What is the meaning of life?

If it was before, your answer would definitely be to eat big names, marry a wife who can watch, and can warm the bed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

And now, you can't answer.

It seems that everything seems to be complete now.

Growing up, you don't care about other people's opinions or strange eyes, because the road itself is your own walk, what does it have to do with others?

Maybe some people will criticize you for being abusive, unfocused, and shameless, but in fact, you just don't want to leave too many regrets in your life.

Squatting down the hallway, with your back against the wall, you thought about it for a long time......

Actually, the above is all nonsense.

With your urine nature, how can you still have the energy to be like that messy nonsense.

The main thing is that you were kicked out, originally, you still have a room on the 37th, but now the room is occupied by the newcomer Xiao Meiyu and the child.

Then, the rooms won't take you in, alas. ╮(╯Д╰)╭

"At this time, you should smoke a cigarette and then sigh at the vicissitudes of life, the world is hot and cold, the times have changed, and people are old."

Xiao Feng stumbled to learn your posture, with his back to the wall, and squatted in the corridor with you.

"Hey, you don't have a place to sleep tonight, do you?"

You turn your head to look at Xiao Feng.

Who is Xiao Feng?

The two of you are like siblings, and you have grown up wearing the same pair of open crotch pants since you were a child, and he knows your temperament all too well.

As soon as he heard you ask, the corners of his mouth immediately rose, and he said with a smile: "Say, where do you want to go?" Anyway, Lele is not in the East China Sea now, even if it is the Daoshan Huohai brothers, I will accompany them to the end. ”

"Do you really want to go with me?"

"Hmm."

"Sword Mountain and Sea of Fire?"

"Hmm!"

"Okay, let's go!"

As you spoke, two red runes flew out of your pocket and stuck to Xiao Feng's legs.

"God Performs a Thousand Miles of Spells!"

As soon as you pulled Xiao Feng's arm, the two of them quickly turned into an afterimage, stepped on the air, and rushed towards the northwest!

"Holy! No way! Your Divine Thousand Miles Spell can actually fly through the sky! ”

In mid-air, as soon as Xiao Feng opened his mouth, his mouth was full of wind, and even his speech was a little slurred.

"Nonsense, the Divine Thousand Miles Mantra was originally a technique to resist the wind, and it can't be used in the air, it's called the Turtle One Centimeter Mantra."

"Where are we going?"

"Long nights, no intention of sleeping, find a peerless beauty to chat, talk about life."

"Oh? You even know a peerless beauty? ”

"That's the best in the world that can be on par with Zhao'er."

"Really!?"

"It's true!"

"Ho Ho ......"

Twenty minutes later, Xiao Feng stared at you with a dull expression.

"Mara-bastard! Which peerless beauty have you ever seen, living in a grave!? ”

You picked your nostrils, and at the end you flicked a black booger out, with an indifferent expression: "Since you don't want to go down, you can leave, and I won't stop you." ”

"Gan! In this wilderness, there is no village in front of the village, there is no store in the back, how can you let me leave alone? Xiao Feng covered his head and said with a painful expression, "Damn, Lao Tzu should have thought of this a long time ago, how could you introduce me to peerless beauties with your kid's temperament." Forget it, since you've been trapped, let's go down and take a look...... No way! Li Muyun, you killed it this day, wait for Lao Tzu! ”

You are very familiar with this innate gossip array and labyrinth, and after taking Xiao Feng to the left and right for a few turns, he easily entered the main tomb.

"Hey, I said, you're too familiar with this place, don't tell me, you really have a deep tomb in here."

There was no response, and at this time, you stood next to Xiao Feng in front of the upside-down coffin.

"Wow! Dragonfly dot the waterhole! ”

Xiao Feng showed a look of horror on his face, as the vice president of the supernatural detective agency, although tomb feng shui is not his strong point, but he is more or less dabbling, because it can be seen at a glance that this is the legendary dragonfly point water hole.

"Hey, no, before I came in, I wiped the latter with my peep eye and looked around, this place is not a dragon vein, and the feng shui is also average, and to put it mildly, this is a dead hole, how could someone make such a complicated tomb here."

You didn't explain, you raised your hand, slowly aimed at the upside-down coffin, your right hand lightly, only to hear the sound of "click", the coffin quickly cracked, and a smaller crystal coffin appeared inside.

Xiao Feng took a closer look, frowned and said, "Strange, she is not human, and there is not the slightest soul fluctuation on her body; It's not a zombie, because she doesn't have the slightest corpse on her; What the hell is this thing? ”

Looking at the former Demon Emperor in the crystal coffin, you sighed softly: "I don't know her name, the only thing that is clear is her identity, an existence that once even gods and demons trembled." And now, she's dead, and she couldn't have died more completely. ”

"Since she's dead, let's just bury her."

Xiao Feng said immediately.

"Well, that's the purpose of my trip, my intuition tells me that I can't let her continue to appear in the human world, otherwise it will definitely lead to some kind of catastrophe."

"What now?"

Xiao Feng turned his head and stared straight at you, while you shrugged your shoulders and said with a smile: "It's very simple, let's find a place and bury her." ”

"Huh!?"

"What, you don't agree?"

"Do I have a choice?" Xiao Feng turned his head and asked.

"Obviously, you don't."

In response to you, it is Xiao Feng's middle finger.

You and Xiao Feng carried the crystal coffin out of the ancient tomb.

"Where are we going now?"

"Let's just take a spin."

"No, two big men are carrying a coffin, and there is a fairy-like woman lying in the coffin, if people see it, others will think that we are stealing corpses and marrying yin."

You thought about it for a while, and said in a deep voice: "Before, I was cheated by the Holy Maiden in the eternal night, and my intuition told me that that terrible woman must still have a back hand, so this body must not be allowed to be obtained. ”

"Then we can just cremate her?"

"Cremation?" You look at Xiao Feng with an idiot expression, "Unless you throw her into the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, ordinary flames won't hurt her fur at all." ”

"So awesome?"

While the two were talking, they were walking through the air, when Xiao Feng suddenly pointed to a cemetery below and said, "How is that place?" ”

"Cemetery?"

"Well, if you bury her in the mountains, with the means of the Holy Maiden, maybe you will find her again, let's bury her in the cemetery of ordinary people, she shouldn't find it."

"This is good, I didn't expect your kid to have a time to open up."

"Get out! Lao Tzu's brain has always been very good! ”

Then, the two landed on a graveyard.

Casually glancing around, Xiao Feng couldn't help but smile and said, "This is actually a family cemetery, it's even better now." ”

"Hmm."

You point to a tombstone next to you and say, "Just her." ”

Then the moonlight above his head, Xiao Feng looked at the tombstone carefully: "Wenxiu, this name sounds like a beauty, wow, she is still a person from the Republic of China." ”

raised his foot and kicked at Xiao Feng, this thing was like having eyes on the back, and it was easy to dodge.

"Hehe, you want to sneak up on me, no way. Brother has been cultivating for a while, although he can't beat it, but ...... Ah! ”

The left foot suddenly kicked out, kicking Xiao Feng to Wenxiu's grave.

You roll your eyes and say, "Where is all this nonsense, you dig a pit and bury them together, and I add an absolute enchantment to the coffin." ”