Text_Chapter 786 Peeing doesn't stop

Driving all the way, rotating for a few hours, a total of eight hours and one person driving for more than an hour, the next day also had good mental strength, and finally at this time, he had slowly come to Naypyidaw, got out of the car, and Ma Xiaojian called Zhu Yeqing.

"Where are you now, Master Mamen?" asked Zhu Yeqing.

"In the capital of Myanmar, it's very noisy here, and some of it can't be heard, so you said wait to pick us up? Okay, okay, I'll find a place to wait for you." Ma Xiaoyue listened to the Buddhist song and replied to Zhu Yeqing's words with some depression.

"Is there anything interesting here?" Ma Xiao said as Nie Xiaoqian jumped.

"Yes, what do you want to play?" Nie Xiaoqian said.

"Anyway, you can rest, like KFC or something. Ma Xiao jumped off.

"KFC business here is not good, and some of them have been smashed. Nie Xiaoqian said with a dark face: "Everyone here believes in Buddhism, who will eat meat? Meat is rarely eaten." ”

"Then everyone here eats poison?" Ma Xiaoyue frowned and said, "Forget it, this is an agricultural country." ”

"Why don't we find an embassy?" Nie Xiaoqian said.

"No, we're also a secret operation this time, and your entire embassy knows about it, so it's not good. Ma Xiaoyue shook his head and said.

"Then let's go to the café next to us, where can we wait for someone, and have some breakfast. Nie Xiaoqian said: "No matter how bad it is, I can only enter the hotel." ”

"Let's go to the café, I'm afraid the coffee here doesn't sell very well. Ma Xiaoyue shrugged his shoulders, in Southeast Asia, the fruits here are cheap and the coffee is very cheap, and there are more cafes here.

"The official language here is Burmese, but there are also many ethnic minorities, and each ethnic group has a different language. Nie Xiaoqian said.

"I don't know a lot of Burmese, how can I order food?" Nie Xiaoqian said with a wry smile.

"It's easy, I'll do it. Ma Xiaoyue called a waiter over and ordered everything he wanted to eat and drink in a very fluent Burmese language.

Myanmar has the habit of drinking morning tea, the first thing that comes up is a few cups of tea, the tea here and Longjing tea have a taste, and the Burmese people like to eat fish and shrimp, the taste of the people here is relatively light, and Sichuan Si is somewhat similar.

And Ma Xiaoyue also inquired, all the KFC that has been opened here have gone out of business, not because of not eating chicken, but because I can't afford to consume it, it's too expensive, there are some local burger restaurants, but it's definitely not that kind of brand store.

Myanmar is very poor, and what kind of reform and opening up is there now, I don't know if there is reform and opening up now, but there are indeed many banners in Myanmar, most of them are reform and opening up and the like.

The largest armed forces here, from large to small, have almost all signed agreements with the state, saying that there will be no war, no civil strife, etc., but some people ignore this kind of treaty and cover the sky with their hands, as if they are like cobras, and they cross the road with guns.

Burma is not peaceful, this is a must, every day is panicked, the richest are the soldiers, and those who sell poisons, they are the only largest consumers in the country, no matter what they are very luxurious, very willing to spend money, the city of Myanmar is not very rich, it is said that there is no one here from the night, because of the fear of death, no wonder there are no ghosts on the road.

But the street lights are still on, according to what Nie Xiaoqian said, 60% of the families here are without electricity, and they are all lit with oil lamps and candles, which makes Ma Xiaoyue a little surprised, the gap between the rich and the poor is too big, and it is not okay not to admire.

The electricity here is very weak, it is lit up here, and suddenly the power goes out, that is the most cheating time, so the house is always equipped with candles, so do it and wait for the call, sometimes it will come after a while, and sometimes it will call after a month.

Now tourism has also begun to develop, but this does not attract too many people, after all, it is very poor, not everything can be bought, and it is so unsafe, who will pay for their lives for tourism?

The dressing style of the people here is a bit like a foot monk, but some people are also wearing suits and leather shoes, which are all starting a business, but starting a business here is not too powerful, because the salary is not too high, tired and tired, and the places where you can enter casually with air conditioning are full.

It is almost impossible to open a fast food restaurant like KFC here, KFC in the United States is afraid and never opens a branch here, and now their export trade is with these neighboring countries like China, but the main consumer group is still Chinese.

However, the relationship has not been very good recently, and there is even a tendency to fight, but Huaxia is not afraid of him, in Southeast Asia, Huaxia's power and strength are still very strong, and some countries are playing with their lives, such as the road signs in France say, go to Huaxia, where your future life will be guaranteed.

Napoleon compared Huaxia to a sleeping lion, just waiting to wake up, once it wakes up, it will definitely shake the whole world, so the small countries in this projectile land still have self-knowledge, of course, except for those stupid countries, they think that they have the support of the Yankees behind them, so they will work against Huaxia, which is an idiot's behavior.

China is getting stronger and stronger, although in some places it is self-deception, but if we start from the overall situation, it is impossible for the United States to fight a war with China, because China's air force is not strong, and the navy needs to be developed, but the army is powerful, and the most important thing is that there are many Chinese people.

The Yankees should now think about whether they are jointly managing the world with Huaxia, and don't forget that the Qing Dynasty in China from ancient times to modern times has far surpassed foreign countries, so it is very possible that Huaxia will become the first in the world again.

Many people in Myanmar don't buy the accounts of the Chinese people, because they are envious, jealous and hateful, they all think that the Chinese people are rich, and some of them will be severely slaughtered when they catch the Chinese people, which makes people unguardable.

After drinking a few cups of coffee, Ma Xiaoyue also felt a hint of urine, and ran directly to the bathroom, which will not mark you with English, because English is not the language of communication here, relatively speaking, they also hate the UK, so it is just Burmese.

Fortunately, Ma Xiao jumped when he was temporarily cramming, otherwise there would really be no men's toilet and which one was women's toilet, there is not much difference in the toilet, just a urinal pool, and a waste pit, but there are a lot of people here, and there are all kinds of guys who occupy the pit and don't.

Ma Xiaoyue waited for a person to squat, and then he took out something and started peeing, it was fine, and a person squatting next to him squatted in the newspaper, and what was written in the newspaper was when something happened to the country, and it was necessary to reform it, and to catch it from the inside.

"Where's the pee?" The middle-aged man was splashed with Ma Xiaoyue's urine, and he stood up without wiping his buttocks, pointing a submachine gun at Ma Xiaodian.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, the pit is too small. Ma Xiaoyue said in standard Burmese.

"Damn, you did it on purpose, right?" The middle-aged man first used a Huaxia scolding, and then pointed at Ma Xiaoyue and said, "You are from Huaxia?"

The Chinese and the Burmese are not very similar, especially the skin color, they are all yellow, but the Burmese ones are darker, and the faces are not the same, there are obvious differences, the faces of the Burmese people are the kind with a lot of beards, just like the people of the small country in Iraq.

"I didn't mean to, I'm from Huaxia. Ma Xiaoyue said lightly.

"Hmph, it's easy to do if it's a Huaxia person, take the money. The middle-aged man said.

"What kind of money?" asked Ma Xiaoyue.

"You've got all the urine on me, hurry up and get the money, or I'll shoot you." The middle-aged man said.

"Hmm. Ma Xiaoyue's urine hadn't finished peeing, so he quickly gambled on the submachine gun, and then turned around with the second child, peed on this guy's body, and said, "Sister, you dare to blackmail me when Lao Tzu comes for the first time?"

". This Burmese guy was full of urine on his pants, and he was immediately angry, he wanted to shoot, but he was dumbfounded, and with a bang, he rushed out, leaving a lot of Burmese coins and running away with people.

"Give me all chase. The Burmese old man immediately rushed out, and did not let the people in the café open, and chased after Ma Xiaoyue directly with guns and ammunition.

"What's going on?" said Pei Hanniu.

"Pee on him. Ma Xiaoyue said slowly.

"I'm dizzy, so powerful?" Pei Hanniu laughed and said, "Come and fight?"

"Let's go first, we can't cause trouble. Ma Xiaoyue thought for a while and said: "I am a quick guy, it seems that he is a practitioner, and there are a lot of people, let's leave first, in case, we are sinners." ”

"You are a sinner, you pee on him. Pei Hanniu smiled: "However, it sounds very exciting." ”

"Run. They ran quickly, but they had no relatives, and they didn't know where to run to hide, and the people behind them kept chasing them, Nie Xiaoqian said: "Go to the casino, there is a casino in front." ”

Ma Xiao jumped a glance, there is really a casino here, there are everything sold here, and there are even women who are sold, I remember that at that time, a woman in Thailand could be taken home for 3,000 Chinese dollars, and now 10,000 Chinese dollars can buy a North Korean to live, but these two countries are very poor, especially North Korea, all of which are mountains.

Entering the gambling house, someone immediately greeted him and said, "Guys, do you want to buy some poison to taste?"

"How much?" asked Ma Xiaoyue.

"10,000 kyats a gram, it's cheap. The man said.

"So cheap?" Ma Xiaoyue calculated, this is about sixty yuan, but in Huaxia, this thing is tens of thousands, tens of thousands, and it is priceless.

"Yes, it's good, it smells good to inhale, how much to buy?"

"Hehe, I don't buy it, I just ask. Ma Xiao jumped off.

"Why don't you ask?" said the waiter, his face turned green.

"Is there a room or not, I'll stay first. Ma Xiao jumped off.

"Yes, there's a casino here, do you want to play it?" said the waiter.

"Expensive?" Ma Xiao jumped.

"Are you playing or not?" said the waiter with a dark face.

"Play, why don't you play?" Ma Xiao jumped and said, "Find me a bigger field to play, you know?"

"Well, yes, Miss, do you want to?" the waiter laughed.

"Are you sick?" Ma Xiao jumped.

"I'm not sick, it's all clean, we're all doing business with a conscience, how can we give customers some bad women?" said the waiter.

"Some of them have been poisoned here, what's going on?" Ma Xiaoyue said nonsense.

"Impossible, right?" said the waiter, surprised.

"Really, a friend of mine was poisoned here. Ma Xiaoyue's ability to talk nonsense has reached a higher level.

"Point back. The waiter smiled and said, "You asked so much, do you want it or not?"

"Bring me ten or eight. Ma Xiao jumped off.

"So strong?" said the waiter.

"Is there one?" said Ma Xiaoyue with a smile.

"Yes, I'll give it to you right away. The waiter immediately burst into laughter.

"However, you also came out, I am from Huaxia, the first time I came to this kind of occasion, I have a miasma of smoke inside, it seems to be more chaotic, we have won money here, will you not give it?" Ma Xiao jumped.

"No, we do real business, as long as you win, we will definitely give it to you. The waiter said.

"Then there's no hooligans or anything to mess around here, right? I'm scared here. Ma Xiao jumped off.

"You don't have to worry about this brother, I'll tell you the truth, my boss here is someone, a big man, you can play with confidence." The waiter took Ma Xiaodian directly to the room.