"Old ghost! I sue you, don't push me too hard. Believe it or not, I burned down your kennel with a fire, so you don't even have a place to hide! ”

The old man was so angry that he glared, he hated two kinds of people the most in his life.

One is his parents, why do they want to be surnamed Wang? And he also named himself a king!

There is also a kind of thing that he hates when others call him Lao Wang Ba the most.

"Cut, Lao Wangba, there is a kind of you come in and burn my nest, Lao Tzu, I have long been tired of staying here, thanks to you, a fire burned my kennel, Lao Tzu, I can still find a good nest from the new, the so-called old can not go, the new does not come. Come on, come on, hurry up and fulfill this little request of mine. ”

In the courtyard, the sharp voice kept provoking the old man.

Even Lin Zifeng was amused by the words of that goods.

I want to laugh, but I'm afraid that Lao Wang Ba will wear small shoes for him in the future, and it will be over.

"! Scoundrel! You old bastard! ”

After saying this, Lao Wang Ba's eyes were so angry that he threw off his sleeves and left here.

"Hey, hey, old man, are you ready for my yard?" Lin Zifeng hadn't figured out what kind of bird place this ghost thing was, so the old man left ruthlessly, and his psychological endurance was too weak.

"Find ...... by yourself"

The old man was so angry that his face turned blue, and if he stayed like this, he would only bring humiliation on himself, but he would be as if he was out of sight, and if he didn't hear his ears, he would be confused.

"I'm rubbing! Just sent me away? "Lin Zifeng's egg hurts, this damn old Wang Ba is too funny, right?

However, what is the way for him now, he wants to get mixed up with the Northern Underworld family.

"Hey, boy, how did you get tricked in?"

At this moment, a sharp sound came from the courtyard.

"Is the senior calling me?" Lin Zifeng looked around left and right, and found that he was the only one present, and there was no one else.

"Paralyzed! Lao Tzu didn't call you, who did Lao Tzu shout? ”

"Uh...... All right. Lin Zifeng was helpless.

"Tell me, how did that old Wang Ba fool you in? I see that you are good-looking, and you don't look like a good thing, you can be fooled in by him, you must have other purposes, right? ”

The old ghost was secretly paying attention to Lin Zifeng, you must know that there are too many people who come to the Northern Underworld family.

And they all want to blend into the Qishi Mansion, and naturally they are used to it.

"What do you mean by the seniors? Why can't I understand a word? Lin Zifeng was depressed.

"Fuck! Don't pretend to be a demon moth with me, do you think that with your little, I'm really blind old man? Come here, it just so happens that I have a day off today, old man, and I haven't talked to anyone for a long time. Today, I made that old Wang Ba very angry, and his heart was crooked. ”

"Squeaky ......"

The stone door of the courtyard creaked, but the owner of the voice was an old man.

The old man was thin and short, and his messy white hair had not been washed for I don't know how many years, all rolled up behind his head, and most of his face was covered by a beard, black and thin, and he could see a little more clearly with those eyes.

After seeing the young and handsome Lin Zifeng, the old man jumped and jumped.

Clapping his chest, he laughed.

"Haha, I haven't seen such a young and handsome guy for a long time, guy, can you be free at night, can you accompany the old man, I am happy!"

That guy's undisguised obscene gaze fell on Lin Zifeng's body, and suddenly all the goosebumps crawled all over Lin Zifeng's body.

"This old madman can't be a dead guy!"

Lin Zifeng was so frightened that he didn't dare to move half a step.

Looking at the momentum on his body, Yanran is a master of advanced cultivation, if he enters his door, I am afraid that his tender chrysanthemum will not be guaranteed tonight.

"Boy, why are you still stunned, there is something wonderful to show you soon, you will regret it if you miss it!"

The old man was so anxious that he stood at the door and jumped, and Lin Zifeng didn't dare to step forward even more because of his appearance.

"Come here!"

"Don't go!" Lin Zifeng shook his head hard, and he didn't dare to take a step forward even if he was killed.

"I'm cǎo! Lao Tzu, I won't eat you again, the show is about to start, pull you to share, it's already very face-giving you, don't you just give me a little face? ”

"Your face is covered with fur, and I can't see your face." Lin Zifeng shook his head.

"Damn!"

The old man was in a hurry, and walked directly to Lin Zifeng.

"Hey, hey, hey! Old man, I don't beat the old man, don't force me to do it! Lin Zifeng retreated in a panic, but after a few swishes, the figure of the old man had already jumped in front of Lin Zifeng, and raised his hand to cover Lin Zifeng's shoulder.

"Bang!"

Lin Zifeng threw a punch violently, but his thin palm strangely dodged his fist, followed his arm, and quickly climbed to his shoulder, and then twisted.

Lin Zifeng saw with his own eyes that he was like a rabbit that was powerless to fight back, and he was suddenly twisted by the old man, and then dragged to his courtyard......

"I'm rubbing! What the hell do you want to do, old man! ”

Lin Zifeng stared at him with a roar.

This damn old man can't really be some faggot, right? And he can't beat him himself, if he plays the truth, the ghost knows what tricks he will have?

Qishi Mansion is worthy of being Qishi Mansion, the master is like a cloud, and he is sincere.

"Lao Tzu only shows you something, and he won't eat you, look at you scared! We will have more days to get along with each other in the future, as for the fear of becoming like this? The old man took him by the arm, and rushed into his room, then took out a large box from under the bed, ran to the wall of his house, and poked something resembling a small iron needle into the wall, and there was a small hole in the wall.

After inserting the small iron needle, he began to open the box again, and began to pull out something that could be folded from it.

Anyway, Lin Zifeng has never seen this thing, and it feels very fresh.

"I said, old man, what are you doing here?" After Lin Zifeng broke free of his hand, he began to be puzzled.

"Be quiet, I'll show you later."

This thing was busy on the side, and the smile was particularly lewd.

It's only been less than half an hour since I met, so I took Lin Zifeng's hand, like a good brother and a good friend, what a fucking weirdo.

When he was done, he took out the mirror from the box and connected it to the iron pin that had just been inserted into the wall.

Then he put his eyes on the mouth of the box.

He began to grin.

"What do you see, old man? Having so much fun? Lin Zifeng frowned as he loosened his shoulder, which had just been pinched.

"Don't make any noise, I'll finish reading it later, you can watch it later."

The old man waved his hand and motioned to Lin Zifeng not to quarrel with him.

However, the more I looked down, the more the tent under the goods swelled even harder.

And the obscene meaning revealed at the corner of his mouth, Lin Zifeng instantly understood.