Chapter 870: Knocking the Uncrowned King
He softened his tone a little, but he was still angry: "Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Let me ask you, it was ten o'clock last night, did your old man find me in vain like a fire-fighting call, and let me give you a tip to solve the problem of excavating your ancient tombs, right? ”
Lao Shan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes!" This is definitely yes, didn't you help me coordinate the announcement, and today we also specially arranged a special interview to complete our cultural relics work by reporting on our state-of-the-art positioning reflectometer, so as to guide our citizens to pay attention to the protection of the tomb of the Golden Emperor. What a good thing www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, we are now regarded by the entire cultural relics world as the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves the suffering! ”
"Humph!" He hummed out from his nose disdainfully: "Guanyin Bodhisattva? Is it really a cultural relics world? I think, don't talk about these unreliable, if I can be a good person in your old man's mind, I will burn incense and worship the Buddha, Amitabha! ”
Lao Shan was shocked: "Brother Tang, why do you say that?" ”
He quietly paved the way: "Your brother begs me to help you expand the publicity and create a good environment for the development of your ancient tombs. I also added a stopper to your people, so that your people could bring their equipment and go straight to the Golden Force station, where we have the most capable film crew. After filming in the morning, it will be broadcast in the evening. Is that so? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Lao Shan agreed repeatedly: "Either how can you say that you are a living bodhisattva?" In this way, we have given the green light to the cultural relics community, looking at the whole of Xijing, and only you can do it! ”
"Phew! Don't talk to me about the Bodhisattva again! I've never seen such an aggrieved bodhisattva! He scolded and said the true chapter: "Lao Dan, tell me, what kind of demons and monsters are you sending?" Our two city anchors went to invite them in person, and we paid enough attention to the work of cultural relics. But the leading fairy of your Cultural Relics Bureau just gave us two beauties a nose of ash, and now they are crying so much that they are raining. Ok, it's not good for a woman, I'll ask my full-time liaison officer to ask for it, give me enough face. But you, the great immortal, still don't let your equipment get off the car, and let us send a special film crew to go back to the ancient tomb excavation site with you. Did you do that? That's too big, isn't it? Are we begging you, or are you begging us, it's too slippery, right? ”
"How can such a thing happen?" Lao Dan's voice buzzed: "Bai Yishu, this little Wang Balamb, did he take crazy medicine, and dare to do this, see that I don't pick his skin?" ”
It turned out that this white-faced scholar was really surnamed Bai, and his name was Bai Yishu. Not to mention, the name is quite elegant, and it seems that there is some culture in the family. It's just that the big man has such a name, which is inevitably a bit of a mother. As the name suggests, this guy is really a sissy. is also a white-faced scholar, compared with Thangka's dragon and tiger steps, why is the difference so big?
At this time, he had already heard Fu and Chen walking towards the command car with Bai Yishu in their headsets, and immediately smiled at Lao Dan: "Lao Dan, let's do it, if you don't peel the skin, I'll talk about it later." Let me first test your old tradition of dealing with antiquities every day, to see if you are receptive to new things? ”
"Something new?" Lao Shan couldn't help but be stunned, "Brother, what do you mean?" Although I am called an antique, I am notoriously fond of new things, and if nothing else, I will say that I have now got your underground positioning reflector, but I have introduced it after I saw it last time I went abroad. Now it can play such a big role, but it has promoted the cultural relics work of our Xijing for more than ten years! ”
"Hmm!" He slowed down his tone at this time: "I'm not talking about these big things, I'm talking about small things." Let's just say that these young people use fresh ideas, such as WeChat or something, will they use it? ”
"WeChat?" Lao Shan was slightly surprised: "What's so difficult about this?" I now use WeChat every day, and I'm already a loyal fan of this thing. My daughter is abroad now, and I remember that when we came together, I used the video call function of WeChat. Usually, even if you don't have wifi, you can use the traffic to send an audio and emoji or something, which is very convenient! ”
"Hahaha!" He praised: "Not only do you know video notifications, but you can also use audio and emojis?" Sure enough, it is old and strong, both traditional and innovative! Good! In that case, the criticism of you can be slowed down. Well, let's be honest, I'm on their set right now. I'll invite your non-salty subordinate to my car, and you'll have a video call with him in person, okay? ”
"Good, good!" Lao Shan was ruthless: "This Bai Yishu, I explained it to him well yesterday!" He got up early in the morning and caused me such a big disaster, seeing that I didn't kill him alive? Brother Tang, don't worry, I will definitely deal with this matter seriously. I'll immediately ask this little white to kneel down and apologize to you, if you are still angry, I will rush over and personally apologize to you! ”
There was finally a long-lost smile on his face: "Come and go, don't run away from your brother." As for the white-faced scholar under you, known as the jade-faced little flying dragon, don't let him kneel, as long as you don't bury our news system anymore, let us help you complete the cultural relics propaganda work, even if you burn high incense! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Lao Shan even claimed on the other end of the phone, "Brother Tang, my own brother, no matter what, this matter is my fault." I don't know why this little white lost his mind and became like this, but after all, I didn't use people properly. So, weren't you there? Tell me your WeChat ID, I'll add you right away, and then we'll have a video, you hand the phone to this crazy little white, see if I don't kill him! ”
"Good!" He smiled: "The WeChat account is my mobile phone number, you can add it." Your great immortal is about to get on the bus, and I'll leave it to you next! I have only one request, don't let this kid kneel! Really, it's not angry talk, I can't stand it! ”
After saying that, he hung up the phone and waited quietly.
Outside the car door, Fu and Chen knocked lightly three times. He sat upright and didn't move, and motioned to the "frog" Xiao Liu to go over and knock on the door. Looking at the phone again, the old order has been sent to WeChat verification, and after clicking through, he quickly received a video call application.
He couldn't help laughing: "This old single, it seems that he really didn't lie, this WeChat is really slippery, it seems to be more skilled than me, and it is also amazing!" ”
At this time, the car door had opened, and Bai Yishu, the "white-faced scholar", stood opposite him and looked in his direction with a slightly surprised gaze.
He didn't even pay attention to this young man who was as white as himself, and he didn't even look at it.
If I was quite jealous of it just now, it was that I didn't know what the situation was at first. Through the attack of the "Frog King" Xiao Chen just now, he has already brought this Bai Yishu to his command car, and more importantly, the "tiger" Shan Jixiang behind this "fox" has been completely done.
At this time, Bai Yishu was looking at him intently, but he saw him holding the phone as if no one was around, talking and laughing, and it took a while to stop, smile at himself, and ask: "Your name is Bai Yishu, right?" ”
Bai Yishu was stunned and opened his mouth wide: "How do you know my name?" ”
He smiled: "It's not strange that I know your name, it's strange that someone will make you kneel down on the phone in a moment!" ”
"Get down on your knees?" Bai Yishu suddenly felt that the fair-skinned person in front of him was like a visitor from outside the sky, and he couldn't figure out how he could say such a thing.
He smiled coldly: "What? You think I'm kidding? Or do you think I'm not talking about people? ”
Bai Yishu's eyes widened: "I don't know you, and no matter what you say, I can't understand it!" What kind of society is this, and you still want a person to kneel, do you think it's ancient? What else do you have to do three kneels and nine bows, who do you think you are? Let me tell you the truth, even if you are the head of this liaison officer just now, I am not afraid of you! What's the big deal? ”
He was already very accustomed to this stunned scholar's offense, and he didn't care about him, so he made a grimace directly at the old man on the mobile phone screen: "You heard it, and you saw it, I didn't exaggerate in the slightest!" Okay, let's talk to him! ”
After speaking, he handed the phone to Bai Yishu, "Here you go!" I hope you remember what you just said, and no matter who it is, you must not kneel! ”
"Of course not!" Bai Yishu replied, he wanted to take the phone, but he quickly came to his senses and turned his face: "You said you would answer the phone, I won't answer it!" ”
He smiled and put his hands behind his back, watching the white-faced scholar who was on the verge of death continue to die.
Bai Yishu's eyes widened: "What are you laughing at, if I don't take it, I won't take it, we are all backbone people who engage in cultural relics......"
"Bai Yishu!" Shan Daquanhuo had already let out a thunderous roar on the phone: "I see that you are really fucking muddy and can't get on the wall!" It's a shame that I entrusted you with such an important task, and you are so stinky that you are putting on a stinky show. I think you're impatient, do you want me to take off your pants and beat you up to understand something! ”
Bai Yishu was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and then he heard that it was Shan Jixiang's voice, and hurriedly took the initiative to snatch the phone from the hand that Thangka was carrying, and immediately saw the image of Lao Shan: "Master! How could it be you? ”
Master? Hearing Bai Yishu call out this name, everyone was stunned.
It turned out that this little white face turned out to be Shan Daquan's apprentice, no wonder he regarded himself so highly. Think about it, Shan Daquanhuo is known as the entire Xijing cultural relics world, so as the descendant disciple of this "uncrowned king", his status in the cultural relics world must not be low, no wonder he is so uninhibited and uninhibited, it seems that there is still a background!
Lao Dan's face had turned into a pig's liver color on the other side of the screen, and he almost shouted in a voice that was close to roaring: "Master! You're embarrassed to call me Master! Blame me for being blind and accepting a guy like you as an apprentice, it's really humiliating! ”