Changsheng hates those so-called people messing around with his names, what senior brother is so majestic, what senior brother is so handsome, what senior brother I want to give you a monkey......

When he heard this messy name, he wanted to go up and shoot the bricks.

But his song says to be gentle, not to beat people indiscriminately,

What is gentleness?

I don't understand!

Every time those people put a name on him, he threw people directly into the sky, and if he listened to the song very much, he wouldn't beat people indiscriminately.

Changsheng, who doesn't understand gentleness, feels that he needs to learn the gentle way of doing things humanly, after all, his songs are human, and he has to follow the customs.

When the little sister got married, a lot of people went to listen to the corner, Changsheng followed the customs, and he also went to the corner with everyone.

I didn't expect that the little sister and the man knew in advance that someone was listening to the corner of the wall, and they didn't speak in human language, and they babbled directly in bird language!

A year later, the little sister and the man had a child, and those people said that it was because the little sister and the man got married in the cave house that there would be children.

The little child is a ball of flesh, there is not much blood, and it is really ugly, but his own song seems to be so fond of it, running to the little sister's house every day, and rushing to hug the child with the white-bearded old man every day.

For the sake of that child, Ge even slacked off in cultivation, how can this work, after staying alone for a few days in the empty room, Changsheng made a heavy decision, that is, to let himself have a child.

If you give birth to a child, you can keep the song by your side all the time.

But, how to give birth?

It's a sad question.

Changsheng decided to ask for the help of the old man without shame, and among these people, only Lao Tzuzi had the whitest hair, and it is said that such people lived the longest and understood more.

But I saw the old man's expression of surprise and jaw dropping after listening to his question, and then he laughed out loud and breathless, this old man, is he bullying him for not understanding human words, can he understand this kind of answer?

Changsheng was very angry, the old man's deafening laughter was comparable to a magic sound, but he listened to it for a long time and didn't understand how he was a little harmful, Changsheng was very angry, the angry Changsheng directly lifted the old man's couch, this couch is really like the coffin board he used to sleep with the song, he suspected that the old man stole the coffin board to modify the couch, he had long wanted to smash the couch, and today he finally got what he wanted.

The old man couldn't find an answer here, Changsheng hesitated to find the little junior sister, the little junior sister is also a rival in love, Changsheng was a little worried about whether the little junior sister would not tell him, alas, every time he talked to the little junior sister, he was so frightened, and he always felt that he had no hands on the ground!

After listening to Chang Sheng's serious discussion, the little junior sister slipped around him with a smile, and this strange gaze made Chang Sheng feel the urge to run away.

"Senior brother, you also want to conceive a doll, but you shouldn't be able to conceive, senior sister can conceive, as long as you have a cave with senior sister, you can let senior sister conceive a doll."

He can't conceive a child? He couldn't even conceive a child!

It's like a bolt from the blue, why can't he get pregnant?

Why can't he get pregnant?

Actually discriminate against zombies?

And is there no humanity?

was speechless by the big brother's crackling rhetorical question, and it happened that her family Bao rescued her, "Senior brother, my family Bao, I won't talk to you, if you don't understand anything, you can ask my father!" ”

Ask the old man......

He's already asked, and the old man doesn't understand!

Changsheng walked out of the little sister's yard with a depressed face, thinking that he couldn't give birth to a child, and if he couldn't give birth, he couldn't tie the song to his side.

Thinking about it, he suddenly felt that the sky was about to fall.

On the way, he met a group of giggling juniors and disciples who greeted him.

Chang Sheng, who was in a bad mood, planned to throw these guys who shouted at him directly into the sky, but he heard a junior brother ask him, "Senior brother, is there something wrong with you?" If you have something to say, we will help you figure it out! ”

"Can you let me have a baby? The kind of little child who is similar to the little sister's family. ”

No wonder the senior brother never likes to talk, it turns out that the words he said are so different.

The senior brother is so ignorant, a kind of junior brother suddenly feels that he is so awesome, hahaha!

These juniors and disciples were very enthusiastic and said that although they couldn't, they were willing to help the senior brother find a way.

Big brother, why do you want to have a baby?

Oh, senior brother, it turns out that you want to give birth to a child for your senior sister, senior brother, you can let your senior sister give birth!

That's right, it's okay for senior sister to give birth to your child, senior brother, you are a man like us, men can't have children, only women can give birth, senior sister and junior sister are women like women, women can give birth.

Senior brother, do you know how to have a child with your senior sister?

Let's go around, I have a classic HD version of the painting there, and Brother Bao will understand it at a glance.

I also have a collector's edition of a set of ceramic dolls, with all kinds of movements.

Wherever I turn around, I will put on a puppet show with all kinds of movements, big brother, you can definitely use it.

……

Changsheng didn't go home for a day, Ming Ge who returned to the house looked at the deserted room and always felt that something was wrong, a certain stiff is now more and more sensible, almost no different from ordinary people, watching the child grow up day by day, the mood has changed from the beginning of the expectation to the last anxiety, the child is older, the wings are hard, and he has his own social circle and always has to fly, Changsheng, he will definitely have a time to leave her.

The sad Ming Ge didn't know at all that now the entire Shushan faction's senior brothers and sisters were boiling because of her and Changsheng's affairs.

Everyone is betting on whether she will be born as a zombie or a human!

But in the end, the gamble didn't come to fruition.

Ming Ge and Changsheng lived a lifetime in the Shushan faction this time, and the little junior sister gave birth to babies one after another, and after giving birth to two babies in a row, the third one was directly a twin.

Straight to Changsheng, staring at her belly every day, once directly stuffed a pillow in her stomach!

When the little sister gave birth to the third child, because it was a twin, everyone unexpectedly messed up for a while, and when they were smooth, they found that there was one less child in the bed!

How could there be one less?

With so many people, the child can't disappear out of thin air, but everyone hasn't found it after looking for a day.

In the evening, Ming Ge returned to his yard next door with a tired face, and found that a certain one was walking around on the ground, swaying the quilt in his arms, and looking up at her and smiling brightly.

This kind of thing has been done a lot, and Ming Ge didn't care about it, but when he glanced at the baby in a certain stiff arms, he suddenly felt like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

A certain stiff didn't realize it at all, and said happily, "Song, song, our child, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you......"

~~~ Four more, this is the plus change of the monthly pass to 90