Section 146 - Routine Visits
In the Seventh People's Hospital, Li Bai's outpatient room received a special patient.
As soon as the other party entered the door, he declared that he was in the martial arts world.
"You're here to do something?"
Li Bai looked at the two who were obviously masters and apprentices with an unkind face.
He just patted his chest to Zhou Zhenren and assured him that the martial arts world would not dare to do anything, and someone would come to give him eye medicine so soon.
I really want to send them to the obstetrics and gynecology department of City No. 6...... Li Da Devil thought ill of it.
"No, no, Dr. Li, you misunderstood. ”
The master was a middle-aged man in his fifties, and Li Bai's unhappy expression made him uneasy.
Although this Doctor Li is not in the martial arts world, he personally put down forty heroes that day, and carried the "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" of Old Grandmaster He without falling behind, and now he has shocked the martial arts.
However, no one dares to laugh at the fact that the martial arts community in Huxi City has been cleaned up by a psychiatrist, and if you are not convinced, you can laugh at it casually if you can sing "Conquest" without kneeling.
"Lee, Dr. Lee, we have no ill will. ”
The apprentice was older than Li Bai, and he was so frightened that he trembled.
"What the hell is going on?"
Hearing that he wasn't here to do something, Li Bai's tone eased up a lot.
"At the end of the last exchange meeting, the association issued a notice to check chromosomes, my apprentice is also XYY chromosomes, Dr. Li, you can help me take a look, if it can't be cured, I will clean up the portal." ”
There is a disciple of the old grandmaster as a lesson from the past, and this master is also frightened.
The XYY chromosome scared the martial arts community in Huxi City and even the entire Qianjiang Province enough, and did not hesitate to carry out a census self-test to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past.
As a result, the second case of XYY chromosomes was really discovered, and he was also an apprentice, where did he dare to cover the lid when he was a master, and he was directly escorted to the Seventh People's Hospital to find Li Bai to see if he could be saved.
"Don't mess around, do you have a test report?"
Only then did Li Bai put his mind at ease.
"Yes, yes!" The master hurriedly took out a stack of thick reports from a file bag, not only chromosome identification reports, but also genetic defects and other reports.
Obviously, after discovering the apprentice's genetic abnormality, he pulled it to go for a more in-depth examination.
"How is your personality, do you have symptoms such as irritability, impulsivity, or depression?"
Li Bai asked the master directly.
One day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father, there is no difference between the master-apprentice inheritance in the martial arts world and the traditional mastery in all walks of life, the master teaches the apprentice everything, and is responsible for the future of the apprentice, so the most understanding of the apprentice is not the family, but the master.
"Master!"
The apprentice looked at the master pitifully, if Dr. Li thought he was hopeless, he would be finished.
The master pondered slightly, shook his head and said: "No, my apprentice is very honest, his courage is still a little small, well, a little stupid, if it weren't for the hard work, knowing that I would have expelled him from the division a long time ago, Doctor Li, is this XYY chromosome really a natural criminal, I asked, almost all psychologically distorted perverted murderers are XYY chromosomes." ”
The apprentice looked at the master gratefully, and the evaluation he received was quite pertinent.
Putting down the thick report, Li Bai already had a number in his heart, and said, "Got it, let's do a few more small tests to see." ”
The impact of chromosomal mutations is not absolute, in reality, there are not only 47 chromosomes, but even 44 chromosomes, but the number of chromosomes does not turn humans into monsters, or become another species, the key is the genetic sequence contained.
The main reason why humans with two fewer chromosomes than orangutans will not become other species if they have two fewer chromosomes is that chromosomes are just a kind of container, no matter how much or less, the origin of the species is still determined by the genetic sequence it contains.
However, human beings have evolved for millions of years, and the gene sequences in the chromosomes are relatively stable.
In accordance with the psychological diagnosis and treatment methods, a detailed test was done, and more than a dozen questions were asked, in the apprentice's anxious eyes, Li Bai said: "The state is still relatively stable, benign, there is a slight depression, the medicine will not be prescribed, long-term observation, come to me every six months for follow-up." ”
Most psychotropic drugs act on brain tissue, and the side effects are not small, and Li Bai will not really prescribe drugs to patients casually in order to generate income, which is too bad.
Of course, catch a few unconvincing unlucky ghosts and throw them to the inpatient department to eat corn flour balls, that's another matter, anyway, placebos can't eat dead people, and they are not afraid of lawsuits.
"Doctor Li, am I really saved?"
The apprentice felt a little incredulous, and he was covered with patches with wires on his head, which was plopping his liver.
"According to the current situation, there is no big problem, usually practice more calligraphy, read Buddhist scriptures, practice Tai Chi, as long as you maintain a peaceful state of mind, it will not deteriorate. ”
Li Bai nodded, and the additional genetic testing done by the other party provided a lot of reference for his diagnosis.
Compared with Wang Jijie, another XYY chromosome, the individual in front of him, who is also XYY chromosome, is obviously much more stable.
Chromosomal abnormalities vary greatly from one to another, so diagnosis and treatment often vary from person to person.
"That's great, bastard boy, from today onwards, write me a thousand big characters every day, master, I am also a lay disciple of Buddhism, you happen to have a relationship with the Buddha, go back and shave your degree, and become a monk!"
Unexpectedly, this master was even more radical, and planned to shave the apprentice into a bald scoop and throw him into the temple.
"Master, what should you do to write on the Internet? 10,000 big characters a day! I, I don't want to be a monk, I want to eat meat, I'm still single!"
The apprentice looked desperate, he would rather be cleaned by the master than be thrown into the temple in the deep mountains and old forests to be a single monk for a lifetime, I heard that those temples don't talk about mobile phone signals, there is not even electricity, and they are completely isolated from the world.
"Don't talk nonsense!
The master didn't care about the three-seven-twenty-one, threw the medical records and diagnostic information into the document bag, and dragged the patient outside.
"Don't!"
Where is the apprentice's opponent of the master, he fell to the ground in three or two strokes, and was directly dragged away, causing the patients in the corridor to look sideways.
Li Bai shook his head with a smile, moved the mouse, clicked on the computer screen, and the electronic screen in the rest area in the corridor began to call the next patient.
An old couple walked in with a young girl wearing heavy makeup.
The girl was obviously reluctant, but she was sandwiched between her parents left and right, and she was very helpless.
"Doctor, show me, my daughter is gay! The whole child is a pervert, you can cure ......"
As soon as he entered the door, the father cried at Li Bai.
The girl with a pair of panda eyes and smoky makeup said very dissatisfied: "What homosexuality, what pervert, this is whether love is good or not, how to fall in love with different genders, I don't have neuropathy, what doctor to see, your old thinking must keep pace with the times." ”
"That's right, homosexuality is not a mental illness, turn left when you go out, re-hang the psychological counseling department, and the two of you also register together. ”
Li Bai prompted to turn left when he went out, although he agreed with how to fall in love because of different genders, but it was limited to lesbians.
By the way, he threw the pot to the psychological counseling department, and the professional ability of this department is on par with that of the psychiatric department.
"Ah, doctor, you're so right, I love you to death!"
The young girl looked surprised, but she didn't expect the doctor to support her, and she jumped up and wanted to kiss her fiercely to express her gratitude.
However, her movements were not as fast as Li Bai's, the person pounced, but her mouth kissed the palm of the other party's hand.
"Swallow, what are you doing? Apologize to the doctor!"
The old couple, whose old face was completely lost, hurriedly dragged their daughter back.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go register for another number!"
Li Bai pulled a napkin and wiped his palm stained with purple lipstick.
The position he was sitting in was unavoidable, and it was difficult to use Gang Qi and Aura to block it, so he had to let the other party pounce on him.
"Dad, you see how good and professional other doctors are, and you are not a doctor, so you have to listen to the doctor. ”
The overjoyed girl completely forgot that she was on the way here, and the doctors who were still working hard were all liars who only knew how to cheat money, and had no serious medical skills at all, and they were completely judged to be two people at this time.
“......”
Mom and Dad felt that their daughter must have been dropped on the road at this moment.
The daughter dragged her parents to register, and she thought deeply of Li Bai's proposal, why should she see a doctor by herself, she wanted to see everyone together, and treat the disease together.
"Is this doctor reliable?"
Mother was still muttering vigorously when she went out.
"Swallow was going to kiss the male doctor just now, didn't you see it?"
My father was a little absent-minded.
"What's wrong with asking for a doctor? If you don't kiss your family, and if you don't break the law, do you want to arrest our swallows for hooliganism? You are really old and confused!"
The old wife counts her husband's cranky thoughts, regardless of serious things.
"Doesn't the swallow only like women? The doctor is a man......
"yes, eh, why does Swallow like men again?"
"Dad, Mom, what are you two talking nonsense! I don't like stinky men!"
The family of three muttered and drifted apart.
Li Bai was about to call the next outpatient number, when the mobile phone rang suddenly.
"Doctor Li, hey, Lao Zhang, don't rob it!"
"Get out of the way, you can't tell, hey, Dr. Li!"
As soon as it was connected, Xiao Wang's voice was in front of it, and then it became Lao Zhang's voice.
"Lao Zhang, is there something?"
Li Bai didn't understand why Xiao Wang and Lao Zhang got together to call him again.
"Wang Jijie was caught, dug deeper, there are eleven criminal records, and he is now in the detention center, and he will be sent to you later, or what?"
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