Mi Bazi probably calculated that Shang Jin would answer that he didn't know, so he didn't delve into it, smiled and said this key posture. Actually, it's very simple, as long as the first king presses his whole body on me, I will feel much more comfortable. Well, if it were you, would you feel the same way? ”

"When Shang Jin heard this, he was completely crazy, and he didn't know how to answer Mi Bazi's question at all, whether he would answer or not, it was obviously not suitable!"

But at this moment, Mi Bazi changed his words and said the true metaphor of quoting this meat joke as an analogy. Now you South Korea want my Great Qin to send troops to confront Qiang Chu, spend money and effort to damage the army and consume the national strength, just like the posture used by the former king at the beginning, my Great Qin is not happy. And the comfortable posture of pressing up the whole body, that is, the subordinates belong to Daqin or cede the city, you can't do it. If it makes us feel uncomfortable, why should we help you Korea? ”

After asking this, Mi Bazi looked at Shang Jin again, his head was already lowered and he couldn't lower it anymore, and his face was red to the base of his neck. He never imagined that the Empress Dowager of Great Qin would discuss the issue of sexual posture with a foreign envoy of his, and all kinds of drafts and rhetoric that he had prepared early could not be used, and he was sweating profusely, and he didn't know how to deal with the meat jokes of the Empress Dowager Qin Xuan. ”

He couldn't have imagined that although Mi Bazi's joke was meaty, the metaphor was so profound that it was simply three points. Especially this comparison between pressing only one thigh and pressing the whole body, it is really vivid. ”

At this time, looking at Shang Jin's embarrassed face, Mi Bazi let out a hearty laugh like a silver bell and walked away.

Hearing Thangka say this, the turkey, the old company commander and the others were stunned, and even forgot to applaud, and they all threw themselves into the contrasting picture of Mi Bazi walking away and Jin was at a loss.

Not to mention, the meat joke that Thangka talked about quietly is actually very targeted. Almost at the same time, everyone realized the power of this Mi Bazi. And compared to the current situation, it is also very appropriate.

This thangka is really an out-and-out talent!

Turkey's heart was greatly touched, and he muttered: "Little master, you also want to hint at me by citing this Mi Bazi to talk about the history of Huang Duanzi." Actually, in your eyes, I am this worthless Shang Jin, right? ”

Thangka did not answer immediately, but asked rhetorically: "What do you think?" ”

The turkey weakly replied, "According to my understanding, this is what your parable means." I am this Shang Jin, I think I have some posture, and I can use this in exchange for the peace of Korea, but I don't want to be nothing in your eyes! ”

"Yo!" Thangka smiled, "I can't see it, our turkey comprehension ability is really strong!" Would you like to hear my thoughts? ”

"Yes!" The turkey had already been impressed by the thangka's Bogutong, so he nodded heavily, "Please speak!" ”

Thangka smiled: "In my opinion, you have been Shang Jin twice, but this Mi Bazi has already changed two sets of people!" ”

"Mi Bazi has changed two groups of people? What do you mean by that? "The turkey was completely stupid, and the others were also very puzzled, and some couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the thangka.

Thangka smiled slightly: "It's very simple, when you find Wan Nianqing and mingle with Lin Jiangyue and Zhang Yibing, they seem to be very enthusiastic about you, entrust you with important tasks, and seem to pin all their hopes on you." In reality, however, this is far from the case. At this time, they are out-and-out Mi Bazi! ”

"How is this possible?" The turkey subconsciously retorted, "As far as their Taoism is concerned, they still want to be Mi Bazi, and there is no comparison at all!" ”

"Why not?" A cold light shot out of Thangka's eyes, "Don't underestimate them! They entrusted you with important tasks and gave you hope, just like Mi Bazi made an appointment with Shang Jin to meet in the inner palace room. What a beautiful yearning this is, the place where the glamorous queen mother's bed is placed, the yarn dances lightly, overflowing with fragrance, even if it is just to go there, it makes people have a kind of peony flower death, the urge to be a ghost and the wind and waves, am I right? ”

"This ......," Turkey hesitated, "right! That's probably what it means! ”

"Hmm!" Thangka accentuated his tone, "So, as Shang Jin, you think you can achieve your ideals. However, in the eyes of other people's eight sons, it just makes you, a handsome guy, think about it. Think about it, isn't that exactly what they use for you? Boost your fighting spirit and see if you take the initiative to dedicate yourself or something, they won't suffer anyway! ”

"Grandma's!" The turkey gritted its teeth.

Thangka continued to add a handful of firewood: "What I just said, but it's not too much! If you think about it, when they can use you, that is, if you really play a role and get rid of all my enemies or those in the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, it will be great. At this time, I will give you a big compliment, saying that you are the reincarnation of Lu Bu, the number one in the world, just like the first king of Mi Bazi's whole body is so comfortable. However, when it really comes to this time, that is, when the birds are hidden and the rabbits are dead and the dogs are cooking, find an opportunity, for example, this small archive room, and you can be abolished! ”

The turkey pouted, but had to admit that Thangka was telling the truth.

Thangka continued to add firewood: "Take a step back, if you don't play your due role, then you will become an out-and-out pressure on your thighs, which makes Mi Bazi extremely unhappy." So, at this time, what's the use of keeping you? If you don't hurry up and slap your ass and leave, they will think you're a burden and ready to kill you. Yes, it's not about preparation, it's about putting it into action. If we hadn't helped you stop this ordinary but lethal herald, wouldn't you be hungry by now? ”

"These bastards!" Turkey cursed, "I can't spare them!" ”

Thangka smiled indifferently: "Why can't you spare the law?" What can you do to deal with their abandonment of you? ”

"Me?" Turkey also laughed, "I just didn't want to deal with them, otherwise, it would be difficult to deal with them in reverse?" ”

"Good! All right! Thangka turned around calmly, "Then let's see if your solution works?" ”

"Hmm!" The turkey was about to pour beans into a bamboo tube and said a long line, but as if he suddenly thought of something, he asked, "No! How do I feel like I'm in your trap! By the way, let's not talk about that! Didn't you just say that there are two Mibazi? They're not the only ones! Tell me about it, who is the other one? ”

"Hahaha!" Thangka burst out laughing, "I said turkey, turkey!" In fact, you know better than anyone else in your heart, why are you still here pretending to be confused! Look at it, we have been here with you for so long, and the wine is almost cold, which is enough to give you face! Besides, you always question our sincerity, where is your own sincerity? I'm a person who definitely has something to say. Didn't you ask who the other Mibazi was? I can tell you unabashedly, I am this bazi! ”

"Good!" The turkey gave a thumbs up, "Little master is quick to talk, don't hide it, let's have a temper!" ”

Thangka smiled: "Whether it's a temper or not, I don't know yet." All I know is that you want to verify what I think. Now I will tell you, we invited you here, not to tempt you with some vague and ambiguous inner palace side room, let alone to show your Pan An's appearance. We just feel that you are the enemy of your enemy, so we can be friends, it's as simple as that. Moreover, you have undergone special training and hard training, you do have kung fu, and we also cherish your talent, don't be used by others as a gunman and don't know it. Therefore, as Mi Bazi, we make no secret of the comfortable posture of pressing on the whole body, that is, we hope that you will surrender and tell you everything you know about the situation of the Lin Ji Zhang Wan Alliance, and even turn into a whistleblower, that is, a tainted witness. In this way, it is conducive to reducing your guilt, and on the basis of you not making a big mistake, you can make amends, no need to commit suicide to apologize, and you don't need to shroud in horse leather, stay in it for a few years, and then come out and start again! ”

When the turkey heard this, his heart fluctuated greatly, and although he did not make a decision quickly, he bowed his head and was silent for a long time, and he was more energetic when he saw it.

"Damn" The old squad leader was a little anxious, and slapped it directly: "Stinky boy, what do you want?" The little master has said it to this point, why can't you tell the difference between the green and the white!?

"That's right!" The old company commander opened his mouth and scolded, "I see, what you kid took off this time is not your military uniform, but your IQ." The brain is in the water, I don't distinguish between friend and foe, and I can't figure out how many pounds and taels I have! If you continue like this, we won't have anything to talk about. You're just here to die, waiting for the stink to rot! ”

After speaking, the old company commander pulled Thangka, Li Jinfa and the old squad leader: "Little Uncle Li, Uncle Li, let's go!" ”

"Master! Wait a minute! The turkey called out, then lashed out at the thangka, "All right! Little master, in front of my master, senior brother, and Master Li for a few days, I will make a bet with you here, this evergreen bottom, I am determined! Truth be told, while listening to your calls, I also monitored the three of them around the clock. As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will not be defeated in a hundred battles! ”

"Oh?" Hearing Turkey say this, Thangka felt very surprised, "When you say the three of them, do you mean Lin Jiangyue and Zhang Yibing?" You've heard their, too? ”

"Yes!" Turkey nodded, "That's them!" Not to mention, your judgment is quite accurate, I have only been listening for two days in total, and I have already found out all the bad things they are doing openly and secretly. It was in this way that I gained a deep understanding of how they were and how they relate to each other. ”

"Okay!" Thangka clapped his hands, "You are simply a realistic version of "Eavesdropping"!" Ok, good, good! Now that you've made your mind clear, we'd like to extend a warm welcome! Well, the electronic curtain on the opposite side can be removed! ”