Chapter 986: Turning into good fortune when 'fierce' turns into auspiciousness
In the month of learning art with Gu Daochang, Gu Daochang didn't teach Ye Qiu any martial arts moves, but just let him keep carrying water, seeing a doctor, and wiping wooden stakes, all of which were very boring, and if he didn't do it well, the soles of Gu Daochang's shoes would hit the back of his head accurately
Ye Qiu kept recalling how to avoid the sole of Gu Dao Chang's shoes that day, but no matter how hard he tried, he began to avoid it again, a month of torture Ye Qiu was unkempt, and his hands smelled carefully and faintly revealed the smell of chicken manure, which was similar to the high-spirited young godfather of Hey Dao a month ago
"Old nose, this is the third time I've wiped it, what do you want, just say it, I'll do it!" Ye Qiu pointed to the wooden stake that had been splashed with dirty water again, and scolded Gu Dao Chang.
"Little rabbit cub, let me tell you, don't you know what to do, how many people begged to wipe this wood for me, I didn't agree, let you rub it, that's Lao Tzu looks up to you, and don't blame me for changing a pair of rubber-soled boots to beat you to death!" Gu Daochang jumped up like a shrew and pointed at Ye Qiu and scolded
"Damn, you are shameless, don't say I don't know, what did you do last night! Did you go to the county town to go to the big health care!" Ye Qiu also scolded
"Where do I like to take care of your business, let me tell you, I call it friendly academic exchanges, they are massages, I am engaged in traditional Chinese medicine, and we belong to an ancestral master!"
"Your uncle, if Bian Que and Hua Tuo heard you say this, they would be angry and come back to life and hack you to death with a knife!" At this time, Ye Qiu was like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child scolding Gu Daochang
"You dare to scold your master and me! If Lao Tzu doesn't teach you a lesson today, you kid really don't know who is the boss in this room!" Gu Daochang rolled up his dirty sleeves and pounced on Ye Qiu with his shriveled fist
Ye Qiu was not to be outdone, he rushed forward head-on, two people, one old and one young, scuffled, Gu Daochang was like an ordinary person at this time, fighting with Ye Qiu, Ye Qiu shouted and scolded: "Old thing, you bite me!"
Gu Dao bit Ye Qiu's thigh with long teeth, and scolded vaguely: "How did you bite you, you provoked Dao Ye and me, Dao Ye made you unable to marry a daughter-in-law in your life!"
"Damn, old Taoist, you force me! Look at the move!" Ye Qiu broke away Gu Daochang's hand that was grabbing his thigh, and the other hand reached out to Gu Daochang's chest, grabbed his shriveled head, and pulled it out vigorously, and Gu Daoist screamed in pain
"Are you sick, are you sick! I even stand on the cheap of my old man, I will fight with you," Gu Dao scolded with grinning teeth
The two of them scuffled together again, Ye Qiu's neck was deducted by Gu Daochang, and Gu Daochang's beard was pulled off by Ye Qiu, and the two were evenly matched
Finally, after panting and letting go of the other party, Gu Daochang scolded: "You still learn martial arts, I think you are very fierce like this, who will fight in the future, you will detain his eyeballs when you go up, and learn a fart martial arts, martial arts are all deceptive tricks!"
Ye Qiu lay on the floor and muttered to himself: "Old thing, martial arts are really amazing, look at the senior brother, and then look at the young people from various sects who have come down the mountain, their actual combat experience is not as good as mine, the motor reflex nerve is not as fast as mine, and the strength is not as strong as mine, but they can be evenly matched with me, this situation I have never encountered before"
Gu Dao Changniu coaxed and said: "How old are you, I haven't met much, I think that your master and I were proud of Kyushu all over the world, and there were beautiful women around me!"
Ye Qiu said disdainfully: "Then don't you also stay in this small mountain village?"
Gu Dao Chang was silent for a while and said, "But there are people outside the people!"
Ye Qiu seemed to understand something, Gu Daochang, who was respected as a celestial by the major families and martial arts associations, had also encountered enemies stronger than him, thinking of himself, Ye Qiu felt that there were indeed some frogs at the bottom of the well
Gu Daochang stood up, patted the soil on his body and said to Ye Qiu: "Let's go, you kid is not filial today, you actually did it with your master, you have to make amends for me, please go to the bathing center to take a bath!"
Ye Qiu muttered: "Damn, Lao Tzu's money is not blowing in the wind!"
"What are you talking about! I'll tell you that my ears are very smart, and when I hear that you don't respect your master and me, don't blame me for cleaning you up!" said Gu Daochang, turning his head and scolding
"Okay, okay, okay, I ask you to do it, let's go, go now" Ye Qiu reluctantly agreed
It took the two of them more than two hours to take the car to get to the largest bathing center in the county, and after entering, Ye Qiu found that both the waiter and the hotel lady respected Gu Daochang very much, which made Ye Qiu very uncomfortable
The two of them entered a private room, and the waiter respectfully followed in and said, "Gu Xianchang, you are here, our boss has wanted to entertain you alone several times, I heard that you are here, our boss is rushing here."
Gu Daochang waved his hand, and said in a fairy manner: "No need, no need, why worry about the effort, tell your boss, we still have to bear this money, how can cultivators take advantage of the world, you step down first, recently the poor road lumbar spine is a little uncomfortable, find me No. 108 to come and press my waist"
Then he pointed at Ye Qiu and said, "He has thick skin, and the female masseuse can't press it, you can find him a man!"
", why, don't listen to him, just call me a good technique" Ye Qiu said helplessly
After a while, two dressed masseurs walked into the box, and Miss No. 108 was about 30 years old, with white skin, and the most striking thing was her huge breasts
Ye Qiu stared at Gu Daochang in a daze and said, "Hello, this mouth" and then gestured
Gu Dao said nonchalantly: "As the saying in the cultivation world goes, women are calamity, but poor Dao can turn evil into good fortune."
"You won!" Ye Qiu leaned his head on the chair and said helplessly
Looking at Gu Daochang's squinting eyes, Ye Qiu couldn't compare him with Gu Daochang, who was extremely respected in the eyes of the Huaxia Martial Arts Association and the major families, in his opinion, this old thing was like a charlatan, or he would have known that Gu Daochang was so strong after Ye Fan's guidance, otherwise he would not believe such an unscrupulous Taoist priest if he was killed
Ye Qiu fell asleep in a daze, and the noisy noise of the bathing center woke him up in his dream, he opened his eyes and didn't see Gu Daochang, pouted and said: "This old thing, I don't know where to run away."
Walking down the hall, Ye Qiu saw a young man stopping in front of Gu Daochang and scolding: "You old thing, did you come first and come later, I fancy this young lady first, what kind of thing are you grabbing?"
Gu Daochang scolded indifferently: "Young man, you have to know how to respect the old and love the young, what can you do if you like it first, I just robbed it today, what can you do with me!"
The young man saw that Gu Dao Chang was quite unreasonable, and he was about to beat Gu Dao Chang with his arm, although Ye Qiu knew that Gu Dao Chang was super strong, but he couldn't watch the master being beaten, he threw the mineral water in his hand over, and rushed to the young man with an arrow, waving his hand is a fist, but unexpectedly, this punch was actually dodged by this young man lightly!