"It's not!" Thangka shook his head and stared into the turkey's eyes, "If you want to hear stories about this, I really have a lot of hidden in my belly." However, these stories don't fit in with today's scene, what I want to tell you is related to yellow jokes, do you want to hear them? ”

"This!" Turkey's eyebrows were raised, "This can be haha!" ”

"Good!" Thangka didn't drag his feet either, "Since you want to hear it, then I'll talk about it!" ”

"Uh-huh!" Turkey nodded, "I heard that the men, women, and children in Xijing City want to hear what you say, and I still know this from tapping your mobile phone calls!" ”

"Presumptuous!" The old company commander and the old squad leader shouted at the same time, "Turkey, you kid is breaking the law, do you know?" ”

"Oh! All right! Then I'll just listen and don't talk about it! "The turkey stuck out his tongue and was honest.

Thangka waved his hand at the old company commander and the old squad leader, which means that I have nothing to hide here, let him listen casually. Immediately afterwards, he asked with a smile: "Turkey, have you watched the "Legend of Miyue" in the previous time?" ”

"The Legend of Miyue?" The turkey was stunned, "I don't see it much, but it's quite famous, sometimes when the troops are free and don't exercise, they just glance at it, and they probably know what's going on." ”

"Good!" Thangka put his hand behind his back, "I guess I know what's going on!" Let's talk about it, what does this show mean? ”

"This!" Turkey rubbed his hands, "Probably talking about a concubine, right?" ”

"Hmm!" Thangka nodded, paced around the room for two steps, turned around and said, "It seems that our turkey still understands something, unlike some people, who don't move from time to time and pretend to understand, which is very sad!" The turkey is right, this "The Legend of Miyue" is not easy to shoot. At that time, it was borrowed from "The Legend of Zhen Huan", and Sun Li played the concubine Niangniang in "The Legend of Zhen Huan" well, and her domineering spirit became famous overseas. Therefore, the historical selection point of "The Legend of Miyue", which was filmed next, is also this concubine called Miyue. ”

"Of course, this concubine is a bit early, it was the Warring States Period, before Qin unified the world. Therefore, at that time, it was called a favorite concubine, and it was not possible to call it the concubine you said. And Zhen Huan is a matter of the Yongzheng period of the Qing Dynasty, and she can be called a concubine. ”

"Hey, hey!" Everyone laughed and applauded Thangka's rich knowledge of literature and history, while the turkey was inevitably a little embarrassed.

Thangka cleared his throat and spoke eloquently.

"To say that this Miyue, her life experience is also very bumpy. At the beginning, she was the favorite little princess of King Chu Wei, and she was born with a golden key, and she was extremely flashy in the world. However, after the death of King Chu Wei, life became plummeting, and she and her younger brother Mi Rong had to face disasters and crises again and again, hiding in Tibet all day long, and there was no Ontario life. ”

During this period, Mi Yue and Huang Xie, the son of Chu State, were childhood sweethearts and truly loved each other. However, the good times did not last long, and it didn't take long for her to be used as the dowry of Princess Mi Shu and marry Qin Guo. Further on, it's dramatic. Mi Shu became the queen of Qin as she wished, and her mother was the world, but Mi Yue had to become a favorite concubine. After that, the original childhood sweethearts, as well as the later rights and wrongs, have become unrecognizable. ”

All of this, especially the sisterly love that was originally more in love than Jin Jian, gradually split after Miyue gave birth to her son Yingji. The good sisters turned out to be detached from morality and had their own thoughts. It didn't take long for the sons to compete for the throne, and King Yingsi of Qin died with regret. Mi Yue and her son were also sent to the distant country of Yan and continued to live in exile. ”

"History always seems to repeat itself, and in the midst of all kinds of lamentations, King Wu of Qin died in a hurry. At this time, the Qin State was in chaos. At this time, Mi Yue returned to Qin with the power of Yiqu Jun and pacified the civil strife in Qin in one fell swoop. ”

Since then, history has vividly interpreted the twists and turns. Miyue's son Yingji finally ascended the throne as the king, known as King Qin Zhaoxiang in history. And Mi Yue also became the first queen mother in history, known as the Empress Dowager Xuan, becoming the first female politician in Chinese history. ”

When Thangka said this, Turkey and the others listened with relish, including Li Jinfa, and their eyes were straight and hooked. The people in the hut opposite were also impressed by Thangka's rich knowledge of literature and history and the "Dragon Gate Array" that was flat and straightforward.

Thangka smiled slightly: "Next, I should talk about the most interesting thing about this Miyue, that is, the yellow joke I just said." ”

"You may think it is strange, how can this good and dignified Empress Dowager Xuan tell yellow jokes. This is where the history is very intriguing but extremely interesting. This Miyue, not only really told a yellow joke, but also told it in front of the envoys of other countries, and this incident was also recorded in the "Warring States Policy", so it is a very conclusive historical fact. ”

"This Mi Yue, when he entered the harem of the Qin State, he was named the eighth son, so people often call him the eighth son. After she became the Empress Dowager Xuan, she once met an envoy from South Korea. ”

"The Korea here is not our today's Korea, but a vassal state at that time. Of course, there are still similarities between this South Korea and the current South Korea, that is, they love beauty more. ”

"Hahaha!" When they heard this, they all laughed.

Thangka remained silent: "Around 307 BC, King Huai of Chu, the overlord of Chu with the largest land area in China of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, sent troops to surround the Yong clan in Korea for five months, intending to destroy Korea in one fell swoop. ”

Among them, King Han Xiang sent envoys to Qin for help many times, but Qin was unmoved, and King Han Xiang, who did not give up, finally sent an envoy Shang Jin to Qin. Why did you send this Shang Jin? King Han Xiang was careful, he heard that this Empress Dowager Qin Xuan, that is, Mi Bazi, especially likes handsome guys. So, King Han Xiang sent Shang Jin, the national husband of South Korea, who had countless fans as soon as he appeared on the scene, hoping that with Shang Jin's beauty and incorruptible tongue, he could persuade the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan to send troops to aid South Korea. ”

"Not to mention, King Han Xiang's careful thinking still played a big role. Prior to this, in order to ask for help, South Korea sent several envoys to the Qin State, but they did not even meet the face of the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan. However, after this handsome and dashing Shang Jin arrived in the Qin Kingdom, he just handed over the post of the visit, and within a few days, he was summoned by the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan, and it was in the inner palace room. ”

At this moment, the confidence of the South Korean mission was greatly increased, and it was considered an extremely rare good start. With such a good omen, Shang Jin will definitely succeed if he comes out again. It seems that this time, South Korea is hopeful. ”

So, Shang Jin, who was full of confidence and ambition, but was still a little uneasy, saw the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan, who was wearing a light gauze and a delicate face, in the inner palace of the Qin State, and was very excited. Of course, neither beauty nor excitement can solve the fundamental problem. At such a critical time, whether it is the mouth or the body, the most important thing is to say that the eight sons of the movement agree to send troops. Otherwise, it's all for nothing. ”

Shang Jin, who was both excited and a little flustered, had a very complicated mood, but for the sake of his country, he still had to deal with it calmly. So, after Shang Jin calmed down a little, he understood his reasoning and moved with emotion, hoping to say that he could send troops to help Korea repel the Chu soldiers. ”

At this time, Mi Bazi, who has always played cards out of common sense, spoke. After listening to Shang Jin's tirade, the respected queen just smiled, stepped out of her seat, and circled Shang Jin for most of the time, making Shang Jin furious in her heart. ”

"According to our current words, this Mi Bazi looks at Shang Jin, just like the king of the daughter country in "Journey to the West" looks at Tang Seng, and he can't wait to call out a royal brother, this Shang Jin should be happy. After all, he is not a monk, there are no rules and precepts, as long as he completes such a great cause of saving the country, there is nothing that cannot be let go. ”

However, just when Shang Jin didn't understand the situation and was about to say something, Mi Bazi spoke. You've said so much, now listen to me. ”

"As soon as Shang Jin heard this, the Empress Dowager Xuan was finally about to speak, and immediately put on a posture of worship, please teach the Empress Dowager."

Mi Bazi smiled, there is nothing to teach or not, I'll tell you a joke. Let me explain in advance, the taste of this paragraph is quite heavy, I don't know if you can bear it? ”

"Where has Shang Jin seen such a formation, but then I think about it, I am here on behalf of the whole of South Korea, my head can be broken, blood can be shed, my body can be sacrificed, my feelings can be adjusted, I can bear these things, do I care about listening to a joke? So, this beautiful man in the wind in Yushu plucked up his courage and said with a smile, Queen Mother, I am also a seven-foot man, and I am afraid that the taste of the joke is too heavy? Say it, I'll hear you. ”

"Good! Mi Bazi clapped his hands, since the envoy is so confident, then I will talk about it. This paragraph is not talking about anyone else, it is me. In the early years, when I was serving the former king and humming in bed, I always felt uncomfortable, do you know why? ”

"Oh my God! Where did Shang Jin think that the Empress Dowager Xuan, who was the mother of the world, would talk about men and women as soon as she came up, and she was so straightforward, and finally asked a rhetorical question, as if she needed to participate in it, she couldn't help blushing and couldn't speak. ”

Mi Bazi didn't think so, seeing Shang Jin like this, he couldn't help laughing, and said the truth happily. To tell you the truth, I later summarized that the reason why I felt uncomfortable was because the first king always pressed his thighs against me. ”

At this moment, Shang Jin's face turned even redder, and at first he thought that this Empress Dowager Xuan was a bit heavy in her jokes, just joking. But I didn't expect that it was not a joke at all, and this taste was much heavier than I imagined. ”

Mi Bazi just smiled and continued, Later, after I expressed the reason why I was unhappy, the first king changed his posture, do you know what posture it changed to?"

"At this time, Shang Jin has completely collapsed, and he feels that he will immediately fall to the ground, where is there any mind to consider what posture to change, and when he shakes his head vigorously, he will only say that he doesn't know, I really don't know, Queen Mother, it's better for you to say it yourself."