Everyone laughed for a while, and Yang Shiqi suddenly stuck to his long beard and groaned for a moment and said with a smile: "Speaking of jokes, the old man also has one, can I tell you about it today?"

Yang Shiqi was a scholar of the court, and he said the joke himself, and everyone immediately listened attentively.

Yang Shiqi pondered for a moment and said, Yang Zheng had heard this paragraph in his previous life, saying that there was a scholar who was going to take the exam, he was worried day and night, and that strange appearance made his wife inexplicable.

She said, "Look at your bag, isn't it more uncomfortable for a man to write an article than for a woman to have a child?"

The reader sighed: "It is always easier for a woman to have a child than to write an article!"

The woman asked, "Why?"

The reader replied, "A woman has a child in her belly, and she can always give birth, but I have an empty belly, how can I write an article?"

After a few paragraphs, the atmosphere on the field was indeed much more active than before, Hu Ying peeked at Yang Zheng, and suddenly coughed dryly twice: "Your Highness is known to be talented and learned, why don't Your Highnesses wait for me for a while?"

The crowd applauded.

Yang Zheng looked at everyone, and then looked at the stage, he couldn't think of any jokes for a while, he wanted to use Brother Bao's tone to say something similar to men made of mud and women made of water? But now he is still the identity of the prince, saying such a flattering woman, not to mention the loss of manhood, it is inevitable to make people laugh, but for a while I can't think of any good jokes, at this time I heard a sound of bang on the stage, the sound is like thunder, curiosity, turned my head to look, but saw the women on the stage began to perform the Hu Xuan dance, this northern dance is very particular about dance skills, the middle of the iron Xiaodie pink face peach cheeks, ah graceful and graceful dancing, suddenly became the focus of everyone, that pair of small feet standing on the stage, flexible rotation, dancing like the wind, so beautiful。

After Yang Zheng drank a few glasses of medicinal wine, after the medicinal energy came up, the warm feeling made his eyes start to burn when he looked at the few women in the stand, and the magic wand under his body made a King Kong angry move in a very fast posture, and at such a moment, he immediately came up with a classic joke in his mind.

"Joke, there is one lonely, but it's inconvenient to say?" Yang Zheng pretended to be mysterious.

Yang Shiqi, Hu Ying and others lost their appetite by him, and said curiously: "Is there anything wrong?"

Yang Zheng thought that if he said this, he would be offended, but he was afraid that it would not be one or two people, so he didn't dare to speak, although he was the identity of the prince at the moment, he didn't dare to say it.

Yang Shiqi smiled and said, "Your Highness, please rest assured, today you can get out of your mouth, into my ears, and it will never be spread out, Your Highness just let it go?"

"My day, I can't get into your ears, right?" Yang Zheng remembered his joke and laughed secretly.

Everyone looked at Yang Zheng's appearance, and they were really curious, and they wanted to hear this interesting joke, but people didn't say it, and it was not easy to ask, plus the identity of the other party's prince, except for Yang Shiqi, the favorite minister of the current saint, no one shouted out to ask, and they all looked at Yang Shiqi.

The dance music on the stage seemed to have reached a climax at this time, listening to the noise of gongs and drums, everyone's Iron Fluttershy's body sometimes swayed in the air like snowflakes, sometimes flying in the wind like fluffy grass, the graceful dancing, the moving little waist, and the slender jade legs, and the pretty appearance, all of which were fascinating.

Everyone's eyes were scorching, staring at the incomparably moving little waist, the jade legs of meditation, and the looming place in the cui clothes, and no one continued to ask Yang Zheng's jokes, as if the laughter just now did not exist at all.

Yang Zheng looked at the stage, then at the crowd, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "It's really not difficult to say this paragraph with my identity, not to say that I offended the one in the palace, Chen Wu next to me hated it when he heard it, right? It's better not to say it, or not to say it?"

"Your Highness, if it's inconvenient to say, why don't you tell Weichen alone?" Yang Shiqi suddenly retracted his gaze, turned his head and threw such a sentence at Yang Zheng.

At this time, the gongs and drums on the stage were in a hurry, Yang Zheng glanced at the stage, and saw that in the cheerful song, Tie Xiaodie's body was smart and brisk, the soft little waist, slender jade legs, slowly rotating, that little face that was not a peerless face, at this time, because of the operation of the dance music, and added a few red halos, with the rotation of the dance, began to reveal a charming charm, the beating twin peaks, looming, more and more tempting.

Yang Zheng secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, a few bowls of medicinal wine went down, and the hot fire was rampaging in the lower abdomen, this feeling made people crazy, not to mention that the beauty on the stage was graceful, and it couldn't help but be a little hot.

After listening to Yang Shiqi's words, he twisted his face and smiled, and said, "Lord Yang really wants to listen?"

Yang Shiqi smiled, suddenly leaned over, and said in a low voice: "Little Brother Yang's joke must be extremely interesting, it would be a pity if you missed it?"

"Does this old guy have some vision?" Yang Zheng scolded secretly, glanced left and right, and hesitated.

Yang Shiqi leaned a little closer, and said: "It's just out of your mouth, it's just in my ears, the old man just wants to have fun?"

"In this case, it doesn't hurt to say that you listen, and I can't offend you anyway?" Yang Zheng thought about it, and whispered in his ear.

In fact, Yang Zheng's joke is not a wonderful joke, it is just a joke arranged by some boring people about the emperor and the eunuch, in his previous life, such a joke can be said casually, but in this era of the supremacy of monarchy, he really dare not say such a joke in public.

"Brother Yang, hurry up?" Yang Shiqi saw Yang Zheng muttering a few words, his eyes lit up, and he knew that this paragraph was very good by feeling, so he was afraid to urge him without waiting.

"My day, I will marry you Jinlan, I think you, an old immortal, will not harm me?" Yang Zheng said it boldly based on Yang Shiqi's personality.

"There was a new eunuch who was afraid that he would fall asleep, and he would not be able to hear the emperor's orders, and he was afraid of delaying the good deeds of the emperor and his mother, so he hid under the bed on his own initiative.

Found the next morning ^^^^^^?"

The emperor said, "Okay, how many hours have you been under my bed?"

The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied: If you return to the emperor, the slave has spent five watches under the chuang.

"What did you hear?"

On the first watch, you and your mother are enjoying the paintings.

"What do you mean by that?"

Listen to you and Niangniang...... "Come and show me the twin peaks." ”

"Where's the second watch?"

"On the second watch, you seem to have fallen to the ground. ”

"What do you say? ”

"Listen to the mother: come up quickly!"

"What about the third watch?" ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Hear you say: Break the tui apart!"

"What about the fourth watch?"

"It's like your mother-in-law is here on the fourth watch......

"What do you mean by that?"

The slave heard the mother shouting, "Oh my mother, oh my mother!!

"What about the fifth watch?"

"You're playing chess with your mother. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

The slave listened to the mother say, "One more shot, one more shot......?"

……

After Yang Zheng lowered his voice and finished speaking, he peeked at Yang Shiqi's reaction, this old immortal listened to it with relish, and it took a while to stick to his long beard and laugh: "It's a good fifth watch, Your Highness's paragraph is really interesting, really interesting, haha...... Haha......?"

Hu Ying and the others were attracted by the dance music on the stage, and after listening to Yang Shiqi's laughter, they couldn't help but turn their heads curiously to look at Yang Zheng and the others, with a suspicious look on their faces.

Yang Zheng looked at everyone's appearance, felt remorse, and said in his heart: "I'm afraid that this Yang Shiqi's character is unreliable?"

At this time, several other singers on the stage have retreated to the side, and the whole stage is accompanied by dance music, but Tie Xiaodie is dancing alone, at this time she is on her feet together, her toes are on the ground, and her body is turning like a spinning top, and at this time, the gongs and drums on the stage are becoming more and more dense, and the sound of dong dong is non-stop, which makes people's hearts can't help but beat along, Tie Xiaodie's delicate body is also getting faster and faster with the dense sound of gongs and drums, and the circle is getting smaller and smaller, and the emerald green skirt like cicada wings begins to rotate at this time, like a lotus leaf in the West Lake in June, and Tie Xiaodie's charming body seems to be the slim lotus, extremely beautiful。

It's a pity that everyone didn't look at it much, Yang Zheng's deliberate loss of appetite before, what is it like this with Yang Shiqi at this time, and listening to Yang Shiqi's cheerful laughter, everyone has already decided that Yang Zheng's section must be more interesting than the Hu Xuan Dance on the stage, so everyone's eyes are staring at Yang Zheng, and the grievance, like a deep resentful woman, makes him can't help but shudder.

The Hu Xuan dance on stage finally came to an end, but the end was more advanced than before, and Tie Xiaodie's body spun like a fly, and the charming curves were seductive in the whirling dance music.

At this time, she inadvertently glanced at the audience with a pair of dark eyes, and saw that several spectators in the audience were not looking at their own dance music, but at Yang Zheng with a wicked smile, Xiu'e wrinkled slightly, and her pink mouth pouted slightly: "Could it be that people's dance music, this body, and this face are not attractive enough?"

Spun for a moment, I saw Yang Shiqi laughing, leaning his mouth down to the ear of another old man, and whispering, the old man lowered his head to drink tea, I don't know what he heard, and suddenly "poof" a mouthful of tea soup squirted out, looking at Yang Shiqi and laughing.

"Okay, it's really a good joke, much better than the old man...... Haha——?"

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