Chapter 1 Volume I

Section 663 Chapter 66 Thieves on the plane

"That's not going to work." Ma Xiaoyue said.

"Passenger 63, please be ready to board."

There was a voice from inside the airport again, and this time the driver directly pushed Ma Xiaoyue and said: "Go quickly, otherwise, it will really be a mistake, there are still three minutes left, hurry up." ”

"Then let's count it next time." After Ma Xiaoyue finished speaking, he immediately rushed to the airport.

This thing is really weird, it was supposed to cost money to take a car, but now not only did it not cost money, but also earned 300 yuan, which earned 300 yuan a day, and it was almost 10,000 yuan a month.

Ma Xiaoyue smiled and ran directly to the airport.

"Who the hell is this 63, why is it so inked?" Said a middle-aged man with glasses, a flat head, a suit and leather shoes, and a pair of crocodile leather shoes.

"yes, this guy who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, doesn't he know that these people are in a hurry?" Another beauty pouted and said.

"This guy is late, absolutely nothing good about it." Others also coaxed.

"There's no way around it, we have to accompany him when he's late, but the plane is about to take off, this guy may not come." The others said again.

Buzzing.

There was a buzzing sound from inside the cabin, and I heard the stewardess say, "Please turn off your phone and take off right now." ”

The passengers all turned off their mobile phones, and they now know that they scolded No. 63 in vain, and no one boarded the plane at all.

The plane slowly began to glide in a wide area, and the speed was very fast, and the huge wind and waves also pressed down the small trees next to it.

"Damn, there's a plane chaser outside."

"Rub, so violent, you see, his speed is faster than an airplane."

Everyone saw that outside the window, there was actually a livestock chasing the plane quickly, they were shocked in their hearts, the speed of the plane taking off was very fast, they didn't expect that there were still people in the world who could chase the plane.

Ma Xiao jumped and ran, looking at the moment when the plane took off, he jumped forward, grabbed the bottom of the plane with one hand, and then ran inside, and finally he completed the boarding at the last second, although this kind of boarding was unprecedented, but he had to complete these actions at this moment.

got on the plane, Ma Xiaodian entered the cabin, took the ticket and sat on seat 63, next to him happened to be a man in a suit and leather shoes.

"Hmph." The man looked at Ma Xiaoyue and snorted lightly, "You can run so much, and you're still late, it's really a wonder." ”

"I'd love to." Ma Xiaoyue said.

"There's no sense of time at all." The man snorted coldly and said.

"Do you care?" Ma Xiaoyue also sneered.

"Delay other people's time and wait for me to make money and kill me, do you know a death?" The man looks very civilized, but when he speaks, he is not very civilized.

"I didn't see you die, and I didn't see your money stolen by me." Ma Xiaoyue lost his voice.

"Please don't make a noise." A flight attendant walked up to Ma Xiaoyue and said, "Sir, please turn off your mobile phone." ”

"I've turned it off." Ma Xiaoyue said: "The movement of the plane is too big, I don't want to be disturbed by the sound of the plane when someone is calling." ”

"Dirt buns." The man laughed disdainfully, only people who don't understand what is going on in the plane would say that.

"What kind of bun are you?" Ma Xiaoyue sneered, didn't he delay the plane, and he didn't delay the flight, he was saying, he did a good deed without leaving his name, as for looking at other people's faces? Promoting Chinese virtues, but everyone's responsibility and obligation, this man has no morality at all.

Ma Xiaoyue thought so in his heart, which made people very depressed, obviously he delayed the boarding, and blamed everything on this man, which was really a happy thing.

"You ......." The man frowned and said, "Waiter, open the window, I'm going to throw this guy out." ”

"I'm sorry sir, the windows can't be opened during the flight, please hold on, you can throw him out when the plane arrives." The stewardess said.

"Then you change my position, I don't want to be next to Tu Baozi." The man said.

"I'm sorry sir, you can't change positions without permission." The flight attendant continued.

"But I want to throw up, you hurry up and stop the plane." The man said again.

"Sir, have you ever ever been an airplane, don't you understand this little common sense?" Ma Xiaodian rolled the corners of his mouth and said: "During the flight, you can't open the window casually, let alone open the cabin, and you can't defecate casually, if you want to defecate, you have to stop the plane." ”

"Who do you say wants to poop?" The man said.

"Don't you want to?" Horse jumps.

"I want to throw up." The man said.

"Not yet." Ma Xiaoyue sneered.

"Is it a meaning to be in your house?" The man snorted.

"It's a meaning for you, you and I don't feel anything, and the strange food culture you have there is really incomprehensible." Ma Xiaoyue said.

"Giggles." The flight attendant was amused by Ma Xiaoyue.

"Beauty, what are you laughing at?" Ma Xiaoyue pouted the stewardess and said, "Is it because I'm too handsome?" ”

"yes, you're so handsome." The stewardess said.

"Then you don't stick it to me, it's hard to find a handsome man like me." Horse jumps.

"Wait until you get off the plane, I'm at work right now." The stewardess said.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall in love at work, so that it will be exciting." Ma Xiaoyue said.

"It's exciting, but I also have to eat, if it's exciting, I won't have anything to eat." The stewardess said.

"What kind of food are you eating, you see me, it's beautiful, it's delicious, see if I can last a day." Horse jumps.

"Well, I'm embarrassed to stare at you." The stewardess's concentration is still okay, but the man next to her is not good, his mouth is agitating so much that he almost vomits something.

"I'll go, it's so disgusting." Ma Xiaoyue looked at the man, slapped the man away, the man stumbled and walked outside, this is a little comfortable, and then the man's body kept walking, and when he walked to a place, he touched the handle, everyone was disgusted with him, especially disgusted to see such a man.

"This guy is disgusting." The stewardess watched the man keep walking and said, "I don't need to put the vomit bag, but I just walk around, and I don't know what to do?" ”

"Borrowed the bag." Ma Xiaoyue looked at the man and kept wanting to borrow the bag, but no one was willing to give it to him, because the man was disgusted when he walked in front of anyone, which was really disgusting.

Ma Xiaoyue was still a good person, and immediately stood up, raised his hand to support the man, and let him get back into his position.

"Where's my phone?"

"I lost my wallet."

"I've lost both."

Ma Xiaoyue was just helping the man to sit down, and the man took out a wallet on Ma Xiaojiu's body as if he was playing a trick, and he sneered: "Boy, you stole something and stole it to the plane, it's really amazing." ”

Everyone looked at Ma Xiaoyue with a murderous face, and none of them could have imagined that this was actually stolen by Ma Xiaoyue.

"This kid stole my stuff."

"I'm late, I'm late, I didn't expect my hands and feet to be clean."

"I'm going to call the police to arrest him when the plane is parked."

Everyone lost something, whether it was a wallet or a mobile phone, anyway, a lot of things disappeared, of course, everyone's spearhead was pointed at, all of them were Ma Xiaoyue, the man thief shouted to catch the thief, and directly made Ma Xiaoyue have nowhere to hide, and said: "I scolded you and insulted you like this, and you still helped me, hum, sure enough, it was the weasel who didn't have a good heart to give the chicken a New Year's greeting." ”

"I'll go, this is my wallet, okay?" Ma Xiaoyue rolled the corners of his mouth, and actually dared to frame himself, isn't this pure and broken death?

"You say it's your wallet? Fart, this is obviously my wallet that I just lost. The man's palm moved, and he took out a pair of underwear on Ma Xiaoyue's body again as if by magic, and asked, "Whose underwear is this?" ”

"Ah, that's mine." The previous charming woman immediately crossed her legs and saw that it was actually her underwear, and this time she covered Ma Xiaoyue with a perverted rogue hat.

"Brother, it's really boring for you to steal like this." Ma Xiaoyue sneered and said, "You take my wallet here and say I'm a thief, who do you think will believe it?" ”

"You say it's your wallet, but what proof do you have?" The man sneered.

"I know what's inside." Horse jumps.

"I know that too." The man also said confidently.

"Then we'll have to let someone else verify our authenticity." Because the plane didn't stop, no one could run away, and these passengers didn't rush to get their wallets or mobile phones back, and just ignored them.

"Okay, let's let this stewardess take a look for us." The man handed the wallet to the stewardess and said directly: "I have seven hundred and fifty-two yuan here." ”

"Me too." Ma Xiaoyue said: "And there is also a photo of a grandson. ”

"Your grandson is so old?" The stewardess directly took out a photo, looked at it again and again, and said in shock for a while.

"Rub, that's my grandfather." The man looked depressed, which actually fell out of Ma Xiaoyue's mouth for several generations.

"I'm a big guy, so he's my grandson." This is Huaxia, no matter how old you are, the one who is older is the master.

"What else?" The flight attendant can't tell which of these two people is right and who is wrong, after all, they are all the same thing, how can they tell the difference.

"And an expired ticket." The man and Ma Xiaoyue said in unison. Then Ma Xiaoyue stared at the man in surprise and asked, "How do you know that there is a ticket inside." ”

"This is my wallet, of course I know, but how do you know?" The man said with a look of shock on his face.

"Isn't this nonsense, of course I know my wallet." Ma Xiaoyue also said.

"You guys, I really can't help you with the identification." The stewardess is suitable, but I really want to say, you better go to the Buddha.

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