This scalper's aesthetic is quite weird

I really couldn't see anything beautiful about such a three-row broken house, so I had to ask: "Scalper, I heard that you are young and have been in the world for a long time, so you should have seen everything, so I asked you to come out because I have something to ask you."

"I have a name. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com

www.Klxsw.com" the scalper looked at me sincerely, "just like this little bird, do you call her a parrot as soon as you open your mouth, how rude I am to you human beings?"

Yo, this scalper is quite polite, and judging by his serious attitude, he is obviously not joking or just casually, but is telling me about it very seriously.

I had to apologize and say, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that big brother Niu, what's your name"

"My name is Niu Ritian" The scalper straightened his neck and put on a domineering and cool posture, "This name was given to me by my master, it's good."

Damn, this name is not good, it is simply awesome

His master and old man must be very unhappy with God, otherwise how could he think of letting a cow go

I can still bear it, but Yanxia can't help it, she covers her stomach with her wings and laughs, "Hahaha, you, a cow every day, haha, you still lose your demon body, haha, and I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue"

"Shut up" The scalper was angry, his two noses snorted and spewed fire, his eyes were red, and he looked like he was going to become a mad cow, "You can insult me, but never insult my name, this name is the name that my master gave me when I first enlightened my wisdom, it is to insult my master"

I coughed dryly, "Yanxia, it's impossible to be so rude, hurry up and apologize to the cow, cough, every day"

Yanxia snorted, "It's just a demon who can survive by being raised by people, what kind of big clove of garlic to pretend, you have the ability to bite it, hum, I don't even have teeth, what kind of bragging, see if I have the ability to bully you, you say this in front of my eldest sister Gu, you have the ability, you say this in front of my cotton, you have the ability, you say this in front of my briquettes, you have the ability, you say this in front of my family's lottery money."

It seems like all of this is mine

I asked curiously, "Who is the jackpot?"

"The chicken that wants to become a phoenix" Yanxia said, "It thinks it doesn't have a name, so it begs Sister Gu to give it a name."

Damn, the stupid chicken bought in the market asks for a name

This Nima has become a monster

I think of me Su Ling, the teacher is famous, chivalrous and righteous, and now I am still a government official, and I am also a director, and the family actually raised chickens into monsters, this is going to be passed out, how can I see people

I hurriedly asked: "What did it say to Gu Yiwei?"

"Oh, don't interrupt, I'll talk about the numbers here" Yanxia didn't answer me, fluttered and flew in front of the scalper, and put the phone on the ground, "Come on, since everyone is following the immortals, don't say I didn't remind you, pretending to be forced also divides people into places, and when you enter the Shangxian family, you dare to pretend like this, be careful that you don't even have scum left, and show you which of the great powers raised by the Shangxian family are." "Pull with your wings and open the phone album.

The scalper breathed fire in his nostrils, staring at Yanxia angrily, and raised his hooves a few times, and he had the urge to stomp on Yanxia, but he finally held back, lowered his head, and leaned over to look at the phone screen.

I couldn't hold back my curiosity, although time is pressing now, but if Yanxia can make this careful scalper with a terrible name obedient next, it will also be good for me, so that I don't know which sentence will provoke him, he will be awkward, you say I can't kill him directly.

If you don't say it, I'm just good-tempered.

"I'll show you this first. Yanxia first brought up the photo of the little black cat, "This is a briquette"

When the scalper looked at the photo, the cow's body was shocked, "This is, this is the black tiger god"

Yanxia snorted and flipped out the next photo, "This is the jackpot"

When the scalper looked at the photo, he was shocked again, "This is, this is the phoenix species"

Yanxia snorted proudly, and then flipped through the third photo, "This is cotton"

The scalper continued to shake the cow's body, and then said hesitantly: "This is a husky raised so fat, Lao Hao, the head of the Changbai faction, raised such a monkey for his grandson, and he also raised it so fat, but when I went for a check a while ago, I got fatty liver."

"What husky" Yanxia took her wings and hit the scalper's nose, "Lord Cotton is a dimensional beast, looking at your turtle appearance, I don't know what a dimensional beast is, the dimensional beast is the only known dimensional network self-generated being, it does not belong to any dimension, nor does it belong to any plane, it can be stored in any dimension, it can also be stored in any plane, they are real dimension travelers, it is a real dimension beyond the constraints of the dimensional net, even an observer cannot be compared with it, it is a representative of true free consciousness"

Damn, this is what Gu Yiwei said this morning, whether it's good or not, Yanxia doesn't know what the beast is, this is bluffing people with Gu Yiwei's words

The scalper was really bluffed, showing an expression of "although I can understand every word, I don't understand what it means together", and said cautiously: "It sounds like a powerful look, but it looks like a dog."

"It's just that it's in the form of adapting to this dimension, and the dimensional beast can be ever-changing, adapting to the rules of each dimensional isoplane, making corresponding morphological adjustments, and completely consistent with the indigenous creatures."

Yanxia used Gu Yiwei's words to bluff people again, and after finishing speaking, she thought about it and said: "It's just you, it's not that you have lost your demon body, you can only use this copper lamp as a support to save it, it's not a problem, let Lord Mian eat you and pull it out, you can regain your demon body."

"Ahh

"For Lord Cotton, this is not a thing" Yanxia was angry, as if it was not cotton, but her, and then with a wave of her wings, this time it was a photo of Gu Yiwei that came out.

"The one I want to introduce below is the one who is unique under the two immortals in my family, mighty and domineering, invincible in the world, unparalleled in the world, Gu Yiwei, Sister Gu"

Gu Yiwei's body in the photo is exquisite, as if it is carved from crystal, colorful and full of sacred atmosphere.

"This is, this is the state of the soul, no, no" The scalper lowered his head hard, and his eyes were almost on the photo, as if he wanted to get into the phone, "This is the state of the Yang God, I can't imagine that I really have the opportunity to meet the Yang God, she is also raised by the master's family, this, this"

The scalper raised his head suddenly, good fellow, his eyes were red, he snorted a guy, the whole person stood up, and his two hooves ran towards me and stepped down