Didn't these guys unanimously think that he was pretending?

It's so good, Jiang Chen pushed the boat down the river and pretended to be a force. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

By the way, let them see what it means to be a real pretend.

Jiang Chen deliberately only said half of this sentence, and after finishing speaking, Jiang Chen looked at these guys quietly, waiting for their reactions.

"A million, that's a lot of money. ”

"In my life, I haven't even seen 10,000 yuan, 1 million, it scares me to death. ”

"I'm cowardly, don't scare me, scaring people to death will pay for your life. ”

……

After listening to Jiang Chen's words, several people looked at Jiang Chen with the same eyes as if they were neurotic, laughing nonstop, and doing their best to mock.

Especially the bald young man leaned back and forth in laughter, as if he was about to die of laughter.

"Is a million a lot?" Jiang Chen was very depressed.

What are the reactions of these guys, can't they let him pretend to be a good force?

"Boy, why do you like to pretend to be forced so much? Why don't you just say that there are hundreds of millions in this card, wouldn't the effect be even more amazing?" said the bald young man with a laugh.

"How do you know that there are actually hundreds of millions in this card, so amazing?" Jiang Chen was surprised.

That's right, there are indeed hundreds of millions in this card.

As for how many hundred million it was, Jiang Chen didn't remember it himself, anyway, it was a lot of money.

He said one million before, because he was a little worried that he would say too much and scare these guys stupidly, so he was rarely humble.

"Boy, I have to tell you, this joke you told is not funny at all, and it is ......" The bald young man suddenly stopped laughing, he pointed his hand at himself, and then at the others, and said, "Moreover, we look like fools, are we easy to deceive?"

"What I said is true, why don't you believe it?" Jiang Chen said in wonder.

"Only by believing in you can you have ghosts. The bald young man didn't have the slightest idea of giving Jiang Chen face, and in the end, he pointed at Jiang Chen with his hand and scolded: "Boy, before we get angry, drive your rented car, how far and as far as you can." ”

"Are you terrible to be angry?" Jiang Chen then asked.

"I can tell you for sure, it's very scary, once I get angry, you get beaten up, it's a trivial thing, maybe even this car you rented, we will smash him. The bald youth threatened.

"So, are you angry now?" Jiang Chen said.

"Are you pushing me to be angry?" asked the bald young man oddly.

"That's right, I'm just forcing you to be angry, after all, if you don't get angry, how can I tell if you're lying? Jiang Chen said in a determined tone.

"Very well, you managed to me off. The bald young man said coldly.

"Smack!"

It was almost a bald young man, and as soon as his words fell, Jiang Chen raised his hand, and it was a slap that knocked him to the ground.

"Poof!"

When he opened his mouth, two bloody teeth erupted from the bald young man's mouth, rolling on the ground, screaming non-stop, sounding like killing a pig.

"Bald dude. ”

When the rest of the people saw this, they were all shocked, rushed up one by one, and hurriedly helped the bald young man up.

"It's terrible to say yes, why don't I feel it at all?" Jiang Chen said with a grin.

"Look for death. ”

The bald young man was furious, but because of the lack of two teeth, his speech was a little leaky.

"Kill him. Then the bald young man shouted.

"Smack!"

Jiang Chen's feet moved, and he appeared in front of the bald young man again, raised his hand again and slapped the bald young man to the ground.

"Could it be that this is what you call terrible?" said unhurriedly, Jiang Chen.

The bald young man was stunned, and the rest of the people were all stunned.

Even if they are fools, they also know that Jiang Chen is deliberately teasing them, with the speed and strength of Jiang Chen's shot, even if several of them join forces together, it will not be enough for Jiang Chen to smoke.

"Handsome guy, the bald guy is joking, don't take it to heart. ”

"That's right, that's a joke, the bald guy likes to joke the most. ”

"Handsome guy, you play slowly with the big beauty, let's go first. ”

……

The rest of the people, seeing that the situation was not right, immediately succumbed to it, set up the bald young man, and ran fast.

"Jiang Chen, let's go too. Lan Xiu walked over and said.

"Xiao Xiuxiu, do you want to eat another spicy tang? I have a hunch that you will be very hungry later. Jiang Chen said seriously.

"There was food at home. Lan Xiu said subconsciously.

After saying that, Lan Xiu suddenly felt that something was wrong, and pulled the car door in a panic and got into the car.

Jiang Chen smiled, got into the car, kicked the accelerator, and drove the car fast, but there was no four big words written on his face: desire~ fire and burning.

But he didn't drive far, Lan Xiu just shouted: "Jiang Chen, you stop first." ”

"Xiao Xiuxiu, we haven't arrived home yet. Jiang Chen said.

"It looks like someone has been hit, I'll go down and take a look. Lan Xiu said.

Jiang Chen raised his eyes and saw that this road was empty, and there was not a single car, unless the pedal tricycle could also be called a car.

There was indeed a person lying in front of the tricycle, and it seemed that he had indeed been knocked down.

Jiang Chen is not the kind of nosy person, but Lan Xiu wants to take care of it, so Jiang Chen had to drive the car over and stop.

"What's going on?" Lan Xiu got out of the car and asked an old woman.

The old woman had gray hair and looked nearly seventy years old, and she was standing there with a sad face, looking helpless.

Lying on the ground was a middle-aged man, looking at the clothes, it was not bad, at this moment, he was opening his mouth, babbling and scolding ugly words.

The implication is nothing more than being hit by a car and losing money.

"Little girl, he said that I hit him and asked me to pay him 500 yuan, but where do I have any money. The old woman said anxiously, looking like she was about to cry.

Lan Xiu nodded and said to the middle-aged man: "Friend, I see that you are fine, just get up, an old woman, where is the money?"

"Who said I'm fine, my foot is broken, my chest hurts, my head hurts, my whole body hurts. It's good that Lan Xiu didn't say this, but as soon as he said it, the middle-aged man called out more energetically.

Listening to his name, it was as if he had not been hit by a tricycle, but by a large truck, running back and forth dozens of times.

"Friend, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, I think, you don't want me to call the police and call the police, right?" Lan Xiu said unhappily.

Clear-eyed people can see that this middle-aged man, there is nothing at all, but he keeps shouting, and all he does is blackmail the old woman for 500 yuan.

"Call the police, okay, then you call the police, I also want to hear what the police will say when they come." The middle-aged man sneered and said, not afraid at all.

Lan Xiu pondered for a while, took out his mobile phone, and was about to call the police.

"Xiao Xiuxiu, give me two minutes. Jiang Chen stopped Lan Xiu and said lazily.

Calling the police is certainly a good solution to the problem, but as far as Lan Xiu's identity is concerned, once the police come over, some of them will make this middle-aged man suffer.

But for Jiang Chen, it was too troublesome and a waste of time, and he didn't want to waste his own affairs on such meaningless things.

"It's fine. Lan Xiu nodded and put away her phone.

"Dude, you said you hurt all over your body, didn't you? Jiang Chen walked over and said with a smile.

"Yes, it's about to hurt me to death, I just want 500 yuan, just go to the hospital for a checkup, this old guy actually refuses to give a penny, it's too much. The middle-aged man said.

"It just so happens that I'm the doctor, or I'll check you out. Jiang Chen said.

After saying this, Jiang Chen walked over and kicked the middle-aged man and flew out.

"Jiang Chen, you ......" Lan Xiu was dumbfounded, she asked Jiang Chen to solve the problem, not Jiang Chen's beating, Jiang Chen's beating will only make the problem worse.

"Xiao Xiuxiu, don't worry, the two minutes haven't reached yet. Jiang Chen waved his hand and said slowly.

With Jiang Chen's kick to kick the middle-aged man out, the middle-aged man was very magical, and he was kicked up by Jiang Chen.

After Jiang Chen and Lan Xiu finished speaking, they walked over and kicked the middle-aged man again, kicking the middle-aged man backwards and taking several steps back one after another.

"Does it still hurt?" Jiang Chen asked, continuing to walk towards the middle-aged man.

"What are you going to do? If you dare to kick me again, I'm going to call the police. The middle-aged man said sharply.

"What do you mean, it's still painful, right?" Jiang Chen said, kicking out with the third kick.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Chen stopped talking, was silent, and kicked the middle-aged man one after another.

Jiang Chen used skill, every time he kicked out, it would make the middle-aged man feel painful, but he didn't kick him down.

As a result, the middle-aged man turned into a stake, constantly bearing Jiang Chen's attacks, and the middle-aged man didn't want to dodge, but he couldn't dodge at all.

I don't know how many feet I was kicked, the middle-aged man couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "I don't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all......"

"That's right, get out if it doesn't hurt. Jiang Chen said in a low voice.

"Okay, I'll get out...... I'll get out of ......" The middle-aged man burst into tears, he just wanted to blackmail a little money, is it easy for him.

Dragging his wish-granted, whole body aching, the middle-aged man limped away, looking miserable.

"Exactly two minutes. Seeing the middle-aged man leave, Jiang Chen grinned and said to Lan Xiu.

Lan Xiu was speechless, and Haosheng comforted the old woman before getting into the car with Jiang Chen.

"Xiao Xiuxiu, there shouldn't be anything else going on next. While driving on the road, Jiang Chen said.

"Jiang Chen, have you ever heard of a saying that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry?" Lan Xiuyan couldn't understand Jiang Chen's thoughts, and chuckled.

"No, I don't believe it. Jiang Chen said with an oath.

Fortunately, nothing else happened along the way, and as soon as he returned to Lan Xiu's residence, Jiang Chen told Lan Xiu with personal actions that he could eat hot tofu if he was anxious.

No, one night, Jiang Chen ate Lan Xiu over and over again......

ps: The state is very poor, everyone forgive me~