"The meaning of Sugar Candy's shouting is that her body is teased by Xiaojun and has affection, and the body's raw and organs urgently need Xiaojun's raw and reproductive organs, well, Mingge, do you know what the biggest difference between men and women is, that is, women's raw and reproductive systems are different from men's......"

Isn't this guy talking nonsense!

Can men and women be the same?

Even a fool can know the difference between men and women!

Since this guy wants to be a good teacher, Mingge is also eager to learn, and he must be a good student, no matter what Li Si says, it's like this; Oh, that's what it is, or so it is.

Of course, at some times, I don't forget to worship and praise my man, "Li Si, you are so powerful, you also understand, have you learned this knowledge?" ”

Li Si wanted to maintain his erudition in front of his little wife, so he would push his glasses and nod, "Well, I learned about human biology when I was in school!" ”

"I've learned it too, but it's not what you say!"

Liston paused, "Probably foreign and domestic are different!" ”

Let's talk about this guy.

Li Si read a few chapters, and somewhere was really uncomfortable, but he turned his head to look at his little wife, with an ignorant expression, and he didn't even understand the situation.

He deeply felt that his future process of creating a human being might be very difficult.

Sighing in his heart, Li Si went to the bathroom to take a shower, and when he got out of the bathroom and wanted to get back to the quilt to continue to popularize science for his little wife, he found that his little wife had changed into a set of sanda clothes, and while doing warm-up exercises on the bed, he beckoned to him, "Come on, do it!" ”

The depressed and worried things were swept away, and Li Si's fart began to be overturned by his wife again.

I have to say that Li Si is really very talented in fighting.

Ming Ge's moves are new, he can see them, and the second time Ming Ge makes such moves, he can't deal with them, and he can return them as they are.

In front of outsiders, the two of them are simply an enviable loving couple, Li Si is considerate and thoughtful everywhere, Mingge also knows how to advance and retreat and understands etiquette, the two are the legendary golden boy and girl!

But at night, as usual, he would take out bedtime books to tell stories to Mingge.

Well, his bookcase full of books has been read by himself, but his little wife still hasn't opened up.

What to do?

The sad Lord Li Si also registered a trumpet in a certain forum and asked: What should I do if my wife is not familiar with men and women? How can I make my wife understand the affairs between men and women?

In just one sentence, the bitterness in it is really melancholy and sighing.

In just one day, the post was topped on the front page.

Someone asked Lees: How long have you been married!

Li Si still replied to everyone's questions very seriously at the beginning: five years!

Everyone roared in unison: You haven't slept with your daughter-in-law for five years? Are you a man or not, no wonder your wife doesn't understand anything, it turns out that you have a problem with your mobility.

Of course, more people are hehe: they are earning clicks and replies, hehe, the liar dies the whole family.

Of course, more people replied: Give your wife to me, I promise she understands everything in one night.

There are also people who chew the words: Give me a chance to solve your five-year hidden disease, let your wife change from a girl to a young woman, my technical professional and reliable, I will never take off my work clothes without authorization, and I promise that it will not bring any sequelae to you and your wife.

……

The filth of these people's words on the Internet is the only one seen in Li Si's life.

He didn't log on to the post again.

But he began to reflect on his own ability to act.

I haven't touched my little wife for five years of marriage, and it seems that he is indeed the one who is not enlightened.

So in the evening, Li Si didn't tell a story for his little wife, but touched the bed, planning to have a real battle, well, use the actual battle to help his little wife open up.

However, as soon as his hand touched the little wife's chest, Ming Ge reached out and grabbed Li Si's wrist and threw him to the ground.

Ming Ge, who was wearing pajamas, rolled over and got out of bed and beckoned to Li Si, "Come on, come on, fight!" ”

Li Si forgot his purpose in an instant, and began to be brutally abused by his own wife.

On the second day, Li Si reflected on his own inside and out.

At night, I directly took my little wife to the love / fun hotel to open a room!

Rose petals spread all over the floor, and the candlelight flickered in the dim light, which couldn't be more suitable.

Li Si washed himself up excitedly, but as soon as he got out of the bathroom, he saw his little wife wearing a sanda suit and smiling and beckoning to him, "It's so beautiful to fight in this kind of place!" ”

Li Si really hasn't fought in this environment, and his wife's Jian yì instantly poked his itch, so he was once again thrown by his wife as a sandbag!

The next day, Li Si was silent all day with a gloomy face in his office.

He felt that if he wanted his little wife to open up, he had to let himself not drop the chain at a critical moment.

So at night, he wore a pair of seductive tight shorts and dangled in front of the eyes of his little wife in front of the bed.

"Wife, I found something more fun to be beaten!"

"Oh?" Ming Ge, who swiped his mobile phone to watch celebrity gossip, didn't raise his head, "Fencing? ”

"Not fencing!" Li Si's voice was slightly helpless, "It's more fun than fencing!" ”

"Really?" Ming Ge was surprised, "It's more fun than fencing, right, fight, do you want to fight?" ”

Ming Ge said this, his wrist squeezed, "Come on, come on, Li Si, let's fight again!" ”

Li Si heard the three words of a fight, and his blood boiled, and he was ready to fight his little wife, Li Si, who endured and endured, finally couldn't help it, and started the journey of being thrown by his little wife!

The next day, Li Si's whole person was like a frosted eggplant.

He made up his mind that if he dropped the chain again at night, he would never fight again in his life!

For this terrible oath, Li Si was very, very vigilant at night!

He was afraid that his little wife would say the word of fighting again, so he first used his hand to tease his little wife!

Fortunately, his little wife didn't throw him out this time, and his hand touched the body of the little wife, and he suddenly found that the steamed buns on the chest of the little wife were much bigger.

When I think of steamed buns, I want to take a bite.

No, his concentration on doing / love must not be distracted!

But the steamed buns were looming in front of him, and Li Si felt that his thoughts were really unable to concentrate.

Li Si, who couldn't bear it, took a bite of it.

The little wife whimpered in a low voice.

I've never heard my little wife make such a sound.

It's like a cat's voice, and it's heart-scratching, and suddenly I want to listen to it again.

But his little wife suddenly turned over and got up, hooking her finger at Li Si, "Come on, come on, now the blood is rolling and the blood is the most suitable for a fight!" ”

To fight or not to fight?

Li Si is deeply entangled, can you ask for everyone's opinions online?

~~~ This plane is over.,Tomorrow there will be a Li Si's extra.,When I wrote this plane, I didn't even dare to go to the book review area.,I feel like everyone doesn't like it.,There's a lot of complaints.,I think I now have a sense of powerlessness that can't satisfy everyone.,Alas!