Chapter 20: The Secret of the Spirit Child (2)
The sister-in-law said that she wanted to tell SΓΉ Shui Ling'er about the little secret of the bamboo leaf spirit child, and he immediately stopped.
"Does the Bamboo Leaf Spirit Child have a little secret?" he was curious, and quickly came back to listen to the story excitedly.
The sister-in-law was helpless by him, and was threatened by him, so she had to tell her, "This bamboo leaf spirit boy has only cultivated his body in a hundred years, and he is very arrogant to take on the responsibility of defending Jiluo Mountain." They have their own whole group, and they almost never talk to anyone except their own people, like a wood carving, and they can't pry their mouths open. Of course, except for Xi Muxian and the two bamboo immortals, as well as their head soldiers, dragons and tigers. But they are elves, and elves have a small problem, they love to drink. However, Jiluoshan has strict military law, and they are not allowed to touch a drop of alcohol. I don't know if they had any intention of stealing alcohol in private, but even if they did, they wouldn't. β
"So......" The sister-in-law rolled her eyes and said mysteriously: "If you can get them some wine, I guarantee that after them, Tie Tie'er will run away with you." β
Shui Ling'er was overjoyed when she heard this, but after thinking about it, she was worried again: "Eighty thousand bamboo leaf spirit children, how much wine can I steal alone...... How do you give it to them?"
The sister-in-law said: "Look at your child's worries, even if you steal all the wine in Quanji Luoshan, it is impossible for all 80,000 spirit children to drink it! I tell you that there is one of the most respected spirit children, called Dou Dou, who is the one who stands guard at the gate of Yuezhu Immortal every day. If you get rid of him, the other spirit children will go with you!"
Shui Ling'er was surprised at this time, and glared and said, "It turns out that the Bamboo Leaf Spirit Child really has a name?"
"Of course, what is there in this world that doesn't have a name of its own? There is a roster of spirit children in the Divine Bow Hall of the Soldiers, Dragons and Tigers, and their names are all on that roster. β
Uncle Zhuxing's pot of clothes, in exchange for so much inside information, Shui Ling'er was so excited.
He couldn't wait to give it a try, so he pecked the face of the fish plate holding his sister-in-law, said "thank you", and disappeared out the door like a puff of smoke.
The sister-in-law was suddenly kissed by him, and she was stunned for a moment, and when she came back to her senses, her face was so sweet that she smiled like a flower.
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Coming out of the Dishui Pavilion, Shui Ling'er ran towards the Bowl Fairy's Broken Incense Pavilion non-stop.
When he arrived at the door, he smelled a strong smell of brine, and he couldn't help but swallow. But remembering that the purpose of his trip was to steal wine, he slipped along the root of the wall like a loach with the intention of getting down to business.
Slipping under the gable of the kitchen, he lifted the bamboo curtain hanging from the window and glanced in, only to see the bowl fairy with his back to him, waving his two big thick arms, busy in front of the stove.
The stove is also strange, a stove with firewood in the belly, but it can serve ten stove eyes for stir-frying.
As Zhu Xing said before, that bowl of immortal skills is really good, and as soon as the huge left foot is lifted, the firewood in the corner of the wall obediently flies into the belly of the stove one by one, without the need to move it by hand. Ten pots were fried together, and ten spatulas flew up and down, but none of them were dropped.
In between stir-frying, she had to add oil and vinegar to the pot from time to time, only to see that Shui Ling'er's eyes were turning up and down, left and right, and they turned into two spinning tops.
Half a pillar of incense stir-fried the dishes, and the bowl fairy quickly took the dish from the bowl rack to serve the dishes, and her kung fu to take the plate was even more amazing.
I saw her stretch out two hands, the palms of which were as big as a pu fan, the ping-pong porcelain sounded, and in the blink of an eye, the ten saucers had been neatly placed on the table. Then she pressed two pots in a group, divided by two pots, three times five divided by two, and all the dishes in the ten pots were put on the plate.
When the job was done, she leaned down and sniffed each plate, then smiled with satisfaction.
Shui Ling'er peeked intently, and the wonderful performance of the bowl fairy had made him forgetful, and he didn't remember that he had sneaked in.
Suddenly, he felt a pain in his left ear, and he couldn't help but scream, and when he looked up, the bowl of immortals was standing behind him for some time, and he twisted his ear with one hand.
"Rabbit cub, which temple are you from?, so bold that you dare to come and steal food!" the bowl fairy shouted. She is extremely powerful, and the water bell is twisted so painfully that she grins her teeth,
"Sister Wanxian spares my life, I'm not here to steal food, I'm here..."
At this point, I can't go on, I'm not here to steal food, do you want to tell her honestly that I'm here to steal wine?
"What are you here for?" Say, or I'll hand you over to Yuezhu Immortal to deal with!"
"Sister Wanxian, don't sue my master, am I wrong!" Shui Ling'er panicked when she heard this, and she could be regarded as having tasted the mood when she was intimidated just now.
"Ah, are you the apprentice of the Moon Bamboo Immortal, Shui Ling'er?" Bowl Fairy let go of his hand in surprise when he heard this.
Shui Ling'er rubbed her red ears vigorously, nodded, and said, "I...... I just wanted to come and see ......."
Wanxian crossed his waist and laughed like a reckless man, "Little friend, you really know how to play, the kitchen is coming! Okay, for the sake of Yuezhuxian's face, I will take you to visit my Broken Incense Pavilion, in case you are hungry in the future and I am not there, you can also get some food by yourself." β
Shui Ling'er didn't care about the earache, her heart was still beating hard, and she only felt a burst of joy: "Is it time to run today?
The bowl fairy really led the water bell to visit her Broken Incense Pavilion.
He didn't pay much attention to everything else, and his little eyes just wandered around, looking for a place to hide the wine. But when the tour was over, I couldn't find the place.
Wan Xian said: "How about the little ghost, are you satisfied?"
Shui Ling'er pouted and shook her head.
Wanxian was very surprised, and said angrily: "I've shown you all over the kitchen, and you're still not satisfied?"
Shui Ling'er simply said straight and asked, "Sister Wanxian, why is there no wine in this kitchen?"
The bowl fairy didn't listen, and when he heard it, he was immediately furious, and he grabbed his greasy apron and shouted: "Don't drink in front of me, you will get angry when you talk about it! We are all free to enter and exit this Jiluo Mountain, and we can do whatever we want, but this wine is forbidden, and no one is allowed to move without the orders of the three old things! I think that Chef Zhuyu is so powerful that he doesn't even have the qualifications to save some wine, but those three old things are in power every day, secretly drinking wildly!"
Shui Ling'er was frightened by the sudden thunderous roar of the bowl fairy, and blinked pitifully, staring at her in a daze.
After the bowl fairy roared, he felt that he was scared of the child, and waved his hand embarrassedly: "Hey, this is a long story, you just remember, only Mu Linsen Sanguo Lao can make wine and store wine in Jiluo Mountain, so if you want to drink, you must apply to them." β
Saying goodbye to the bowl fairy, Shui Ling'er was depressed again.
Finally, it came to this point, but the plan to steal alcohol was put on hold. Don't...... There was a stir in his mind, and he said in his heart, "If you don't do it, I'll go to Sanguo Lao's Confused Hall to have a look, I don't believe it, I can't get a jar of wine today!"
Having made up her mind, Shui Ling'er dared to go straight to the Confused Palace.
At the entrance of the hall stood a row of bamboo leaf spirit children.
He smiled secretly: "These wooden boys guard the only place on Jiluo Mountain all day long where they can make wine, and watching the three old men enjoy Qiong wine, but they can't touch a drop, it's not torture!"
Then he was worried: "The Confused Hall is not as good as the Dripping Water Pavilion and the Broken Incense Pavilion, the garrison is extremely strict, I am still a **mortal body, I don't know any immortal arts, how can I sneak in?"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration occurred in my mind, and the ghost idea came out again.
He ran into the bamboo forest on the mountain behind the confused palace, picked off the bamboo leaves, knitted them into a simple bamboo leaf military uniform, and changed his clothes.
Touching my head again, I remembered that I had to come to the top of the bamboo hat, I couldn't do this, and now I was embarrassed!