Chapter 1239: The Best Friend
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When Chen Kangjie returned to the dormitory, Tan Jian was actually there, and the three of them were chatting hotly with Chen Jundong.
Seeing Chen Kangjie, Tan Jian stopped halfway through his words, jumped up from the stool, and grabbed Chen Kangjie's arm, "Damn, where did you go, how did you go to the toilet for a few hours, I thought you were abducted by the fox spirit." ”
For Tan Jian's "concern", Chen Kangjie had already thought of an excuse, "Hey, don't mention it, I'm really unlucky today." ”
Chen Kangjie's sigh immediately attracted the four of them, and they all inquired about what happened, when they got together just now, they wondered why they didn't see Chen Kangjie, and asked each other, and heard Tan Jian say that he went to the toilet and didn't come back, all of them didn't believe it, and now it was confirmed from Chen Kangjie's mouth, but he believed it, but why did he go to the toilet for a few hours, and naturally became the focus of everyone's attention.
"This ...... Needless to say, it's unlucky anyway. Chen Kangjie sat down in front of his bed, and said hesitantly.
The more Chen Kangjie was like this, the more interested they became, and everyone saw the "unspeakable hidden" from Chen Kangjie's face, how could they just let him go so lightly, and took turns to take measures to "coerce a confession" from him.
The reason why Chen Kangjie wants to act in such a short scene is to increase the credibility of the reasons he made up, and only when everyone believes it can he completely get rid of his suspicion.
"Okay, okay, I said, I said, look at you all gloating, I have an upset stomach, and I show myself after going to the toilet...... Forget about bringing paper, this is always fine. Chen Kangjie pretended not to stand the interrogation, and said openly.
"Hahahaha, haha".
"Hehehehehe
"Hey, hey, hey, hey".
"Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee", Chen Kangjie's bloody excuse immediately made the private person laugh back and forth, saying how happy he was, anyway, he felt happier than when they picked up the money themselves.
After laughing for a long time, he braked, "Hehe, you are really happy to kill me, forget to bring a tissue paper, this kind of thing will also be born in you, so how did you come out in the end, do you catch it with your hands." Ge Zihao wiped the tears from his laughter and asked with a smile.
"You're still laughing, I'm so miserable, do you have compassion, it's really a group of best friends. Chen Kangjie pretended to be unhappy and did not answer Ge Zihao's question.
"Brother, it's not that we want to laugh at you, but you're really funny, hehe, let's say, then how did you come out later, big man, I'm afraid of a ball, let's talk about it, talk about it. Tan Jian smiled and patted Chen Kangjie's shoulder and said.
Chen Kangjie pointed to a few of them, looking very "helpless", "His grandmother's, at that time, everyone's attention was on the stage, I was expecting someone to come in to relieve it, who knows, I didn't even see a ghost shadow for a long time, and I couldn't just stink out, let alone scrape the corner of the wall or grab it with my hands, so I could only wait, until the end of the scene, someone came, I was cheeky to get a little paper, and finally got out of trouble by the toilet." "Chen Kangjie really deserves to be a person in the entertainment industry, he is worthy of being a big director, acting is really vivid, not only the tone is frustrating, vivid, but also with tangled and embarrassing actions, no one will have the slightest doubt when they watch it.
"Hahahaha", Chen Kangjie's explanation not only did not make the four guys sympathetic, but instead caused a burst of laughter.
"You can do it, you really can", Chen Wenjie gave Chen Kangjie a thumbs up, "You can stay in the toilet for so long, you can do it, if it were me, I would rather take off my clothes and wipe my ass than stay in it honestly." ”
"That's because you have money. Chen Kangjie muttered.
"What I have money, I would do it if I don't have money, I can see Long's wonderful performance in person, what is a piece of clothing, it's a big deal to watch a concert and change it for a ticket, your shirt can be exchanged for a ticket for Long's concert, you can't be killed, it's worth a hundred dollars." Chen Kangjie is very good at settling accounts, walking around in front of Chen Kangjie, and finally pulled the corner of his shirt and said contemptuously.
"Makes sense, makes sense. Chen Jundong and Chen Wenjie stood on the same line of understanding.
"I'll do the same, yes, it's been a long time, so why are you only back now, it's past eleven o'clock. Tan Jian looked at his watch and asked suspiciously.
"I'm rubbing, I've worked hard for so long, can I not consume my body, it's over, there are a lot of people, I didn't find you, so I went outside the door to eat a bowl of fried noodles, and there were a lot of people eating supper. After saying that, Chen Kangjie kicked off his shoes and turned around and fell on the bed.
"Eating alone, no wonder you can meet such a good thing, haha. Tan Jian teased.
"It's just a bowl of fried noodles, why, it's so late, why don't you go back to the dormitory. ”
"My bed was requisitioned by my roommate, and I'm here tonight to squeeze in with a few classmates from the college town campus living in our dorm. Tan Jian pushed Chen Kangjie in and wanted to sit on the edge of his bed.
"Oh, yours is requisitioned, you come to requisition my bed, you, go and squeeze with the mouse, I'm big, such a small bed, how can I sleep with the two of us, go to him, he's small." After being reborn, Chen Kangjie rarely shared a bed with anyone, and he was still a man, which made him feel very awkward, so he put his hand on Tan Jian's waist and said.
"Don't, I'm used to sleeping alone, I still like to kick, I can't sleep with two people. As soon as Chen Kangjie wanted to push Tan Jian to sleep with him, Ge Zihao immediately turned around and flashed, and hurriedly went to occupy his bed.
"Me too, ah, I'm so tired, hurry up and go to bed. Chen Wenjie stretched his waist secretly and slippery, and quickly flashed back, and hurried to bed without saying a word.
"Chen Wen, don't look at me, I can't help with this, Tan Jian is here to find you, how can you be so hospitable, it seems too unrighteous. After speaking, Chen Jundong also retreated to his bed, afraid that there would be one more "friend" at night.
"You three villains, if you don't draw your sword to help, you still fall into the well, I can see you clearly. Chen Kangjie saw the three flashes so fast, and he was angry.
"Hehe, buddy, it's not that I don't help you, it's that I can't help you, we can't help it, you two say yes. After Chen Wenjie gloated, he hurriedly closed the bed curtain, as if he was afraid that Chen Kangjie would pounce.
"Yes, yes", Ge Zihao and Chen Jundong responded in unison.
"You're not going to let me sleep on the floor, it's autumn. Tan Jian stood pitifully in front of Chen Kangjie.
Chen Kangjie really couldn't cry or laugh, but he had no choice but to take these gentlemen, got up from the bed and sighed, "Count me off, you sleep inside, I'll sleep outside, try to sleep against the wall." ”
"I knew you meant it. Tan Jian smiled contentedly, and then pointed to the other three people cooperatively, "It's much better than those three sluts, one by one, they forget their righteousness, and they don't have any like-minded spirit." ”
"Don't put on a top hat, go take a shower, you don't expect to go to bed without a shower. ”
"I don't have anything, how do you let me take a shower. Tan Jian spread his hands
"Use mine, what else can I do, hurry up, towels, washing water, and soap are all in there. Chen Kangjie was a good person to the end, sent people to the west, and pushed Tan Jian into the bathroom as soon as he could.
When Tan Jian entered the bathroom, the three guys showed up again.
"Hehe, Chen Wen, you are blessed tonight. Chen Wenjie tore open the bed curtain, smiled ambiguously, and said disgustingly.
"If you say it again, if you say it again, I'll rape you first and then kill you. Chen Kangjie took two steps forward viciously and said, so frightened that Chen Wenjie hurriedly hid, while Ge Zihao and Chen Jundong were snickering beside him.
Chen Kangjie shook his head, returned to his bed and sat down, "I said, your friend took the ticket I gave and watched the show he liked, so he didn't say thank you to me, and he didn't ask me to mean it." ”
Chen Kangjie wanted to set up a message to see whose friend didn't come tonight, but he couldn't ask directly, so he beat around the bush.
"We already said thank you when we got the ticket, why be so stingy, what does this mean, the three of us can do it together, rat, do you say yes? "Chen Kangjie, they will definitely say that they have just contacted their friends, how is it, who knows that Chen Wenjie does not follow Chen Kangjie's ideas at all, according to common sense, after the performance, they will definitely contact and communicate with their friends, this is human nature.
"Chen Wen, you are not such a stingy person, besides, what kind of relationship do we have, you don't need to be polite, it seems empty. Ge Zihao turned over and sat cross-legged on the bed.
"What is the relationship, what is the relationship between me and you, just by virtue of the expression that you have no righteousness just now, you and I are also an ordinary relationship, and I still give you a ticket to ask grandpa to sue grandma. Ge Zihao's "brazenness" made Chen Kangjie angry again, and sprayed him violently.
"Hehe, it's rare to see you so serious, they all contacted their friends just now, and other people's friends are very grateful to you, full of praise, people will go back early tomorrow morning, how can they have time to mean to you. Chen Jundong said with a smile.
"Then you don't have contact with your friends. Chen Kangjie blurted out to Chen Jundong and asked.
"I have been contacted, I have contacted one, and I am grateful to you, and the other has not been contacted. ”
As soon as he heard Chen Jundong say that a friend was not contacted, he immediately paid more attention, turned around in his mind, and pretended to ask unintentionally, "Your two friends live together, aren't they together?" ”
"No, one is my high school classmate, the other is a junior high school classmate, they don't know each other, and the two of them didn't live together when they went to Zhucheng, one stayed at his relative's house, and the other lived in a hotel. Chen Jundong didn't think there was anything wrong with Chen Kangjie asking this, and replied by pouring beans from the bamboo tube.