Chapter 131: The Civil, Military, Rogue Panda

"You're a rascal, a heinous rascal!" She gently tapped the plate with her fork, as if she were singing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info%77%77%77%2e%76%6f%64%74%77%2e%63%6f%6d

"Gotta get it!" He was proud in his heart, knowing that he had broken through the last line of defense in her heart, and by now, it was already a matter of minutes to really go to the room and roll up the sheets.

Why?

It's very simple, the girl's family, even if she has a very good impression of you in her heart, is generally embarrassed to say, if you really use force, she will be half pushed and half done at most. Of course, this is ideal. Achieving this state is unattainable, and there are many variables that can happen.

This is because she may push you out!

A girl's mind is always very delicate and tangled, even if there are thousands of wishes in her heart, there will be thousands of reserves, once there are subtle changes, or you don't understand her so-called reserve, it will be troublesome. Perhaps, in the process of pushing and shoving, you will become more and more "offended" by her, and you may turn a good thing into a bad thing.

Therefore, he has released a "big move" today. To put it simply, it is to use half-joking but sincere language to tell her that even if you open a room, it is the same as eating, it is sincere, and there is no such thing as "wanting to take advantage". As long as this point is broken, a firm seed will be planted in the hearts of girls.

In fact, to put it on the opposite side, whether sincere or not, which man's essence is not "wanting to take advantage"? Without exception, it just depends on whether you dare to face it.

Sometimes, this kind of daring to face is much stronger than that kind of dodging. Originally, what you love and I want, why do you talk so much, it's best to be direct.

Today, this is the case, and the word "open room" can be used as a joke, which is equivalent to uncovering the last leaf of shame for Adam and Eve. Everything that follows is waiting for the water to come to fruition.

All of the above is called a roller coaster flirtatious girl, first let you be gentle and romantic to death, and then let you be a hooligan and scoundrel to death. In a word, it is to make you in front of him, everything and nothing. After a few rounds like this, she wanted to withdraw again, it was impossible, and suddenly she had an epiphany, only to find that you were all she had, and she had both dignity and no dignity in front of you, so she could only be committed to you.

Of course, he is different from others, even if others can go on a roller coaster to flirt with girls, they will only "pass", but for him, "two", "three", and even "four", switching back and forth between peaks and troughs, is just a matter of hand. Moreover, the more comfortable it is, the more enjoyable it is.

At this moment, he took the initiative to get up, put some vegetables and fruits on her plate, and said with a smile: "Eat something clear, it's time for the next dish in a while!" ”

"Oh?" She seemed to smile, "This big rascal is not pretending to be poor anymore, and he is starting to restore his true identity as a rich and handsome?" ”

He responded: "Gao Fu and handsome dare not be!" However, it's still okay to be a sanctimonious rogue! I have just shown the essence of the hooligans to the fullest, and now I fully reflect the sanctimony, do you think it's okay? ”

"Hmm!" She laughed, her eyes were bright, and she was very good-looking, "I like you to be straightforward and frank, even if you are a hooligan, you are also a hooligan thoroughly, it's so good!" ”

"Hey, hey!" He smiled, "How do you say that, you are not afraid of anything, you are afraid that the hooligans are educated, right?" What's more, pandas know martial arts, and they can't stop it, right? ”

"Hee-hee!" She smiled and curled her eyes, "So, you're a rogue panda who is both literate and martial arts?" ”

"Correct! All-in! He clapped his hands, "My panda club has a lot of martial arts, do you want to know what they have?" ”

"What else?" She curled her lips, "Look at you like this, polite. If you want to say that you know martial arts, no one will believe it at all, so it's okay to lie to me, an ignorant girl? ”

He picked up a dinner plate and motioned for her to take it: "So, you take this with both hands and slam it to the ground hard, and see if I can catch it before it breaks, okay?" ”

"You?" Her eyes widened, "Such a cow?" You're not going to trick me into breaking the plate and letting everyone here see my jokes, are you? ”

"Then it depends on whether you have the guts?" He narrowed his eyes.

She still didn't dare a little, and said weakly: "If you don't catch it, will you be made to lose, and you will have to spend a lot of money?" ”

"Hahaha!" He laughed, "You don't have to worry about that! So, let's make a bet, how about it? ”

"What bet?" Although she looked a little timid, her eyes shone brightly, and it was obvious that she was completely attracted to it.

"If I can't catch this plate, I lose. Then, I will pay for the broken money, and then spend money to buy a full set of exquisite tableware here for you, and in the future, your soybean milk shop will expand, you can build a VIP room, and put this set of tableware in the middle of the table, okay? ”

"Hmmm! That's a good idea! She laughed, "But, after you say this, should I hope you can't catch this beautiful set of cutlery?" Isn't it too utilitarian and unauthentic to say this? ”

"For the sake of your own interests, you can't talk about being authentic or not authentic!" He smiled, "However, I can already hear what you mean, and you want me to improve my chips, right?" Okay, then, if I can catch it, then you can reward you with ten sets of exquisite tableware so that your VIP room can be put together on a table, okay? ”

"Really?" There was a look of surprise in her eyes, "In this case, then I really hope you can catch it!" However, if I bet on this, I don't have anything to lose, and it's all you who bleed. Isn't it appropriate to do this? ”

"Hey, hey!" He smiled wickedly, "You have a little conscience and know that you have taken advantage of it." This kind of gambling is a bit unfair, and it is too much for you to take advantage of. Otherwise, you're bleeding too to make your chips more exciting and interesting? ”

"This ......" she hesitated for a moment, her chest kept rising and falling, and it seemed that after mustering up a lot of courage, she said, "What a bleeding method, you can say, as long as I can do it......"

"Of course you can do it, but I'm afraid you won't dare ......," his eyes flickered, as if he had guessed that she would say that.

"What don't you dare!" She raised her face, looking at it and wanting to make people feel the urge to kiss Fangze.

"That's good! Since you're so bold, I'll be straight to the point! Anyway, your evaluation of me has already been positioned, and I am a rogue panda who understands both culture and martial arts! He smiled and lowered his voice, "I know martial arts, but it's not just about taking plates. What's even worse is ...... in bed."

"Oops! You hate it! Necrotic! Her face turned red all of a sudden, and she stomped on him under the table, making him grin in pain.

"If you don't attack so suddenly, you must be crippled if you step on my feet so hard!"

"It's good to be crippled!" She tilted her head with a smile, "A heinous rascal like you, who dares to call himself a national treasure giant panda, should let you lie there crippled, so that you don't have to harm people again!" ”

"Good, good! Grandma! I'm scared of you! He couldn't help but shake his head, "Okay, let's not talk about this for now, let's take advantage of it first, let's throw the plate away?" Do you want this exquisite tableware? ”

"Absolutely! Look, I'm going to throw it away! Before he could react, the plate in her hand had already fallen.

"Yikes!" He let out an exclamation, he didn't expect this girl to play yin, and the whole sudden attack came, and he hurriedly subconsciously reached out to grab it.

It stands to reason that in such a hurry, the reaction was already half a beat slower, and if she slammed the plate down, even the gods would not be able to catch it.

However, it is probably that she still has good intentions and hopes that he will be able to catch the plate and complete the impossible task. So he didn't fall down, he just lowered his hands and let the plate fall freely.

It is precisely because of this that it gives him the possibility of catching it.

Of course, even then, it would require lightning-fast reflexes and swift accuracy.

In fact, he does have both skills!

It was two years ago, and when he first arrived in Crouching Tiger Town, he didn't have much to do, except for playing cards with "White Cake", and the rest of his free time, he was mixed with "Ghost Foot Seven" Ah Cake and "Shadowless Hand" Ah Xiang every day.

At first, he was joking, and he said that although I am higher than you in terms of wisdom and strategy, I am a big step behind you when it comes to fists and feet. Otherwise, you two will teach me a few tricks, and I will call you "teacher".

Ah Pi and Ah Xiang were frightened at that time, and waved their hands one after another, saying that they didn't dare. But he became more and more interested, and said that you don't underestimate me, thinking that I, a weak scholar, am not the material for learning martial arts. In this way, you can teach casually, whether you can learn or not is my own business, and I will never complain that neither of you can do well.

In this way, Ah Cake and Ah Xiang agreed to teach them to try. At first, I thought he was just three minutes hot, learn to learn, and just pose. But I didn't expect that this Tang Shao was really obsessed, and he pestered them to teach them something real when he had nothing to do, so as to pass the time of boredom.

The two of them didn't dare to slack off, the purpose of them coming to Crouching Tiger Town was to obey all Tang Shao's arrangements. Since this young master is so attentive, then teach more, anyway, in addition to understanding, learning martial arts has to work hard. When he feels bitter, this Tang Shao will definitely stop practicing.

However, I don't know if I don't teach, I was shocked when I teach, and when a week or two passed, these two "teachers" found that this Tang Shao was really not simple, just in such a short time, and he didn't have any kung fu foundation at all, but he was learning what it was like.

It seems that there really is a thing called "talent" in this world. Moreover, to a certain extent, the talents of "literature" and "martial arts" are the same, and there is no essential difference. This Tang Shao often talked to them about "touching the bypass", which seems to be the truth.

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