Thangka was stunned for a moment: "What should I do?" Anyway, it's definitely not appropriate for me to perform a show, and I'm not a city leader......"

"You! It's you! Wang Yixuan was a little indistinguishable and said, "Although you kid is not a city-level leader, you were sent by the municipal party committee to serve as the leader of their two teams, and now that the two are combined, you are the best candidate for the head of the joint team." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoSo, you are shoulder-to-shoulder today, representing both the municipal party committee and the front-line commanders and fighters. In the end, this show, you will perform, and this glass of wine, you will mention, it is very suitable! ”

"Really let me perform?" He pointed to his nose, probably knowing that he couldn't escape, so he sighed slightly, "Okay! Since you and several city leaders have decided to designate me to represent both sides, then I might as well obey my fate! Bring the wine! ”

"Yes!" Ah Zheng, who had just won a full house, reacted quickly and quickly came to his side, "Mr. Tang, should we take a cup to drink, or a pot to drink?" ”

His heart swelled with pride: "Since you are representing the city leader, let's take the pot!" ”

"Good! Joyfully! Wang Yixuan took the lead in applauding him, and the scene was jubilant.

"Haha!" He couldn't help laughing, "It's a rush, I'll do a little foreshadowing first." Just now, all of us have performed the bearded eyebrows and the heroines, either giving examples of ancient metaphors and moderns, or reciting poems. In this way, since I am asked to represent the city leaders, then I will say something different. What's different, the main thing is that whether you tell stories or reviews, it's basically the same, and I don't have anything more to say. If you want to talk about something different, you can only have fun with yourself. So, what I'm going to talk about next is a little story that I found in myself, and I want to tell you about it! ”

"Hey, hey!" Everyone was happy, attracted by his seemingly bland but appetizing opening statement.

He said unhurriedly: "This story is very simple, I came across it when I was working in Wohu Town, Gaoling County. Everyone knows that when you go to the most grassroots townships, you will inevitably meet a lot of ordinary people. Most of them are reasonable, and a small number are unreasonable, or many are unreasonable. For example, there are a few idle people in Liu Village, who feel that their income is too low, but they don't like to work, so they go to the town government to make trouble when they have nothing to do. Seeing that I was gone, I intended to get off the horse, and blocked my door with my butt, and I didn't leave. Because I've just been there, where have I ever seen such a formation, I don't have much work experience, I can only dress people, right? So, I served tea and poured water, and reasoned with me, but it didn't work, but they were even more energetic, and they couldn't wait to sit on my desk! ”

"Hey, hey!" When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. Not to mention, Thangka's words are indeed reasonable, when it comes to the most grassroots rural areas, those who know what they know and move with reason are ideal, and the common people don't eat your set at all. You have to be really down to earth and come up with a way to stop them!

Thangka continued: "As a result, guess what, what happened to him? ”

Shi Xin answered with a smile at this time: "What should I do?" Soft can't do it, can't it be hard? ”

"Hahaha!" Thangka smiled, "Look, our history anchor has been to the grassroots level at a glance, and he has a thorough understanding of the countryside!" ”

Everyone laughed.

He continued: "I was dumbfounded! As you know, I went to the compound of the agency after graduating from university, and I was in front of the secretary every day, where have I ever seen such a scene, and I have never been so angry! I just wanted to pull these guys down and kick them in the ass! ”

"Hahaha!" Everyone was already laughing, and Lao Fu asked with a smile, "Mr. Tang, did you kick their butts later?" ”

He deliberately straightened his face: "I want to kick it, and I want to itch the root of my teeth!" But then I thought, I just came to this place, if I kick them in the ass right now, and be seen and falsely accuse me of beating someone, then I won't lose a lot! Therefore, I also have a heart, I don't kick them first, I can't afford to provoke them, I can afford to hide, they sit on theirs, I look at my materials, they have nothing to do with it! ”

"Haha!" Everyone laughed non-stop, and Lao Jiang joked with a smile, "I can't imagine that our majestic Mr. Tang also has such a time to go to Maicheng!" ”

He smiled: "Mai Cheng, you have to go!" However, I'm the kind of unwilling, on the one hand, I have a cold war with them, and on the other hand, I also ask those deputy mayors and deputy secretaries to see how they dealt with these guys! As a result, guess what they say? ”

"How?" Everyone asked in unison.

He smiled: "These deputies, I don't know if they are colluding or not, but the answers to me are all the same, completely unanimous." That is, you should have kicked them in the ass at that time, and that's it! ”

"Oh? Really? Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

He deliberately put on a straight face: "What are you laughing at?" Do you laugh at them for squeezing me, or do you laugh at me for not being resolute enough? ”

The crowd couldn't help laughing.

He laughed in turn: "Being laughed at by these deputies is actually nothing, I thought about it later, and they may have a point." If you kick this kick, you will have physical contact with the people. With physical contact, you're in touch with the farmers. So, the old sayings of the year were all good words, the so-called 'fighting'; , It makes sense, you have to really fight, you have to mix, isn't this reasonable! ”

"Hmmm! It does make sense! The crowd nodded.

He flicked the flask in his hand with his fingers, made a crisp sound, and then said, "But, until the end, I kicked other people's butts hard, and I never kicked down." It's not that I don't have the guts, but I really don't think it's good. No matter what, it is also a college student with formal education, and he kicks people's butts like this as soon as he comes up, what is the difference between that and the corrupt officials and road bandits and bullies who used to fish and flesh the common people? ”

Lao Jiang raised his eyebrows at this time: "Mr. Tang, then I really want to ask, how did you finally submit to these people?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Everyone chimed in, "We also want to know how you subdued them, tell us about it, and we will learn hard!" ”

"Haha!" He smiled, "What's so much to learn, you don't have to learn!" Let me tell you, it's very simple, since you can't fight, you can scold! So, after a few days, seeing that they came to me to sit at the table, I seized an opportunity to come up and scold. Let one let two not let three, this is the third day, move your dirty ass off my desk, you all sit on a stool at home, have you ever seen someone sitting at a desk? That's a monkey sitting at the table, could it be that you are monkeys and come up to my desk to rub your tail? ”

"Hey, hey! Good scolding! Everyone gave a thumbs up, "The scolding is really relieving, it's too enjoyable!" ”

He smiled and stretched out his finger and clicked a few times: "Tell me, you guys, you laugh when you hear me being bullied by them, and laugh when you hear me scold them." Which end of your ass are sitting on? ”

Everyone was still laughing, but this time the laughter was full of kindness.

He continued: "Actually, to put it bluntly, it still matters which side this ass sits on. I scolded them but didn't beat them, which means that my ass is still sitting on the side of the people. As a result, the effect is quite good. These guys probably didn't expect me to be a white-faced scholar who would scold them, so they all looked at me in surprise at first, just as I was surprised to see them sitting in my door and sitting on my desk at the beginning! ”

"That's right!" Everyone nodded.

He laughed: "So, this world may be such a process to see who can surprise whom." After I frightened them, they took my words seriously! At that time, I really didn't know the bottom of my heart, after I scolded, if they didn't move the nest, then I would have no face! As a result, they really moved away, grabbed their hands one by one, and squatted in the corner, don't you think it's strange! ”

The crowd was happy.

He continued to tell the story: "At this point, I started muttering in my heart again, what should I do next? Do you continue to scold, or don't provoke them and let them talk slowly? ”

"Later, I decided to take a gamble and continue to scold! Of course, this time the scolding was a little lighter, I said that you are also educated, you have not been to junior high school or elementary school, and even the kindergarten children know that you have to knock on the door when you enter the house, you old men don't know? ”

"And guess what? These guys, as soon as they changed their original arrogant and unreasonable scoundrels, actually stood up one after another, walked to the door, and closed the door, and then stood outside, knocked on the door three times in style, and called out respectfully, Mayor Tang, can we come in? ”

"You see, this scolding still has an effect. As for me, I already have a long face, so I can't put on a show too much, so I called in and asked them to find a place to sit. Although they were a little crooked, they were quite obedient and found a place to sit. Not to mention, in this way, I really found a little bit of a conversation. At this time, my deputies who were waiting to see the joke froze, and they all lay on their stomachs at the crack in the door. And at that moment, I made another move that stunned them even more! ”

The crowd was hung up and listened to with relish.

He continued: "I took out a few bottles of high-quality daughter red from the cabinet, which are samples that I have contacted the daughter red company at that time and are ready to join forces with them to build a production base in Crouching Tiger Town. In this way, these guys were taken aback again, this Mayor Tang just finished scolding and took out the wine, what are you going to do? I made another surprising move at this time, I told the deputies to help me get a few bowls, and then bring a few plates of cold dishes, peanuts and other things stored in the cafeteria! ”