Chapter 136: The Wizard Achieves the Baby
"That's right!" He nodded heavily, "This guy is also a famous teacher, and he has been in the Marine Corps all these years, this hard kung fu and elusive killer skills are indeed what we need to watch out for the most!" By the way, where is the dice cup where he injured Ah Qi and Xiao Man, is it one or two? ”
"One!" Luo Qing beckoned to Brother Bird, and took out something wrapped in silk cloth from the bag that Brother Bird was carrying, "This guy uses the technique of killing two birds with one stone taught by Master Grimace, and the dice cup first hits Ah Qi's wrist, and then hits Xiao Man's wrist with the trend." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Therefore, Ah Qi's injuries are more serious, and because Ah Qi's own hard skills are not bad, the strength of the dice cup is reduced, and Xiao Man's injuries are lighter. If you hit Xiaoman first, it is estimated that it will be a comminuted fracture! ”
He scolded: "This bastard! Someday, I'll have to give him a taste of a broken wrist! ”
When he scolded here, he suddenly remembered something, lifted the silk cloth of the dice cup, and asked her: "By the way, I remember that when you were in One Plus One to relieve the siege of Ah Xiang for me, you hit Ah Xiang's wrist from afar, and you also used such a dice cup." Could it be that when you Grimace Master taught you kung fu, he used this kind of dice cup as a weapon? ”
She replied, "I can't hide anything from your eyes!" Let me tell you the truth, why my master is called Grimace, one is because his ancestral home is in Sichuan, and he has the art of changing his face with one hand. The second is that he became famous in his early years, not fist and foot kung fu, but because of his thousand skills, he is known as the king of gambling, and changing cards is faster than changing face. Therefore, people call it grimaces. However, often walking in the casino is a gamble after all. He later met two more ruthless ones, who killed him and chopped off two of his fingers. Later, he was indifferent to fame and fortune, devoted himself to the study of kung fu, and became the number one master on the road, and no one dared to trouble him anymore. And what he used most easily was neither a knife nor a gun, nor a hidden weapon such as a silver needle or dagger, but this dice cup! ”
"Hmm!" He is also a martial arts practitioner now, so he has a lot of experience about this, "Became famous here, fell here, and now revived here." This master of yours can be regarded as a legend! ”
"yes!" She sighed slightly, "It's a pity that his old man left early, the turkey didn't go long ago, and the master left in a few years." The grimace is not there, and the disputes about the number one master on the rivers and lakes have become a pot of porridge again. If he had stayed a few more years and my work had improved, I might not have been afraid of this turkey by now! ”
He smiled close to her face: "Don't be so presumptuous! If you follow me, I know a little bit about this kung fu.
If nothing else, let's just say that you hit Ah Xiang's wrist with the dice cup and hurt him, but you didn't break his wrist, which is better than this turkey! You think, it's always easy to destroy, and breaking your wrist all at once is not a good thing. However, it is not easy to hold back like you, but it hurts but does not interrupt, and you need to handle it well! Am I right? ”
There was a smile on her face: "Hmm! Somehow makes sense! Hearing you say that, I feel so much better! In this way, this turkey has only added some fierceness to the Marine Corps over the years, but the overall control of the dice cup is still not as much as what I learned from my master later, right? ”
"That's right!" He blinked, "I ask you, if your master's grimace was still there, and you now treated you as him, what would you do in the years when the turkey left in anger?" ”
"I'm ......," she paused for a moment, as if she had suddenly realized something, and said, "I may pass on all my life's learning to the rest of my disciples, so that they can learn it well and use it as a lesson to teach this half-dead turkey." ”
"All in the middle!" He laughed, "Look, you understand it now, right?" As long as you think about what your master has taught you after the turkey is gone, you can use this to defeat the turkey! ”
She was a little more confident: "Okay! Since even you have realized this, then I have all the more reason to do better! ”
"It's good to have this confidence!" He looked into the distance, "Next, it's his elusive part!" We haven't been in the Marine Corps, we haven't undergone such professional training, and this is our weakness. It is precisely because of this that he is so unscrupulous. However, everything is relative, and this is both our weakness and our strength. He doesn't take us seriously now, so we can take advantage of his idea of underestimating the enemy and calculate him well. After all, for a general, it is better to be brave than wise, and wise is better than to learn. This guy has been through so many things, because of his inferior character and arrogant self-esteem, he is still just a reckless man, and if you want to get rid of him, ......"
She suddenly became confident and took over the conversation: "If you want to get him, it's like Zhuge Liang captured Meng Shu seven times."
This turkey is the barbarian king Meng Huo, and you are Zhuge Liang, who is unparalleled in resourcefulness! Yes, with a wise and brave man like you, what am I afraid of him doing as a turkey? ”
"Hahaha!" He laughed, "I don't dare to be Zhuge Liang, but well, if you can't be Zhuge Liang, you can still learn it." What I want to say is that when Zhuge Liang captured the barbarian king Meng Shu in seven times, what he valued was not Meng Shu, but the tranquility of the entire Southern Barbarian Zone. Therefore, the benevolent government moves the heavens and the earth. Now, we don't need to do anything benevolent to deal with this turkey, because this is a stubborn fellow, arrogant and arrogant. For such a person, it is eight words, a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. To put it more concisely, it is the four words of Buddhism, slaying demons and eliminating demons. If you talk about the benevolent government of such a guy who has become a demon, it is too pedantic and self-defeating! ”
"That's right!" A happy expression appeared on her face, "With a victorious marshal like you sitting in the military tent in the battle, let alone a turkey, even if the old man from his family is here, he is not afraid!" ”
"Hmmm! It's good to have this fighting spirit! He pressed his face to hers, "How's that?" Feeling better, right? Don't want to drop the golden beans, do you? ”
"It's not going to go!" She regained the neatness of the "Sopranos Princess", "Never drop golden beans again!" Tell me, I've been rushing to kill since I was a child, even if my father died tragically under someone else's knife, I carried a two-foot long knife to take revenge, and I never dropped a golden bean, how can I be a little woman at this moment, it's really strange! ”
"It's not strange!" His eyes glowed with a powerful lethality, "When I was young, there were only wins and losses, wins and losses, enemies and hatred in my eyes, and fighting and killing was the most painful, so there were no tears." However, it's different when I'm older, now I have a lover, I have a regular business, and I have more things to worry about, so I have scruples. Because of scruples, there is also the weakest and most feared place in the heart, so it will unconsciously drop the golden bean, which is normal. ”
"Oops!" There was sweetness in her words, "It is said that you are the Zhiduoxing of our Xijing, I think, you should be given a title!" ”
"Oh?" He smirked, "What kind of name are you going to give me, my darling?" I'll listen to it! ”
"You!" She smiled, "As far as you, who have the strength to penetrate people's psychology deep into the bone marrow, you should be called a spiritual master, no, in fact, it is more appropriate to call a spiritual wizard!" ”
"Hahaha!" He smiled boldly, "That's good! Next, let me, a psychic wizard, take you, a super thug, no, Thunderbolt, to start our journey to catch the tiger? ”
"Hmm!" She laughed happily, "Listen to you! Not to mention, we have been only studying how this daughter Hong is getting bigger and bigger every day recently, and the kung fu is a little ridiculous, so I just took this opportunity to pick it up and recover.
Even Ah Qi, who was operating inside at this time, said that he sold wine and drank every day, and this ghost foot seven was about to become seven wine feet. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been so badly injured by this turkey all at once! ”
"Hey, hey!" He smiled, "Why do I sound like Ah Qi's words are a little sour, oh, this is complaining that we let him be the general manager of this daughter Hong, so we delayed the kung fu of our fists and feet?" According to me, I still don't know how to learn my own art. This person who is both civil and military, there are so many people who have to go, even if they are in charge of a bigger deal than their daughter Hong, and there are many people who do not retreat but advance in kung fu, don't you say? ”
"Hee-hee!" She laughed, "Are you praising me, or are you praising yourself?" I heard that in the past two years, you have learned a lot of hard kung fu from Ah Qi and Ah Xiang, and you are better than the blue, and the two of them have only been your teachers for a few days, and they can no longer teach. During this time, they always told me, if I had known you for a while, I suggested that you practice martial arts earlier, you are now a martial arts wizard who dominates the world! ”
"Hahaha!" He couldn't help but shake his head, "You also believe what these two guys say?" It's nothing more than wanting to show my skills in front of you, the eldest lady, saying that they have trained me to know how to punch and kick, and I am no longer as weak as before. As for what martial arts wizard is, that's pure nonsense. Tell me, I can't write every day, how can I become the number one master in the world, isn't it ridiculous? ”
"Not necessarily! Not necessarily! She said, "I remember, my master grimace said that this fist and foot kung fu is really important to study and practice hard, but there are some things that are similar to talents, and you can't practice them no matter how you practice them." At first, he also felt that this was a bit nonsense, but the more he went on, especially in the last few years, the more he felt that it was like this, and he always hung it on his lips. ”
"I see!" He interjected with a smile, "Your master must have a feeling, I think he has a disciple who is not particularly hard-working, but his talent is extremely high, and his future achievements must be above him." That's why there's this exclamation, right? Of course, this disciple is not an ordinary person, he is an out-and-out heroine, I guess right? ”
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