818.Chapter 818 Pickled Girls Fight, Mix and Eat and Wait for Death

On the podium, you squinted your eyes slightly, glanced at everyone present, and said with a smile: "Everyone comes from different families, different living environments, and naturally carries different expectations from parents. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Stepping down the podium and pacing slowly down the aisle between desks.

"However, please remember that this is the school, and you are a student, and from the moment you step through the school gates, the outside world has nothing to do with you."

He continued: "Everyone, at every stage of life, has a different role to play. Whether you are active or passive, you must accept it, because this is life. ”

After turning around, you stood on the podium again: "Learning is a student's duty, as a student, what can you do if you don't study?" ”

"Teacher, of course I don't understand carving silk like you." Li Yichen, who wore studs on his ears and dyed his hair like a golden retriever, leaned back on the chair, crossed his legs on the desk, and said with a grin.

"Oh? You know what you say, come, tell me about it. ”

You are also smiling, and with your right hand propped up, the person is already sitting on the high podium table, and your right foot is directly on the desk of a boy in the front row.

Everyone looked at each other, and their eyes flashed with surprise.

The head teacher has been teaching them for nearly two years, and everyone has given him a nerd nickname in the past two years, everyone knows that Mu Yun only knows how to read by death, and the things he teaches are all rote memorization in textbooks, which is very boring.

Moreover, in the past, the head teacher gave Class 7 the feeling that he was a very cowardly person, and he didn't even dare to speak loudly, and when facing Li Yichen, he was even more intimidating, on the one hand, because Li Yichen had a rich father and a huge family power; On the other hand, this guy has good fists and feet, once he fought with street gangsters, and one person held seven or eight bricks alone and did not fall behind, in Haipu No. 7 Middle School, no one dared to argue with Li Yichen.

Regarding your performance today, Li Yichen was not only surprised, but also more interested.

Li Yichen asked directly: "Teacher, I heard that you have a girlfriend with a good face and figure, working in a foreign company?" ”

"Hmm." You nodded.

Li Yichen touched his nose and asked with a smile, "Have you ever been to bed?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the boys next to him immediately coaxed, while most of the girls were blushing, and some even covered their faces with books.

"You don't need to make a fuss, this problem is also one that you have to face now." You smiled and said to Li Yichen, "Theoretically speaking, it is impossible for a silk carving like me to get her into my bed before I get married, so I shouldn't have done it yet." ”

Li Yichen stretched out his slap and shook it slightly: "Five, I've been with five women." The first one was my little nanny, I was only twelve years old at the time, tsk, that taste, indescribable. ”

"Are you wearing a condom?"

Li Yichen was stunned for a moment, and didn't react at once.

Seeing that everyone didn't react, you couldn't help laughing and said, "As a sophomore in high school who is about to take the final exam, haven't you ever taken physiology class?" ”

Pang Yuxuan said with a smile: "We had a physiology class before, but the female teacher in the class was shyer than us, and she blushed without saying a few words. ”

You shrugged: "In that case, in a few days, I will invite a senior expert for you to give a physiology class, and you boys will not know that you girls have harmed you; And the girl didn't know what to do with it even if she was harmed. ”

At this point, you get down from the podium, pick up the textbook, flip through two pages, and then throw it aside.

"Bump."

The heavy textbook was thrown on the podium, and it made a loud noise, and at the same time it struck the hearts of all the students, and you then said something that made them even more excited: "What a broken book, I will fall asleep in both eyes, let alone you." ”

"yes, yes, the content of this book is boring, and it's not as good as the novel!"

Pang Yuxuan immediately coaxed.

"Alright, it's class time, quiet."

With a slight press of your hand, the crowd immediately fell silent.

In fact, the thinking of students is very simple, and it is easy to gain their trust, after all, everyone is young by nature, and there is no generation gap.

"Tell us about your hobbies and future plans."

"Future plans?"

Everyone understands hobbies, but many people are starting to scratch their heads about future planning.

"The so-called future planning refers to what you plan to do after graduating from high school. whether to continue to college, or to go straight into society; After going to university, you can't continue to be a graduate student, of course, you can take a master's degree, and finally get a doctorate. People always have to enter society, and before that, they must give themselves a whole plan for the future. ”

You pause, and then say, "It's like you boys reading a novel, the future plan is the outline in the author's hand, and when the author starts writing the first chapter, the ending is already doomed; As for girls, your future planning is equivalent to going out shopping, there are a few shops you must visit, some snacks must be eaten, and when you are full and shopping, the time is about the same, you should come back. ”

Such a metaphor made Zhang Xidong and Zai Junju, who didn't care much about it, raise their heads slightly and glance at you.

Li Yichen seemed particularly interested today, and said with a smile: "Teacher Mu, my plan is very simple, eat and wait for death. ”

"What else?"

Li Yichen thought for a while and said, "Pick up girls and fight." ”

Without speaking, you turn around and pick up the chalk and draw two series of drawings on the blackboard.

The first series of paintings is of seven trees, which start as seedlings and eventually grow into towering trees.

The second series of paintings is also seven trees, but by the time the fourth tree is reached, it begins to grow, the torso twists and twists to the back, and there are even rattan sticks hanging on it.

When Li Yichen saw it, he immediately smiled and said, "Teacher, we are not three-year-old children, the teachers in the kindergarten have already taught this kind of thing." ”

Let Li Yichen say this, and the four of them coaxed.

No annoyance, you still start explaining with a smile on your face.

"The first series of paintings is about the life of ordinary people, whose roots are red, and it strives to grow and eventually become a towering tree; As for the second series, I would like to say that this is the life I aspire to. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned, and the audience was silent, including Zhang Xidong and Zai Junju, who also looked at you with burning eyes.

"Scrap wood?" Li Yichen was also a little puzzled, and scratched his head.