Mother Li once asked her eldest daughter-in-law very implicitly, how her son treated her, and her son was okay.

The gentle and gentle eldest daughter-in-law hung her head shyly, her face was blushing, and her eyelashes trembled, "Li Si is very good to me, we, we are also very harmonious!" ”

Mother Li breathed a long sigh of relief when she heard this, her son almost didn't toss half of her life since he was a child, she, who never believed in Buddhism, burned incense and worshiped Buddha every day, and every year in order to put incense on the stigma for her son, she had to run back from abroad on the first day of the New Year.

The fortune teller said that her son's natural evil star, although he will not be able to defeat the family, but he must be the rhythm of a long life but a lonely life.

Mother Li deeply thought that as long as her son didn't cause trouble, she would admit it in her lonely life, and she was hopeful that her son would get married and have children.

So now that her son has a daughter-in-law, Mother Li's heart always seems to be stepping on the clouds, and she actually doesn't want to discuss this kind of problem with her daughter-in-law, but she is afraid that this cooked daughter-in-law will fly!

The two of them have been married for almost ten years and have no children, but their son is still like a half-grown child who has just started to fall in love all day long, and he doesn't know how to please his daughter-in-law every day!

Mother Li asked her wife and youngest son to ask Li Si one-sidedly, but this guy has an expression that you don't understand anything every time, and her wife wants to knock out this eldest son every second, but she can't beat it......

Now that I heard from Ming Ge's mouth that the two are very harmonious, Mother Li can be regarded as relieved, but immediately a question came again, since they are harmonious, why don't they have children until now?

Mother Li looked at her eldest daughter-in-law and seemed to be very satisfied with her son when she spoke, she hesitated and didn't ask about the child after all, after all, her son's stubborn temperament, it is already Amitabha Buddha to be able to get married, and the child is considered an unexpected joy, and if not, it will be fate.

That's what Li Si thinks too.

So when his younger brother asked him why he didn't want children yet, Li Sigao glanced at his younger brother with cold disdain, "I'm not like you, I know how to make children every day if I don't do my job!" ”

Li Si's younger brother Li Qi glared at his brother, "Brother, didn't I say you, which man doesn't like to do things to make children, hey, brother, aren't you also doing it with my sister-in-law every day, the big bed of the two of you has been changed three times, don't think I don't know you!" ”

Li Si sneered, and said sternly, "Your sister-in-law and I are doing business, and our minds are full of mess like you." ”

"Brother, nothing has made a person, this kind of thing is serious, this is not a mess, this is husband and wife interest, brother, don't say that you don't have the slightest interest in husband and wife, you talk about your dead face all day long, you won't be like this in front of my sister-in-law, I haven't been tired of you for more than ten years, I'm going to be out of breath if you stay for ten minutes, no, brother, you continue to keep your stinky face, I'm going to breathe fresh air!"

Li Si, who kept a stinky face, was called by his father to ask why he didn't have children yet, whether his daughter-in-law had a problem or he had a problem.

How can a daughter-in-law have a problem? How can he have a problem, he and his daughter-in-law can't be taller, okay!

What this father said, he didn't look like an elder, Li Si glanced at his father very unhappily, "Isn't Dad busy lately!" ”

"Do you think I can stay busy? Since you all have no problem, then hurry up and have a child, otherwise it will hurt the body more when a woman is old to have a child, by the way, have you checked it yourself, is it really okay? I remember when you were a kid and you got into a fight with someone, and you went ****** soft tissue injury again......"

Li Si glanced at his unreliable father again, "What does it have to do with having a child and ****** injury, not to mention that it is a matter of the Year of the Monkey and the month of the Monkey, Dad, you don't have Alzheimer's, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!" ”

Li Sizhen didn't have time to say such meaningless words to his father here, he hurriedly called his little wife out of the company, and the two of them got into the car and came on a trip.

Since getting married, he has not experienced a so-called man's favorite man and woman, Li Si looks calm on the surface, but in fact, he is very panicked in his heart.

Without him, after lurking in the forum for a period of time, Li Si's three views have changed qualitatively, he doesn't care about himself, the key is that he saw an article about a woman who keeps cheating, just because her husband is not only a lipstick man but also three seconds, and she really can't satisfy her, so she can only roll the sheets with other men.

Thinking about his little wife and other men rolling sheets and fighting, Li Si decisively couldn't bear it.

I specially checked what a lipstick man is on the Internet, and found that there was no lipstick on his little wife's dresser, and after Li Si gave his little wife a tube of lipstick on Valentine's Day, he decisively used lipstick to compare with one of his ****** in the bathroom at night, and then breathed a long sigh of relief.

Although he turned on the shower, he didn't take a shower, but put a piece of paper tightly in front of ****** and poked and poked vigorously.

It is said that if ****** has the strength to pierce the paper, the hardness can pass.

Although he thinks this kind of thing is actually boring, Li Si still exercises his little brother's hard skills every day.

The couple first went around a scenic spot and had a fight, and then they arrived at the hotel they booked with sweat.

Li Si felt that his little wife's body was also squeezed dry by him, and in this situation, he should not be invited to fight again!

In this way, he will not agree to her after the entanglement, and he will not give up what he is about to do.

Yiqiē calculated very well, but he didn't expect that something still went wrong on the way.

Under the professional teasing of his fingers, the little wife made a cat-like sound again, in order to prevent the little wife from suddenly having another fight, Li Si also used his mouth to seal the mouth of the little wife.

Just when he felt that he was about to do something, the little wife suddenly pushed him away and said, "Li Si, are you going to fight with me?" ”

Dry one/cannon is the word of love between men and women in the book that Li Si explained some time ago when he was popularizing science for his little wife!

Facing the watery eyes of his little wife, Li Si nodded immediately, it was rare to find that his little wife finally understood things!

"I've been married to you for almost ten years, and you finally remembered to fulfill your husband's duties and have to do a job with me, alas, it's not easy, come and come, such an important and memorable day, it's too hard to commemorate without a fight, husband, fencing or fighting?"

Facing the excited and expectant gaze of his little wife, Li Si, who was carrying a gun, fell into a tangle again......

Is it a cannon or a fight? Is it fencing or fighting?