"Really?" Lao Fu paused slightly, probably thinking that the usual way for Thangka to deal with this kind of affairs has always been "the opposite", so this Director Fu also learned and used it, and came up with a series of rhetorical questions, "How long have you two been searching?" Have you searched every place? Undergarments? Outerwear? Panties? Outerpants? If you don't find it, shouldn't you search both of you inside and out? ”

"This ......," the tall and short man's eyes widened at the same time, "Fu Ju, it's not appropriate to do this, right?" ”

"What's inappropriate?" Lao Fu asked rhetorically, "If there is really a situation of losing fans, such a small packet, as long as 50 grams, is enough to sentence more than 15 years in prison, life imprisonment or death." So, you'll have to search carefully. If there is a situation of splitting the packets, soaking in the solution, etc., it is possible. You won't be because we haven't had fans in Xijing for many years, and even the search technology will be wasted, right? ”

"We ......," the tall man stopped talking.

"How?" Lao Fu raised his eyebrows, "You two don't want to do the search, do you want me to do it myself?" Otherwise, list this matter as a major case and let Captain Jiang search for it? ”

"Don't, don't!" The two panicked, hurriedly stretched out their hands to stop each other, in order to hide their uneasiness, they took the method of diverting their attention, and deliberately nodded at the anti-drug plainclothes of the provincial department next to them, "Fu Bureau, I won't tell you, we are still very cautious about the matter of starting to search, and we must ask to maintain enough respect for the so-called suspects." Therefore, this person, who claims to be the anti-narcotics brigade of the provincial department, also wants to start searching, but we don't agree! ”

"Oh?" Lao Fu didn't pick up the words of the two, but turned to the anti-narcotics plainclothes, "From the anti-narcotics brigade of the provincial department, Miliqi is your leader?" ”

"Yes!" The anti-narcotics plainclothes of the provincial department came over and saluted and shook hands with Lao Fu, "It's good to pay the bureau, I always heard our Mi Brigade mention you!" ”

"Hmm!" Lao Fu nodded, "This old boy, I heard that there have been adjustments in the past few days?" ”

Anti-drug plainclothes were slightly surprised: "Your news is really fast!" The hall has just announced that our Jiang Brigade is ready to be transferred to the department, and now the Mi Brigade is presiding over the work of the team, and it is estimated that there will be a year and a half of it, and this leader will be able to sit firmly! ”

"It's progressing fast!" Lao Fu said with a smile, "Think about back then, when this kid slept on my upper bunk, he still couldn't urinate on the kang and talk in his sleep!" ”

The anti-drug plainclothes smiled: "I always thought that you were just familiar with him because of your work, but it turns out that you two are brothers in the bunk beds in the police academy!" ”

"That's right! Aren't they brothers? Lao Fu laughed in a rough voice, and finally asked, "By the way, I heard Lao Mi say that everyone in the anti-drug brigade of your provincial department has a nickname, what is your name?" ”

"Our rice brigade really told you everything?" Anti-drug plainclothes smiled a little embarrassedly, "Little brother is not talented, because he grew up in the mountains, he likes to catch a little bird or roe deer when he has nothing to do, so his hearing is not bad." That's why the team calls me Shunfeng. ”

"Downwind ears?" Thangka and Luo Qing were both shocked when they heard this, and looked at each other, but they quickly reacted, especially Thangka, and finally figured out why this guy's hearing was so amazing. It turned out to be due to the natural talent and the environment since childhood, so it's no wonder!

Looking at Lao Fu again, he couldn't stop laughing at this time: "Shunfeng ear!" Uh-huh, this is good! With a little bit of wind and grass, you can do it clearly, which is amazing! By the way, you old rice, what is your nickname in the team? ”

Suddenly, the scene was silent.

Not to mention, Lao Fu's hand of "Flying Flower Reversal" is still beautiful, looking like greetings, talking to each other from strange to familiar. However, since the nickname was asked, there were actually two very powerful killer moves.

First, ask for your nickname first. Aren't you a person who claims to be the anti-narcotics brigade of the provincial department, then you must abide by the rule that everyone has a nickname, right? If you can't even answer this, or hesitate a little, then it's obviously false.

Second, ask Milic's nickname again. That's the best. Milic and Lao Fu are brothers who sleep on bunk beds, and they can't be more familiar with each other. Saying each other's nicknames couldn't be easier.

Unless, this Mi Liqi's nickname in the anti-drug brigade of the provincial department was taken later, which was different from what Lao Fu originally called in school. However, even if it was taken after going to the provincial office, it is impossible not to know about the iron-clad relationship between Lao Fu and Miliqi. Besides, a person's nickname is often called for many years, and it is difficult to change it if you want to.

So, everyone looked at this anti-drug plainclothes to see if he hesitated or couldn't answer.

Among them, the happiest is the tall and short big-brimmed hat. I thought that after the payment bureau came, the two of them would be criticized to the fullest. However, now it seems that the Fu Bureau also has an attitude of disbelief in the anti-narcotics brigade of the provincial department, otherwise, he would not have "tested" him in such a way.

At this time, Thangka also quietly gave Lao Fu a thumbs up. That means, your brother can, this backhand kung fu is getting more and more handsome.

Lao Fu's eyes were very thief, and he saw Thangka's thumbs up in the morning, so he also showed a somewhat proud look on his face, quietly waiting for the answer from the anti-drug plainclothes.

The anti-drug plainclothes didn't feel any embarrassment, but said with a smile: "Since you are his brother who sleeps on the bunk bed, then you must know." According to his own words, his nickname has not changed since he was a child. ”

"Really?" Lao Fu smiled toothlessly, "This old boy really regards this as glory!" Let's talk about it, which one he chose, I remember that he seems to have more than one nickname! ”

"Or do you know him!" Anti-narcotics plainclothes gave a thumbs up: "He really has more than one nickname!" At first, he always bragged to us about his old nickname, saying that he was originally called a ground-sitting cannon. If this cannon sinks to the bottom, the soldiers can't move, how powerful. He himself was proud, saying that as long as he went out, there was nothing that could not be done. What is the most difficult and complicated, just hand it over to him this sitting cannon. Everything is caught, and you don't even blink your eyelids! ”

"Uh-huh! There is such a thing! Anything else? Lao Fu looked like he had known for a long time, but the tone of the question was very interesting.

The anti-drug plainclothes reacted a little: "Haha! Fu Bureau, co-authored with you, is this a test for me? ”

Lao Fu picked up his hand: "What, can't you take the test?" It's hard to do it, in the end, they all use the police ID card to test, and this thing is not as accurate as the actual test now! ”

"That's it!" The tall and short man can be regarded as a "big tree" that has found support, so his voice suddenly raised high, "What's the use of just looking at the police card, this thing can be used for any fake certificate, and a lot of it!" ”

Lao Fu didn't speak at this time, just looked at the anti-drug plainclothes.

The anti-narcotics plainclothes understood, and shot back with a smile: "Okay, it seems that my police ID card was taken out for nothing just now." However, I don't agree with what the two of you say. Although the two of you came in police uniforms and in a police car, the people present did not ask you to show your police ID, and you two did not mean to take out your police ID card at all. Now, if someone wants to check your police ID, don't you dare to pay for it! Could it be that your police ID card also costs 100 yuan? ”

"You!" With just this sentence, the tall and short man immediately stopped talking.

Lao Fu still quietly asked about the anti-drug plainclothes.

Of course, the anti-narcotics plainclothes knew that this Director Fu Da, who became famous at the same time as the Mi Brigade, was not easy to deal with, so he said with a smile: "Fu Bureau, the current nickname of the Mi Brigade, I don't know if I mentioned it to you." Anyway, he has been flaunting himself as a master of stepping on points recently, and a sentence that often hangs on his lips is that it is better to go out and step on the office every day. Therefore, we now call him a master of stepping on points in front of him! ”

"Really?" Lao Fu smiled slightly, "Call it so to your face, what about behind your back?" ”

"You're amazing!" Anti-drug plainclothes were a little embarrassed, "Behind the scenes, we all call him Master of Collision Luck." However, you must not tell us this sentence. Otherwise, my ass will definitely be beaten by the rice brigade! ”

"Haha!" Lao Fu laughed and turned to the tall and short man, "How is it, at this point, do you two think he is real or fake?" ”

The tall and short man was already deflated, but he still maintained a trace of luck in his heart, so he still insisted: "This, it's up to you to decide!" ”

Lao Fu made a face: "I'll decide everything, what do you two want to do?" You are the first disposer of the scene, and you can't even judge the authenticity of your colleagues in the provincial department, and you still want to judge the authenticity of the suspect who walked the fan? ”

At this point, the tall and short man realized that the two major test and killing moves made by Lao Fu just now seemed to be aimed at anti-drug plainclothes, but they were not at all.

Life is the same, I always feel that one thing is false, and it is beneficial to myself. But they often ignore that once this matter is proven to be true, it will become a weapon that is extremely lethal to their own side. This is called covering your ears and stealing the bell, and it's stupid!

The tall man with a big brimmed hat had a relatively thick skin, and then he mustered up the courage to explain: "Fu Bureau, you are criticizing!" We really haven't practiced kung fu at home, and from now on, we still have to learn from you! ”

"Don't be a sycophant here!" Lao Fu replied at the time, "I usually don't work hard, I am cramming for the time being, why did I go earlier." Let's talk about it, the identity of the provincial department colleagues has been clearly understood, what about the two of you? ”

"The two of us!" The tall and short man was about to cry, and subconsciously took out his police ID, "Fu Bureau, we are both from the disposal center, you know!" ”

"Really?" Lao Fu deliberately pretended to be stupid, "The entire Xijing City has a population of 8 million, and there are almost 8,000 police forces, pointing to everyone I know, impossible, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The tall man hurriedly agreed, "You usually have too many things to remember us, but we definitely know you." By the way, how did you get here today? ”

Lao Fu's temper came up: "Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Someone has reported that your disposal center is colluding with people who walk fans, do you think there is such a phenomenon? ”

The tall and short man was taken aback: "Someone reported that we colluded with them, and they all went to you?" ”... Friends who read books, you can search for "blue book bar", and you can find this site as soon as possible.