&1t;/p>

"You're getting a nosebleed! Less Poor! Thangka threw out a sentence, "Answer quickly, did you bring cotton balls?" Bandage to stop bleeding, or to avoid gunshots blocking ears, it's fine! ”&1t;/p>

"Alas!" The manticore sighed, "You also said that you didn't learn to snipe, I think, you can be a sniper instructor!" For us snipers, preparing cotton balls is the same as preparing life-saving ropes. Say, what do you want cotton balls for? ”&1t;/p>

"Am I still talking about this?" Thangka didn't smile, "Look again, do you have cigarettes on your body?" ”&1t;/p>

The manticore seemed to realize something: "No, I don't smoke again!" ”&1t;/p>

"I'm pumping! All right? Thangka let out a low roar, "Tell me, is there any?" ”&1t;/p>

"You smoke? How come I've never seen you smoke? The manticore tiger muttered, "I've saved a few of them, and I'm going to use them when I can't lift my eyelids." ”&1t;/p>

"Bring it!" Thangka couldn't help but say. &1t;/p>

"Yes!" Although the scorpion tiger was reluctant, he did not dare to disobey him, took out a cigarette, and threw it over. &1t;/p>

"Where's the fire!" Thangka took the cigarette and asked without raising his head, "Can you serve it properly?" ”&1t;/p>

"Good, good! Service in place! The mantico tiger was helpless, so he took out a windproof zippo lighter and threw it over. &1t;/p>

Thangka caught it with a smile and lit the cigarette: "Okay! It's still zippo, and the grade is good! ”&1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger smiled: "No way! Snipers can't go out with gas, for fear of exploding. It can only be both windproof and waterproof, and at present, we have in addition to specialized military brands. That's it! ”&1t;/p>

"Good!" Thangka pursed his lips, "I've praised you for your taste, if you can, don't pretend anymore!" Okay, okay, you just keep making do! ”&1t;/p>

With that, barely having any gaps, he threw the zippo lighter into the air. &1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger was startled and hurriedly reached out to grab it. &1t;/p>

"Hey, hey!" Thangka laughed, and with a flick of his fingers, he seemed to be using the strength of "snapping his fingers". &1t;/p>

This time, the scorpion tiger, who was holding a telescope in one hand and desperately trying to reach the zippo lighter with the other, was also completely shocked, and his eyes were wide. &1t;/p>

It turned out that what came out of this little uncle's hand was not a marble or something, but the cigarette he had lit just now. &1t;/p>

Moreover, I don't know if he did it intentionally, or by chance, this lit cigarette came straight to the center of the scorpion tiger's eyebrows. If you can't dodge it, even if you don't hurt your eyes, you will have to burn off a piece of your eyebrows. &1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger was surprised, but he vaguely guessed that this little uncle was deliberate, maybe he was lucky to climb and win himself just now, and the more he played, the more he played, the more he wanted to try his coordination of two things. &1t;/p>

Just give it a try! I've been losing for a while, and I can't afford to lose again! &1t;/p>

Although this little uncle is just getting started, it is unfathomable, but he must not be flattened. &1t;/p>

Thinking of this, the scorpion tiger has already taken out the housekeeping skills and used all the strength to eat. With one hand still holding the binoculars, the other hand grabbed the beloved zippo lighter, and in the face of the "fire smoke" that was about to eject, he leaned to one side, and then bit the filter with his mouth. &1t;/p>

A series of actions, all in one go. &1t;/p>

"Okay!" Thangka smiled and clapped, "Not bad! Not bad! It seems that I, Senior Brother Li Jin, usually work you. Especially the moment when I leaned over and bit the cigarette holder just now, it was very exciting! However, I think this action is so familiar. This sideways biting action is the same as the way I trained my family to bite the ball when I was a child! ”&1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger took a few puffs of cigarette and gasped for breath, but he didn't want to, he inhaled too hard in one breath, was choked, and coughed loudly. &1t;/p>

"Yes!" Thangka smiled and said, "The breath is still not uniform enough, if your master sees it, you still have to find faults!" ”&1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger kept shaking his head, and finally panted evenly, and said, "Uncle Xiao, your eyes are too poisonous." Today, I can finally accuse you of Master Renjiao's crimes. In fact, before he became the king of guns in the southwest, he was an explosion-proof soldier responsible for training police dogs. Don't you know, this dog is like his life, more expensive than our four disciples. He has a Labrador named Little D, just like his own son. Later, Little D was too old to be a police dog. He was reluctant, so he changed his career from an explosion-proof soldier to a special police officer. After becoming the king of the southwest gun, he accepted four of our apprentices. Although this Labrador can't be a police dog at this time, he is still very agile. Master gave us a rank and asked all four of us to learn from him. So, the action you saw just now was really learned from Little D when he was holding a ball. At that time, Master smoked cigarettes, and at first he was quite merciful and didn't light a fire and play it in our faces. Later, it was ruthless, just like you, and it was played in the face. Where have we seen this, we have all been burned to this red and purple. As a result, the master said that you are not as good as Xiao D, learn how to hold a ball, and you will learn how to dodge cigarettes! ”&1t;/p>

"Hahaha!" Thangka smiled and bent over, "So, I really have a tacit understanding with your master?" ”&1t;/p>

"Not really!" The scorpion tiger took the cigarette in his hand and took a hard puff, "Don't you know, the moment you threw the cigarette butt just now was really like when the master was young, I really thought that time had traveled back in time!" ”&1t;/p>

"Interesting!" Thangka smiled, "I really improvised it just now, but I didn't expect you to find the feeling of the past." Well, after completing this task, I'll go back and ask Lao Li if this is really the case. Then let's have a game of playing cigarette butts and then butting cigarette butts, and then the four of you, by the way, plus Xiao D as the referee, how about it? ”&1t;/p>

When the scorpion tiger heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little sentimental: "Xiao D is no longer there." However, Master said that the four of us and Little D are actually five people. Xiao D is the senior brother, the tyrannosaurus is second, I am the third, the spirit leopard is the fourth, and the green snake is the fifth! ”&1t;/p>

"Okay!" Thangka saw a little tear surging in the eyes of the scorpion tiger, and he couldn't help but be moved, "Since I am your little uncle, then I also have to call this little D an uncle and nephew." After that, take me to put some incense on its grave. ”&1t;/p>

"Yes! Thank you, Uncle Xiao! The manticore snorted and held back tears. &1t;/p>

"That's it! Let's talk about these things later! Thangka cleared his throat, "Look at you, and say you don't smoke." Look, how skillful this smoking is. Other people's cigarette butts have been extinguished long ago when they smoke to your extent, and you, at least you can take a few more puffs, and you are not afraid of burning your fingers! ”&1t;/p>

"Yes, yes, yes!" The scorpion tiger laughed with him, "This was originally a cigarette to honor you, and you bounced it back for me." As soon as I was greedy, I smoked until I was left with a cigarette fart. Why don't I get you another one? ”&1t;/p>

"No need! Leave it to yourself! Thangka shook his head. &1t;/p>

The scorpion tiger came over: "Uncle Xiao, don't be angry! I was just afraid that you would say that I smoke, so I lied. Actually, I have several bags with me. Come on, come on, I'll give you another one! ”&1t;/p>

After speaking, without waiting for Thangka to approve or disagree, the scorpion tiger quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it with a "snap". &1t;/p>

Thangka smiled and waved his hand: "I really don't smoke!" ”&1t;/p>

This time, it was the turn of the scorpion tiger to be surprised: "You don't smoke, but didn't you take the initiative to ask me for a cigarette just now?" ”&1t;/p>

Thangka smiled: "I just asked you for you, I'm afraid that you will be in front of me, I won't be embarrassed to smoke!" ”&1t;/p>

"This ......" the scorpion tiger froze in place, indicating that his brain was a little unable to keep up. &1t;/p>

"That's it!" Thangka snorted outside the door and ordered, "Now, plug your ears with cotton balls, then get out of this iron gate, close the door, and stand outside and smoke a cigarette." When I open the iron door, you will come in!" ”&1t;/p>

"Uncle Xiao, who are you?" The scorpion tiger opened its mouth wide, puzzled. &1t;/p>

"Stupid!" Thangka scolded, "You just realized that what I said here is a very confidential matter. You're listening here with your ears pricked up, and it's obviously inappropriate. Even if you deliberately put yourself in the ignore mode, one ear is close and the other ear is out, it is inevitable that you will be suspicious. Instead of that, you might as well plug your ears and go out for a cigarette. In this way, even if what I said is really leaked in the future, it will definitely not be held accountable to you, how good! ”&1t;/p>

"Oh oh oh!" The scorpion tiger woke up like a dream, "Oops! Uncle Xiao, if you had said that I would have gone out, I would have gone out, so why bother to test me with these questions? ”&1t;/p>

Thangka smiled: "I don't want to test you either, but you kid just don't go to the Tao." I asked you if you brought cotton balls, and you said that your nose didn't bleed, so you didn't. Asked if you don't smoke or not, you say you don't smoke and you don't smoke on your body. As a result, trying you like this not only revealed your prototype, but also made me understand that you have a real big brother, isn't it good? ”&1t;/p>

"Okay!" The scorpion tiger smiled bitterly and put the second cigarette he had lit just now in his mouth, "Uncle Xiao, then you call slowly, I'm going out to smoke." Don't worry, I have several packs on me, one by one slowly pumping, wait until you finish calling, and then call me! ”&1t;/p>

"Go ahead! Where is so much nonsense! Thangka raised his foot and kicked it, and the manticore hurriedly ducked out. &1t;/p>

"You kid, you're still too tender!" Thangka whispered at this time, "Those of them, although most of their attention is focused on Zhang Jiming and their regular soldiers, but even so, on our side, we still try not to find trouble." If you think about it, the time we came in was not short. If you stay any longer, you will inevitably arouse suspicion. However, if you go out and smoke a few cigarettes, the effect will be different! ”&1t;/p>

"Oops! Stop! That's true! "The scorpion tiger is thorough," the two maintenance workers came to the top floor of the water tower, and if they didn't come out for more than half a day, it would definitely arouse their suspicions. However, as long as they go out to smoke a cigarette on the way and breathe or something, it is in line with their role positioning. Coming here is to be passive and slacking, and it can be delayed for a while. Anyway, when I went up to such a high place, the people below were embarrassed to urge. Just seize the opportunity to grind for a while! ”&1t;/p>

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