Chapter 581 Accept a Named Disciple

"No, I just want to learn kung fu from you. "Yan Kai said very directly, but he was very sincere, and he looked at Jing Fei with a blank eye.www.biquge.info

"Learn kung fu from me? How do you know I know I can do kung fu?" Jing Fei was stunned again.

"I'm not a fool, you watched my car smashed outside, a big punch, my mother, I'm still trembling when I think about it, you don't call kung fu kung fu, then there is no one who knows kung fu in this world." Yan Kai's face was taken for granted.

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Jing Fei suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, it turned out that Yan Kai wanted to worship himself as a teacher because of the scene where he smashed his car with his fist first, this guy is really not an ordinary wonder.

"Okay, I admit that I know kung fu, but you also know that you have to practice kung fu from a young age, you are so old, the muscles and bones of your whole body are stiff, and it is too late to practice kung fu now......" Jing Fei said nonsense in his heart, isn't that what is said in movies and novels?

"I know I know, of course I understand this, I also know that I can't learn advanced kung fu, what, in fact, my requirements are not high, you see you can smash a big hole in the car with one punch, that's Porsche, my requirements are not high, as long as a fist can smash the public into a pit, it is really not good, I can smash a pit in the QQ car, and I don't need to smash it so deep, two or three centimeters is enough, when the time comes, it is guaranteed to scare people to death, it must be handsome......" Yan Kai nodded hurriedly, with an expression that understood Jing Fei's words very well.

"Ahem—"

Jing Fei was almost suffocated by Yan Kai's words, and finally couldn't help coughing, he really thought that this Yan Kai was a motivated young man who wanted to learn some kung fu from him, but he didn't expect that the target was actually to pretend and play prestige.

This kid is really not an ordinary wonder, he speaks too directly, and Jing Fei can't accept it directly.

However, Jing Fei didn't refuse, pretended to think for a while and said: "Okay, I can accept you, but even if you pass on the disciple, you know your own situation, and you won't be able to learn it well, I can only accept you as a registered disciple, do you have no opinion?"

"Then, as a registered disciple, can I smash a big hole in the car after learning kung fu?" Yan Kai didn't answer immediately, but asked very hesitantly.

"Rub, you know that if you smash a hole in the car, can't you think about it, a thick steel bar with a broken arm?" Jing Fei was really convinced, and burst out with a foul mouth, this Yan Kai is simply strange to a certain level, his mind is full of smashing cars, and the loser is the best in this realm.

"Ah, being a registered disciple is so fierce?" Yan Kai was frightened by Jing Fei's words, his eyes widened, and he had an expression of overly frightened.

"Well, of course your current conditions can't reach that level, but the egg is thick, well, the worst thumb-thick steel bar can definitely be twisted, I can guarantee that. Seeing Yan Kai so strange, Jing Fei couldn't help but joke, although this kid is very fucked up in some aspects, but he has a very good appetite for Jing Fei, otherwise he would not agree to accept apprentices, you know, he really doesn't have a real disciple now, Chiba Xiangzi's cool little girl is a killer herself, and she doesn't need to train anything by herself, as for Zhen Bao, the drug king of southern Xinjiang, until now Jing Fei didn't dare to really treat it as his own person, but this Yan Kai in front of him is his real apprentice, of course, this apprentice can only be named, it is impossible to really teach him any stunts, not to mention whether he can learn well, If this guy really learns any great kung fu, it will definitely be a scourge, and Jing Fei is not so boring.

"Egg-thick steel bars, no problem, the registered disciple will be the named disciple!" Yan Kai's eyes lit up as soon as he heard this, and the next moment, without any hesitation, he was about to kneel down for Jing Fei as soon as his knees were bent.

"What are you doing?" Jing Fei's eyes were quick, and he grabbed Yan Kai, who was about to kneel.

"Of course it's apprenticeship, big brother, oh no, it should be called master, master, you are my master now, of course my apprentice will kowtow to you. Yan Kai said as a matter of course, and was about to kneel again.

"You stand for me first, who made you kneel now. Jing Fei grabbed Yan Kai who was about to kneel again, and was really speechless at the kid, what kind of place is this, this is a banquet, you are a dignified young master and suddenly knelt down for me, what does this special lady want, won't she become the focus of the group?

"Yes, yes, master, you're right, it's my head that was squeezed by the door, of course the apprentice can't be so hasty, I have to prepare well. Yan Kai misunderstood, thinking that Jing Fei was not satisfied, so he immediately patted his head and said very understandingly.

Jing Fei rolled his eyes and didn't say anything, he really didn't know what to say in the face of this kind of strange thing, whatever he thought.

"Brother Jing Fei, can you also accept me as an apprentice? Oh, I also know that my conditions are not good, and my requirements are not high, just be a registered disciple. At this moment, a very sweet voice sounded from the two of them, but it was Li Xinmiao, the younger sister of the sister who had been standing aside and did not speak.

Jing Fei turned his head to look at the girl who gave people a little pepper vision, and said with a smile: "You don't need to apprentice, anyway, I accepted Yan Kai, and when the time comes, you can practice with her, what I teach is not divided into men and women, so there is no need to be so troublesome." ”

"Really, Brother Jing Fei, you're so good. Li Xinmiao suddenly shouted happily.

"Miao Miao, what did you call me just now, this is my master, you are still called eldest brother, you want to be my elder, remember to call me master in the future, that, according to you, you too, you have to be called master, understand?" Yan Kai began to tell the two girlfriends very seriously at this time.

"Oh, I know, master, I'm sorry just now, I will never make a mistake again. Li Xinmiao immediately stuck out her tongue and apologized to Jing Fei.

Sister Li Zuyi nodded at Jing Fei very gently, which can be regarded as a greeting.

Yan Kai turned around with satisfaction and asked, "Master, what, what is the name of our master, are there any special rules or anything for apprenticeship, you tell me first, and I can prepare in advance when I go back." ”

"Our master is called ......" Jing Fei hesitated, and suddenly remembered the beautiful master who had frozen himself all year round in the Great Snow Mountain, and couldn't help but lose his mind for a while.

Yan Kai in front of him didn't dare to say anything, and waited obediently.

"Our sect is called the Snow Mountain Sect, but don't think about using the sect to scare people. Jing Fei's voice paused slightly, and continued: "Our division has rules, there is no permission, and it is absolutely not allowed to report your own division privately, otherwise the door rules will be dealt with, so if you let me know what bad things you are doing in the name of the teacher, I will naturally go to you at that time, and you will weigh it yourself...... what the consequences will be" In the end, Jing Fei's expression suddenly became serious, and two cold lights shot out of his eyes.

"Master, don't worry, I will never talk nonsense outside, if I dare to talk nonsense, I will be told to go out and be hit by a car and killed, and take a boat ......"

"Okay, you don't need to swear, I believe you can do it, you just need to remember my words, besides, our master is a secluded sect, even if you say it, few people know, but the door rules are door rules, you must not break them, if you can't do this, I can't accept you as a disciple......" Jing Fei hurriedly spoke up and cut off Yan Kai's oath.

Yan Kai nodded busily, indicating that he understood.

Seeing that Jing Fei didn't speak, he asked again: "That...... Master, do we have any special rules for apprenticeship, I'm ready to apprentice. ”

"You are just my registered disciple, not a descendant disciple of the sect, and there are some rules in the sect that you don't have to follow, just find time for me to have a meal and kowtow at that time." "Jing Fei said it very casually, the Snow Mountain Sect was all made up by himself temporarily, not to mention any door rules.

"Oh, I see. Yan Kai was obviously a little disappointed after hearing this, obviously feeling very frustrated that he could only be a few disciples and not be a descendant disciple, but he didn't have a long time before he returned to normal: "What, master, I am also your apprentice now, should I go over to visit my master now, otherwise what should I do if my master is unhappy in the future?"

"Poof-cough-cough-" Jing Fei almost choked to death without taking a breath.

Meet the teacher?

Yan Kai's kid is really weird, but it can be seen from this point that this guy attaches great importance to worshipping himself as a master, and it doesn't seem like a joke at all, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible to say these words.

Jing Feixin said, if you really went to visit Shiniang, it is estimated that you can scare Cheng Siyu half to death, besides, those two women are my women, which one do you visit?

With a move in his heart, he shook his head and said: "Forget it today, your master is talking to Murong Qianqian, and you also know that Murong Qianqian's woman is not easy to mess with, if you are not afraid, go over and try it." ”

"Then forget it, I'll make amends to my sister one day. Yan Kai shook his head without thinking about it, joking, go over by himself? There was a beautiful snake sitting opposite Shi Niang, and she didn't want to die yet.

"Master, when do you have time, I'll prepare for this apprenticeship ceremony. Retracting his gaze, Yan Kai looked at Jing Fei again, although Jing Fei said that the registered disciples only need to eat casually and kowtow, but he himself felt that this was a big deal, he must not be sloppy, he must be well prepared, this is his own Yan Dashao's apprenticeship banquet, how can he be sloppy, of course, there must be pomp, but the number of people must not be large.

"I'm a little busy these days, and I may not be able to spare time, so you give me your phone, I have time to call you, okay?" Jing Fei thought for a while and said.

"No problem, master, this is my business card, you put it away first, you can call me whenever you have time, I promise to turn on the phone twenty-four hours a day." Yan Kai immediately took out a business card and handed it to Jing Fei.

Jing Fei didn't look at it and put it away, and nodded: "Okay, it's settled, I have time to call you, you guys go play too, don't waste time here." ”

"Yes, master, you should also accompany the master, but don't let the master put on small shoes for me. Yan Kai said with a hippie smile, knowing that Jing Fei had given an eviction order, he pulled up the sisters around him and walked away refreshedly, without any ears dragging mud and water, even Jing Fei was stunned, he thought that this Yan Kai had to pester himself for a while.