Chapter 100: Stupid is too obvious
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Yuan Yinghua was very depressed, so depressed that he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Although Jiang Chen just threw the deposit slip to him and left without saying anything, Yuan Yinghua felt that his face was slapped by Jiang Chen.
"It's not a thing, this product is so rich, and it still needs Xu Anqi to take care of it, it should be him who supports Xu Anqi. ”
Yuan Yinghua thought about it in pieces, feeling that he was very hurt, and the whole person didn't feel very good.
Because of the proximity of the third and fourth classes of high school and the third class of high school, although Yuan Yinghua can't talk about Jiang Chen, he has also heard of it, the legendary dwarf and poor is Jiang Chen, as for Jiang Chen, Xu Anqi is soaked...... No, to be exact, Xu Anqi took care of Jiang Chen, so in his opinion, it was just Jiang Chen's shit luck.
No, I happened to meet Jiang Chen in the bank today, Yuan Yinghua would think about humiliating Jiang Chen from the aspect of money, that is, pretending to be forced, so that Jiang Chen could feel the gap between him and him, maybe he would be ashamed of himself, and he would have the opportunity to pursue Xu Anqi in the future.
I have to say that the ideal is full, but the reality is the backbone of the abnormality.
Yuan Yinghua felt that he had not yet installed it, and he was declared a failure by Jiang Chen, how did this make him feel good.
"It's really unreasonable, if you have money, just say that you are rich, but you like to pretend to be poor, is it really good to be funny like this?" Yuan Yinghua wanted to cry without tears, if he had known that Jiang Chen was so rich, he would not have been able to send his face to Jiang Chen.
"That guy who pretended to be a failed man looked depressed, what happened?" While walking, Zhou Ji casually glanced behind him and asked curiously.
"I guess he's pretending to be stupid, but he's going to be even more depressed soon. Jiang Chen said lightly.
"Why?" Zhou Ji was a little puzzled.
"Because someone is going to rob him of his money. As he spoke, Jiang Chen stopped, and as soon as Jiang Chen's footsteps stopped, Zhou Ji's footsteps stopped.
Zhou Ji stopped and didn't say anything, and turned around, he really wanted to see if someone would really rob Yuan Yinghua's money, if that was the case, Yuan Yinghua would probably be depressed for three days and three nights.
At the gate of the bank, Yuan Yinghua walked out slowly, and saw Jiang Chen standing not far away, he thought it was Jiang Chen waiting there to see him embarrassed, and subconsciously shrank his shoulders.
In the next second, Yuan Yinghua suddenly felt a lightness in his hand, and then a figure quickly rushed in front of him.
"Robbery, robbery. Yuan Yinghua's face changed drastically, and he screamed.
"Someone really robbed him of his money. Zhou Ji felt that this thing was really amazing, if he hadn't been with Jiang Chen all the time, he would have wondered if Jiang Chen had arranged extras.
"But why is that? Why do you know that someone will rob him of his money?" asked Zhou Ji soon.
"Because he's stupid too obviously. Jiang Chen's tone was still light.
"Well, it seems like that's the case. After thinking about it, Zhou Ji nodded and agreed with Jiang Chen's statement.
"Jiang Chen, someone robbed me of my money, why don't you help me, I know you are very good at fighting, you hurry up and help me recover the money." The bank security guard didn't know where he went, Yuan Yinghua screamed and no one else paid attention, but in the bank hall, many people were frightened by his voice.
As for the reason why Yuan Yinghua knew that Jiang Chen was fighting badly, it was because of the riot in the campus forum that night, and many people went to the dormitory to surround Jiang Chen, and Yuan Yinghua was also one of them.
"It's not my money that is robbed, I prefer to watch dramas. Jiang Chen said jokingly.
"It's not your money, it's my money, how can you watch the show. Yuan Yinghua was really even more depressed, and said in a loud voice.
"As I said, I like to go to the theater. Jiang Chen's voice was a little indifferent.
"Don't, count me begging you, I know you have money, 10 million, I can't look down on me for such a small amount of money, but this 200,000 is my life-saving money, my dad is still living in the hospital, waiting to use the money for surgery. Yuan Yinghua was about to cry.
"This idiot is really stupid to take his father's surgery fee and pretend to be forced in front of you. Zhou Ji said.
"So we have to stay away from fools, lest we accidentally get infected. Jiang Chen said very seriously.
"You have 10 million on you?" Jiang Chen's words had just ended, and the robber who had run far away didn't know when he ran back again, still holding a small sharp knife in his hand, and pointed at Jiang Chen.
"Yes, he really has 10 million on him, you see that the deposit slip is still with me, or you can rob him of his money and return my 200,000 to me." Seeing the robber running back, Yuan Yinghua suddenly had a feeling that the willows were bright and the flowers were shining again, and he didn't wait for Jiang Chen to speak, so he rushed to say.
"Really?" the robber asked again, his eyes beginning to glow.
Compared with 10 million, 200,000 is almost negligible, which makes the robber very excited, and he estimates that he can do a big vote today, and it just so happens that the security guard of the bank doesn't know where he died, which is a godsend.
As for whether he wants to return 200,000 yuan to Yuan Yinghua after robbing 10 million, the answer is naturally denial, after all, he took such a big risk to rob, the more money the better, the mosquito legs are also meat.
"There really is, the deposit certificate will be shown to you. Yuan Yinghua came over and handed the deposit slip to the robber.
"That's right, 10 million. The robber's eyes were as bright as light bulbs at this time, and Chong Jiangchen said loudly: "Boy, hurry up and hand over the bank card and password, otherwise Lao Tzu will stab you to death." ”
"Zhou Ji, have you noticed that there are too many fools in this world?" Jiang Chen looked depressed.
"Dude, people want to rob you of your money, can you behave professionally?" Zhou Ji said with a sad face, the robber has a knife in his hand, if he is stabbed, it must be a white knife in and a red knife out, it's very dangerous.
"I'm teaching you on the spot, so you don't have to be so stupid in the future. Jiang Chen said earnestly.
"Please, I'm stupid. Zhou Ji looked a little unconvinced.
"To say something like that is in itself a sign that you're stupid...... Alas, there are really a lot of fools in this world. Jiang Chen sighed.
"Boy, stop talking nonsense and hand over the money. "The robber is getting a little impatient, how can this thing not look afraid of him at all.
"Before handing over the money, I want to ask you a question...... Do you know how to rob a robbery?" Jiang Chen said with a smile.
"Nonsense, of course, by hand. The robber said angrily, what kind of problem is this, the elementary school student's brain teaser?
"That's right, it's right, it's to grab it with your hands, but your hands aren't long enough. Jiang Chen said slowly, and then, Jiang Chen's right hand stretched out slowly, clasping the robber's arm.
"Click-"
The sound of the joints staggering sounded, and the robber's right hand was instantly stretched a lot by Jiang Chen.
Looking at his masterpiece, Jiang Chen nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's long enough now." ”
The robber was sweating profusely in pain, and he had a kind of hellish feeling, obviously Jiang Chen's movements were very slow, why couldn't he dodge, and Jiang Chen's strength was too great, as soon as he pulled it at will, his hand was pulled by Jiang Chen and dislocated from his shoulder, and it almost hurt him to death.
"Ahh
"Your hands are long enough now, but you don't have the strength, what can you do?" Jiang Chen looked very embarrassed.
"Don't talk nonsense, give me a hand. The robber said with a wolf howl.
"Don't worry, I have one more question for you, do you know what is most important when robbing?" Jiang Chen asked very seriously.
"Bold and careful, ruthless enough. "The robber doesn't think about it, he just says, he looks like a habitual offender.
"You're wrong, it's not your life. Jiang Chen smiled.
"Good...... Good...... Is it fatal, can you help me pick it up now?" The robber was speechless, why did Jiang Chen look more professional than him?
"No, there's a problem. Jiang Chen said lazily.
"Don't, I'm begging you, okay. "The robbers are also going to cry.
"This question is easy to answer, that is, you or him, who is more stupid?" Jiang Chen pointed at Yuan Yinghua.
Yuan Yinghua was already dumbfounded, being pointed at by Jiang Chen, he was full of excitement, woke up, and stumbled and said, "Jiang Chen, what do you want to do?"
"I'm a good citizen, what do you think I'll do? Besides, I'm richer than you, so why should I do anything to you? So now, you can do one thing, compare yourself to this guy, who is stupid. Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.
"How can this be compared?" asked Yuan Yinghua dumbfounded.
"Well, that's it. Jiang Chen suddenly raised his foot and kicked the robber in front of Yuan Yinghua, Yuan Yinghua saw this, stretched out his hand and grabbed the bag containing money in the robber's hand, and the two suddenly twisted into a ball and fought on the ground.
"Zhou Ji, have you distinguished it, which of the two of them is more stupid?" Watching the play, Jiang Chen said with a smile.
"It seems that Yuan Yinghua is a little more stupid. Zhou Ji took a closer look and said.
"You're wrong, they're just as stupid. Jiang Chen smiled, beckoned to Zhou Ji, and said, "Let's go, the police are here." ”
"Hey, the police are really here. Zhou Ji saw that there were a few policemen running towards this side, and he didn't know who called the police, the robbery was a big deal, and the policemen were nervous.
Yuan Yinghua and the robber were quickly taken away by the police, and Jiang Chen and Zhou Ji also quickly got into the car, and it was not until the car drove out for a distance that Zhou Ji realized a problem.
"Jiang Chen, how can you have 10 million?" Zhou Ji said with curiosity and surprise on his face, 10 million, even for him, it is a lot of money, you know, when he first heard that Jiang Chen wanted to save money, he thought that Jiang Chen would save hundreds or thousands, who would have thought that it was actually 10 million, Zhou Ji was a little envious, and a little jealous!