walked outside.
"Hey...... You have to at least ask Zuo Fei how much money is available to help you hand over the necklace, right?" the monkey stopped Yi Zhen.
Yi Zhen turned his head: "Really?"
I shook my head: "Fake." ”
"If you make a move, maybe Zuo Fei will be moved!"
"100 yuan, is it okay?" Yi Zhen really opened his mouth.
Before I could speak, the monkey was raised "well": "I can do this too!"
Huang Jie was not to be outdone: "I can too, I only need 90 yuan!"
“80!”
“70!”
"I just need Zuo Fei to send it for me. Yi Zhen interrupted his bidding.
Both Monkey and Huang Jie turned their heads to look at me, their faces full of "This is a good opportunity to make a fortune".
"I won't send it for you, you give a thousand yuan, a slave block. I won't send it for you either. ”
Yi Zhen's sentence "I just need Zuo Fei to help me send it" exposed his intentions, not only hoping that I would hand over the necklace, but also a provocation, a suppression, and a declaration of war against me.
Yi Zhen shook his head, turned around and walked out again.
"Hey, are we still friends?" the monkey stopped him again.
"Yes. Yi Zhen had a very polite smile on his face, which was the cultivation of a rich child.
"Great!" said the monkey, "lend me nine dollars." ”
……
The monkey got nine dollars and happily jumped up and down in the bedroom. And Huang Jie showed a remorseful expression because he didn't have time to borrow money, and shouted that he wanted to share the nine yuan with the monkey equally.
"Did you pass it on?" I knew he was playing, but he was also very unhappy at this time, Yi Zhen was obviously my rival in love.
The monkey quieted down and said, "Zuo Fei, in the past few days in Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, have you ever heard a sentence called 'Ning provoke a big cat.'" Don't mess with Yi Zhen'?"
"Yes, there is such a sentence, because Yi Zhen is too rich, and if you have money, you can play to death. Ma Jie, the little daughter-in-law who was already lying on the bed, suddenly burst out of nowhere.
"Shut up the country for me. I glared at Ma Jie, who immediately retracted his head. Then I continued: "I haven't heard of it, I don't care if he can afford to be provoked, I don't want to touch half of Lin Keer's hair." ”
"In short, you can fight with the big cat, but don't fight with Yi Zhen, you can fight him in a roundabout and tactful way, this is my advice. ”
The monkey yawned, "Let's go." "Walk out of the dormitory with Huang Jie.
I thought about it for a moment, and I came out of the dormitory and shouted, "You can't go to the Internet café!" but it was obviously too late.
I was lying on the bed, thinking about Yi Zhen's words, and I felt quite unhappy - of course my girlfriend was not happy to be targeted - now I have regarded Lin Keer as my girlfriend.
But no matter how unhappy it is, this matter must be put aside for the time being. Because there's more important things to do.
The next morning, I went to the Internet café to arrest the monkey and Huang Jie, they had been up all night, and now they had to go to sleep for a while! Huang Jie was okay, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he was very obedient to go back with me, but the monkey was in good spirits, and he sat on the chair and refused to come down, shouting: "I can't trick my teammates, otherwise we will become fools in Shanxi Province!"
I turned off his computer directly, and the angry monkey almost fainted on the spot. I haven't been able to understand that games are so important?
I forcibly put the monkey and Huang Jie back to the dormitory, and forcibly passed him to the bed to sleep, feeling like a little nanny. All day, I sat under a big tree and watched them train. This is the last day of military training, and everyone is reluctantly saying goodbye to the instructor. Wang Yao still led Shishi Rose to play with me, and she was really conscientious in order to protect me. Winter per Yuba.
But after seven nights, I don't need her to protect me anymore.
The time finally moved to the evening, and there was a tense atmosphere throughout the first year of high school, because everyone had heard that the ninth prince was going to sweep the dormitory on the seventh night. After a night of self-study, I ran to the monkey dormitory, this guy is still sleeping, he should have slept enough after a day's sleep, right? I yelled, "Monkey, monkey!"
The monkey rolled over: "Send your mother's head to murmur, if you can't play, go home and feed." ”
I shook him twice, but the monkey still didn't wake up, and Kunili muttered: "You can't pit your teammates, you are too unkind to Zuo Fei." ”
I was anxious and scolded: "You Shanxi people are all stupid!"
The monkey sat up suddenly: "Who said that?!
After calling the monkey up, I went to call Huang Jie again, this time I didn't talk nonsense, and said directly in Huang Jie's ear: "You Shanxi people are stupid!" The result was beyond my expectations, Huang Jie didn't react, and muttered: "Yes, it's all stupid." ”
The monkey said, "Look at me." ”
Then he lowered his head and said, "Huang Jie, lend me nine yuan." ”
"Lao Tzu didn't!" Huang Jie sat up and said angrily, "You borrowed it from someone else!"
The monkey had a smug expression. When Huang Jie knew that the monkey didn't really borrow money from him, he felt that his whole person was a lot more relaxed, and he also quarreled with the song when he put on his shoes: "What kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......?"
We came to my dormitory one by one, set up a table to fight the landlord and the people of the ninth prince, and the monkey also pretended to stick a sharp knife in the table, and said: "If the big cat dares to come to collect us, I will let him go in with a white knife and come out with a red knife!"
I wondered, "Monkey, where do you get so many knives in a day?"
Huang Jie said: "Don't you know? Isn't there a stall on the way back to school from the Internet café? ”
", I borrowed it from someone else, okay?"
"People lend you dozens of knives and don't want money?"
I knew that he was starting to be serious again, so I simply didn't ask about it.
The students came back one after another, and I asked Ma Jie to open the door, and the cloth gradually became lively, with some fighting and some washing. After a while, I heard someone outside: "The Ninth Prince is here!"
After walking quietly, everyone ran back to their bedrooms, and then they heard the sound of footsteps outside, accompanied by one or two insults from time to time: "Go back to the bedroom for me, no one is allowed to show their heads!"
The sound was still outside, and Ma Jie was so frightened that he rushed to the bed.
I said, "You're afraid of hair, haven't you already paid protection money?"
Ma Jie cried and said, "I'm afraid that Zhou Kun will ask me for cigarettes." ”
The monkey pulled out the knife, and Yang Ma Jie shook it: "If he dares to ask for it, you will give him a knife!"
"I don't dare!" Ma Jie quickly waved his hand.
"Bang", there was a sound of kicking the door outside, followed by a voice shouting: "Who the is called Yangshui City?!"
The monkey looked at me, and I immediately nodded my head to indicate that I had made a note of the name.
The Ninth Prince cleaned the dormitory for seven nights and cleaned up the students who did not pay protection fees, the main purpose was to establish power, so the formation must be very large, and the sound must be very large, we don't need to go outside to see what is going on, just sit in the dormitory and listen to the movement.
"Lao Tzu is Yangshui City!" another voice sounded.
With such a conversation, a fight is inevitable, and there is a sound of "bang bang" outside, and it is initially estimated that at least a dozen people are beating up this Yangshui City, and the scolding of Yangshui City also comes from time to time: "Lao Tzu will not pay you bastards!"
We even nodded to each other, indicating that this man was a man who could be wooed.
But after all, the two fists were invincible to the four feet, and the scolding of Yangshui City gradually became smaller, and I heard Zhou Kun scolding: "I don't know what to do, if I don't pay the money, I will beat you for a day!"
"Zhou Kun, don't be so ruthless, look at the crooked nose you have beaten people's noses, what should you do if you can't find a partner in the future?" The hypocritical voice of the big cat also sounded.
"Damn, I don't know what to do. Let's find the next ......."
Bang!
"Who the fuck is Gao He?!" It seems that Zhou Kun is the main force for seven nights, and he let him do all the things that are in the limelight.
I made a note of the name again. Nine minutes later, Gao He and Yangshui City were treated similarly, they were beaten by more than a dozen people, and they couldn't even scold, but they were still a man, and they belonged to the object we had to woo.
Walking Brie was still noisy, but except for the ninth prince and the person who was beaten, no one else dared to move at a fixed point, and we could feel the tension outside when we sat in the bedroom. Ma Jie was completely frightened, and he put his head under the covers and shivered.
Half an hour later, more than a dozen people had been beaten, and some dormitories even had two or even others.
The monkey rubbed his hands together and said, "It's so fucking cool, seven years is so much hard bones!"
Huang Jie and I are also very happy, the more hard bones like this, the greater our chances of winning!
"No, I've got to go out and have a look. The monkey stood up and walked out.
After a while, I heard the big cat outside say, "Yo, isn't this a monkey, where are you going?"
"I'll go to the toilet. ”
"I remember you didn't pay your protection money, did you?"
"No, you come to me in a moment, I'm in Zuofei's dormitory. ”
The monkey came back from a circle outside, and said excitedly: "I'm cǎo, there are more than a dozen people lying horizontally and vertically on the cloth, and the ninth prince has also hit his head, which is simply beating people to death!"
The more you fight, the deeper the enmity, and the easier it is to win over, these are all things we are happy to see.
I said, "But these people are really strange, why don't they come out to help when others are beaten?"
The monkey said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, who will come out without a leader? Have you ever heard a word?" 'A Chinese is a dragon, a group of Chinese is a worm!' Unless there is a leader, the Chinese will always be a plate of scattered sand. ”
Huang Jie straightened his clothes: "This leader is obviously me." ”
"Fart, I'm the one who copied it. The monkey pointed to his nose.
Not to be outdone: "You pass on the province, who else is more suitable to be the leader than me?"
This problem is our old problem, as long as it is mentioned, it is bound to quarrel, and after a while, everyone is red-faced, I grabbed the monkey's collar, the monkey grabbed Huang Jie's collar, Huang Jie grabbed my collar, it seems that I can fight at any time.
"Yo, what are you guys doing here?" The big cat stood at the door at some point, followed by a large number of people, Xing Qiu and Zhou Kun were among them, being the boss was a good whisper, and he was majestic wherever he went!
We let go of each other at the same time and said almost in unison, "It's okay, it's okay, let's exercise." ”
"Well, you guys should pay the protection money. The big cat stepped in.
The monkey took out a knife and stabbed it on the table: "Can I hand this in?"
The big cat's face froze for a moment, he obviously didn't expect the monkey to dare to do this—he could only say that he didn't know the monkey too well.
Huang Jie and I continued to hold back the cards in our hands, as if we didn't take the big cat in our eyes at all.
"Even with two, it's time for you to go, monkey!" Huang Jie threw out a few cards.
"Wang Bang!" The monkey threw out two ghosts, the force was so strong that the knives on the table trembled: "Blow up your mother to the west, let you follow me again!"
The big cat's face was even more ugly, but he didn't dare to take another step in after all.
"Hehe, I'll clean up you later. The big cat smiled and withdrew.
The big cat can bend and stretch, otherwise he can respect the monkey for half a year? It is on this basis that he can survive for seven days, but it is only for seven days, and tomorrow is the moment when we overthrow the ninth prince!
We continued to play cards in the dormitory, and the ninth prince continued to beat up students who did not pay protection money outside, and this farce continued until about 12 o'clock, with no dormitory manager coming to intervene in the middle, and no school side intervened, as if this qiē had become commonplace. This year's students are pretty dicked, and I memorized more than 20 names in one night's work.
"It feels like we're coming to an end. The monkey yawned, "It's almost over, it's time for us to break up." ”
Scattering is a code word, after all, there are other outsiders in our dormitory - he means that the Ninth Prince is about to break up, and we should go to these hard bones to discuss big things.
"Who the is Zheng Wu?" Zhou Kun was shouting again, but the voice was far away, obviously he had already reached the dormitory at the end of the cloth, and he might be the last target they attacked.
"Lao Tzu is Zheng Wu!" a voice shouted, this voice was full of anger and loud voice, mixed with anger and unwillingness, far overshadowing Zhou Kun's voice, and it seemed that the whole building shook a little.
Immediately after that, there was one, two, and even another...... Screams came and went, and a large number of footsteps ran up.
One person can't make so many screams, that is to say, it is the Ninth Prince who screams!
We even look at each other and go out at the same time!
On the cloth, the Nine Princes scattered and fled, and a topless student chased after them, the muscles in his chest bulging one by one, and he was holding a black arm strength stick in his hand.
"Lao Tzu endure you fools!" Zheng Wu shouted while waving his arm strength stick, and from time to time someone hit him, he immediately screamed.
Zhou Kun's unlucky guy seemed to have been hit twice, and he ran forward lifelessly.
"Oh Mom, Oh Mom!" Zhou Kun howled past the door of our dormitory.
"I'm cǎo, I've caught a big fish!" the monkey looked at Zheng Wu, his eyes shining.
"I'm cǎo, I want to engage with him. Huang Jie also glared.
Hearing this, I silently stayed away from Huang Jie, I didn't know that he had this habit before!
"panic!" the big cat ran out of the toilet with a cloth handle in his hand - uh, like the one I kicked off last time?
"Grab the guy!" the big cat roared, and took the lead.
The big cat swept over with a stick, and Zheng Wu picked it up with a stick. The wooden one is definitely not as good as the iron one, and the big cat screamed in pain, but it was still very fierce and Zheng Wu.
Although I don't want to admit it, it's really not the big cat to be the boss of the Ninth Prince!
This person really has some ability!
Although the big cat and Zheng Wu had the upper hand in the fight, this move stabilized the military spirit of the ninth prince, and the others took out folding stools, wooden sticks, and pickaxes from the nearest dormitory, and swarmed towards Zheng Wu.
No matter how strong Zheng Wu was, he couldn't resist the attack of twenty or ten people, and after struggling for a while, he fell in a pool of blood, and the nine princes were still beating him hard.
"I'm cāo. Huang Jie couldn't help it, and turned around and took a stool to prepare to raise it. I, too, picked up a folding stool, which was to moan people to death?
"Don't move. The monkey stopped us, staring at Zheng Wu on the ground.
We know what he means. We have discussed before, we will never make a move for seven nights, let the Ninth Prince play to his heart's content, the harder they fight, the more hated they will be. But if this continues, we are really afraid that something will happen to Zheng Wu. The monkey kept staring at Zheng Wu, he was waiting for an opportunity in Jane, and seemed to be ready to make a move at any time.
"Alright. At the critical moment, the big cat finally spoke.
Everyone stopped, and Zheng Wu lay on the ground, with a pool of blood around his head.
"Seven days will teach you a small lesson, but it won't be the case if you don't pay the protection money within a few days. ”
After the big cat finished speaking, he led everyone away.
"Let's go. As soon as the monkey spoke, we were like wild horses on the loose, and immediately rushed towards Zheng Wu.
But before he could get there, Zheng Wu got up by himself, first wiped the blood on his forehead, then scolded the fuck, and then walked towards the water room as if nothing had happened, and when he passed by us, he didn't even raise his eyelids, and his expression was arrogant as if he had just won a battle.
"This guy is so handsome. The monkey said with great interest: "Zuo Fei, this person is handed over to you, Huang Jie and I will go to find others, and everyone will gather in 305 in a while." "He is the only one in dormitory 305, and he is the most suitable for this kind of thing.
"Okay!" I immediately ran towards the water room, and I also had a strong curiosity about this person named Zheng Wu!R832