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"The turtle took off its vest, yes, it's still the turtle that runs very fast!"

"Oh my God!!"

Some people can't listen to it anymore, this, this, this you are so talented!

Your expression is extremely rich: "Go on." A man accidentally lost the money he had just brought in, and when he returned home, his wife was furious and scolded him for nearly an hour. At last her wife stopped scolding him and asked him, 'How would you feel if you didn't see me for three days in a row?' The man blurted out, 'It will feel good.' As a result, his fierce wife resorted to family law, and as for what family law, hehe will know it by listening to it. He didn't see his wife on the first day. I didn't see his wife for the second or third day. Finally, on the fourth day, the swelling on his face had subsided, and he could barely see his wife a little bit in the corner of his left eye. Aha, oh ho ho, isn't it funny? Hahahaha......"

No one responded, and some people had already completely rolled their eyes, and their impression of you had completely changed at that time.

You don't seem to care about other people's eyes at all, and you continue: "Come again, come again." Once upon a time there was a bird that passed by a cornfield every day, but one day a fire broke out in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn. When the little bird flew over, it thought it was snowing, but it froze to death. ”

"Poof!" Someone laughed at last, but the sound was from the carriage, and the sound was very seductive.

I was encouraged to hear that someone could understand your bad jokes, and then said: "Actually, the first few are not too funny, I read a joke in a folk book a few days ago, it's very funny, do you want to listen to it?" ”

Shi Kai suddenly asked, "General, what kind of rice is corn, why have you never heard of it?" ”

Hearing this, you can't help but be stunned: "Well, don't worry about those details, it's just a joke anyway." ”

"No, no need, hehe, those ones are already funny, hehe." Black Tooth Changzhi hurriedly spoke, in fact, he was afraid of being frozen to death by your cold jokes, and he suddenly found that the boss was the boss, and even the power of telling a joke was so great.

"Oh, it's okay, I'll tell you! Once, when the potato and the rice cake were fighting, the potato was so angry that he kicked the rice cake into the sea. ”

"Oh...... And then what? Hei Tooth Changzhi didn't want to be cold, so he asked.

"I'm done, let's talk about the second one." You're tight.

But everyone wants to cry without tears, this ...... It's really tough!

When you said that you were happy, you even shook your feet: "Once upon a time there was a pair of lovers, and when they decided to get married, there was a war on the border, and the man decided to enlist in the army. However, before that, they went to the seashore, and said that they would meet on the beach on this day three years later, and the man gave his lover a ring as a promise of love. However, after three years, the woman did not wait for her man, and she was so sad that she threw the ring into the sea. In fact, it was the woman who misunderstood the date location, and it turned out that the man had been waiting for her. But I missed it like this, and it became a pity. The boy was also very sad and decided to stay by the sea and wait for the girl. One day he went out fishing, and guess what he hit? ”

"Rings?" This doesn't seem to be a joke anymore, but rather a story. But it's all boring anyway, and even Zhen Nan is involved at this time.

"It's not! It's a rice cake! Wowha, ha......"

You're invincible!

And then he said, I'm not tired anyway. It's still the same pair of lovers. One day, when the man heard that his lover was getting married, he was very sad, so he threw his wedding ring into the sea. A few days later, he caught a fish to eat. As soon as he took a bite of the fish, he bit something very hard, spit it out and looked at it, guess what he saw? ”

"Rings?" Zi Yi asked.

"It's not!" You shake your head.

"Rice cakes?" Zhen Nan asked.

"Hehe, how can it be a rice cake." You're triumphant.

"What's that?"

"Fish bones!"

"Bang!" A large group of people hit the street en masse!

Oops, speechless, invincible!

Fortunately, you didn't say anything about it, otherwise it is estimated that a large number of people would have fallen to the ground.

Out of Chang'an, you are like a wild horse that has escaped the leash, as if you have changed a person.

When Zhen Nan saw you jumping down from the tree, she couldn't help but walk up to you, and said with a coquettish smile: "I didn't expect my husband to have this talent, I've never heard such a chilling joke before." ”

"That's it, don't look at who your husband and I are." Your face is full of pride.

After lunch and a short rest, the convoy moved on.

The journey is long and boring, I don't know if it's your luck is too good, or the security of Datang is first-class, half a month's trip, I didn't meet half a horse thief on the road, bandits or something. Ahem, this is probably because you read too many online novels before, and I wanted a few bandits to appear on the way, and then for you to play.

Half a month later, you arrived safely in Minzhou.

Outside the city gate of Minzhou, your convoy was greeted by a grand greeting, and Pei Yuanfu, the assassin of Minzhou, was waiting for you at the gate of the city with officials of Minzhou.

When you got out of the car, Pei Yuanfu recognized you at a glance among the crowd.

"General Luo has been fortunate all the way." Pei Yuanfu has a big belly, a shiny face, small eyes, and a smile on his skin, so he knows that it is not a good thing at a glance.

However, when you are new to Minzhou, you will naturally not offend these local local snakes at first, and a smile also appeared on your face, and you arched your hand towards Pei Yuanfu and said, "You must be the Pei master that my eldest brother often talks about, right?" ”

Although the Luo family is a military family, Luo Xin has a high status among civilian officials. You brought Luo Xin with you as soon as you opened your mouth, which can be regarded as giving Pei Yuanfu enough face.

"Humble is exactly."

Theoretically speaking, Pei Yuanfu is at the same level as you, although his Pei family is also a high-ranking lord in Datang, but it is a grade lower than the Luo family, and you are famous, in front of you, a killer, he does not dare to be arrogant.

In the people, although the people talk about you as the god of war, but for those literati and nobles, you are a complete killer. A big demon king whose hands are stained with blood and kills people like cutting cabbage.

You are extremely unaccustomed to playing officialdom, but the smile on your face is still undiminished, and you said to the many officials in front of you: "Thank you colleagues for coming to greet you, but the city gate is so big, it is not good to obstruct traffic, so let's go back first." ”

"General Luo, we have prepared a reception banquet for the general, and I invite the general to enjoy his face tonight." A middle-aged official, also with a fat head and big ears, squinted his eyes and smiled