Chapter 527: Shooting at Each Other [Fifth Shift: Sitting on the windowsill and watching the typhoon]
"Come on, let's see what heroes are on both sides. ”
Lu Xiaobu finally began to do the work of commentary: "Well, the purple square banned out Dema, Debang, and the prince. Hey, the three brothers in the grass have all been killed!Could it be that the blue side has some psychological shadow on the manipulation?!
Hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, everyone was stunned at first.
Knowing the difficulty?!
Then the hall burst into laughter.
"6666, know the man and go up!"
"This has been!"
"Hahaha, Lu Xiaobu's is really dirty!"
"Three big men!"
"Is that a man on a man!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
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"Hey, don't look at the purple side's ban's strong selection, the blue side is not far behind! Ban three nurses on the backhand, what does this mean?! This is a resolute indication that their men should be on the attitude of men!"
Lu Xiaobu is full of harassy words, crackling!
The audience clutched their stomachs and laughed!
"I'll go!
"Ban nanny?!Men should be men!?"
"The front is tough!"
"Hahaha!
"Lu Xiaobu's explanation is really interesting!"
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"Okay, don't make a fuss, let's talk about the meaning of the ban election between the two sides!" Lu Xiaobu got back to business: "Everyone also knows that the opening match we are having now is an entertainment game, not an official game, so everyone's ban selection is relatively casual." ”
"Because what! That's because they're all the first to fight, and they're not so familiar with their opponents, so if they ban any opponent or their own heroes, and maybe expose something, it's not good for them in the future!"
"So, instead of that, it's not just a random choice!"
"Of course, don't think that they can't play well because they can't play well, it's not there! This is the opening game, it's the first game, and they're going to play a great game. ”
"You ask why?!That's because I'm here!You say that if they don't fight well, my temper will come up, go up and give them a beating, do you think they can stand it!?"
Lu Xiaobu's mouth kept chattering, and he told everyone the true intention of the two sides to ban the election in humorous language.
Listening to Lu Xiaobu's explanation, the audience nodded one after another.
"That's right, that's it, although the opening tournament is actually a very special existence, especially in our national competition, they have to play beautifully, but they can't expose their tactics and strongest heroes, so it's very difficult. ”
"I was a little confused just now, but now I understand!
"The best thing should be Lu Xiaobu! Don't you think?! Lu Xiaobu's explanation is so peaceful, but there are people who can listen to it!"
"That's right, those well-known foreign commentators can't do this, right?"
"Have you noticed that in the past, when watching the game, no matter how good the commentary was, they were just an auxiliary existence, and our eyes would still be attracted by the game itself! However, today, it is different in Lu Xiaobu, when he speaks, our eyes will involuntarily stay on him, and listen to him seriously! This is very scary!"
"That's right, that's right, as soon as Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth, my ears naturally pricked up, and I listened to Lu Xiaobu's explanation seriously, Lu Xiaobu's voice was really good!"
"yes, it's glamorous!"
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Not only them, but even many foreigners, although their Chinese proficiency is not strong, they still can't help but listen to Lu Xiaobu's words and seriously think about the meaning.
"That's a good explanation!"
"Yes, I, a foreigner, understand!"
"That's the real story!"
"That's right, that's what a good commentary should look like!"
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That's the scary thing about the charm attribute.
As the brightest star in the night sky, Lu Xiaobu's every move attracts everyone's attention.
Everyone should know that when listening to people, what you pay attention to and what you hear when you don't pay attention are almost two different concepts.
For example, if a very funny joke is put in a mouth that will not be seriously spoken, the joke will become a cold joke!
Because, no one will appreciate it, or want to appreciate it!
And the existence of the commentary as an auxiliary game, it is the kind of existence that will not be seriously obeyed, so the usual sense of existence is not so strong!
However, Lu Xiaobu's charismatic attributes made them have to listen carefully and appreciate the meaning and laughter seriously!
This makes Lu Xiaobu's explanation, which may not be so good, become exciting!
And while the audience was talking, the game officially began.
Both sides controlled the hero to the middle of the river and danced.
"Tut-tut, did you see it? Dance! Do you know when animals dance?! That's the time for courtship! In short, it's coming to me!
Lu Xiaobu explained with a wicked smile: "Actually, it's not just animals, even we humans often do the same thing!"
"For example, the girls in the bar, and the boys who pretend to be handsome, what are they going to do?! Are they going to drink?!
The audience really listened and had fun.
"Lu Xiaobu, you're too bad, but I like it!hahahaha!"
"People's bows and salutes to show respect, and you say it's a courtship dance!"
"It seems that Young Master Xiaobu, you still can't let go of the idea of knowing a man!"
"Hahaha, the dirtiest commentary in history!"
“66666!”
"Is the game good or not, put it aside first, it's over, absolutely 666!"
"Who said that our young master Xiaobu can't do a good job of explaining?!"
"That's it, what about the sticks? Why don't you speak!"
"Slap you in the face!"
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The faces of the people in the country of sticks are indeed not very good-looking.
They really didn't expect Lu Xiaobu's opening ability to be so good, his personal charm would be so high, and he attracted everyone's attention as soon as he spoke!
Looking at the commentary of their stick country, absolutely no one can do this.
However, they came with the idea of nitpicking and picking bones in eggs, how could they easily admit defeat!?"
"It's about to start, and then it's time to test the real commentary skills!"
"It's just, this kind of bells and whistles is useless!"
"A commentary must have real skills!"
"That's right! That's right!"
"Sit back and wait for Lu Xiaobu to make a fool of himself!"
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