Chapter 53: No matter how good-looking the ass is, it has to be used to ...... [Ask for Recommendation Votes]
The red duck looked at Jiang Zuo in a daze, it tilted its head and didn't know what Jiang Zuo meant, and then barked happily twice, cooperating with what its master said.
Red ducks are naturally intelligent and can understand the superficial words of human beings, and they have to learn if they are more profound.
Jiang Zuo looked at the duck and suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Are you male or female?"
"Gah?"
Well, Jiang Zuo doesn't understand duck language, as for letting him see it himself, this is a bit difficult.
He knew the male and female of many spirit beasts at a glance, and he could even tell them by their breath before.
Now that he doesn't have that ability, let him use the primitive method, and he won't be able to do this.
There was no way, Jiang Zuo took a photo and sent it to the group: "Does anyone know how to tell the gender of a duck?"
The red-blooded boy was the first to emerge: "Ducks, when did the dawn Daoyou still raise ducks?"
The seaside swordsman was shocked: "This duck..."
Silent Fairy: "What's wrong with this duck? It's very similar to yours?"
Seaside Swordsman: "No, it's very similar to the ugly duckling I raised when I was a child, I raised a yellow one at that time, but unfortunately I died early." However, when it comes to distinguishing what gender the duck is, it is said that it depends on how many holes there are in the butt. ”
The Red Blood Boy: "It seems that one is a female and two are male." ”
Xiao Xiaomo: "Wrong, right? One is male, and two are female." ”
Silent Fairy: "What if there isn't?"
Xiao Xiaomo: "It's impossible. ”
Liu Yiyi made an embarrassed expression: "How do I feel, this topic is a little sensitive?"
Silent Fairy: "What's so embarrassing, everyone is an adult." ”
June Snow: "I'm not an adult. ”
"Who are you fooling? I am taller than me, and I dare to say that I am not an adult. "Mo Yan Xianshan is very disdainful.
June Xue: "But adulthood doesn't have much to do with my body, and I'm about to become an adult." ”
The silent fairy made a glaring expression: "Fake, right?"
Liu Yiyi: "It's true. ”
"How is it possible, no matter how I look at it, I think she's not an underage child, is she reporting the wrong age?"
Jiang Zuo ignored the change in the topic of these people, but grabbed the red duck and began to open his butt to check.
Then Jiang Zuo nodded: "Well, no." ”
"Quack?" the duck had no idea what his master was thinking.
But it's uncomfortable to be caught.
The red duck struggled, never able to break away, and finally gave up.
Jiang Zuo took a photo of the duck's buttocks, and then posted it to the group: "I found it all over my body, but I didn't." ”
Xiao Xiaomo was shocked: "Really, how is it possible, there are no chrysanthemum creatures in this world?"
Chen Yi: "The legendary birth of a child is not **?"
Silent Fairy: "But if not, how can it? Could it be a disability? Do you want to heal it?"
At this time, the seaside swordsman said: "I heard some Taoist friends say that those who don't have chrysanthemums are likely to be high-level spirit beasts. ”
The Silent Word Fairy made an excited expression and said, "High-level spirit beasts don't need to shit, no matter how beautiful their butts are, they have to be used to shit, such as June Snow." ”
Seaside Swordsman: "......"
Red Blood Boy: "......"
Liu Yiyi: "......"
Xiao Xiaomo: "......"
......
The red-blooded boy made a silent expression: "The only demon cultivator in our group is already cold. ”
Jiang Zuo's head was full of black lines, and finally @ the seaside swordsman: "Fellow Daoist, then how to distinguish gender?"
Seaside swordsman: "I don't know, but why do you want to know your gender?"
Jiang Zuo subconsciously replied: "If the mother plans to let it have a few more, the male will raise it and blush it directly." ”
“......”
High-level spirit beast, it's boiled?
The high-level spirit beasts are just for eating? They don't lose face, do they?
At this time, the Silent Fairy sent another sentence: "The dawn boss can't eat it, the high-level spirit beasts don't have chrysanthemums, they must be a belly of, if you think about that picture, you definitely don't want to eat it." ”
Jiang Zuo's face was very unsightly, not to mention that he didn't feel it yet, but he felt very bad when he said it.
Sure enough, it's better to keep it for now, and then consider whether to eat it later.
The red duck looked at Jiang Zuo in confusion, but he didn't know that it had wandered around the ghost gate several times.
At this time, another message came from the group, which was from June Snow: "Dawn Daoyou, does this spirit beast have a name?
Silent Fairy: "It's hard to distinguish between male and female, what?"
The red-blooded boy was surprised: "Anyway, how did you recover so quickly?"
The Silent Fairy disdainful: "Who am I?" Demon Cultivator silently said, Nightmare Specialization, everything you saw just now is a nightmare disguise. How could I be cold. ”
In some ways, Silent Speech is indeed a genius.
The seaside swordsman said, "Speaking of names, how about being called Elizabeth?"
Silent Fairy: "It's not like that, it's still difficult to distinguish between male and female." ”
June snow: "How about calling Sanye? ”
Liu Yiyi: "It's red, or is it called red leaves?"
The Red Blood Boy: "The duck is called Momiji? ”
Xiao Xiaomo: "It's a vulgar name, I think it's still called red beans." ”
Chen Yi: "Why do you like to take feminine names? Can't you be domineering? For example, call Hong Aotian." ”
Yang Mu: "Do you want to call it Honghong?"
Liu Yu: "Why are the names you said so familiar to me?"
Watching the names in the group fly wildly, Jiang Zuo looked at the red duck and said, "Give you a name?"
The duck nodded quickly after hearing this, and seemed to understand.
Jiang Zuo thought for a moment and said directly: "In the future, it will be called sweet potato." ”
Then the duck kept nodding his head, as if he was quite satisfied.
After that, Jiang Zuo directly posted in the group: "It will be called sweet potato in the future." ”
"Sweet potato?" Fairy Silent Yan was surprised: "It turns out that the big guy still wants to eat it." The big guy asked you something, didn't you say you were going to visit the Holy Land stronghold last time, what happened?"
When he asked this question, Mo Yan's heart thumped.
June Snow and the Red-Blood Boy on the side looked at Mo Yan in surprise, and the Red-Blood Boy said, "What are you doing?"
Mo Yan looked aggrieved: "I'm curious, so I subconsciously asked." What now? Withdraw?"
"Do you think it's too late?"
"It's probably too late. ”
Jiang Zuo looked at Mo Yan's question, how to say it, probably knowing that the balanced glass cabinet had been stolen, and then he suspected that it was coming to his side.
After all, he said to look at it, and it didn't take long for things to be gone, and there was no problem if he didn't suspect it.
Jiang Zuo tapped a few keystrokes and replied, "You are right. ”
Seeing Jiang Zuo's reply, Mo Yan looked confused: "What does he mean?"
Xiao Xiaomo sighed: "What else do you mean, the big guy of Dawn made it clear that he took the thing." ”
"So what should I do? It's really none of my business, and you can't ask me for compensation. Mo Yan said.
The red-blooded boy was puzzled: "What do you say the Dawn Daoist is trying to do? In fact, with the ability displayed by the Dawn Breaker Daoist, a balanced glass cabinet is just a case, and it can't be done at all." ”