Chapter 773: Money is easy to do

Yang Ling said hello and asked him to hurry up and ask.

"Whether you ask or not, you inform Wen Qing and them first. Bai Lu said.

Yang Ling nodded and went out to run errands.

It didn't take long to make dinner, piggyback on the feet to make more, and when I came out of the kitchen, I said, "There is a supper." He walked to the swallow's room with the tray in his hand.

A small bowl of rice, a cold dish, a large bowl of soup, Xiaobai's food is beef stew.

While Yanzi was eating, Bai Lu asked softly: "Tomorrow's funeral, you have to notify your relatives, do you have contact information?"

"I have no relatives. Swallow replied lightly.

Bai Lu said, "Are there any old neighbors?

"Don't inform them. ”

"What about the current neighbors?"

"None of them were notified. ”

Bai Lu sighed: "You can't let the old man go alone, it's better to be lively." ”

Yanzi hesitated: "I only know the phone number of Lao Huang's family on the other side." ”

"Just a phone call is all it takes. "Bai Lu asked for the number, and went out to inform the neighbors of Yanzi's house.

In the building where Yanzi lives, many people know the specific situation of Yanzi's house, and they also know that in recent days, my grandmother has been seriously ill and admitted to the hospital twice. A kind old lady knocked on the door and wanted to help, but Yanzi was not at home, and they couldn't help it.

At about ten o'clock that night, Bai Lu called over, apologized first, disturbed others to rest, and then slowly explained the situation.

Aunt Huang was very enthusiastic about the door, and said that she would help inform everyone, and Bai Lu said thank you.

At this time, many aunts and uncles have fallen asleep, but they are woken up by the sound of the phone one after another. One by one, many people say that it will definitely arrive.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Aunt Huang called back and told Bai Lu that she had notified that sixty or seventy people could go and gather at the gate of the community at five o'clock in the morning.

Bai Lu had to say thank you, let Aunt Huang rest quickly, he called Tao Fangran: "Get two buses and leave at half past four in the morning." ”

Momoko knew that it was a funeral affair, and replied: "The car is ready." Where are you going?"

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this night. A lot of people are busy. The big-faced thief and the others were busy fleeing. The Daping District Public Security Bureau tried the case overnight, and the armed police force helped arrest the people. Swallow's neighbor aunts are on the phone.

The next morning, everyone woke up early. There were several buses parked downstairs, and Bai Lu took two of them to pick up people first. The rest go straight to the funeral home.

Nowadays, Tibetan rites are cremated. It is different from the burial process that has been passed down for thousands of years. Even if it's cremation. There were also differences between earlier and now.

Earlier there was a morgue in the hospital. From the moment you enter the morgue, there are a series of rules, and when you send the elderly away, the convoy will take a little more detour. Even walked around the city, and took a look at this familiar world after the most rear. The whole process is called a spiritual patrol.

Nowadays, the deceased is sent directly to the funeral home, and the traffic in the city is becoming more and more congested, and the state manages this kind of situation, mostly omitting this procedure, or putting the funeral after cremation.

In comparison, the procedures in Taiwan and Hong Kong are more orthodox, and the countryside is also carried out according to ancient rituals, such as stopping the spirit, which is to put the body at home to be worshipped, which will last for a few days, and this scene is mostly seen in Hong Kong gangster movies.

But in the city, this has become very rare. The ceremony was carried out at the funeral home, which shortened the time to half a day. However, in a megacity like Beicheng, it may take many days due to various reasons such as the large number of people or the distance of the cemetery.

For example, a memorial service should be arranged, cremation should be arranged, and the funeral attendees should be arranged to eat, and the ashes should be received the next day and then buried...... Each process takes a lot of time.

In order to avoid these troubles, Bailu deliberately went early. In addition, the funeral home is located in the suburbs, and it is about more than 30 kilometers from Longfu, and counting the pick-up time, it is necessary to go earlier.

Yanzi wore a white linen filial piety suit, a white hat on her head, and stood on the black convertible driven by He Shanqing with a banner in her arms, and Xiaobai was beside her.

Because Yanzi didn't want to hold a memorial service, he couldn't get a photo of his grandmother, so he had to skip this step.

In this way, there are two convoys, and the white road takes two buses first. He Shanqing carried the swallows, took the girls, and the restaurant chefs and went directly to the north.

Everyone used the phone to get in touch, and when the car drove out of the fourth ring road, there was a large row of black cars parked on the side of the road, at least more than 20 cars, some open-top and some two-seater. It was He Shanyu and Lin Zi who came to support the scene.

After the convoy led by He Shanqing drove over, the cars started and merged into the convoy.

It's just that the speed of travel is quite slow, and He Shanqing is driving while calling to communicate news. Twenty minutes later, Bai Lu caught up with two buses, each of which was full, a total of nearly seventy uncles and aunts.

These people may not be very familiar with grandma, but they all know the swallow, and they all admire and feel sorry for her.

Yang Ling, Li Xiaoya, Taozi and others were sitting on another bus, talking on the phone on the way, and she was contacting the funeral home. Strictly speaking, it is to contact the salesman of the funeral home outsourcing company.

Yanzi said that there was no need for a memorial service, but there were so many neighbors who had to be seen by someone, so he took money to pave the road and set up a temporary venue.

The convoy was huge, and the journey was very eye-catching. Fortunately, there was no blowing, no paper money was thrown, and the police didn't bother to pay attention.

Because I walked early, the road conditions were good, except for the red light, I delayed some time, and arrived at the funeral home at half past six.

It was half past six o'clock, and many people had not gotten up yet, and there were already many people in front of the funeral home. There was an anxious salesman standing at the gate, and when he saw Bai Lu, he hurriedly ran over: "You guys are here, hurry up." ”

Normally, the funeral home goes to work at eight o'clock. The first memorial service should also be held after eight o'clock. But there are always surprises, no.

There is a saying in this, the burner, which is the first furnace every morning.

The funeral home has multiple cremation rooms and has multiple head stoves. The burner furnace must first be numbered in the front, and then it is necessary to have a good relationship with the clerk.

Nowadays, the atmosphere of commercialization is too strong, and some places need to add extra money, such as 500 yuan, or more.

The so-called burner is to ask for peace of mind and ensure that the ashes of relatives are not mixed with others.

Bai Lu didn't care if the head furnace was or how many furnaces there were, and Swallow didn't care either. But there is one point, Bai Lu is very busy, Yang Ling and others are also very busy, and everyone has no time to wait. So after consulting Bai Lu's opinion, Yang Ling took the money to pave the road, first held a memorial service, burned the head stove, and then quickly took the ashes.

In general, it takes about one and a half to three hours to retrieve the ashes, and crematoriums in big cities are even slower. So there will be a lot of funerals where you go to eat after cremation and come to pick up the ashes the next day.

Bai Lu didn't have time to wait, he had a tiger garden that hadn't been resolved, and the second child hadn't been found, and Mingchen had been waiting for him to turn on. Therefore, continue to open the way with money and let the relevant staff take special care of it, at the cost of 10,000 yuan per person.

If this kind of thing spreads, Bai Lu is the bad guy who goes through the back door and takes money to open the way, but fortunately, Yang Ling comes forward.

Now, the funeral home salesman is in a hurry to come over, because the memorial hall was temporarily smashed out with money, and he has to return it quickly.

In the funeral home, even the staff, few people are willing to joke, unless it is a heartless thief who is bold, who is not worried?

Under the leadership of the salesman, everyone walked inside. All the way I saw people with calm faces, and some people were crying.

The swallow is quite strong, she doesn't cry or speak, and Bai Lu takes her hand and slowly leads it in. Xiaobai's broken leg was inconvenient to move, so Bailu picked it up together.

Soon arrived at the memorial hall, where Grandma Yanzi changed into brand new clothes and lay there, looking very peaceful.

The swallow was the first to go over, gently stroking her grandmother's hands, arms, shoulders, and face, and the whole process was very slow. After touching it for three minutes, he stood next to him with the help of Bai Lu.

Then the neighbors came to see her body and see her off.

The whole process was very simple, no one read the eulogy, no wreaths or anything, and it took a little more than ten minutes to end the whole process. Staff took the body to the cremation room.

The aunts couldn't see this scene, thinking about the person lying down, and then thinking about themselves now, many people actually cried. On the other hand, the swallows are silent, only looking at the appearance, they seem to be closer to their grandmother.

In just such a short time, Bai Lu spent an extra 20,000 yuan. After saying goodbye to the body, Li Xiaoya and some girls led the uncle and aunt back to the bus and asked them to wait for a while.

Yanzi is blind, it is inconvenient to come out, and he can't do those things to bury himself, so the funeral is also this morning.

Rich and easy to do, half an hour later, Bai Lu hugged Xiaobai in one hand and walked out with a swallow in the other. In the swallow's hand is the urn.

There is still a long way from the lounge to the parking lot, and when everyone is in the car, the hour hand points to 8 o'clock.

To be fair, the time is short, and the whole process is extremely streamlined.

Yang Ling carried a lot of money with him, and after the funeral home salesman gave all the money that should be given, he got in the car and took them to the cemetery.

In order to take care of the swallows, the cemetery selected by Bai Lu is not particularly far from the city. And the specific location is also very close to the gate of the entire cemetery, of course, it is still money to open the way.

After arriving at the place, pay the money to register, and then bury.

It is said that the burial does not need to be accompanied by many people, and the immediate family members come to do it, and the cemetery has special staff to do this work. For example, tree tombstones, sealed graves, and so on.

But if you don't come to the cemetery so early, will you go back to lunch at nine o'clock?

Bai Lu held the idea of doing it all at once, and spent half a day to get everything done without leaving a tail.

In order to make the swallow better, Bai Lu tried to think of everything and worked hard before and after.

But he forgot that he was a star, and there were many celebrities such as Ming Chen, Ding Ding, He Xiaohuan, etc., who were discovered by people with a heart, secretly took pictures in the funeral home, and then posted them on the Internet.

Then Bai Lu and the others left the funeral home and rushed to the cemetery, which was a long and long convoy, with six luxury buses and more than 20 luxury cars to see them off. When someone posted the photo on the Internet and was seen by many people, many people wondered who had passed away, and why so many celebrities came to see him off......?