Chapter 015: Strangling Your Tenderness
Some people just kick their noses in the face!
Lin Ying'er said loudly: "Huo Qing, you just let him see what the real medical skills are." ”
Huo Qing shook his head and said, "This is not very good, what if someone can't bear the blow and commits suicide by jumping into the river?"
"Yes?" Lin Ying'er nodded vigorously and muttered, "Oh, this thing is really a bit difficult to do." ”
"Xie Caijun. ”
Huo Qing shouted, and said very solemnly: "If you have to talk to me, you must promise me a condition." ”
Xie Caijun snorted: "You say." ”
"You have to sign a deal with me, and if you lose, it has nothing to do with me if you jump into the river and commit suicide. ”
"What?"
Woo, is there such a bully? Xie Caijun's nose is about to be crooked. No matter how bad his psychological quality is, he will not commit suicide by jumping into the river, right? Taking a step back, it is not certain who loses and who wins.
This pair of dog men and women!
Xie Caijun gritted his teeth with hatred, and said word by word: "Don't worry, if I lose, jumping into the river will definitely have nothing to do with you." ”
Huo Qing clapped his palms and said loudly: "The big guys are all giving a testimony, he said that if he loses, he will jump into the river, and it has nothing to do with me." ”
"Good, good, we can all testify. These people naturally favored Huo Qing, and they all followed suit.
"Xie Caijun, then come?"
"Good ......"
Xie Caijun was a little depressed, and when he said it, he actually asked Huo Qing to talk to him and go around him. Judging by the posture of these people around him, if he loses, they will all have to throw him into the river. However, if you say it, it is equivalent to a girl who marries out, and the water that is spilled cannot be recovered. Xie Caijun didn't explain, because he didn't believe that he would lose.
At the head of the line were a couple.
Lin Ying'er said loudly: "Come here, let them give a treat." ”
When the couple visited the night market, they saw so many delicacies and tasted a little bit of everything. The man may have been out of breath and hiccuping. As the saying goes, hiccups are not a disease, and it really kills if you don't stop. It just so happened that they saw Huo Qing treating people here for free, so they came over to line up.
Xie Caijun said coldly: "Huo Qing, will you come first, or will I come first?"
Huo Qing smiled and said, "Then you come first." ”
"Good. ”
Hiccuping, it's a minor ailment.
Xie Caijun walked up and said loudly: "Come, you take a deep breath, hold it, hold it again......"
The man's face flushed...... Suddenly, he hiccuped again, but it still didn't work.
The woman smiled bitterly and said, "Doctor, we have all tried, but all the deep breathing methods, frightening methods, etc., do not work." ”
"None of this?"
Xie Caijun frowned: "It seems that your hiccups are quite serious?" In this way, I will prescribe you some antitussive medicine, which can inhibit the center and reduce the overreaction of the phrenic nerve, and at the same time may have a direct inhibitory and relaxing effect on the spasmodic diaphragm......
Huo Qing smiled: "Xie Caijun, don't be so troublesome, right? That young man, come, you bend your body to ninety degrees, and drink a few big sips of warm tea." ”
The man was very obedient, everything was done, and Lin Ying'er brought him a cup of warm tea to drink.
Huo Qing asked, "How is it, are you still hiccuping?"
"It doesn't seem to be fighting...... Hiccup, again. The man smiled wryly.
", I think you did it on purpose, right? I tried this method, how could it not be easy to get to you?" Huo Qing was furious, and turned his face faster than turning a book.
"How can you talk like that?"
"What's wrong with that? Are you going to get out?"
"You have to apologize to me. ”
These people present, including Xie Caijun, Lin Ying'er, and others, couldn't help but be stunned. Immediately afterwards, Xie Caijun laughed, this is annoyance and anger? If you can't cure other people's hiccups, Huo Qing will go crazy, it is really a loss of medical ethics.
Huo Qing pointed at the man and said disdainfully: "You want me to apologize? ”
"Beat me, can you try to move me?"
"That's what you said. ”
Huo Qing suddenly rushed up, grabbed his neck with both hands, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu will strangle you today, let you give me a sneer." ”
The woman hurriedly came up and grabbed Huo Qing, crying and shouting, "What are you doing? ”
Huo Qing was really obedient, took two steps back, and smiled: "How is it, are you still hiccups?"
"Hiccup, I'll call the police now...... Huh?" the man pinched his neck twice, took a few deep breaths, and said excitedly: "Don't fight, really don't fight." ”
"I'm sorry just now, my treatment method may be a little extreme......"
"Hey, it's okay, it's okay. ”
The man waved his hand again and again, so excited that he couldn't do it.
The woman finally reacted, and couldn't help crying with joy.
The dramatic change in this scene was so fast that the people present reacted. They couldn't help clapping their hands and cheering, what a miracle doctor. This method of curing the disease, which is not confined to form, has simply reached the point of being superb.
Lin Ying'er was happy and said loudly: "Xie Caijun, I am willing to lose the bet, what else do you have to say?"
Xie Caijun's face changed color, and he sneered: "That...... Huo Qing, I was just joking......"
"Are you kidding, you don't have any jokes!" Huo Qing looked around and shouted, "Big guy, what do you say?"
"yes, you have to talk. ”
"Diving, diving. ”
These people shouted and screamed, wave after wave.
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, Xie Caijun wants to take the opportunity to slip away. Who would have thought that these people blocked the way so solidly that there was not even a gap. At the same time, a few more people rushed out, and they rushed up, lifted Xie Caijun high, and threw him directly into the river.
Yay! The men cheered again.
Xie Caijun was about to cry, and when he climbed up from the water, he was soaked from head to toe, just like a chicken in soup, not to mention how embarrassed he was. I don't know who it was, taking advantage of the chaos and kicking him twice, is this beating the water dog......? Xie Caijun sneezed. Two days ago, I let the rain drench it, and today I fell into the river again, which was all caused by Huo Qing.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
The villain takes revenge, from morning till night.
Xie Caijun quickly slipped away, and when he found a place where no one was, he took out his mobile phone and made a call. Who would have thought that the phone screen is black, and it can't even be turned on. He shook his hand and smashed the mobile phone, walked to the public phone next to him, dialed Qiao San's phone, and his voice was mixed with crying: "Third brother, you have to help me this time......"
You say, can you blame Huo Qing for this? Anyway, Huo Qing felt that he was quite innocent.
Seeing that it was almost dark, Huo Qing glanced at Lin Ying'er, and the two of them cleaned up, folding the table and stool and took away. The big iron pot that came in handy, but it was thrown away, and there was really no place to put it. The tea in the pot was almost all drunk. The business cards printed by Lin Yinger were also distributed, which can be regarded as a victory in the first battle.
Whether it works or not depends on tomorrow.
These people felt very regretful, how could they say that they would just leave? But now that it was so late, they were embarrassed to let Huo Qing give him free medical treatment, so someone asked: "You can't take this big iron pot with you anyway, can you sell it?"
Lin Ying'er hurriedly said: "I bought it from the market for more than 50 yuan......
"I'll give you 50 yuan, sell it to me. ”
"I'll give 80 yuan ......"
"I'm out of 120 ......"
These people, one after the other, even started an auction.
Lin Ying'er was happy and said loudly: "120 once, 120 twice, is there a price increase?"
Someone else shouted: "I'll give 150 ......"
Huo Qing stretched out his hand and pressed Lin Ying'er's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Since the big guy wants to buy this big iron pot of mine, then 50 yuan for this uncle, right? We see a doctor for free, how can we make money for the big guy because of a pot? If you really want to support me, go to the city exhibition center to find Cheng Yan and buy a few more packs of wild tea." ”
These people burst into laughter: "Haha, good, good. ”
In the high-end market of tea, there are West Lake Longjing, Dongting Biluochun, Huangshan Maofeng, Xinyang Maojian and other teas, if you want to compete with them, Shanye tea really does not have any advantages. Therefore, Shanye tea takes the low-end route, and a bag of tea is dozens of yuan. That's nothing at all for these people.
The big iron pot was moved, and someone came up with the idea of folding tables and stools. Later, Huo Qing and Lin Ying'er were left with a mountain bike, and they almost stripped off their clothes and bought them. It's better, it's convenient, it's lighter.
"Thank you for your support, I will come back for free when I have time. Huo Qing smiled.
"Good, good. ”
"Gone. ”
Huo Qing rode the mountain bike, Lin Ying'er naturally jumped into the back seat, casually hugged his waist, was very happy, and asked, "Huo Qing, today, I have done you a great favor." Tell me, how are you going to thank me?"
Huo Qing smiled: "As long as you don't let me sleep with you, everything else is fine." ”
"Who told you to sleep with? Lin Ying'er twisted it under his ribs, and said with a grin: "Tomorrow Saturday, I will rest, you take me to the city exhibition center together, let me see the sales scene of mountain wild tea." ”
"What's so nice about that......"
"Isn't there a lot of beautiful women there, are you afraid that I will disturb your good deeds? Don't worry, I promise not to mix with you and them. ”
"Not really. Huo Qing smiled bitterly, this girl's associations are too rich.
"That's it. ”
The two of them laughed and laughed, and suddenly, there was a panicked shout from the front. Several people hurried by, shouting, "Doctor, doctor, help." ”
In the blink of an eye, they had already run in front of Huo Qing and Lin Ying'er, blocking their way. Now, they can't leave even if they want to.
Lin Ying'er frowned and said, "What's the matter? We won't see a doctor today, we're going home." ”
One person said loudly: "This is a terrible thing, just now we were eating barbecue in the night market, and a friend suddenly fell unconscious, you go and take a look......"
"Let's go. ”
This is not a trivial matter, Huo Qing took the lead in running forward.
^_^ Don't forget to collect, flowers~