Chapter 1370 I'd rather be fat than thin
From beginning to end, Lin Zifeng hadn't reacted to where this fat man came from.
He had been in the Wizards for three days. I haven't seen this fat man.
"Damn old ghost, didn't you say that the quality of the things you invented are excellent? Why is this quality so poor? Lao Tzu didn't insert it twice this morning, and she actually broke it. I almost burned my little / Ding Ding into twists, do you know how much it hurts?"
The fat man's face was sad and angry, and his voice and color showed his painful feelings.
"This ......"
The old ghost picked up the crumpled and dried rubber paper, and found that there was a big hole in the bottom of the rubber paper.
However, when the old ghost saw the navel and nostrils of the rubber paper, he almost jumped to his feet and scolded in anger.
Pointing at the tip of the fat man's nose, he scolded fiercely: "Your uncle! You can do it below, you actually mess with her backyard? It's just a backyard, I didn't expect you to be a beast-hearted guy, and you won't even let go of her navel?
The old ghost is a great wonder of the Qishi Mansion, he not only cultivates to a high level, but also has a skillful technical work. He can invent a lot of new and quirky things on his own.
An inflatable and watered doll like this one is his latest product. Of course, this kind of thing has been invented in island countries for a long time. But he can make this thing much more advanced than the island nation.
It is precisely because of the appearance of this thing that it has begun to spread throughout the Qishi Mansion. After all, men, who doesn't have that experience of masturbating.
For everyone's needs, the sales of this doll are very amazing!
Sought-after goods.
As a result, this fat dead man exchanged his best disguise technique for the doll in the old ghost's hand.
The fat man's real name is 'fat outstanding'
When he was the fattest, he used to weigh more than 300 pounds.
Because he is often ridiculed and ridiculed by others, this slip often appears in his mouth: I would rather be fat than thin.
So he changed his original name to 'Fat Outstanding'
The biggest stunt is the disguise technique, but it's a pity for the figure. His disguise technique is basically a chicken rib. No matter how good the disguise technique is, without the cooperation of the body, it is just a clown wearing a mask......
"Uh, hehe, I didn't want to test your quality, so I wanted to see what it would be like to drill through another hole."
"I feel like your sister! You are so bad at my doll, you just had that arrogant attitude. I didn't spray you, I am worthy of you. Come on, come on, see for yourself, even your thin and soft nostrils you don't let go. Are you still human?"
The old ghost, whose eyes were blue with anger, handed the doll to him, and pointed to the place where it had been inserted.
"Uh...... Actually, old ghost, you know what? Actually, this doll you invented is really useful. If it weren't for me, I would be too anxious. It might be enough to make do. ”
"Make do with your face, didn't you tell me to learn the disguise technique? What about the disguise technique? Just like you said, put a little fat powder on your face, and then smear two little red flowers, this is the so-called disguise technique? You are so funny to you!"
"Don't say some things so clearly, okay. Since everyone knows it in their hearts and puts it in their hearts, what's so bad?"
The fat old man blushed. His eyes hurriedly skimmed to Lin Zifeng, and then he changed the topic, his eyes shining: "Hey, this little brother, have we met somewhere?"
"Nope. ”
Lin Zifeng directly denied it.
“……”
"But I seem to know you!"
The fat old face is black again, why doesn't this damn kid know how to cooperate.
"You know me, but I don't. Lin Zifeng still shook his head, the man who can break the doll still doesn't recognize it.
"I'm ¥#!%"
Why is this muddy boy so untroubled? If you cooperate with me, Lao Tzu will die!
"Well, you can continue to talk, I still have some, so I won't bother you. ”
Lin Zifeng couldn't stay anymore, since he couldn't get what he wanted from their mouths, it was no good to stay too much.
Wang Chongyang had already sent a message just now, and their Medicine King Hall was about to start the competition in two days.
I hope that in the afternoon two days from now, I will not be absent.
"Hey, boy, are you just leaving the Qishi Mansion so lightly?"
The old ghost shouted from behind.
"Are you going to escort me out?"
Lin Zifeng turned his head with a smile on his face.
"Then you'd better go by yourself. ”
“……”
One is more than a pit~
Just left Qishi Mansion, in order to avoid the guy surnamed Wang, Lin Zifeng didn't dare to leave through the gate.
After all, the Qishi Mansion also has its rules, and you are not allowed to leave the Qishi Mansion without consent, of course. Not everyone can get in.
"Stop!"
At this time, Lin Zifeng had just taken half a step out of the Qishi Mansion, and the damn old Wang Ba's voice came from behind him.
Really!
The surveillance of the Qishi Mansion is really strong, and it is so difficult to find a wall to climb over.
"Boy, it's only been two or three days. Why? I can't stay so soon, I want to go, right? I want to find a corner where no one is around, right?"
Wang Padan's cold and sneering voice was very harsh, and when he heard it, he knew that this product was a special person.
"Well, it's Elder Wang! I haven't seen you for a few days, and I'm still wondering if you're coming. It just so happened that I was idle today and had nothing to do, so I came out and walked around to see if I could chat with Mr. Wang and talk about my life ideals. ”
Lin Zifeng said with a smile.
"Talking about the ideal of life, who wants to talk to you about the ideal?" Wang Paedan glared, eager to step forward and slap him twice.
"Don't mind, everyone eats in the Northern Underworld family, you are too responsible. It's going to be embarrassing for everybody. Lin Zifeng turned around slowly, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and hurriedly stepped forward, walking up to him very flatteringly, with a sneer, hoping to use this thing to please this guy.
"I don't smoke. ”
"What about a candy?"
Lin Zifeng reached out and grabbed a handful of candy from his pocket, sneering.
“……”
was so angry that Lao Wang Ba almost didn't reach out to slap him.
"If you don't eat sugar, let's have a betel nut. ”
This thing is in front of the old king, who has turned black and green, and really looks left and right in his pocket.
Seeing his beautiful appearance, Lao Wang Ba gritted his teeth in anger, and really wanted to smoke him.
"Enough!"
Lao Wang Ba reached out and grabbed his collar, his eyes were red, and he stared at him angrily: "Boy, I don't care who is behind you to support you, but in Qishi Mansion, you can give Lao Tzu and me peace of mind, if you really want to do something under Lao Tzu's nose." I wouldn't mind breaking all your tendons!"
Giggle......
Lin Zifeng's hands were already clenched. He was completely sure that at such a close distance, he could kill the thing in front of him with one punch. But in the end, considering the big picture, he gradually let go.