Chapter 099: **It's better to do it
Yang Zheng carried more than 100 taels of silver in his arms, found Peng Shuangshuang and went out together, and they each cleaned up and did have some male and female appearances, the eldest lady was wearing a green emerald cigarette shirt, a pleated skirt with scattered flowers and water mist and green grass, wearing a thin veil of emerald water, her skin was snow-white, her pretty face was blushing, her brows were slightly furrowed, she was slightly hesitant, and she couldn't say that she was good-looking.
Yang Zheng stared straight at the eldest lady in front of him, his eyes did not blink, and the saliva that flowed out was swallowed back by his very spineless grunt.
The eldest lady seemed to have immunity to his eyes, but her face turned red, gave him a white look, and snorted amorously: "Don't you leave-?"
"Go, go!" Yang Zheng agreed spinelessly.
The two left the Peng family's mansion and went directly to the market in the west of Hangzhou.
Peng's family is only more than two miles away from Hangzhou City, the two walk side by side, they are really handsome men, handsome women, a pair of talented and beautiful women, the eldest lady has been blushing, lowering her head and glancing at Yang Zheng from time to time in the corner of her eyes, seeing a smile on the corner of his mouth, with a smug look.
"You, what are you laughing at?" asked the eldest lady with a red face.
"Oh-?" Yang Zheng came back to his senses and said in amazement: "Is the eldest lady talking to me?"
The eldest lady was angry, glared at him fiercely, and said, "I only know you here, if I don't talk to you, who else can I talk to?"
"Then what did you just say?" Yang Zheng said with a smile: "Just talk, it's not a big deal, do you need to be so angry, this girl is really?"
The eldest lady looked at him, and she was even more angry in her heart, and she wanted to ignore him, but after all, she couldn't harden her heart, so she glanced at him and said, "I'm asking you, what were you laughing at just now?"
"What are you laughing at? Of course you remembered something funny?" Yang Zheng said with a smile.
The eldest lady suddenly became curious: "What funny things, can you tell me about them?"
"Tell you, isn't this good?" Yang Zheng looked at the eldest lady and refused.
"Hmph, what's the big deal if you don't say it?" the eldest lady snorted, her pretty face as cold as ice.
"This girl is good, she can be too angry!" Yang Zheng looked at her angry appearance, felt funny, leaned over cheekily, and said in a low voice: "Do you really want me to say?"
The eldest lady was just curious, and she didn't know anyone along the way, she just wanted to talk to people, not really wanted to listen, but when Yang Zheng asked like this, she didn't want to hear it, she also wanted to hear it, she bit her lip and glanced at him, and said "um" from her nose.
Yang Zheng said: "This is what you want to hear, don't blame me for not listening for a while?"
The eldest lady knew a little bit about his character, and when she saw him say this, she knew that it was not a good thing, so she hesitated slightly, and said, "If you want to say it, forget it?"
Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing, I just remembered a story, I thought it was funny, so I laughed twice, I didn't want to be seen by the eldest lady, sin, sin!"
The eldest lady said that she didn't want to hear it, but in fact, Fang Xin had already been moved, and when she heard that it was a story, she put her heart at ease, turned her head and said, "Yes, what is the story?"
Yang Zheng said: "Birds and beasts are not as good, novelty, right?"
"It's not as good as a beast!" the eldest lady read, her pretty face blushed slightly, and she whispered "um", "Is it good?"
Yang Zheng said: "Of course, just look at the secret laughter I just had?"
The eldest lady was a little hesitant, the sixth sense of the daughter's family is stronger than that of the man, with the feeling, this story must not be so good, but the words "beasts are inferior" are really extremely strong, and she groaned slightly: "Can you tell me about it?"
Yang Zheng was trying to enliven the atmosphere, so as not to be embarrassed along the way, and when he saw that the eldest lady wanted to hear it, he smiled and said: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew each other and fell in love. One day, they met on a trip, and when it rained heavily, they went to an empty house to take shelter from the rain and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. “
The eldest lady nodded when she heard this: "Fortunately, this story is not as unbearable as I thought, I think it should be the story of a talented and beautiful woman, right?"
"The young lady took pity on the son, so she shamefully invited the son to sleep in the same bed, but in the middle of the pillow, wrote a note, saying, 'Those who cross the line, the beasts are also'. The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. ”
Hearing this, the eldest lady's face was a little flushed, she glanced at Yang Zheng, and said angrily: "You are a good family and let you tell stories, but you are biased to say something that is not serious?"
Yang Zheng smiled and said, "What's wrong with this, what a decent gentleman you listen to that scholar?"
The eldest lady said: "That son abides by the law of etiquette, isn't it?"
Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Okay, of course it's good, it's a pity, when I speak, people may not say it's good?"
The eldest lady was stunned and looked at him blankly.
Yang Zheng didn't say much, and continued: "The next morning, the young lady woke up and didn't say a word, but she was gone!"
The eldest lady was stunned and said, "Why is this?"
Yang Zheng smiled and said, "Of course I'm angry!"
The eldest lady blushed and said angrily, "Are you talking nonsense?"
Yang Zheng said: "The young lady left a note when she left. There are seven big characters in the book, 'Thou shalt not even be as good as a beast'. ”