Chapter 148: Are Killers All Idiots?
Her eyes were closed, the woman's mind was blank, and she could almost imagine an ugly bloody hole bursting out of her head.
The boundless fear swept through the whole body, making the woman tremble involuntarily.
The young man in front of him with an evil smile is synonymous with a typical devil at this moment.
"I'm not going to kill you yet, so don't be so nervous. Jiang Chen said jokingly.
"......" The woman suddenly opened her eyes and looked at Jiang Chen in surprise.
"You are afraid of death, but it seems that you must kill me, and needless to say, the other party has given you a very considerable commission, and it is now, immediately, immediately, to transfer that money to my card. Jiang Chen said slowly.
"This-" The woman looked at Jiang Chen like a ghost, this guy wasn't in such a hurry to kill her for her money?
"You don't have the qualifications to bargain with me, and I think, dead people, don't need money, are you right?" Jiang Chen smiled very gently.
"I can give you the money, but that's not much. The woman struggled and whispered.
"Since it's not much, then I'll ask for all your money, after all, you also know that you will die soon. Jiang Chen said with a smile.
The woman's eyes widened, she meant to try to get Jiang Chen to give up blackmailing her, but she didn't expect that Jiang Chen would say such a thing.
But she knew that she had to do what Jiang Chen said, she had no choice at all, she would definitely die, the difference was a happy death or an ugly death.
This devil-like teenager, the woman has no doubts about his means, and she only wants a happy ending now.
After a little hesitation, the woman completed the transfer, and soon, Jiang Chen's mobile phone text message rang.
"Six million, it seems that you are really a poor ghost. Jiang Chen frowned.
"That's all I've had. The woman said bitterly.
"No, it should be my reward, the only difference between you and me is that you accept the employment of others, and I do things for myself, and I want more, it's not greed, it's that I'm worth the price. Jiang Chen smiled lightly.
"So then, are you going to kill me right away, or are you going to take me away...... I'm a woman, I can do a lot of things, a lot of things that satisfy you, just ask you to give me a good time when you kill me. The woman muttered.
"Don't show off your pathetic look in front of me, in fact, I'm not going to kill you, just because I think the atmosphere is a little weird tonight, so I want to play again. Jiang Chen said lazily.
The woman's eyes flashed slightly, and then they turned gloomy, but at this time, there was a loud shout: "Police." ”
With the sound of speaking, a man in a police uniform walked over quickly, and after showing up his ID, he said coldly: "What are you doing? ”
"Oh, it's just a toy gun. Shrugging his shoulders, Jiang Chen said casually.
"Toy guns? Are you an idiot for me. Raise your hands or I'm going to shoot. The policeman pulled out his pistol, pointed it at Jiang Chen, and warned sternly.
"Officer, you're too serious, don't worry, I will never shoot. Jiang Chen casually threw the gun on the ground, raised his hands and said.
"Less nonsense, shut up. The policeman kicked the gun away, then took out a handcuff and threw it to Jiang Chen, ordering: "Put the handcuffs on." ”
"I said this officer, it doesn't seem illegal to play with toy guns, you'd better be polite to me. Jiang Chen was a little unhappy.
"I'll be polite to you, if you put the handcuffs on, or I'll shoot you at any moment. The policeman spoke indifferently.
Jiang Chen pretended to be helpless, took the handcuffs, and said, "This officer, before I put the handcuffs on, I have a question I want to ask you. ”
"What a problem. The policeman said impatiently.
"Are all killers idiots?" Jiang Chen asked very seriously.
"Is this your problem?" said the policeman curiously.
"That's right, now you can answer my question. Jiang Chen still spoke in a serious tone.
"I'm a policeman, not a killer, you asked the wrong person, I can't answer this question. The policeman said displeasedly.
"It seems a bit of a pity. After spreading his hands, Jiang Chen asked very seriously: "So, there is a second question, do you know how many mistakes you have made since you appeared?"
"What the hell is that, I refuse to answer. "The police are getting more and more impatient.
"Four mistakes, four mistakes in total. Jiang Chen stretched out four fingers, and then said one by one: "First, the domestic police, when enforcing the law, have never had the habit of showing their documents, I think you must have watched too many Hong Kong films, and naively thought that the police all over the world were that virtue." ”
"Second, although you wear a police uniform, you look like a dog, but unfortunately, your police uniforms have long been eliminated, in other words, outdated, outdated, do you know what it means?"
"Thirdly, when I ask you the question that killers are idiots, you shouldn't say that you are not a killer, your answer is stupid and fully exposes your poor intelligence. ”
"Fourth, well, no fourth, I'll tease you. ”
The green tendons on the policeman's forehead jumped violently, and he looked at Jiang Chen in disbelief, and with a movement of his fingers, he was about to pull the trigger.
He thought that he was very good at covering up, and the timing of his appearance was just right, and even, in order to kill Jiang Chen, he also went to steal a set of police uniforms and made a fake police officer/card.
God knows that there is no need to show documents at all, God knows that the police/uniform on his body has been eliminated a long time ago, and what is even worse is that when he answered Jiang Chen's question, he accidentally exposed his identity.
Maybe he doesn't need to say so much at all, all he has to do is to handcuff Jiang Chen and shoot him...... Fortunately, it's not too late, he can shoot just as well.
The fingers pressed down hard, and a crazy look appeared on the policeman's face, but soon, the policeman's face changed, and he strangely found that his fingers were out of control, to be exact, his entire right arm, out of control.
"Do you know this idiot?" Jiang Chen didn't pay much attention to the guy pretending to be a police officer, and asked the woman.
"I don't know. The woman shook her head in confusion, looking at Jiang Chen's eyes like that, a little hateful, and when she looked at the policeman again, she was a little sympathetic.
In fact, as a killer, women don't feel the same kind of breath from the police, and when the police first appeared, she thought he was really a police officer, thinking that she might be taken to the police station, and then her identity was exposed, and she was sentenced to prison.
Compared to death, this is undoubtedly a very good ending, but what happened next made the woman feel that her IQ had once again been seriously provoked, and even made her wonder if she was really an idiot.
Just as Jiang Chen easily discovered the flaws in her body, Jiang Chen effortlessly exposed the identity of the policeman, which made the woman feel a sense of sadness while sympathizing.
"Damn it, what did you do to me?" the cop roared.
"Oh, I just gave you a shot very casually. If you like to talk so loudly, then I'm going to give you another shot so you never speak. Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.
The policeman's eyes flickered, and he lowered his voice and said, "You are attacking the police, and it is a crime." ”
"Dude, you really don't have a talent for funny, so let's get down to business...... Do you have money? No, do you have a lot of money?" Jiang Chen asked with a smile.
Six million, for Jiang Chen in the past, may be an unattainable number, but now, it really can't get into Jiang Chen's eyes.
After all, he wants to drink medicine, he has to buy medicine for Sister Lan and Fluttershy, he wants to start a company, and he wants to buy things for his women...... There are so many places that need to spend money.
Since a big fish took the initiative to send it to the door, in line with the principle of not slaughtering nothing, Jiang Chen naturally wanted to slaughter it ruthlessly.
"How dare you blackmail me? The policeman roared inwardly.
"Smack!"
Jiang Chen raised his hand and slapped the policeman in the face, and said coldly: "The only thing you need to do is to answer my questions honestly." ”
The policeman was stunned by Jiang Chen for a while, and said in a low voice: "You want money, right, I can give you the money, but the premise is that you let me go." ”
"Why are there so many self-righteous fools?" Jiang Chen sighed and said to the woman, "Tell him what I just said to you. ”
"Dead people don't need money. The woman smiled wryly.
That's right, that's it. Nodding with satisfaction, Jiang Chen said to the police, "Do you understand?" ”
"Giving you money is death, not giving you money is death, why should I give you money. The policeman said contemptuously.
"That's a very good question, the reason why you want to give me money is, of course, that I can let you die at any time, and I can also make you worse than dead at any time...... Well, experience what life feels like to die, and you'll find that death is like going to heaven for an idiot like you. While talking, Jiang Chen pricked the policeman a few times at a very fast speed.
Five minutes later, looking at the bank transfer information on the mobile phone interface, Jiang Chen's brows furrowed even tighter: "It turns out that the killers are not only idiots, but also poor ghosts." ”
The woman and the policeman looked at each other and were speechless, especially the policeman, who was even more sad and indignant, all of his family property of 30 million was transferred to Jiang Chen, this is his savings for many years, Jiang Chen is still too little.
But after comprehending the taste of life being worse than death for five minutes, the police didn't dare to say a superfluous word at this time, lest Jiang Chen let him taste that taste again.
"Now, it's time for you to tell me the identity of the person who hired you to kill me. Randomly stuffing the mobile phone into his pocket, Jiang Chen's tone seemed extra harmless to humans and animals!