Chapter 231: I'm Such a Cowhide
Bai Lu was cooking very diligently, and He Shanqing asked with a smile: "Handsome guy, what great thing did you do to make the two little girls outside unhappy?"
Bai Lu glanced at him, and suddenly remembered that this guy had been with Bai Yu, and to put it bluntly, they had slept together. It seems that the video thing can't be said to him.
He Shanqing strolled around the kitchen: "Play billiards for a while?"
Bai Lu said: "You always ask me to play billiards, do you think you play well?"
"Not good, not at all. He Shanqing pretended to be modest.
Bai Lu glanced at him, picked up a cucumber root and threw it at the opposite wall, the cucumber root was elastic, snapped back, rubbed past He Shanqing's ear, fell to the ground, and then flicked it lightly, jumped up more than 20 centimeters, and will jump into the garbage basket. Bai Lu continued to cook as if nothing had happened.
He Shanqing was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked back, the cucumber root was lying quietly in the garbage basket, he couldn't believe it: "Damn, don't be so exaggerated, do you have anything else that you can't do?"
Bai Lu was very modest: "Give birth to a child." ”
"I really want to beat you. "He Shanqing went to play billiards.
Women are fickle animals, Liu Wenqing and Shasha, who were obviously a little unhappy before dinner, returned to normal at dinner, what should they do normally, and what continue to do now.
After the meal, Liu Wenqing continued to reconcile the accounts, and Shasha continued to study. The little girl ran to practice the piano with a thick music theory book in her arms.
In this way, Bailu is calm, everything is as before, and nothing happens at all.
A few days later, Christmas arrived.
From the twenty-fourth. One of the most prosperous shopping malls in Beicheng, Zhongtian Department Store, held concerts for three consecutive days, from 3 pm to 7 pm every day, no admission fees, and welcomed visitors from all over the world.
The lineup is huge, there are groups, bands, folk songs, and soft rock. There are people who play electronic music. The common denominator is that none of them are famous.
The whole mall is plastered with promotional slogans such as discounts and discounts, and people come and go, and the river is endless, and it is very lively.
On the night of the twenty-third. Zhou Yidan lived in Bailu's house. As good friends. Tintin came back with her. I asked before I found out. That great TV series is about to be completed, and there are only a few snow scenes left, as long as there is snow. It's OK after shooting.
The first thing Zhou Yidan saw when Bai Lu saw him, and asked him to go to Zhongtian Department Store tomorrow afternoon to cheer him up.
Bai Lu didn't do it: "Didn't Lin Zi spend money to hire a water army?"
"That's called a fan! The water army is online. ”
"Just get it right. "Bai Lu tried his best to be lazy.
"That's not possible, it's hired for money, you're different, the cook's song was written for you, if you don't go, who will I sing it to?"
"That's the reason?"
"Sister Ding Ding will also go tomorrow, as a security guard, you have to protect her, right?" Zhou Yidan continued to find a reason.
Bai Lu bars his mouth, and he hasn't refused yet. Zhou Yidan said again: "Tomorrow Saturday, Shasha will also go." ”
"Okay, I'll go. "White Road surrendered.
"Also, there's a small request. Zhou Yidan's eyes flashed with the brilliance of a witch.
"I didn't hear that. Bai Lu turned around and left, but I don't know when Lu Dao was, Ding Ding actually stood behind him, blocking the escape route, Bai Lu had to turn around: "Old man, you say." ”
"I want you to play the trumpet for me. ”
"Do you know the way?" Bai Lu thought that the wind and waves were calm, but he didn't expect to make waves again.
"Nonsense, this month's online video click rankings, your trumpet playing is right behind me. ”
"What?" Bai Lu pondered: "You confess to me, who did this?"
With the experience of being uploaded to the Internet several times, Bai Lu probably knows a little about the doorways of the Internet. As long as something is on the Internet and wants to be popular, it is impossible for no one to fry it.
Except for some specific events, the promotion of any video is inseparable from the water army.
Bailu is so cowhide's cooking video, because no one pays for it, no one promotes it, only a small splash in the ocean of the Internet, and it quickly sinks without a trace.
In other words, no matter how much his trumpet blows, it should have been as splashed as a cooking video, but now that he has entered the ranking list, he must have done something with a heart.
Listening to Bai Lu's questioning, Zhou Yidan betrayed his accomplices without hesitation and neatly: "It's Lin Zi, he asked the navy to do it, mainly to promote me, and yours is to click it by the way, which is a discount and a preferential price." ”
"Damn, I said why hasn't this bastard shown up in the past few days, and he is hiding. Bai Lu gritted his teeth.
"I can't hide, tomorrow afternoon, he will also go to see my performance. Zhou Yidan continued to betray his teammates.
Bai Lu, who was successfully provoked to anger, decided to watch Zhou Yidan's performance, but refused to play the trumpet yet, explaining: "I will only have that one song." ”
Don't forget that I studied music, and with your trumpet, you don't have more than ten years of skills, and you will never be able to play at this level. Zhou Yidan continued: "After your video became popular, there were many people who played little birds, and they didn't have to listen carefully, they knew the difference between them, and two teachers even commented that you are definitely a first-class trumpet player in the world.
"Am I such a cowhide?" said Bai Lu, smugly.
"If you don't change the topic, you will say yes or no. Zhou Yidan almost took out a knife.
Bai Lu said with a bitter face: "Okay, I did blow other songs, but I can't listen to them, that's the one I blow the most." ”
"Then blow the little bird!"
"Well, how much to give?"
"Five cents. Zhou Yidan took out a coin and threw it over.
Bai Lu Zhengse said: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my personality, even if it's six cents." ”
"Give you a piece of fifty, right?" Zhou Yidan threw another coin.
Zhou Yidan achieved his goal and went upstairs to the piano room to practice singing. Ding Ding looked at him with a smile: "It must be very comfortable to hug a big beauty, right?"
"What nonsense, I've hugged you. Bai Lu said with a straight face, saying in his heart that it has been so many days, why are you still chasing after it? Besides, I haven't married or not, who can't I hug?
"When did you hug me?" said Tintin hurriedly.
Bai Lu thought about it, and there were some things that he couldn't mention: "Ah, I thought you were Shasha, and you said it wrong." "Whoosh disappeared without a trace. At this moment, he really felt that a large room was a very good thing.
In fact, he is also quite aggrieved, you said that these crazy women don't care about so many major things in the world, such as the reunification of the two sides of the strait, such as the rescue of African refugees, they are really idle, and they can take in some stray dogs and cats or something, why do you have to worry about that confused hug.
On the big night, run to the top of the building, turn on the lights, and start roller skating. For this kind of thing, he has a little talent, and in less than an hour, he can already slide backwards and slide sideways on one leg, of course, the fall is more miserable. Every time you challenge a move, you have to fall five, six or seven times.
After playing like this for more than an hour, I don't know how slippery it was, and the fall was miserable, and I was very embarrassed by the mud. Passing by the piano room when he went downstairs, Zhou Yidan shouted and ran out: "Ding Ding is so ruthless?"
Bai Lu said angrily: "Go crazy with you." "Keep going downstairs.
Ding Ding was watching the big TV, and when he noticed Bai Lu's embarrassment, he ran over and asked, "Yi Dan is so ruthless?"
Bai Lu was depressed: "You two are taught by a teacher, right?"
Passing by the large living room, Liu Wenqing was doing the accounts, and when he saw his virtue, he was surprised and said, "Ding Ding and Dandan are so ruthless?"
"You're all crazy. Bai Lu hurriedly went back to the room.
He wanted to take a bath, but was dragged out by Zhou Yidan: "Rehearsal." "Practice tomorrow's repertoire.
At four o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, Zhou Yidan began to perform, she had two songs to sing, the first of which was the earth-shattering divine comedy "You are a cook is really suitable for being a security guard" that swept the south, north and 63 provinces on both sides of the river.
Bai Lu stood in the crowd with a big cotton hat, speechless and looking at this girl crazy. It's not just that the girl is crazy, there are actually many people who can sing this song, and a lot of people hum along with it.
Ding Ding also wore a big cotton hat and big sunglasses, if he didn't look carefully, he couldn't tell that it was a star at all, and said to Bai Lu with a smile: "It's your turn next." ”
The crowd was too loud for Bai Lu to hear: "What did you say?"
"Nothing. ”
Soon, Zhou Yidan finished singing the cook's song and introduced loudly: "There is a bald trumpet brother who is popular on the Internet." ”
Bai Lu sighed, took off his hat, squeezed out of the crowd, jumped on the stage, didn't speak, and came directly to a fingering exercise, jumping out quickly from scale to scale, and when he jumped to the high part, the prelude of the song suddenly appeared, and then it was time to play the little bird. Then there is Zhou Yidan's original song, which is connected together in a daze, and it is actually very good.
This performance, I didn't feel it when I was in a nightclub, but it had more audiences, many people knew Bai Lu through the Internet, applauded from time to time, and even beautiful women ran up to kiss.
After the performance, several people went home. In the car, Lin Zi smiled: "I found out, you do everything except not cooking." ”
"Fuck off. ”
Lin Zi said again: "There is a party at night, a big party of 300 people, all of them are young models, can you come?"
Bai Lu Zhengse said: "I have a question I want to ask you, don't you mind if I call Tao Fangran?"
"Love doesn't come, despise you. Lin Zi withdrew the invitation.
The next day was Christmas, Xiao Hei booked to eat at the five-star hotel, and Bai Lu made an appointment with Hong Qi and others, and began to be busy early in the morning, buying back a large amount of food, making it into a buffet form, and vacating the middle of the hotel as a dance floor.
In his expectation, there were more than a dozen people in the depot and more than a dozen people in Hongqi, and there was enough space and food. But I didn't expect more than twice as many people to come.
The people in the depot brought their girlfriends, and the gang in Hongqi brought many friends who played with cars. Fortunately, everyone has a car to talk about, so it won't be cold. This night, after eating and drinking all the inventory of the five-star hotel, everyone had a good time.
They were very lively on this side, and the first canteen opposite was a little deserted in comparison. Under Zou Xiaoying's execution, the hotel has an early Christmas celebration theme, but there are pros and cons to the theme, and while you get guests who support the theme, you will lose more guests who are not interested in the theme. (To be continued......)