438.Chapter 438: The Battle at the Dinner Table
According to the agreed time, when it was almost dark the next day, the task force led by Liang Tian was all in place. After greeting each other, I learned that in order to save some funds for handling cases, a group of people drove a unit bus to take the Lianhuo Expressway, and the two drivers took turns to go into battle, all night and day, after 26 hours, including 80 kilometers of winding mountain roads, the road conditions were not very good, and the bones were about to bump and fall apart.
Hearing the end, it was completely complaining, not chatting, and Lynch was moved, saying that he would invite the comrades to have a good meal, Yangcheng Hotel, with two tables of hard dishes, but it can be made.
As a result, Liang Tian categorically refused, and the reason was one word: discipline.
Only then did Lynch realize that now in July and August, it is the time when the central inspection team is busy, and the party is disciplined and does not take a stitch from the masses, let alone eat and drink.
What's more, Lynch is still the family member of the victim of the case, and if someone with a heart grabs the pigtails, the small soldiers from the captain above will have to sit together.
Finally, according to the food standard, the old copper pot shabu mutton is the most authentic signature dish in Yangcheng, and the lamb meat selected is directly sold from the herdsmen.
26 policemen handling the case, plus 27 people from Lynch, sat at three tables lively, and in this way, the food expenses were still exceeded.
Liang Tianzhi, who eats a meal, pouts his teeth, as the saying goes, a rich man, it is difficult for a man without money, if he eats like this, the funds should be finished in a few days, and he can only be used as pants when the time comes.
When I was melancholy, the waiter Xiaomei came up with a dinner plate again, three large plates of fat cattle piled up like a hill, a few kinds of meat and vegetarian cold spelling, followed by a box of local specialties of flower carving.
"No, little girl, I didn't say let you add vegetables. Liang Tian was stunned, his eyes flicked casually, and he happened to meet Lynch, who couldn't avoid it, but he was actually a thief.
The waiter subconsciously glanced at Lynch, and then at Liang Tian, as if he had been taught, and chose to confront him with a bow of his head and silence.
"Heh, play this game with me?" Liang Tian's expression was stern, he reached out and opened his coat, touched his documents, and went straight to the waiter: "Girl, don't be afraid, see clearly, I am a policeman, no matter who taught you, it is not a good phenomenon to deceive the police." ”
Okay, the waiter girl is only eighteen this year, and she has just been out of school for a few months, where have she seen this battle, and without hesitation, she pointed directly at Lynch and sold her employer.
"Sister, let's not play like this, didn't you promise me, and I won't say anything about death. Lynch, who was exposed, had no choice but to admit it, laughing at himself.
He ...... He's a police officer......" The waiter's sister looked trembling, obviously it was just a joke, but she was so frightened that she stammered.
"What's wrong with the police, the police are also human, and he is not a big tiger, he will not eat you. Lynch laughed, he was laughed at angrily, this little girl, the revolutionary position is not firm.
At the critical moment, Xia Ni stepped forward and criticized Liang Tian for abusing his private power in front of the big guy, making the girl grin and leave.
"I said Lao Liang, are you so leading the team, the brothers are tired for a day, can't they eat a good meal?" Lynch said as he unpacked the box and put wine on the table, and continued to mumble: "Don't let you eat well, don't let you drink wine, all of you here are rough old men, who can I send it to, I don't say this just for you, I just feel ashamed." ”
Without waiting for Liang Tian to reply, Xia Ni hurriedly protested: "When you say rough old men, can you not include me?"
Only then did Lynch discover that in the elite team of 26 people, only Xia Ni was untouched, and the ratio of men to women was strictly unbalanced.
"Tsk, wolves have more meat and less meat. Zou Xiaokai heard Xia Ni ask like this, and directly gave a strange sentence, which caused everyone to laugh.
Zou Xiaokai is the youngest member of the criminal police team of the Municipal Bureau, half a year younger than Xia Ni. The guy is not only young, but also handsome, and has a particularly cheerful personality, and his humorous cells are recognized as pistachios by everyone in the office.
"Zou Xiaokai, what are you talking about?" Xia Ni's face turned cold and roared.
"I didn't ...... I didn't say anything, I said that there were more people and less meat, and there was not enough to eat. Zou Xiaokai stuck out his tongue, for fear of being beaten.
"Did you just say that?"
"Yes, I don't believe it...... Don't believe me, ask me Ringo. The little policeman pointed at Lynch wittily, knowing that Lynch would never betray him, the last time he drilled the sewer, he was the best, if it weren't for a teammate who was injured by a gunshot halfway and needed manpower, he would be able to follow Lynch and the tiger girl to jump into the sewage river, young, it's normal for the hero complex to be a little heavier, and there's nothing wrong with having a little more sense of responsibility and honor.
"Ask him, I might as well ask the wall, he even dares to fool the Liang team, I'm a woman, let alone a woman. Xia Ni said, giving Lynch a scornful look.
Lynch, who was lying down for some reason, had nothing to justify, he had been tearing for a long time, and he was still tired if he was not tired.
"That's it, Xiao Xia is right, you kid is a bit nonsense, isn't this forcing me to make mistakes?" Liang Tian pointed to the wine and food that Lynch called, and then looked at the hungry expressions of his comrades, and before Lynch was brainwashed, the balance in his heart began to shake. If you succeed in catching the fugitive, the credit score will be at least half of the criminal investigation team of the provincial department, but if you return in vain, not only will you not be able to get rid of the pot, but you may also be beaten into the cold palace, at least the year-end award and the selection of outstanding cadres and policemen are no fun.
So such a fucking task, it is reasonable and reasonable, and you should have a good meal to reward the three armies, after all, people only have the strength to work when they have their stomachs full. Not to mention these three table gentlemen, nine out of ten people are field workers who work all day long, what is field service, if it sounds good, it is called field service, and if it is bad, it is cannon fodder, and if it is placed in the war years, it is a front-line combat unit. And it is precisely such a group of heroes, the treatment is almost the worst among all police types, the salary is not comparable to the high-achieving students from technical backgrounds, and the gray income is almost non-existent, so there is no way to compare with public security. As for the clerical job in the office, you can mix dozens of days of small long vacation and annual leave all year round. And the people here, at least 360 days a year, are entangled in policing, need to wander around every corner of the town and countryside, shuttling through one difficult case after another, the most unlucky, Chinese New Year's Eve is still on the way to chase the murderer, leaving only his wife and children to cry silently at home.
Don't say that Lynch is ashamed, Liang Tian also feels sorry for this group of brothers, but policy is policy, discipline is discipline, and the law is bigger than the sky, which is the most basic conscience of every good policeman.
Lynch looked at him, as if he had seen through his inner thoughts at a glance, and said with a wry smile: "Team Liang, I know that you want to talk to me about discipline again, I came out of the army, so I have known the importance of obeying orders and listening to commands since I was a child, but sometimes, people can't be too rigid, things must be opposed, you insist on principles so much, it's not a bad phenomenon, but in my opinion, it's not a good phenomenon." ”
"How can you see that?" Liang Tian asked calmly, and the surroundings fell silent for a moment.
"I believe that you were like me when you were a child, and you have heard this paradox in your ears, good children have no interest, and naughty bags can be successful. ”
"Heard, what's wrong?"
This sentence is applied to your police, the same applies, I don't believe you can do an on-site spot check, but if you repeatedly solve major cases, you test his basic theoretical knowledge, and there are definitely few who pass. Lynch laughed.
"Why don't I believe it?" Liang Tian was a little unhappy when he heard Lynch say this, because he was born in a professional class, a standard academic school, although he did not have such a reputation as Hu Niu during his tenure, but several important cases at the national level handled were handled quite beautifully, and the only thing that he missed was a few unsolved cases that even the Ministry of Public Security was helpless about, which were related to political negotiations, and the suspect had already settled abroad for several years.
"If you don't believe me, try it. Lynch laughed, provocative.
"Try it, just try it, do you think I don't dare?" Liang Tian's face was hot, and the tip of the needle was on Mai Mang, and people in their forties seemed to be a little childlike.
glanced around at the people sitting at the table, and the tiger girl deserved the exaggerated description of "repeatedly solving big cases", and the tiger girl was not from a professional class, she was specially recruited from the city sports school, and the output direction was set from the beginning to be in the field, and it was the nature of filling the vacancies, and it would be sent to that remote area as soon as she graduated. But no one expected that this halfway monk, during the year-end physical fitness assessment, directly exploded several seed players determined by school leaders, as for the written test, interview, wind evaluation, political review, physical examination, etc.
The so-called drum needs to use a heavy hammer, and if such a talent is to fill the vacancy, the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the personnel department will definitely be greeted endlessly. In the end, the brains of several provincial departments met to discuss, setting a precedent in the industry, and a certain powerful little police flower was specially hired into the criminal police team of the city bureau with zero experience, and completed the internship period in the shortest time, put on the black uniform she was proud of, and was awarded the rank of third-class superintendent.
When such a beautiful resume floated through Liang Tian's mind, he quickly dispelled the idea of assessment, damn, excellent and hairy, this girl is now wearing a pair of pants with Lynch, and testing her is tantamount to finding herself boring.
"Zou Xiaokai, stand up. With a slip of his gaze, a thin face, placed opposite him, was indeed a little small, as his name suggested.
"What's wrong Captain?" Zou Xiaokai was putting food in the boiling copper pot to eat, Leng Buding was stopped by Liang Tian, the chopsticks slipped, and the shrimp that he finally picked up fell into the pot with a "cloth drop" sound, and the hot stick bone soup splashed everywhere, and several comrades suffered because of this.
"Stand up straight and answer the question. ”
"Wait. Lynch raised his hand and blushed shyly: "Team Liang, you haven't gambled yet." ”
"Bet on what?"
"If I win, I'm in for a treat today. If I lose, you'll be treated today. Lynch said, drawing laughter from the audience again, which sounded like a gamble was reversed.
"It's up to you. Liang Tian, who refused to admit defeat, raised his tone: "Zou Xiaokai, answer the question quickly, what kind of mistake is there in the logic of the gambling contract that Lynch said just now?"
"Good...... It doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with that. ”
"Stupid, it's a wrong definition of the loop, 'he won his treat, he won my treat', you only need to get one sentence to be able to deduce the next sentence. ”
"Uh. ”
"The second question, reasoning question, listen to the clues: 1+1=2, 1+2=3, what is the result of your reasoning?"
“1+3=4?”
"You've pulled down the IQ of an entire street. Liang Tian's face was full of black lines: "The correct answer is 1+1+1=3, and your answer is only at the level of a two-year-old child." ”
"Uh. ”
"The third question, deductive question, Xiao Ming's father is called Xiao Ming, what is Xiao Ming's name?"
"And the two of them have the same name?" Zou Xiaokai asked stupidly.
"I'd love to take your head out and see what's in there. ”
"What should it be called?"
"Call Daddy. Lynch snickered: "If your dad calls you, you don't call you dad, and your dad doesn't beat you with the soles of his shoes?"
"Nima, this is a brain teaser!"
"Brain your sister, the question is not the point, Team Liang said the word deduction, you just didn't pay attention to it. ”
At this point, Liang Tian wanted to say something, but he couldn't help but feel compassion when the words came to his mouth, and began to reduce the difficulty: "The fourth question, common sense question, in the classic movie "Murder on the Orient Express", how did the great detective Poirot find the murderer?"
“5…… 4…… 3……”
"The knife marks on the wound!" Zou Xiaokai shouted after holding back for a long time.
"Well, to put it simply, tell me a classic Sherlock Holmes line, whichever one is fine. ”
"Really...... There is only one truth?"
"Poof!" Except for Liang Tian at the dinner table, everyone including Lynch and Xia Ni burst into laughter almost at the same time, and a few simply lay on the table, laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
At this time, looking at Liang Tian's expression, it was not just as simple as being angry, but he wanted to kill someone, if only he and Zou Xiaokai were left now, he would really dare to hang up and beat this addicted torturer.
"Xiao Kai, have you seen too much Conan?" Tiger Niu patted him on the shoulder with one hand, still trembling.
Rao is an extroverted Zou Xiaokai, and he also made a big red face at this moment, in front of so many colleagues, a few simple questions, all of them were answered incorrectly.
He suddenly found that after two years in the police, what he forgot the fastest was the theoretical knowledge he learned in school, like the questions just now, the teacher seemed to have talked about them in class.
But it is worth affirming that the knowledge that people are most likely to forget is the knowledge that cannot be used in life and work.