388.Chapter 388: You're still justified in grabbing a seat
"Can I swipe my card?" Lynch looked at the waiter a little embarrassed, although he himself felt that it was indeed a bit painful to swipe the card for breakfast, but there was no way, who made him forget to bring money.
Just as the waiter was about to speak, Tan Xiaoxian had already taken out a delicate small purse from her satchel, and at the same time pointed out a few old man's heads and handed them to the waiter.
"I'm really embarrassed, Xiaoxian, I went out in a hurry today and forgot to take the money. Lynch smiled sheepishly.
"It's okay uncle, Xian'er brought a lot, enough for our day's expenses. Tan Xiaoxian said, raising the bulging small purse in her hand, the material of the wallet looks quite special, and it doesn't have any brand logo, just a tan bag, which looks like it should be made of deerskin.
Well, the cost of the day.
Lynch's face is full of black lines, is this the rhythm of being raised? Dude looks spicy like a little white face eating soft rice......
"Heh, spending a girl's money is so reasonable, it's really shameless. Seeing this scene, Xue Huairen muttered in a disdainful voice.
In his opinion, if a man and a woman eat together, it is natural that the man has to settle the dinner account, not to mention that this is still your land, shouldn't you do your best to be a landlord?
This muttering fairy didn't hear, but Lynch could hear it clearly, when he was in the Secret Service, the intensive listening training was part of it.
Especially in the treacherous jungle battlefield, keen hearing is often more important than eyesight.
However, Lynch didn't plan to be serious with Xue Huairen, his main task today was to play with Xiaoxian, not to argue with him about such meaningless questions.
If this kind of person affects his good mood, it will be too much to lose, and he can think as much as he likes.
"Xiaoxian, how can I feel like I'm being fostered?" In front of Xue Huairen, Lynch deliberately made a joke.
"Hehe, doesn't uncle like to be fostered?" Tan Xiaoxian raised the corners of his mouth proudly, but in his heart it seemed like there was a deer bumping around, if he could really take care of the uncle, it would be good, so that he could not only teach me martial arts, but also popularize some medical knowledge for me, and more importantly, the uncle was actually handsome......!
"You little clever ghost, don't make fun of your uncle. Lynch got up as he said and looked at his watch: "Hurry up and go, I'm afraid I won't have a car any later." ”
"What does it mean to not have a car?" Xue Huairen didn't understand a little.
"The through train to the Lishan Grand Canyon, Xiaoxian and I discussed it on WeChat last night, and we are ready to go to the Lishan Grand Canyon to play rafting. Lynch looked at him and said, this is the result of her and Xiaoxian's joint research, this guy shouldn't disagree, right?
But what does it matter if he agrees or not.
"You...... Didn't you come here in a private car?" Xue Huairen looked at Lin Qi with disdain, he felt that this kid surnamed Lin was simply a strange thing, and he actually let him squeeze the tourist bus with their little sect master and those ordinary people. The current Tan family is not what it used to be, not only prosperous, but also financially abundant, not to mention private cars, even private jets and private yachts, it is also a piece of cake.
It's nothing on my side, but the little junior sister is a little sect master, and she goes out to play on a tourist bus, if this matter spreads, it will be strange if the people on the rivers and lakes laugh off their big teeth.
"No, what's wrong?" Lynch looked at him blankly, indicating that he didn't understand what he was saying.
The latter looked like he had been wronged: "That's not good, one of us is the chief disciple of the Yanjing Tan family, and the other is a small sect master with thousands of disciples, how noble is his identity, how can he take the same bus with a group of poor people who have no identity, I think you still have to find a way to get a car, it's not too good, just run a Mercedes-Benz trot." ”
When Lynch heard this, he really wanted to stuff two catties of garlic into his stinky dog's mouth to cover the stench in his dog's mouth.
This guy seems to look like a poor man, and he is the only one in the world who has a few stinky money.
"Senior brother, I think it's good to take the bus, I'm still so old, I haven't taken a bus yet. Tan Xiaoxian said the truth, she grew up, most of the time spent on Fuhu Mountain, with mountains and rivers and valleys as companions all day long, practicing martial arts on the love cliff every day, so she knew very little about things in the outside world. It was only in the past two years that she had the opportunity to go down the mountain and see a lot of new things that she had never seen before.
Xue Huairen heard her say this, and then suddenly remembered that he had grown so big, and he didn't seem to have taken a bus.
He was born in an extremely declining ancient martial arts family, and in his generation, the family business has been completely destroyed by previous generations, and the ancestral secret book has also been stolen and sold by his alcoholic father.
If Tan Jiujian hadn't had some general friendship with his father, he wouldn't have accepted him as an apprentice at all, and he would have promoted him to be some chief disciple.
"I've never sat on it, but I've heard people say it's very crowded and there are perverts. Xue Huairen still looked reluctant.
"Hmph, I'm not afraid, if that pervert dares to touch me, even if he is unlucky!" Tan Xiaoxian raised his little pink fist confidently, and said: "And the uncle will also protect me closely!
"Hmm. Lynch nodded, got up and took the girl's little hand, and walked side by side to the door.
"Heh, what are you, don't let me grab your pigtails!Otherwise, I'll kill you kid!" Xue Huairen saw Lynch and Tan Xiaoxian walking away hand in hand, and his mood was not ordinary. He came out to accompany the little junior sister to walk the rivers and lakes this time, in order to get closer to the little junior sister, this is good, all of them were disturbed by this kid surnamed Lin!
"Hey, hurry up and follow the fart, don't be grinding!" Tan Xiaoxian, who had already walked to the door of the hotel, saw Xue Huairen walking slowly not far away, and immediately shouted unhappily.
Although she didn't want Xue Huairen to disturb her date with Lynch, there was no way, it was her father's death order, telling him to protect her every step of the way no matter what.
The three of them first took a taxi to the tourist center, and under the arrangement of the staff, they finally caught the last through train.
Since today is Saturday, there are many people visiting the Lishan Grand Canyon, and when Lynch and the others got on the bus, the bus was almost full.
"Fairy, come here. Lynch, who had bought the ticket, quickly pulled her to the only idle two-seater.
"Whew, what a lot of people, it feels so lively. Tan Xiaoxian sat next to the window, looking at the bustling crowd outside the window and in the carriage, this is the largest bus station in Qinling City, so there is no shortage of all kinds of people from all over the world.
"Put your bags away, there are a lot of thieves here. Lynch reminded in a whisper, and Tan Xiaoxian hurriedly put her girlish little satchel at the back of the seat.
When Xue Huairen got into the car slowly, he sadly found that the car was already overcrowded, and there was not even a vacant seat.
What's even more annoying is that Lynch actually sat with the little junior sister, and they were so close, and there were people who talked and laughed!!
He touched his lips, and then was pleasantly surprised to find that there was still a seat left at the front of the bus!
And this seat is still independent, there is no need to squeeze with those passengers, the most powerful thing is to sit on this seat, the view is not generally wide.
He almost didn't even think about it, as if he was afraid that someone would take the lead in it, so he walked up to him and sat down with his ass, and his heart suddenly felt comfortable.
Hmph, a bunch of stupid mortals, no one even sat in such a great seat.
Oh, I see, you must have been frightened by the name of my chief disciple, and you didn't dare to rob me, right?
Thinking of this, Xue Huairen proudly cocked Erlang's legs, and hummed an unknown song in his mouth.
When the tourists were almost on board, a middle-aged fat driver in a blue uniform with linen gloves came out of the public toilet not far from the bus with his trouser belt.
As soon as he got on the bus, the first thing he noticed was that his seat had been robbed.
"Hey, buddy, please get up. The fat driver patted Xue Huairen's shoulder very politely, in his opinion, this guy probably just felt fresh, so he sat down temporarily.
"What are you doing?" Xue Huairen turned his head and suddenly said unhappily: "I'll get up, you sit down?" You think beautifully, don't think that you have privileges when you grow fat." ”
The driver said to himself, what kind of mess is this, this guy can't be a patient who ran out of a mental hospital, right?
"This is my seat. The fat driver said.
"Where is your seat? I find you really interesting, don't you understand if you come first and then come?" Xue Huairen habitually looked at him with disdain: "What should you do in a hurry, don't talk nonsense with Lao Tzu here, otherwise be careful that I will cut you." ”
When the fat driver heard this, his lungs were about to explode, and his eyes widened: "You snatched my seat, and you still ignored you?"
"Hehe, don't think I don't know what's going on in your head, you just like my good seat, and you want to take it for yourself, right?
When the two were arguing, the passengers in the car had been waiting for a long time, and they all began to give their opinions.
"Master driver, why don't you leave the car yet?"
"That's it, hurry up, you can't catch up with the rafting anymore. ”
"It seems that there is a mentally handicapped person who has taken the driver's seat. ”
Hearing the complaints of the passengers, the fat driver said angrily: "There is a psychotic here who has snatched my seat, how can I start the car?
"Damn, I robbed the driver's seat, right?"
"Hey, say you're brainless, hurry up Nima, why do you have a driver's license?"
"I guess my brain is a little abnormal, so let's call 120 and call the hospital to take him away. ”
Xue Huairen realized at this time that the bus is not an unmanned car, there should be a driver, right?
Is it possible to sit in a position ......
He quickly jumped up from his seat as if he had been electrified, and suddenly found that the whole car was casting strange glances at him.
"Brain disease, right? Mentally handicapped!" the fat driver scolded him, and then started the car and slowly drove out of the bus station.
Looking at Xue Huairen's face, it had turned red, just like he had just been slapped hundreds of times, it hurt hotly.
At this moment, he really responded to the old saying, and he really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"Uncle, I feel so embarrassed. Tan Xiaoxian blushed and said to Lynch, she felt that this senior brother really shouldn't be called senior brother, but should be renamed second senior brother.
This Nima is like a pig, I want to be crazy, and I robbed the driver's seat.
"It's okay, just get used to it. Lynch said that it hurt a lot, but fortunately he and Xiaoxian had not spoken to Xue Huairen since they got in the car, otherwise people would still think that he and Xiaoxian were also fools.
Seeing Xue Huairen looking at him with a plea look, Tan Xiaoxian hurriedly turned his face out of the window, for fear that others would see that they knew each other.
As soon as the bus drove into the door of the bus station, I saw an elderly couple running from behind the buttocks, wearing two iconic little yellow hats on their heads, waving vigorously to signal the stop.
"Stop the car. The female conductor said.
"There's nowhere to go. While the driver stepped on the brakes, he looked at the full carriage and said to the elderly couple outside the door: "Uncle and aunt, the people in our car are full, otherwise you will change to a different scenic spot, standing on the way, I am afraid that your body will not be able to bear it." ”
The driver didn't expect anyone to give them their seat, this was a tour bus, not a bus, everyone was out to play, and no one wanted to stand all the way.
"Comrade, you just let us go up, don't look at our age, but our body is fine, we came from the county seat, I heard the staff at the station say that this is the last train, if you don't let us go up, we didn't come in vain." The old man said in a vernacular dialect full of vernacular.
"This ......" faced with the request of the elderly couple, the driver suddenly looked dangerous, and carrying the old man was a risk for him.
Long-distance bumps, in case someone has a heart attack in the car, he, as a driver, will inevitably get his bag, even if he doesn't get his bag, he is inevitably unlucky.
If he was sitting, he was fine, but standing and walking all the way, he really hadn't seen any elderly person who could hold on.
You must know that it is at least an hour's drive from the bus station to the scenic spot, which is not a joke.
When embarrassed, Lynch subconsciously got up and said, "Master driver, you just let these two old men come up, I can give them my seat." ”
"And mine!" Tan Xiaoxian quickly stood up as well, and together with Lynch, vacated the seat.