Chapter 523 What to Do Before Going to Bed
"Grinding goblin!"
In an instant, such a sentence popped up in Jiang Chen's mind.
That's right, Wu Qingya at this moment is really a genuine grinding goblin.
Goblins are meant to eat people.
Tang Seng traveled west to learn scriptures, and along the way, he went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and wanted to eat his goblins, but I don't know how many.
Of course, in addition to the label of cannibalism, goblins have another extremely important label, that is, goblins are extremely beautiful and even bewitching.
A goblin who is not glamorous cannot be called a goblin, at best a goblin.
Look, the difference between this word is nakedly exposed, whether ancient or modern, it ubiquitously embodies the true meaning of looking at people's faces first.
Jiang Chen really felt that this kind of bad habit was really annoying.
What Jiang Chen hates even more is that he found that he accidentally became the kind of person he hated.
But what made Jiang Chen embarrassed was that Wu Qingya took the initiative to give her a hug, it doesn't matter if she is drunk or not, what matters is this initiative.
Since Wu Qingya was so active, how could he be embarrassed to push Wu Qingya away?
Of course, if Wu Qingya is ugly and has a low figure, then it is ironclad, at the moment she falls, Jiang Chen will either avoid it or kick the person away, and will definitely not give Wu Qingya the opportunity to take advantage of drunkenness.
It's just, what does Wu Qingya mean by that?
What does it mean that women don't get drunk and men don't have a chance?
Isn't it humiliating him again?
Growing up like him, the pickled girl still needs to get a woman drunk, so I'm too sorry for his appearance and his taste?
Or, not humiliation, seduction?
"Wu Qingya, you are drunk and talking nonsense, this is not good. Jiang Chen said with a straight face.
"Did I say the wrong thing?" Wu Qingya was dumbfounded.
She said that she could drink four or five bottles of red wine, which was naturally to deceive Jiang Chen, with the amount of alcohol she had, at most two bottles would be the end, she drank three bottles today, and at this time her body was soft, and she couldn't stand firmly, so she could only lean tightly into Jiang Chen's arms to sit on the ground without slipping.
The alcohol gradually went up, and Wu Qingya was a little unclear even when she spoke, but fortunately, she still retained a little sobriety.
"I think you should say that, in the face of a stunningly beautiful man like me, a woman will never have a chance if she doesn't get drunk. Jiang Chen said seriously.
"Stinky ......" Wu Qingya almost didn't spray, originally wanted to say that it was stinky and shameless, but just said one word, and swallowed all the words in the back.
"What does it stink?" Jiang Chen pretended not to understand what Wu Qingya was going to say.
"Stinky man. Wu Qingya changed her tone, giggled, quite a little bit of a trembling taste, she held Jiang Chen's arm with one hand, and with the other hand, her fingertips lightly touched Jiang Chen's forehead, blinked, and asked, "What do you say we will do next?"
"I think you should get some sleep next. Jiang Chen gave a suggestion that he thought was quite good.
"So what do you do before going to bed?" Wu Qingya asked again.
"Take off your clothes. Jiang Chen said casually, this question is really idiotic, and there is no technical content at all.
"Jiang Chen, why are you so bad, don't think that if I'm drunk, you can take off my clothes casually, I stated at the beginning, I'm not the kind of casual woman. Wu Qingya said indignantly.
"Are you used to sleeping with your clothes on?" Jiang Chen said shocked.
Wu Qingya was dumbfounded, did she misunderstand, or did Jiang Chen misunderstand?
Why is it obvious that Jiang Chen is pretending to be stupid, and it sounds very reasonable and unrefutable.
"I'm not used to sleeping with clothes on, so I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone, I sleep without clothes. Wu Qingya lowered her voice and said mysteriously.
"I'll keep it a secret for you. Jiang Chen's righteous words were slightly associated with the picture that Wu Qingya said, and found that the picture was a little blurry.
After all, he hadn't seen Wu Qingya without clothes with his own eyes, right?
"Also, let me tell you, before you go to bed, you have to take a shower, you super stupid. Wu Qingya used her fingers again and lightly tapped Jiang Chen's forehead.
"That's right, you should take a shower before you go to bed. Jiang Chen nodded in sudden realization.
"Then I'm going to take a shower. Wu Qingya left Jiang Chen's embrace, took a step, and staggered towards the bathroom.
Jiang Chen grabbed her arm, Wu Qingya turned around, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, fell into Jiang Chen's arms again, and said in a charming tone: "Stinky man, do you want to take a bath with me?"
"You think beautifully. Jiang Chen glanced at Wu Qingya and said, "This is not the place for you to take a bath, you have to wash it home and wash it." ”
Hearing the sound, Wu Qingya was stunned, and immediately her body trembled with anger, because she drank too much wine, and her drowsy consciousness was sober up a lot in an instant.
She first deliberately drunk herself, and then said that women don't have a chance if they don't get drunk and men, and she wants to take off her clothes and take a bath, and she tempts Jiang Chen to take a bath together...... Isn't it obvious enough that she's not acting so much?
Jiang Chen actually asked her to go home and take a bath, the implication was that he refused her seduction, or did he not understand that she was seducing him?
"Is it possible to tell Jiang Chen directly that I came here this time to seduce him?" Wu Qingya thought in her heart.
With such thoughts, Wu Qingya looked at Jiang Chen's eyes a little and lost her mind a little.
The number of contacts with Jiang Chen is not less, and in Wu Qingya's heart, Jiang Chen has always been the kind of man who is smart, witty, humorous, and very able to please women and understand people's clothes.
Why, today's Jiang Chen, so incomprehensible, has become a piece of wood?
"No, I'm going to wash here. Wu Qingya said angrily.
"You didn't have a change of clothes. Jiang Chen kindly reminded.
"After I took a shower, I didn't wear any clothes. "Wu Qingya doesn't need Jiang Chen's kindness.
"I'm a big man, you're a woman, is it appropriate for you not to wear clothes?" Jiang Chen asked curiously.
"Jiang Chen, what do you mean, I don't mind taking advantage of you, you just have fun stealing, don't talk nonsense here. Wu Qingya pushed Jiang Chen away, and in a few steps she rushed to the bathroom, pushed open the door and walked in.
After that, he locked the door back, as if he was afraid that if he slowed down, Jiang Chen would be caught out of the bathroom and thrown outside the door.
After a while, in the bathroom, there was the sound of gurgling water.
Listening to the sound of the water, Jiang Chen didn't have any charming thoughts at all, the only thing left was a headache, and the headache was about to explode.
What he feared most finally happened.
The number of drunkards in this room was very successful, from one and a half to two and a half.
Ye Sichen's side was okay to say, and it was perfunctory and passed.
But whether it is Lin Baobao or Wu Qingya, it is not so easy to dismiss.
The personalities of these two women are somewhat similar, and the most common point is that they are very bold.
Wine is intimidating!
This is not something that is said casually.
When a person's courage is not cowardly, give her another bottle of wine, and she can transform into the monkey who makes trouble in the heavenly palace.
Jiang Chen, who didn't plan to drink, took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet again, sat on the sofa and drank the stuffy wine.
Whether it's a good fortune or an affair, he never lacks it.
Whether it is Lin Baobao, Ye Sichen, or Wu Qingya, who appeared inexplicably, these three women, whichever one comes, are definitely ordinary men, and they are unattainable in a lifetime.
But the biggest problem is that the three of them are now in the same room.
I haven't touched it yet, it's easy to say anything, if I am not careful, the three women are photographed, and the picture is very scary when I think about it.
"Bang bang...... Bang bang ......"
Jiang Chen had just finished his stomach with a glass of wine, and outside, the sound of knocking on the door sounded like a shock.
Listening to the sound of knocking on the door, Jiang Chen almost didn't cry.
At this time, the one who came to knock on the door, without thinking about it, knew that it was Sister Mi, who should come, and finally came.
"Jiang Chen, I know you're in the room, hurry up and open the door. Soon, Sister Mi's voice came in, and while she spoke, she knocked on the door harder.
Jiang Chen had no doubt that if he didn't open the door for another minute, Sister Mi would definitely have to find someone to tear down the door.
Hard-headed, Jiang Chen got up and walked over and opened the door.
Outside the door, the woman's face was full of anger, her eyebrows were upside down, and she was full of anger.
"Where's Si Chen?" probe, glancing into the room, Sister Mi immediately asked.
Shrugging his shoulders, Jiang Chen took two steps back, pointed to the wine bottle on the small table and said with a smile: "Sister Mi, do you drink?"
There were already two half-drunk ghosts in the room, and Jiang Chen was now in a tendency to break the jar, so he didn't mind getting drunk with another one at all.
"What about Si Chen?" Sister Mi ignored Jiang Chen's words and asked to herself.
"The red wine here is not counted, I see that you are quite stressed at work, just drink some to relax. Jiang Chen said.
"Jiang Chen, you don't have to fight with me here, if you really bully Si Chen, I will never let you go. Sister Mi said viciously.
Sister Mi knew that Ye Sichen trusted Jiang Chen, and trusted that kind of thing unreservedly.
Even, because Ye Sichen's living environment is too different, Ye Sichen has no relationship with friends of the same age, and Ye Sichen can be said to be a little dependent on Jiang Chen.
It's not that Sister Mi really has such a bad impression of Jiang Chen, nor does she distrust Jiang Chen, but in the hotel room, what will happen to the lonely man and widow, it is obvious.
Jiang Chen is so attentive again, the women around him are one after another, one is more beautiful than the other, Ye Sichen came to the hotel room to find Jiang Chen, in Sister Mi's opinion, there is no difference between the little white rabbit and the little white rabbit who took the initiative to send it to the mouth of the big bad wolf.
How can this make Sister Mi not in a hurry?
"Why don't you let me go?" Jiang Chen asked with a smile.
"You'll know. Sister Mi replied fiercely, and when the words fell, I heard the sound of gurgling water from the bathroom.
Hearing such a sound, a bad premonition arose. Sister Mi's face changed suddenly, and in the next second, she opened her teeth and danced her claws, and pounced towards Jiang Chen!