"Let me tell you about my situation first. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Shangguan Jinzhu stretched out his slender finger and nodded at the man in the photo, "I just said that this person is my ex." We have been in love for half a year, and at first, he didn't even dare to hold my hand, and often just walked around the school about half a meter away from me; Sometimes when I get tired of walking, I go to a movie, and everyone else has a physical conflict in the movie theater, but he still just looks at me secretly. ”

Yang Kai interrupted: "Senior sister, I'll interrupt first. With my years of experience in knowing people, such a person is either a pseudo-mother or a gay. ”

Shangguan Jinzhu didn't refute Yang Kai this time, she nodded and said, "I thought the same way at first, because this guy usually speaks softly, quietly, and does everything in his heart. However, he is also very careful in his work, and he takes good care of me, and it is precisely because I like him that I associate with him. But ......"

"But he cheated." Wei Shuxian pushed his glasses and said with a smile.

"No, if he cheated, I would have ordered someone to chop him into pieces of meat and throw him to the Qiantang River to feed the fish!"

When it comes to cutting people, the expression on Shangguan Jinzhu's face is very casual, as if it is not a human being that is chopped, but a fish head.

You looked at Shangguan Jinzhu and asked, "Did you dump him?" ”

"Yes." Shangguan Jinzhu nodded, "That guy changed his usual habits, not only did things roughly, but he was even more careless to me, and I kicked him directly in a fit of anger." ”

"Look, I said that this kind of person must be a well-dressed beast." Yang Kai came with an afterthought.

Shangguan Jinzhu glanced at the three of you and sighed: "Originally, with my character, since I have already kicked him away, I will definitely not pay attention to him anymore." But I don't know why, I've been dreaming about that day for the past two days, and I'll wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares, so I'll call you. ”

Raising your eyebrows, you immediately asked, "What does the scene of that day refer to?" ”

Shangguan Jinzhu glanced around, and said in a slightly low voice: "What I am going to say next, ordinary people will not believe it at all, because I heard that you have caught ghosts and fought with zombies or something, so I asked you for help." ”

"Tell me about it." You also deliberately lowered your voice.

"Wasn't the day before yesterday the Qingming Festival, neither of us went back, and we were bored at school, so we went to watch a movie. When I came back from watching the movie, I happened to pass through an old street, and there were not many people on the street at that time, and there were only some old people on the street before burning some in front of the house, and some even put some rice and food on it, and there were three sticks of incense on the rice. ”

As if going back to that night, Shangguan Jinzhu's voice was obviously trembling when he said this.

"And then, what happened to you?"

"Because I had a bad feeling about that street at the time, I wanted to go around to another pedestrian street, and I turned into an alley, which was eerie, so we walked in a hurry, and he and I accidentally kicked down the food and paper money that someone else had put in the alley." As he spoke, Shangguan Jinzhu, who was still apprehensive, picked up the Blue Mountain coffee and drank it in a big gulp, "It was nothing at first, because the alley was very gloomy, so I took out my headphones and listened to heavy metal music to ease the atmosphere, and guess what!?" ”

"The cry of a female ghost came from the headphones?" Yang Kai asked with a grin.

"It's mourning! I actually released the kind of mourning music that will only be released after a person dies, beating gongs and drumming suona! ”

Speaking of this, Shangguan Jinzhu was even more frightened: "What I've been most afraid of since I was a child is this kind of voice, as long as I hear some, I will get goosebumps all over my body." ”

"What about him?"

"Him?" Shangguan Jinzhu looked disdainful, "I listened to him, and he said that he heard someone shouting at him to turn back." ”

Yang Kai: "What happened after that?" ”

Shangguan Jinzhu rolled his eyes: "He ran away." ”

"Ran away?"

"Yes, it's like a mouse seeing a cat and jumping out. At that time, he was at least ten meters away from the mouth of the alley, and he rushed out in the blink of an eye. ”

"And then?"

"And then? Then I kicked him and beat him up by the way. The disdain on Shangguan Jinzhu's face became even stronger, "Hey, I said that you men are all so shameless?" ”

"Huh?"

Shangguan Jinzhu fired a map cannon and directly bombed the three of you.

"That guy didn't even dare to hold a hand when he was talking to me before, but he just broke up with me in the morning, and actually slept with a woman in the afternoon. The gap between before and after is too big, right? As he spoke, Shangguan Jinzhu picked up a photo, pointed to the woman in the photo, with a big wavy head and some gorgeous makeup, and said, "Could it be that the gap between me and this woman is really that big?" ”

You pondered for a moment, and said to Shangguan Jinzhu: "You asked us to come, do you want to solve your own affairs, or your predecessor." ”

Shangguan Jinzhu slapped the table, attracting the attention of everyone around.

She didn't care about the various stares of others, and said in a deep voice, "Solve my problem first." ”

"Okay, then you can tell me about your current situation."

"After that day, I had nightmares for two nights in a row, the first time I heard the kind of mourning that made my bones shiver, and the second time I dreamed that I was sleeping in a coffin, and in the dream I kicked the coffin desperately, and when I opened the coffin, I found dead people all around, and they were carrying me to the cemetery!"

Speaking of this, Shangguan Jinzhu's eyes once again flashed with fear.

After glancing at Shangguan Jinzhu for a few times, you smiled at her and said, "You little problem, there are too many people here and it's inconvenient, let's go out." ”

"Okay."

Shangguan Jinzhu does things the same as her dress, clean and neat, and never drags mud and water.

Out of the café and sitting in the passenger seat of the night owl, Shangguan Jinzhu turned his head to you and said, "I really didn't expect that you would like to drive such a rough and domineering car." ”

You just started the car, and you couldn't help but smile and ask, "Then what do you think I should drive?" ”

"It's similar to those cars driven by little white faces, Mercedes-Benz, BMW sports cars, etc."

"Little White Face ......"

Shangguan Jinzhu's words made the two of them cramp with laughter in the back.

Speaking of this, Shangguan Jinzhu added: "By the way, I've always wanted to ask you, how much does the Goddess of Martial Arts give you a month?" ”

"Poof—"

Yang Kai was cramping with laughter in the back row!

However, when you heard this, you didn't get angry at all, and grinned at the moment: "Three hundred yuan a month." ”

"Huh?" This time it was Shangguan Jinzhu's turn to be surprised, "If you don't want to say it, forget it, why are you talking about such a boring lie." ”

"Hehe, it's really not a lie, this is what we agreed thirteen years ago." At this time, the car had already driven out of the parking space, entered the driveway, and drove towards No. 72 Baojia Street.