"Brother, you are faster, so slow, the turtle crawls like a turtle, even Sister Yuxin can surpass you. Halfway up the hill, Han Shiyao turned around and grimaced while yelling at Lynch.

"Stinky Yaoyao, don't talk if you can't speak, what does it mean that even I can surpass him? Are you praising me or hurting me?" Lu Yuxin tilted her head, looking reluctant, don't look at her thinness, but her physical fitness is very good, she walked three or four kilometers of mountain roads, stunned without panting.

"Ha, of course it's to praise your sister Yuxin, you see that big fool of my brother, he is always grinding and chirping in the back, slower than Tang Seng. Han Shiyao crossed her waist, wearing the same white T-shirt and denim overalls as Lu Yuxin, and the same hiking shoes on her feet.

Lu Yuxin looked at her like a fool: "I said you stupid girl is lame, didn't you see that there is another person behind your brother-in-law?"

"Ah, how did I forget Sister Yuchen, sin and sin. Han Shiyao found out that the reason why Lynch climbed slowly was to take care of Lu Yuchen's actions, Lu Yuchen was not like her and Lu Yuxin, she knew that she was running outside all day long, and her long-term office life made her physique much worse than before, and she was always in a sub-healthy state, so she had to step up her exercise.

"Stinky Yaoyao, do you dare to compete with me?" Relying on his long legs, Lu Yuxin's eyes rolled, and she held back a bad idea.

"Hmph, it's better than that, who's afraid of whom, don't think that your long legs are amazing. ”

"Well, who runs to that stone temple first in the game, and the loser pinches the waist and beats the leg of the winner at night, how about it?" Lu Yuxin hasn't enjoyed the best massage of this best friend for a long time, and since she was instructed by Lynch, she didn't know how, she learned to massage in a daze, not only did she understand, but it was still very comfortable.

"Ha, it turns out that you are worried about this, don't worry, Sister Yuxin, I won't let you succeed. Han Shiyao looked like she was bound to win, the stone temple was not far from them, so it wouldn't be too much trouble in comparison.

"If you're ready, let's get started. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll count down, 5...... 4…… 1. Let's go ......"

"Stinky Yaoyao, you leper dog!" Lu Yuxin's nose was almost crooked, what kind of countdown was this, when she reacted, Han Shiyao had already taken a few steps ahead, and turned around to make a face at her as a provocation while running, it was simply unbearable, and the aunt couldn't bear it.

"Hey, you two slow down and be careful with your wrestling. Lu Yuchen was a little worried about the safety of the two little girls, this is a mountain road, not a flat land, and it is not suitable for running at all.

"Don't worry, wife, if something happens, I often take them to the wild to play, and I already have experience. Lynch said, holding the mobile phone in his hand, looking at the empty signal grid, he couldn't help frowning: "The network signal on Jiuhua Mountain is too weak, is it, does your mobile phone have a signal?"

Lu Yuchen flipped through her LV bag, took out a quaint business flip phone, and smiled: "I have a grid for this, but the network we use is different, I use the global satellite network, and you use the domestic mobile network." ”

The so-called global satellite network can be simply understood as the VIP power users in network communication, and the group of this network service is basically multinational business people, as the name suggests, they can receive and send mobile phone signals at any location in any country in the world. Of course, the annual fee is also quite expensive.

Seeing Lynch's sad look, Lu Yuchen smiled and said, "What's the matter, there's something?"

"It's fine. Lynch responded: "It's not like I haven't been to the hospital for a day and a night, I'm afraid she can't do it alone, and the pigeon is still so small that she can't take care of her at all." ”

"What should I do then? Why don't I use my phone to call her?" Lu Yuchen came up with an idea, his expression smiling rather than smiling.

It is this casual attitude that makes Lynch chuckle in his heart, the eldest wife can smell the sour vinegar without saying it, this is a woman, if a woman is not jealous, then she can still be called a woman.

"Hehe, forget it, your phone bill is very expensive, and you will have to pay several yuan for a minute of talking. Lynch, who took care of the overall situation, had to dispel this thought in his heart, he told his little wife that he would come back at night, but after sending Xia Ni to the provincial capital, the gatekeeper did not let him in, saying that it was because he couldn't get a police officer card. Out of helplessness, Lynch had to drive back to Qinling in advance, but before his ass was hot, he received a call from two little girls, asking him to climb Jiuhua Mountain together, he didn't dare to come.

"Virtue, I think you haven't changed at all after being separated for so long, especially the flamboyant tongue. "Lu Yuchen is a wise woman, she can easily capture the shortcomings of men, even Lynch's acting school is no exception.

"Don't you just like my flamboyant tongue?" Lynch glanced at no one around, and took advantage of Lu Yuchen's lack of attention, picked up her delicate face and kissed it.

"I hate it, kiss whatever, it's not good for people to see. Lu Yuchen touched the place where he was kissed by Lynch, and his heart itched, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women don't love, too honest and rigid men, but not Lu Yuchen's dish, she doesn't say it, but what she likes in her heart is Lynch's ruffian.

"Let people see what they are afraid of, you are my wife, I deserve to kiss you, no one can care. Lynch smiled evilly, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that his eldest wife was simply the most beautiful woman in the world, but it was a pity that such a big beauty, he had not been able to enter a deeper communication until now.

Hearing Lynch call himself his wife, Lu Yuchen couldn't be happier, as if he had returned to the scene when they first met last year.

More than a year has passed, and it can be regarded as a positive result of cultivation.

"Hmph, then I'll kiss you too. Lu Yuchen followed Lynch's example, and when the tourist passerby walked over, he peeked at Lynch's face like a bird.

"Wife, you look so cute now. Looking at his eldest wife's red face, Lynch couldn't help but pinch it.

"Then will you quarrel with me in the future?"

"Never, whatever you say in the future is what you say, even if you say that the sun is square, I will never say half a word. Lynch patted his chest and swore solemnly, he felt that he owed this woman too much, and that he had not been able to protect her in the moment when she was suffering physically and mentally, although he also had his own grievances, but this was by no means an excuse that a real man should have.

"you, where am I so unreasonable, if I don't do it right, I still have to say it, between people, only equality can coexist. ”

"Well, my wife, when will we enter the cave room?" Lynch has always been thinking about this matter, whether it is big or not, and it is not small when it is small.

"Enter the cave room, enter the cave room, you know that entering the cave room, it is really useless, you are a big man, can't you think of something healthy in your head?" Lu Yuchen made a blank face and criticized and educated.

"I feel that it is very healthy to enter the cave room, wife, you listen to me to analyze the logical relationship for you, the knowledge here is deep, and you can dabble in anthropology, philosophy, gender relations and other lofty disciplines. Lynch looked like a professor at a well-known university in China talking about history, and then asked: "And there is one of the biggest benefits of entering the cave room, do you know what it is?"

"I don't know, and I'm not interested in knowing. Lu Yuchen clasped his hands on his chest, looking like he didn't want to answer, this guy sells dog skin plasters, when will he be able to change it.

"You don't know, then I'll tell you, the biggest advantage of this is that you can exercise!"

"Exercise?" Lu Yuchen was stunned, isn't it just that little bit of sincerity between men and women, can exercise a fart body.

"Look, don't you believe it?" Lynch smiled slyly: "For example, let's talk about a man first, this man, the easiest exercise is to do push-ups, doing push-ups can not only exercise the muscle strength of the whole body, but also promote the emotional communication between husband and wife, very powerful, right?"

"What else?" Lu Yuchen knew what he meant by push-ups, but she didn't want to expose it, she wanted to see how far this guy's flamboyant tongue skills had reached.

"There is also this movement, which requires your cooperation, mainly to train my waist strength. After Lynch finished speaking, he made a very strange movement to Lu Yuchen, adding: "Don't look at me with a straight face, at this time you should turn around, tucked your waist and hips, lie on the bed, and your thighs and calves should form a ninety-degree right angle, so as to ensure my training results, I believe that in the near future, I will become a new generation of sports stars, maybe I can win a gold medal in the Olympics." ”

"What about the woman?" Lu Yuchen couldn't help but not get mad, this stinky and shameless big pervert has a lot of postures, and I don't know that I thought he had been an AV actor before.

"Women, you can train squatting movements, do you want wife, if you can ride on me every night and do a hundred squats, then your body will definitely be stronger than me, but the premise is that I have to be particularly persistent, because your exercise is also another kind of exercise for me. ”

"Finished?" Lu Yuchen squinted.

"It's over, but these are just theories, the long river of history tells us that practice can produce true knowledge, and it is useless to talk on paper, only the body...... Hey, wife, what are you doing, why are you picking up stones from the ground, it's dirty, okay? Hurry up, throw it away, I warn you, don't come here...... You're calling someone, help, help, someone's going to murder my husband......"