Fortunately, a pale yellow magic barrier has appeared between you and the monster, otherwise you would believe that in a few seconds, your head would be in the monster's bloody mouth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

While greeting all the women of Lei Xiu's family from 15 years old to 40 years old in your heart, you took a step towards the mountain.

Due to the enchantment, he walks very slowly, and looks weak, feeling like a deflated balloon.

It was getting dusk, and the sun was standing a little weakly on the distant hill, and in order to save your life, you increased the frequency of your steps, but what made you very depressed was that this fat body was very difficult to even take a step, let alone run quickly.

"Damn, if it weren't for the body being swapped by that bastard, Lao Tzu wouldn't have suffered this kind of bird anger."

Glancing at the setting sun on the horizon, you strode forward with all the strength of your suckling and cave.

However, when you are less than a hundred meters away from the cliff, you suddenly find that the magical barriers on both sides of the road have disappeared.

"Lotus pen tear Lazi!"

With a wrong step, you fall to the ground again, just in time to spot a piebald tiger baring its two thick fangs and slowly walking towards you.

"I can't imagine that I will die in the mouth of this monster who is handsome and dashing, heavens, earth, I am still a virgin ******!"

With a long roar from the tiger, the tiger pounces on you, and you subconsciously push out your hands.

"Roar!"

The disgusting smell almost fainted, and when you came back to your senses, you found that your hands were clenched tightly on two thick fangs!

When he saw the tiger's bloody mouth, he subconsciously shook his hand - "Touch!" ”

After a few seconds, the sound of the spotted tiger being hit on the ground came from the open space more than ten meters away from you.

Ay?

Silly.

You look at your hands stupidly, as if you have two million gold and silver tickets in your hands.

"What's going on, when did I have so much strength...... Oh, by the way, this body is Lei Xiu's bastard, it seems that the rumors are true, this bastard is really born with divine powers. ”

"Roar!"

The spotted tiger leaps up from the ground and lunges at you.

You didn't dodge, you swung your fist and slammed it into the jaws of the Spotted Tiger!

Sure enough, as you expected, the brindle tiger was easily knocked away by you like a sandbag.

Looking at your hands, you suddenly laugh lewdly, as if there was a bed in front of him, and on the bed lay two nude women with sultry postures - "Born with divine powers." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, born with divine powers."

On the way, you have always had that kind of expression, and when you think of your future life, you start to make a fuss.

Actually, you're not the kind of person who gets into the horns, and if you think about it, except for a fat and bloated body that makes you feel a little uncomfortable, the rest is pretty good.

Men, as long as they live well, oh no, it's wrong, as long as they have money and status, what kind of beauty can't be found?

Let's talk about Lei Xiu's identity - the son of the Prime Minister of the Empire!

How noble and glorious this identity is, compared to that bullshit cottage leader, the difference between the two is more than heaven and earth!

The most important thing is that you heard that Lei Xiu inherited his grandfather's blood realm, and he was born with divine power, and one person can easily throw an adult bull out of a hundred meters.

"Isn't it just a little fatter, Lao Tzu will lose weight after I go back, hehe, by that time I will have to be windy, rain and rain, and I will make a lot of money now."

You were born in a poor family, and your dream in this life is nothing else, that is, you want to live a life like those high-ranking officials and nobles who count money with beautiful women.

It's March in spring, the grass grows and the eagle is fat, and the white clouds are blooming in the blue sky.

The surrounding environment of Yama Academy is indeed good, the scenery is pleasant, and in the eyes of you who have completely figured it out, it seems that the flowers are also affectionate, and the wind is also smiling.

The air is full of fragrance, and the sky and earth are like naked beauties, exuding a seductive smell of estrus, even the strange magical beasts that occasionally flash around are docile as kittens.

You seem to see that after leaving the academy, the delicate beauties in the Qinglou are stripped naked, smiling and spreading their legs and waiting for you, you can't help but Yaxing is furious, and a strange song naturally pops out of your mind: "Sweet honey, how sweet you smile, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze, where, where have I seen you, ah, in a dream......"

It's a strange song, and even you don't know where it came from or who created it.

These lyrics and tones are blurted out and don't need to go through the brain.

Similar things have often happened before, from childhood to adulthood, you will always have some strange thoughts in your mind, when you occasionally see a magician flying through the sky with a staff, you will unconsciously pop out of this sentence: "Cut, what a cow, if there is a plane, I will definitely kill you little ones!" ”

However, after the words are spoken, you will be confused about the word "airplane" for a long time, but fortunately, you are open-minded by nature and will not be fettered by trivial things, and over time, you will get used to it.

After howling all the way, you stop, and at the end of the road is a cliff with a small sign: "Don't go back." ”

"Cut, Lao Tzu never goes back." You scornfully despise the person who wrote it.

At this time, looking up, a small black dot gradually widens in your pupils, and after a while, a middle-aged man stands on a stone disc and falls lightly.

"Come on."

The middle-aged man didn't even squint at the corner of his eyes, and his tone of voice was extremely arrogant.

You cursed in your heart, and then obediently followed the middle-aged man to the stone disc.

followed the middle-aged man to the top of the mountain, but you were frightened by the momentum in front of you, where is this still an academy, it is a large military fortress at all!

At this moment, you and the middle-aged man are standing at the gate of the academy, the gate of the academy is more than ten meters high, and the five big characters of "Yama Academy" inlaid on the left side of the gate are carved from five huge stones. Probably due to the existence of natural barriers, the academy has only one gate and no walls, because the academy is surrounded by ostentatious cliffs!

Bypassing the gate, the middle-aged man pointed to the towering tower in the distance and said, "You report there, be careful on the road, don't let me die." ”

As soon as the words fell, the middle-aged man stepped on the stone disc and flew up again.

Ha?

He's dead?

What kind of joke is it, you will die if you walk? What does the UFO man mean by this?

You take a slow stride, and graffiti is everywhere. Even this series of unhealthy messages will be written at the feet:

"Do you want to eat grapefruit with barbecued pork? Please come to Building 3, Area C. ”

"My sister and sister have cobwebs? However, don't come alone. Building 3, Area C. ”

"Koukou grapefruit, **** barbecued pork, waiting for you every day. Building 3, Area C. ”

"Hey, I'm starting to like it here." Along the way, you see a lot of information that he dreamed of, and when you look up at the sky, you let out a sigh, "This is a paradise for pests." ”

"Kill!"

At an intersection, you suddenly hear the sound of fighting in front of you, and after a while, two groups of people collide together, punching and kicking for a while, and their heads are bleeding. A few men were stunned when they saw you, and then they approached you with sticks and sneering.