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Watching the live broadcast of the cross talk competition, countless people were dumbfounded!

"Teacher Zhang is ruthless!"

"Haha, these guys are going to be unlucky!"

"This annoys Mr. Zhang!"

"If Zhang Ye is a hooligan, no one in the sky and the world will be able to stop him!"

"Cow! Good scolding! Relieve your anger! There are so many bad things in society that haven't brought bad to the audience, why can't Mr. Zhang Ye say a cross talk? Are you going to live or die? ”

"Top Zhang Ye!"

"Speaking of my heart!"

……

Scene.

The audience was also very excited.

Zhang Ye said: "If cross talk can have such great power, then what missiles are being studied, what nuclear weapons are being studied, what army are you wanting, just get a basket of cross talk actors to talk about cross talk in the past, catch whoever and kill whom!" ”

The following applauds!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

Zhang Ye continued: "Some people always like to talk about vulgarity, which can show their elegance, the upper class says that people are vulgar, that is to pretend to be confused, experts and scholars say that people are vulgar, that is the east wind breaking...... I'm more broken than the east wind! In the laughter of the audience, he said: "Cross talk actors say that others are vulgar, this is envy!" Eat one's heart out! Hate! ”

Applause again!

"Hahaha!"

"Babble!!"

Those cross talk artists almost scolded their mothers!

The group of contestants who collectively boycotted Zhang Ye's cross talk contest were all angry!

Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "Only between peers is naked hatred. ”

Zhang Ye said: "I have a poem about the current situation in the cross talk world. ”

Yao Jiancai said: "You can read it." ”

Zhang Ye read: "Count nine midwinter and look forward to spring-light, and look forward to the sun......rise in the middle of the night" This little poem Zhang Ye said before, called Bapan, speaking of which, many audiences who have heard it have recited aloud together, Zhang Ye can't help but slow down the rhythm of the recitation, and read it with everyone!

Everyone: "Flower and moon look forward to a big money!" ”

Everyone: "Idle two-milk pan hooligan!" ”

Everyone: "The jackal who is alone in the night is looking forward to the female ghost!" ”

Ten people......

Fifty people......

One hundred people......

Everyone chanted, and this scene was quite spectacular!

"The single old man Pan Aunt!"

"I'm looking forward to winning awards for acting!"

In the last sentence, Zhang Ye shouted with everyone: "Say cross talk and look forward to it...... Die! Same! Yes! Then, everyone laughed wildly in tacit understanding, and the stage and the audience were so cooperative, and they had a lot of fun!

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Okay, this is too Qi!" ”

Zhang Ye's poem used to scold the literary world, it is very famous and catchy, many people can memorize it after reading it twice, which is why there is such a spectacular scene!

But Zhang Ye and the audience are having fun, but those people in the cross talk world are so angry that they almost bite, Zhang Ye, you-big-master! After you scolded us, you still have to scold us with the audience? You lack virtue in the five elements, you! These people too! What kind of coaxing are you making?

Zhang Ye said: "What is elegance? What is Vulgarity? ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Now many people on the Internet are also discussing this. ”

Zhang Ye said: "We have cross talk actors who say that listening to symphony is elegant and listening to Internet songs is vulgar. ”

"Hey." Yao Jiancai shook his head.

Zhang Ye: "Listen to the celebrities fake singing elegantly, and watch the original vulgarity on the Internet!" ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "This is troublesome." ”

Zhang Ye: "Look at the person-body-art-art is elegant, and the two of them say yellow-colored jokes vulgar!" Then he said: "Drink coffee elegantly, eat garlic...... Vulgar! ”

"Bah!"

The audience all laughed, of course they saw that yesterday Tang Dazhang and one of his apprentices said on the Internet that Zhang Ye's works were as vulgar as eating garlic!

Zhang Ye scolded: "The great man taught us to say...... him-cub! ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Which great man said this? ”

"My second uncle." Zhang Ye said.

"Good!"

"Hahaha!"

"it!"

The audience also scolded!

Zhang Ye said: "I repeat again, elegant, it's not pretended......" He scolded in an accentuated tone: "The grandson is pretending!" ”

Tang Dazhang was so angry that he wanted to leave!

Other cross talk actors are also the first time to see people who say this at the scene of the cross talk competition!

Zhang Ye scolded continuously: "There is that idle time, do you say that you can talk about tongue twisters and practice basic skills?" For cross talk, this is the right thing. ”

Yao Jiancai nodded: "That's right." ”

Zhang Ye became more and more interested the more he spoke, "I sometimes see them pretending to be angry with me, let's live a good life, what's wrong with the whole day?" As soon as he got on the bus, it was crowded like a sour pear, his face was green, and he had to beg to pull out an English newspaper in vain. Do you know you? ”

The audience laughed: "Hahaha! ”

Zhang Ye said: "The people on the side of the road are also talking, half Chinese-Mandarin, half English!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Really? ”

Zhang Ye: "Buying Apple is the same, hello, uncle, I'll take a look, is your Apple two dollars and seven catties?" His voice changed, "You've bought rotten apples, what do you have to say!" Net is this article! ”

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Yes." ”

Zhang Ye said: "And the one with a big yellow chain!" ”

Someone suddenly discovered that a cross talk actor in his forties in the front row brought a big gold chain today, which was clearly around his neck, this person is also one of the main forces to boycott Zhang Ye on Weibo, and he is very famous in the cross talk industry, no less qualified than Tang Dazhang, and is a senior member of the cross talk association.

Yao Jiancai asked, "Golden chain?" ”

Zhang Ye pouted: "Don't sweat, if you sweat, your vest will be dirty!" ”

Yao Jiancai sighed: "Faded? Isn't it golden? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Plastic, copper!" ”

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Okay, this is too copycat!" ”

The face of the cross talk actor with a gold chain at the bottom suddenly became the color of pork liver! I can't wait to spit out a mouthful of old blood! I didn't expect Zhang Ye to scold him!

Zhang Ye continued to scold: "There are still people, oops, I bought a shampoo, I have to go to the Hong Kong sand shop." Come on less! You don't have as much hair as Mr. Yao! ”

Yao Jiancai shaved his head because of the need for filming a while ago, and when he heard this, he was speechless and said, "Bald? What kind of hair are you washing! ”

Zhang Ye said: "That's what I'm talking about." ”

Looking down, there are three cross talk actors who have scolded Zhang Ye before who have no hair, and when they heard this, they almost rolled up their sleeves and beat people!

I don't know what the camera thinks, and I hit the camera over, maybe I knew that it wouldn't be live, so I subconsciously filmed it!

The expressions of the three bald cross talk actors suddenly appeared on the big screen!

When the audience saw it, they all laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

"Oops, I can't do it!"

Zhang Ye said indifferently: "There are still people whose pants are wet, so they don't tell them, oops, eating abalone and falling on it...... If you pee your pants, you say you pee your pants! ”

Yao Jiancai: "Huh! ”

Audience: "Poof! Hahahaha! ”

Zhang Ye said: "There is also that goods, as soon as the meal is finished here, I signed the order, and the waiter over there said: I'm sorry sir, I can't sign the order." Then I'll swipe the card ......" After a pause, Zhang Ye said disdainfully: "Which card do you drink a bowl of wontons and swipe it!" ”

Yao Jiancai was also happy: "It's not worth it." ”

Zhang Ye: "Purify this one with a big tail wolf!" Especially in our industry of cross talk, we demand this elegance and that elegance all day long. Wasn't it yesterday? The Chinese-Chinese crosstalk community is meeting again. ”

Yao Jiancai blinked and said, "They will be really diligent." ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "That's it, these people don't have a place to talk about cross talk, so there's only a meeting left!" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Where did you go to practice the basic skills?" ”

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye said: "Later, there was an expert, an expert in the cross talk industry, Xu Moumou. ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Experts don't dare to leave their full names? ”

Xu Moumou?

Crosstalk master Xu Wenxiang?

A lot of viewers were in high spirits!

Zhang Ye said: "He asked me to go to the house, and said, Comrade Xiao Zhang will go to the house and tell you what it means to be elegant and vulgar." It's not appropriate not to go, go for it. ”

Yao Jiancai said, "I have to go." ”

Zhang Ye said: "As soon as I entered the door, heh, there are still couplets hanging on the walls of people's houses, and the cultural atmosphere is very strong - the beach has been sleeping for two and a half years, and the waves hit me today." ”

Yao Jiancai was puzzled: "Oh? ”

Zhang Ye was surprised: "When I look, this is a king bastard!" ”

Thousands of spectators leaned back and laughed like crazy! Loss! What a loss!

After listening to Xu Wenxiang below, his body shook! The beard is blown up!

Other cross talk actors and artists also blew up! No way! Zhang Ye, you really dare to scold anyone! Master Xu, you dare to arrange it too??

Yao Jiancai sighed: "The expert is good at guessing a riddle." ”

Zhang Ye said: "There are still these two books on the desk at home, they are very profound, and they are only read by learned and elegant people. ”

Yao Jiancai asked, "What book?" ”

Zhang Ye snapped his fingers, "One is the Xinhua Dictionary." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded and said: "There is a university question in the dictionary, it is not easy to learn thoroughly, what about the second one?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "The second book is "How to Look Up the Dictionary"! ”

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Okay, this co-author can't even read a dictionary!" ”

Audience: "Poofhahaha! ”

Zhang Ye said without a rut: "Then the old artist began to teach me lessons, this, it must be elegant, it should not be vulgar, we play with the elegance of life, we don't want to be vulgar." After talking for a long time, I didn't even have a whole sentence, and at the end I said, ah, Xiao Zhang, don't be upset, you can not be silent, but we will silence you soon, we will write anonymous letters, we will make reports, we will, you know? ”

Make a small report?

Zhang Ye They were warned, isn't it because of this!

The audience roared, "Bah!! ”

The faces of people in the cross talk world have changed again!

Zhang Ye learned to speak: "The old artist also said seriously, you may not understand me, you don't understand me now, you scold me, after you understand me...... You're going to have to kill me! ”

Audience: "Hahahahaha! ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Hey, he also knows that he is hateful!" ”

Zhang Ye said: "People also say, let's work hard to be elegant, blindly pull up, and strive for the future, looking down from the moon, even the earth can't be seen, and I see this group of cross talk talking and space elegant!" ”

Last time, you could see the Great Wall!

This time your mother can't even see the earth?

Thousands of people in the stadium were already laughing!

Yao Jiancai also sighed: "The earth is gone?" These guys are really good enough to make a fuss. ”

Zhang Ye sighed and said: "After I came out, I said in my heart, these cross talk actors in China, one for every two people, there is absolutely no unjust, false and wrongful case!" ”