"Okay, good, brother, I want to eat KFC!" Hearing Lynch's arrangement, Han Shiyao immediately raised her hands in agreement, her motto is to play bigger than the sky, especially playing with Lynch.

"It's not productive, what is there to eat about junk food. Lu Yuxin immediately poured cold water, she has a superior family background, she is very particular about food, clothing, housing and transportation, never eats unclean things on the street, and does not go to unbranded stores to buy clothes, KFC or something, and it is estimated that she will not eat it if she is given money.

"Then what do you say, you say what to eat? On this issue, Han Xiaoniu doesn't want to argue with her at all, it doesn't matter what she eats, it is the most important thing to be able to sneak out to play.

"Oh, I haven't implemented this plan yet, what are you two talking about, let's talk about the plan first, Yuxin, will you pretend to be sick?" Lynch asked, this pretending to be sick is a technical job, if you don't pretend to be like it, it will be easy to be recognized, not to mention that the person they want to deceive is still Lu Yuchen, who has an IQ of up to 16.

"I haven't pretended, I'm afraid I can't pretend well, otherwise let Yaoyao pretend, she has been an actor since she was a child. Lu Yuxin frowned, deceiving people has never been her forte.

"Yaoyao, are you okay?" Lynch asked worriedly.

"Cut, don't you just pretend to be sick, it's a piece of cake. Han Shiyao rolled her eyes, went directly into the state, squatted down with one hand on her stomach, and howled, "Ouch...... Ouch, my stomach hurts, it hurts......"

"Pull it down! Where are you pretending to be sick, it's a difficult birth. Lu Yuxin couldn't cry or laugh, and couldn't bear to look at it directly.

"No, no, no, the acting is too exaggerated, you have to be real, real, do you understand? Find that sense of substitution for being sick, assuming that you are a patient with an acute illness now, what would you do?" Lynch helped her play like a senior director, and it took a long time to find some feeling.

"And Ah Yaoyao, let me tell you, you can't always have a stomachache, the trick of stomach pain is too old-fashioned, when you were in school, you often used this trick to deceive your mother, right?"

"Yuxin, don't just look at it, you also have a task, your task is to be responsible for helping her, you must pretend to be a little bit, you think, your best sister has a sudden illness, you must be in a hurry as a sister, you are in a hurry, don't you feel like you are in a hurry." ”

"When that time comes, will your sister not believe it? The three stinkers, and Zhuge Liang, the three of us will be the stinkers today, how about being a stinker?"

Lynch was arranging painstakingly, and as soon as the door behind him opened, Lu Yuchen walked over lightly and walked behind Lynch.

Needless to say, the two little girls were so frightened that they trembled all over, and hurriedly squeezed their eyes at Lynch, signaling him not to say any more.

"What's wrong with you two? Squeezing your eyebrows, what am I talking about? No matter how powerful you Sister Yuchen is, at most she can be regarded as a grandson monkey who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and in the end she still can't escape the Five Finger Mountain of the Buddha, you know?"

"What do you mean by waving your hands? Look down on me? I'll be honest with you, I'm not afraid of her, I'm a good man who doesn't fight with a woman, and when you get married, I can't clean her up." ”

"Brother, don't talk about it......" Han Shiyao reminded in a low voice, tears were about to fall.

"Why don't you say it? Do you think that your brother and I are really a wretched wife? I just don't want to be like a little woman. ”

"Then you can quickly clean me up as if I were dead. Lu Yuchen grimaced and said coldly.

Hearing such a familiar voice, Lynch almost sat on the ground in fright, his words softened, and he trembled: "Old ...... Wife, did you hear it all?"

"Well, since you have said so, then I will see if it is me, the monkey, who is very capable, or you, the Buddha, who is very capable. Lu Yuchen said as he moved his wrist up and down.

"Where...... Where is the matter, I am in front of you, how dare I call myself a Buddha, I am one of the five hundred little goblins under the Bull Demon King, you can kill me with a single hair. Lynch knows that it is a blessing or a curse, it is a disaster that cannot be avoided, life and death, let it be fate, who let himself brag.

"You don't talk nonsense!Come in with me!" Lu Yuchen didn't want to hear him sell dog skin plasters at all, so he grabbed Lynch's ears with his slender hand and dragged him home like he was dead.

"Don't...... Ears are off, ears are ......"

Seeing Lynch crying wolf all the way, the two little girls bowed their heads and drew two crosses on their chests.

"Brother-in-law, you can go with confidence, God will bless you, if you don't survive, I will help you take care of the aftermath. ”

"Brother, the great leader** mentioned that people are inherently dead, either heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather, I hope your death is a little heavier than the cap of a beer bottle. ”

Lynch, who was dragged to the bedroom by Lu Yuchen, hurriedly rubbed the roots of his reddened ears, grinned and said, "In front of a child, can you save me some face?"

"Do you still want to save face?" Lu Yuchen's nose was almost crooked, and he said with a cold face: "What did you just say, when you get married, you can't clean me up?"

"I ...... Aren't I idle and nothing to brag about, and you take bragging seriously?"

"Then I don't care, who knows if you're really bragging or fake bragging, today's men treat their girlfriends as babies when they fall in love, and when they get married, they want to be poor, so for the sake of insurance, I'm still not on your thief ship." Lu Yuchen looked like a Nine Heavens Xuannu was on top.

"Don't mind, we both got our certificates, can we do it if we don't tie the knot?" Lynch was stunned, the eldest wife shouldn't be serious, right?

"You can return it if you receive it, isn't it just nine yuan, and my aunt and grandmother can afford it. Lu Yuchen folded his arms over his chest, rolled his eyes, and didn't retreat at all.

"Don't make trouble, daughter-in-law, can't I be wrong? I just bragged to someone, do you think you deserve it?"

"It's not worth it, you're like a Buddha. ”

"Don't mention it, okay, my Buddha jumped over the wall. ”

"Buddha jumping over the wall? It seems to be the name of a dish, how do you do it?"

"If you forgive me, I'll tell you what to do. ”

"Less. Lu Yuchen raised his hand and rewarded him with a burst chestnut: "Don't you just don't want to eat the food I cooked, you use it so much, and you also brought Yuxin and Yaoyao in, what do you mean, are you going to join forces to deal with me, the head of the dark cuisine? I warn you, they are both good children, and it is too easy to learn badly with you." ”

"Wife, how did you hear it all. Lynch scratched his head, his expression slightly embarrassed.

"It's Mother Hu who told me, sue you, I was in the kitchen just now, I just played for Mother Hu, I know that I am not good at cooking, but I will not be disgusted by you to such a point, right? When Lu Yuchen said this, he also felt a little self-blame in his heart, according to the ancient tradition of China, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, and laundry and cooking itself is the duty of her daughter's family. Although the times have progressed now, and a large number of beautiful entrepreneurs like her have emerged, but a woman can be regarded as a real goddess if she can go to the hall and the kitchen, right?

"Actually, it's not that unpalatable, it's just that the taste is not obvious enough. Lynch chuckled, so he wouldn't have to taste the dark food tonight.

"you, don't comfort me with such words, delicious is delicious, unpalatable is unpalatable, I know it in my own heart. Lu Yuchen responded, sat down next to him, and whispered, "Are you quite disappointed?"

"Not disappointed. Lynch shook his head and smiled: "Actually, it doesn't matter what you make the dishes like, what matters is your heart, you hate the smell of kitchen smoke so much, but you can walk in for me, for me, this is the greatest enjoyment in itself, which shows that I have occupied an unshakable position in your mind." ”

"Hmph, you still have a little conscience. When Lu Yuchen heard Lynch say this, the anger in his heart was suddenly swept away, he raised his finger and tapped his temple, then hugged his neck, and said with a smile: "Seriously, husband, I am too domineering to you sometimes, you won't hold a grudge against me, right?"

"What do you mean, you are my wife, I hate what you do, if you want to hate, you should also hate myself, I always make you angry. In front of Lu Yuchen, Lynch will never show his strong side, because he knows that this girl is actually a little girl in her bones, occasionally likes to be coquettish, and occasionally likes to mess around, but for him, these little problems are nothing at all, because there is love, so tolerance.

"Do you really think so?"

"Yes, my wife is for spoiling, if I don't spoil you, you should run away with someone else. ”

"Babble, it's a set of words, it's from a book, right?"

"It doesn't matter where it seems, it's the body that is fundamental. When Lynch said this, he suddenly smiled evilly, and on the side of his body, he pressed Lu Yuchen down on the bed.

He quietly stared at this face that was as beautiful as when he first saw it. Lu Yuchen was a little frightened and frightened, as if he was carrying a little rabbit in his heart, and said in fear: "Lynch, what are you doing?"

"Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, what else do you say? I have received all the certificates, you can't let me verify my identity?" Lynch swallowed his saliva, the true colors of men were fully revealed, not to mention men, even if they were daughters, who didn't have seven emotions and six desires?**It is not a good phenomenon to be suppressed for a long time.

"Nonsense, what time is it, and it's time to have dinner. ”

"Wife, do you agree?"

"What did I agree to?"

"After dinner, I love you to death, wife, don't worry, I will definitely be very gentle, and I will definitely not hurt you." ”

"I ...... When did I say I had dinner and did that kind of thing with you?"