"Don't give up yet!" Thangka smiled slightly: "That's good! Next, I will complete each plan according to the poem just now! Listen, if I get a word wrong, I'll lose, okay? ”

The turkey stretched out his hands and spread all his fingers: "Good! The big husband has a word, and the horse is hard to chase! I'm counting! ”

"Good!" Thangka smiled and said, "The golden cicada sheds its shell, throws bricks and leads jade, borrows a knife to kill, waits for work, captures the thief and captures the king, robs while the fire is burning, and closes the door to catch the thief." Fishing in troubled waters, fighting grass and scaring snakes, hiding from the sky and crossing the sea, counter-plotting, hiding knives in laughter, taking sheep by hand, adjusting the tiger from the mountain, Li Dai Tao stiff, pointing at the mulberry and scolding the Huai, and watching the fire from the other side. Flowers bloom on the tree, secretly cross the Chen Cang, go to the top, fake idiocy is not crazy, want to capture the old indulgence, draw salary at the bottom of the kettle, empty city plan, bitter meat plan, long-distance close attack, anti-guest-based. Go to the house to draw ladders, steal beams and change pillars, make something out of nothing, beauty schemes, borrow corpses to return the soul, attack the east and west, encircle Wei to save Zhao, serial schemes, and fake ways. ”

It's also funny, every time Thangka says a plan, the turkey's face turns a little pale. So, although he has been counting the names of the thangka with his fingers crossed. However, the Tyrannosaurus and Green Snake in the hut could be seen very clearly through the sniper eyepiece, and the fingers of the turkey trembled slightly every time they counted one.

This shows that the turkey has been completely panicked, and he never imagined that this thangka could actually tell the entire "Thirty-six Strategies" as if it were a treasure.

In fact, when the turkey raised his hands just now to count, he knew that he was strong on the inside, strong on the outside, and strong on the outside. Not for anything else, just because when the poem popped out of the mouth of this little master Tang, he was already lost.

Now, this thangka is true, and he has driven himself to a dead end. When he said the last "false way", he also declared his complete failure.

At this time, the "second general" standing aside, the old company commander and the old squad leader, couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

What surprised them was not just that the thangka recited each name word for word, but that the thangka deliberately paused in the middle when reciting the names. And every pause is based on the "poem of taking words" just now.

For example, in the sentence "to capture the thief", when Thangka said "borrow a knife to kill, wait for work, capture the thief and capture the king, rob while the fire is burning, and close the door to catch the thief", he deliberately paused and kept the poem from the word

I know what it is, and I know why it is. It seems that this is the most terrifying thing about this little master Tang.

In fact, this is also realized by turkeys, who have worked hard to have good cultural knowledge. Because of this, this guy who tried to gamble heavily in the "Wenbi" link began to lament that "opportunism" had no effect on Thangka.

At this time, looking at Thangka again, it was a very calm state, quietly looking at the dejected turkey.

"Good! It's so exciting! The old company commander and the old squad leader clapped vigorously, only the turkey drooped his head, and finally clapped his hands symbolically.

"Turkey, what do you say?" The old company commander asked with a smile.

The turkey bowed his head and responded: "This Wenbi, I lost, convinced!" ”

"Good!" The old squad leader raised his voice, "Then let's go ahead and compete in the next one, shall we?" ”

"Okay!" The turkey raised his head and stared at Thangka's eyes, "Just now, our little master has already drawn the way, so let's move on to the next one!" Little master, if I'm not mistaken, the last time you said it was pure Wenbi. So what about the next one, is it time for a pure martial arts competition? ”

"Turkey!" The old company commander and the old squad leader drank at the same time, but after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong with the turkey saying this, so they didn't continue to reprimand.

At this time, he looked at Thangka again, and there was a faint smile on his face: "Turkey is right!" Since it was a pure martial arts competition just now, then of course it should be a pure martial arts competition next, right? ”

"That's what it means!" The turkey grabbed the words directly, "Then let's get started!" ”

"Good!" Thangka nodded, and the conversation changed, "However, I have to make a statement beforehand. After all, I am a pen, and there must be a fundamental gap between me and the turkey who was originally born in martial arts. So, if you want to say that there are no rules now, and there is kickboxing on the spot, I am definitely not a match for Turkey. Am I right, turkey? ”

The turkey was stunned for a moment, and then smiled proudly: "I can't see it, little master, you are quite self-aware!" ”

Thangka smiled slightly: "It's not a bad thing to have self-knowledge!" Well, I'll tell you the truth, before I came here, I had an undisclosed battle with your old company commander! ”

This time, it was the turkey's turn to be taken aback: "You, with my master, use martial arts?" ”

Thangka nodded: "Yes! It's the way to press your hands on your shoulders and see if you can break free within ten moves! ”

"Oh?" Turkey was slightly surprised, "So, you just won my master, so you want to use this method to win me again?" ”

Before Thangka could answer, the old company commander on the side was already stunned at this time, and he didn't know why Thangka would tell this tacit "secret".

If this is said, doesn't it mean that the competition for a while is suspected of "revealing stuffing"?

You know, once the stuffing is exposed, there is a good chance that the turkey will not agree. Even if you agree, you will take precautions in your heart, and it is hard to say whether Thangka will be able to keep his whole body out of ten moves for a while!

Sure enough, an imperceptible smile appeared on the turkey's face.

Unexpectedly, Thangka didn't even see it, and proposed a solution that surprised everyone!

"To tell you the truth, Turkey, I do think so! However, you have just responded very frankly to what I said. So, I'm not going to take advantage of you anymore, right? ”

At this moment, even the turkey was very surprised, and he couldn't laugh anymore, his mouth was wide open, and so were his eyes.

Thangka smiled: "What, when I say this, does it make you feel like I'm breaking the jar?" ”

"No, no, no!" Turkey's heart seemed to be greatly shaken, so he glanced at the old company commander and the old squad leader, and said, "Little Master Tang is a refreshing person!" Say, how do you want to compare? ”

Thangka stopped the old company commander and the old squad leader's "stop suggestion" with his eyes, and said with a faint smile: "Although we can't beat you, let's compete more thoroughly." You see if this will work, I don't want to put my palm on your shoulder, it's not fair to press you from the beginning. Let's start fighting like this, similar to free fighting, but until the point is reached, you can't be injured or disabled, and it's limited to 30 moves, how about it? ”

"Kickboxing?" Turkey couldn't believe his ears, "You mean, we're just going to let go right here?" ”

"That's what it means!" Thangka laughed, "Or, to put it another way." It's you who come to hit me, I'm hiding everywhere, let's be within the range of this room, see if you can hit me within thirty moves? ”

"Oh?" The turkey suddenly became interested, "I heard you right, right?" It's such a big room, I can't beat you within 30 moves, this is too underestimate me, right? ”

The old company commander gave a different opinion at this time: "I think, this is still not appropriate, this room is still quite open, if you let go of such a fight, in case of accidental injury, it will not be good!" ”

"Haha! Are you worried about hurting me or him? Thangka laughed, "Of course, I also know that this is the kindness of the two of you. Whether this guy can hurt me by mistake or not, that's the duty of the two of you! By the way, didn't I bring a bodyguard with me, don't worry! ”

The old company commander and the old squad leader glanced at Li Jinfa at the door, and still felt that it was not appropriate. Thangka smiled and signaled that they were all right, and asked them to stand on the side to make room for the big space.

"Oh?" The turkey was a little surprised, but he had already begun to fold his fingers and was eager to try, "Since Mr. Tang is so confident, let's start?" ”

"Good!" Thangka responded, "We've agreed on the rules just now, no problem, right?" ”

"No problem!" The turkey was full of conceit, "Since the rules have been set, let's follow the rules!" Don't worry, until the point, I won't be able to hurt you by mistake! If I hurt you by mistake, I'll give you my head! ”

"Ho!" Thangka smiled, "It seems that it's not me who is confident, but you!" I want to ask more, the rule we just talked about is for you to chase me and see if you can hit me, right? ”

"That's right!" The turkey was stunned, "Didn't you say it all?" ”

A gleam shot out of Thangka's eyes: "What if you didn't hit me, but I hit you?" ”

"Can you still hit me?" The turkey looked confused, and it took a long time to react, "It seems that the most confident person is indeed you and not me!" If you can hit me, of course I'll lose! ”

"Okay!" Thangka laughed, "It's kind of interesting!" In this way, the two of us are two wins in three games, that is, you chase me first, and I hide; Then I chase you, and you hide; Finally, they chase and dodge each other. Or just win one game at a time, directly chase each other and dodge each other, just like tearing a famous brand, to see who hits who first, even if it wins, who is hit first, even if it loses. You pick one of these two comparisons! ”

"Ho-ho!" The turkey was excited, "The more I talk, the more interesting it gets!" Personally, I think this one-game one-game win is more interesting! However, there is a detail here, that is, if you fight for a while, it is really difficult to judge who will hit who first. So, since you just mentioned tearing the brand, let's just come to the competition to tear the brand! ”

Thangka smiled: "I'm happy to accompany you!" ”

As a result, such a scene of the decisive victory of the relationship "martial arts competition" turned into a "tearing off famous brand" competition that became popular all over the country because of the entertainment program "Running Man".

Does this also illustrate from one side that everything is entertainment, and the spirit of entertainment is infinite?

Thangka clapped his hands, and Lao Fu in the hut hurriedly asked people to prepare name brands and vests.

The four major snipers such as the Tyrannosaurus looked at each other at this time, and they didn't know if they would continue to wait for such a very entertaining scene next.