VIP Volume 1293 Electricity Comes Back to Life
"Let's take a look at who are the sixty-four generals listed by Tang Dezong? Fan Li, Guan Zhong, Tian Dan, Sun Bin, Lian Po, Zhao Hao, Wang Qian, Li Mu, Peng Yue, Cao Shen, Zhou Bo, Zhou Yafu, Li Guang, Wei Qing, Huo Quzhi. This is all a top famous general, think about it, starting from Fan Li, to the Tang Dezong period, spanning nearly 1,500 years, and only 64 famous generals were selected, how rare it is. ”
Among these sixty-four generals, only Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhou Yu, Lu Meng, Lu Xun, Deng Ai, and Lu Kang were at the same time as Zhang Liao. In other words, the same general of Wei was only Deng Ai, who pacified Shu in the later period. In the Song Dynasty, a temple was set up for the ancient famous generals again, and Zhang Liao was also included among the seventy-two famous generals. Including in the "Biography of Seventeen History and One Hundred Generals" written during the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhang Liao is also among them. ”
"The times make heroes!"
The storyteller paused as she uttered the epilogue.
Everyone in the audience listened to it and still looked at this peerless beauty with expectant eyes.
Thangka heard that this was a sentence from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and read out a sentence with a smile, "Heroes are also timely!" ”
At this time, it is also this sentence that comes out of the mouth of a beautiful woman.
In unison.
The storyteller seemed to hear his response from afar, smiled, and stopped for a moment.
Only then did everyone realize that she had used two epilogues to stop abruptly, a very open-ended ending.
In an instant, applause rang out, causing a sensation in the audience.
He didn't applaud, just watched quietly.
At this time, a person suddenly came next to him and asked, "What, I feel that she is not good?" ”
He was stunned and hurriedly turned sideways, only to realize that it was Luo Qing.
He blurted out, "Why are you here?" ”
She tilted her head: "I won't answer your call!" I'll just come in and see, what kind of stunning woman fascinates you, come in and take a look, it's really good, have a vision! ”
He took out his mobile phone and looked at it, there were really several missed calls, all of which were made by Luo Qing, but just now he turned his phone to silent mode and invested in the wonderful comments of the storytelling beauty, so he didn't hear it.
So, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, but quickly changed the topic: "Are you boasting about yourself?" To say that there are more beautiful women than you in the entire Xijing City, isn't that self-deception? ”
"Hey, hey!" She laughed, "You! It's sweet with this mouth! When I walked in just now, I saw that you looked at this storytelling beauty and almost lost your soul. However, when she finished speaking, everyone else applauded, but you didn't. Why, want to be different from others, so as to get her attention? ”
He was shocked, but he quickly calmed down and asked, "You are so decent, why do you eat sour grapes?" Let me ask you, didn't you just say okay, let Huo Xiaogongzi pick me up, and you go to pick up Brother Bird. Why don't you say it's okay, but you ran over? ”
She smiled: "I called just now, Brother Bird happened to pick up someone at the airport, and it was too far away." Huo Xiaogongzi was afraid that I would run too far, and you only gave me a time limit of no more than twenty minutes, worried that I would be in danger of speeding, so he offered to change with me. Actually, I know that this kid wants to create an opportunity for me to be alone with you, and to make up for the mistake of being disturbed by someone on his turf today. Since I have this kind intention, I can't refute his face too much, so I'll pick you up! ”
"Uh-huh!" He smiled, "It seems that this nominal apprentice is not in vain!" This kid has a bit of eyesight! ”
She replied, "Of course! In his eyes, there has never been such a thing as a nominee. You weigh more in his heart than your father! ”
Before he could answer, she sighed again: "However, the kindness of your nominal disciple who values love and righteousness seems to be going down the drain!" Originally, Miss Ben rushed over in a hurry, thinking that as soon as she picked you up, she would have a hug kill, a kiss kill, or even a hotter X kill. But who knows, after coming, there was nothing to kill, but I saw you and another peerless beauty killing each other here. ”
"What do you think!" He was a little arrogant and gave her a touch of the head first, and then said with a smile, "I didn't understand what you just said about killing and killing!" I only know that when the outstanding young people of your Luo Huo family come to pick me up, they can't wait for the left or right. I'm right here, listening to the Three Kingdoms Kill for a while! ”
"Hahaha!" She laughed, "With your brain, if you dare to call Lingguang second, absolutely no one dares to call it first!" I always thought you were a backbone monster in literature and history, and you still know such a trendy word for the Three Kingdoms! ”
"Underestimate me, don't you?" He asked rhetorically, "It has been six or seven years since the Three Kingdoms Killing arose, right?" Do you still think it's a trendy word to laugh at me? ”
"Don't dare!" She deliberately straightened, "You mean that you are the same husband, whose brand do you want to flip, which beauty you want to look at and kill, touch your head to kill, or even kill the Three Kingdoms, it is your right!" Those of us who can only plant some fresh grass and wait for the ram to stop for a while are left to look forward to it, right? ”
"Hahaha!" He couldn't help but laugh.
I have always felt that Luo Qing's knowledge of literature and history has increased greatly during this time, and it seems that this is really the case. Not only has he mastered a lot of poetry and allusions, but he has also studied this "ancient emperor's favored concubine", which is really unconvincing.
From the time of the Han and Jin dynasties, the harem system was gradually improved. And which concubine the emperor went to sleep with became a headache. As a result, a lot of "interesting" systems were born.
One is flopping, which is often mentioned in film and television dramas, that is, writing the names of all the concubines on each brand, buttoning them one by one, and then randomly flopping, and whoever turns over is who, which is now almost an idiom.
There is another, less common, but very interesting, sheep-drawn cart. That is, it is not a horse-drawn cart, nor an ox-drawn cart, but a sheep-drawn cart. You know, the sheep themselves walk slowly, and often stop while walking, and there is no regularity. Therefore, the emperor got into the cart pulled by the sheep and saw which concubine's door it parked and spent the night there.
The emperor who was the first to come up with such an idea can be regarded as a wonder. What's even funnier is that for this reason, an industry has also been spawned that is in short supply. That is, in order to make the seemingly irregular cart stop, the concubines tried everything they could. One of the most effective is to plant some of the sheep's favorite flowers and plants in front of the door. As a result, a new industrial chain similar to a gardener was formed. Whoever grows more flowers and plants and the sheep love to eat more, the more rewards they get.
Over time, such a law has been formed in the palace. No matter how good the face and body are, it is not as good as raising the grass planted by a gardener with a lot of money. Therefore, if the emperor who invented the sheep cart and chose a concubine for the night is a wonder, then the concubine who first realized that planting grass and keeping sheep is even more wonderful. It is similar to the height of the road and the height of the devil, which is called the emperor one foot high and the concubine one foot high.
I don't know where Luo Qing, the eldest lady, learned such a "partial" knowledge of literature and history, no, she will be like him, she has had a special study on this, right?
Not to mention, it's really possible! Otherwise, how could she have ordered both the flop and the fresh grass to be eaten by the sheep in one sentence?
So, Thangka couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Seeing him laughing, Luo Qing pretended to be an invincible girl and asked, "What, where did I say something wrong?" ”
He smiled and pulled her up from her seat: "Alright! Let's go! Tell me about you, you know both the flop and the sheep cart, even if you travel back a thousand years ago, the many concubines in the ancient city of Xijing were reborn, and you don't know much, right? ”
"Hey, hey!" She grabbed his hand and grabbed his arm, "How dare I compare with the beautiful concubines in the ancient city before?" Besides, I don't have that much money to find a gardener who knows so much about sheep and grazing. I'm going to put a small discharge device directly on the tail of the sheep, and if I let it stop but it doesn't stop, I will discharge it and see if it stops. ”
"Hahaha!" He couldn't stop laughing, "My Miss Luo, they all say that you, the princess of the underworld, are a ghost who everyone in the road is afraid of. In my opinion, you can change your name directly from today! ”
"What's the name?" She smiled and tilted her head, "Let's hear it, if the change is good, Miss Ben will respond to you!" ”
"That's right!" He pretended to be mysterious, "I see, don't be a ghost!" The girl's family, what the hell is not a ghost, it is not good. Just change one word, let the sheep see sorrow, okay? ”
"Hmmm! Sheep are worried! Sounds okay! It's not as murderous as the ghost, and it feels a little cute! She paused, looking thoughtful, but soon woke up, "Yes! You bad guy! This is scolding me! Sheep are most afraid of wolves, if I am worried, then I am a female wolf, right? ”
"Hahaha!" He couldn't stop laughing, "You just reacted!" Tell me, this sheep is neither a cow nor a horse, and you have to pull the cart to run, you are tired enough, and it is easy to want to eat some fresh grass, but not only do you not give it, but you also put a discharger on the poor sheep's tail, and you tell yourself, is it more ruthless than the she-wolf! ”
She was stunned, stepped forward, and gritted her teeth viciously: "I'm ruthless, what's the matter?" Who told you to look at this storyteller just now? ”
"Oops!" He let out a long sigh, "I'll just say, an open-minded underworld princess like you must have a small belly and chicken intestines." No, it's going to be wrong today, isn't it? I usually keep saying that I am humble and will never interfere no matter who I am with. Actually, how can you not intervene and just talk, right? ”
"You?" She seemed to be in her heart, and she stopped talking.
"That's it!" He dragged her out, "I don't know you yet?" If I'm not mistaken, two years ago, when you were in charge of the Miss World China Top 10 Contest to Xijing, you had design in mind. That night, your Uncle Huo Jiu asked them to come and have dinner with the Eight King Kongs who had just finished the deputy department-level selection examination in our municipal party committee. If I was a little careless and couldn't control it that day, I should have been eaten by you, a sheep, and those sisters should also be electrocuted by your discharger, right? ”