Chapter 9 Only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals
Seeing the Ling Tian building in front of him, which was n times more luxurious than the Forbidden City, and could not see the roof, Qin Guanxi was already numb with shock at this moment, and secretly swallowed his saliva, could this be the legendary Ling Xiao Treasure Palace?
Qin Guanxi looked up at the big pillar outside the hall that reached the sky, and looked at the lifelike coiling dragon and flying phoenix carved on it, Qin Guanxi had for the first time a feeling of incomparably small like an ant standing in front of a giant...
Seeing Qin Guanxi's stunned appearance, Erlang God was not surprised, Sensei said that this Qin Guanxi was a rookie who had just come to heaven, that is, he was a dignified Erlang Zhenjun who had been mixed in this Heavenly Palace for n billion years every time he saw this Optimus Prime, he had a feeling of palpitations, and it was already surprising to see Optimus Prime lying on the ground for the first time when he saw it for the first time.
Erlang God smiled, patted Qin Guanxi's shoulder, pointed to the Optimus Prime, and said with rare respect, "Shock, this pillar is called Optimus Prime, and legend has it that this Heavenly Palace is supported by this pillar." ”
Optimus Prime, this is Optimus Prime, a pillar of Optimus.
"Yes. Qin Guanxi nodded solemnly, "It's really spectacular, seeing this pillar, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I actually have a feeling that I can't raise my head." However, Second Brother Yang, how can I see that there is a crack in this pillar, is there also an earthquake in the Heavenly Palace?"
It's no wonder that Qin Guanxi's eyes are sharp, this Optimus Prime is straight and perfect, such a big crack appears on Optimus Prime, like a perfect blue and white porcelain with a small hole, although the flaw is not big but it is particularly obvious, with this crack, this Optimus Prime seems to have suddenly lost three points of momentum and beauty...
Hearing Qin Guanxi's question, Erlang God actually pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled awkwardly, "Yes, you said that crack, I don't know very well, who knows when it was stayed..."
However, after Qin Guanxi mentioned it, this Erlang God seemed to remember the lawless figure from a long time ago, and his heart was twitching, and he still had palpitations about the figure that beat himself for a long time and couldn't get up, as for the crack on this Optimus Prime, it was also accidentally smashed with a stick back then.
And that person, oh, it should be said that it is a monkey, is from that place in China, although the monkey was later accepted by the old monk of the West Heaven to eat fasting and chant Buddha, but as an older generation of immortals, there is still an indescribable awe of that monkey.
It was precisely because of that great sage that the Jade Emperor did not dare to put up a fight against those who flew up from Huaxia, so as soon as Erlang God heard that Qin Guanxi was from Huaxia, his attitude suddenly made a 180-degree turn, and he really didn't dare to provoke the monkey's fellow countryman, but he was scared.
However, Erlang God at this time is also a little strange, to say that there have been no newcomers flying up in this heavenly court for at least a few hundred years, and the last one to soar is Zhang Sanfeng in his mouth just now, hundreds of years have passed, if it weren't for seeing Qin Guanxi today, he would have almost forgotten that place.
"It's here. ”
Erlang God pointed to the second general next to the door of the main hall, smiled and said to Qin Guanxi: "You are waiting now, I will go to report to the Jade Emperor." As he spoke, he pointed to the heavenly soldiers and generals behind him, "Serve my brother well, if something goes wrong, I want your head." ”
Although Erlang God looked amiable in front of Qin Guanxi, in the eyes of this group of heavenly soldiers and generals, this Erlang God was undoubtedly a plague-like figure, and nodded resignedly, "Yes, my subordinates receive orders." ”
Seeing the awe-inspiring expressions of his subordinates, Erlang nodded with satisfaction, and looked at Qin Guanxi again as he spoke, "Brother Qin, you are playing here now, just greet them directly if you have anything, don't be polite to my brother." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Qin Guanxi smiled and nodded, "I know, Brother Yang, you are too polite." ”
Seeing the back of Erlang God far away, Qin Guanxi breathed a sigh of relief gently, although this Erlang God looked kind to him, but the immortal is an immortal after all, and he is a mortal to put it bluntly, the coercion on this Da Luo Jinxian still made him feel a little panicked, and he felt a little more comfortable when he saw Erlang God leaving.
wiped the sweat on his forehead, found a step and sat down Qin Guanxi took a good look at this legendary heavenly palace, Qin Guanxi had watched the TV series of fairies and horses before, although the camera on the TV was already beautiful enough, but the immersive Qin Guanxi still had a feeling of dizziness.
The black and white cranes spreading their wings in the sky, the fairy girls laughing with flower baskets on the cranes, the colorful rainbows crossing the sky, and the turtles flying with their claws in the air......
Speaking of which, the scenery I see today is more shocking than what Qin Guanxi has seen in the past ten years, especially seeing the fairy flying above Qin Guanxi's head with ribbons, Qin Guanxi almost couldn't hold back his saliva flowing out, in the end, it is where the gods live, not to mention anything else, just look at the scenery here every day, Qin Guanxi guarantees that he will definitely live for a few more decades...
"Xuan, Qin Guanxi will see you. ”
It didn't take long for a slightly shrill duck to cry in this hall, and you don't have to think about it to know what kind of character this is, that's right, it's a profession that has become extinct on the earth, eunuchs, commonly known as: father-in-law.
Shaking his clothes, Qin Guanxi said in his heart that the person he saw this time was much more aura than any leader and professor, the Jade Emperor, that is a boss-level figure who commands the Three Realms, and it is certain that he wants to leave a good impression on the old man of the Jade Emperor.
Moving lightly into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Qin Guanxi saw the Jade Emperor sitting on the dragon chair in front of him at a glance, and the Jade Emperor at this time actually looked at Qin Guanxi with a smile, and Erlang God, who was still mighty and domineering just now, has now changed into a stern expression, an honest soy sauce appearance.
"Your name is Qin Guanxi?"
Qin Guanxi hasn't opened his mouth yet, this Jade Emperor seems to have asked Qin Guanxi as if he is familiar with it, although his voice is very soft, but the majesty of the superior person really makes Qin Guanxi's expression flutter, the coercion on Erlang God's body just now made him feel furious, and this Jade Emperor's identity is more noble than Erlang God I don't know how many times, he opened his mouth Qin Guanxi actually had the urge to kneel down and bow his head directly.
But although Qin Guanxi people are not serious, but he has principles in his heart that ordinary people do not have, men, you can kneel to the sky, kneel to the ground, kneel to your parents, kneel to your teachers, and of course you have to kneel to your wife when necessary, but for the Jade Emperor, a person I don't know... God, although he knows his noble identity, but in Qin Guanxi's life dictionary, there is no kneeling power!
Seeing Qin Guanxi's slightly trembling knees, a trace of surprise flashed on the Jade Emperor's face, he knew better than anyone else about the coercion on his body, the usual Da Luo Jin Immortal would unconsciously kneel down when he saw him, and this Qin Guanxi, who seemed to have no ability, could have such a backbone, this Jade Emperor couldn't help but glance at this little rookie who had just come up...
Qin Guanxi took a deep breath, seemed to suppress the fear in his heart, looked up at the legendary Jade Emperor Lao'er, shook his thighs that were a little swollen and painful, and nodded with a smile, "Qin Guanxi, meet Your Majesty." ”
Seeing Qin Guanxi's expression of neither humility nor arrogance, the Jade Emperor had a little more appreciation in his heart, and there were few people in the entire Heavenly Palace who could not change his face in front of him, and this Qin Guanxi was one, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it really deserved to be from that place in China, with the shadow of the group of Chinese people in the Heavenly Palace, and they all had a sense of anger!
Pride!
Backbone!
The Jade Emperor looked at Qin Guanxi with a smile, "I heard Yang Aiqing say that you just came up today? Since you have the ability to fly up, you naturally have some skills, let's say, what kind of official do you want to be, what position do you want to be, as long as it's not too outrageous, I will allow it." ”
Although Qin Guanxi didn't seem to have any mana at all, the Jade Emperor was also puzzled about how this kid came up, but with Qin Guanxi's humble and arrogant expression just now, he also won the respect of the Jade Emperor, and his tone was much kinder.
"Shrimp?"
When the immortal? Qin Guanxi was stunned, he originally thought that this Jade Emperor would give him a divine horse to offend him by trespassing into the heavenly court, but when he heard that this Jade Emperor not only did not punish him, but also made him an official after listening to this tone?
To tell the truth, Qin Guanxi is indeed moved, immortals, omnipotent immortals, immortality, longevity and Tianqi, this one has a word that hits Qin Guanxi's nerves again and again, Qin Guanxi fell into confusion all of a sudden, this immortal and this job, do it yourself or not?
Seeing Qin Guanxi, who was frowning and didn't know what to think, the Jade Emperor Lao'er smiled, "What's the matter?
Immortals, I have to say that Qin Guanxi was moved, but when he thought of his family on the earth, he thought about their expressions of losing his son, and he thought about the charming teacher, the school flower, and the virgin....
Hearing the Jade Emperor's question again, Qin Guanxi shook his head heavily, "I know what you said, although the immortals are very tempting, but I still feel that the life of Huaxia and mortals is more suitable for me, although the immortals are good, but, I, Qin Guanxi, am not the material to be an immortal, and I also ask Your Majesty to send me a soul return to the lower realm, Qin Guanxi will definitely be grateful." ”
"What ?!!"
To say that the Jade Emperor, who was calm just now, was finally moved after listening to Qin Guanxi's words, it is not strange to say that Qin Guanxi does not want to be an official, after all, people have their own aspirations, and some people are really not the material to be officials, but Qin Guanxi's words later, the Jade Emperor Lao'er was suddenly taken aback, immortals? He would rather be a mortal than an immortal? Be a mortal with a physical body and a mortal than a transcendent immortal? Be a mortal with a lifespan of only a few decades rather than be an immortal with longevity and Tianqi?
To say that the Jade Emperor has seen people and gods for so many years, he doesn't know how many mortals he has, but it is really the first time he has seen him like Qin Guanxi, who has let the immortals not be mortals, to be honest, this Jade Emperor has lived for n billion years and basically hasn't served a few people, the old monk in Xitian is counted as one, and Qin Guanxi is the second, as for the original lawless monkey, he is just afraid, if he is allowed to serve, he really can't do it...
"You think about it clearly, really don't want to be an immortal, if you regret it, I can give you a chance, I shouldn't have heard what you just said. "To be honest, now this Jade Emperor Lao Er appreciates this Qin Guanxi a little, everyone has a love for talent, and he really looks down on a proud person like Qin Guanxi.
"Whew. Shaking his head and exhaling the distracting thoughts in his chest, Qin Guanxi nodded firmly, "Your Majesty, I'm sure, I Qin Guanxi just want to be a mortal again, no complaints and no regrets!!"