Chapter 1076 So Want to Eat ****?
The Mercedes-Benz man bullied the old man who sold vegetables like this, where is he able to leave if he wants to?
Moreover, that's what Han Xiaohei said. As long as the Mercedes man is gone, then he is a hit-and-run.
Messing around, he almost made a hit-and-run, and the Mercedes-Benz man was scared into a cold sweat, and he gritted his teeth with hatred.
Originally, how majestic he was, it was all because this stinky boy was sideways and nosy. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been so passive.
The Mercedes-Benz man was furious and stepped forward to grab Han Xiaohei's collar. Just as he was about to speak, Han Xiaohei shouted, "Oops! Hit someone, hit someone! ”
"What if I hit you?" The Mercedes man raised his fist.
"You'd better beat me to cripple me, I have no ability to stand on my own, so that I can rely on you for the rest of my life, and I can be a companion to the old man!" Han Xiaohei said.
"You...... Hum! Stinky boy, count yourself ruthless! I can see clearly, you two are colluding, you want to touch porcelain, right? You want to slander people, right? The Mercedes man bit back again.
"Whatever you say, you were given a chance just now, and if you didn't leave, now your intestines are all blue, right?" Han Xiaohei said.
"Joke! Isn't it just trying to make money? What Lao Tzu has is money! The Mercedes-Benz man took out his bulging wallet, took out two red tickets, and threw them on the ground. Don't be too much, I won't give less! ”
"I'm not too much, I'm too little!" Han Xiaohei didn't bother to pick up the two hundred yuan. "Medical expenses, nursing expenses, mental loss expenses, follow-up rehabilitation treatment expenses for the elderly, and expenses in case they cannot take care of themselves...... You give two hundred dollars, what do you mean? Just these dishes that you spoiled are more than two hundred yuan! ”
"You're still doing it, aren't you? See if I don't hit ......" The Mercedes-Benz man wanted to do it again, but Han Xiaohei's look like he was eager to be beaten, and the Mercedes-Benz man didn't dare to do it again. "Love or not, let Lao Tzu dodge!"
"Hit-and-run, it's okay for the old man, if there is any mistake, how many years will this have to be squatting!" Han Xiaohei said leisurely.
"Ahh The Mercedes-Benz man opened the car door, but when he heard Han Xiaohei's cool words, he didn't dare to leave. He's going crazy, he can't fight, he can't go, why did he get into such a!
How did you get it? Isn't that self-inflicted?
"Tell me, what the hell do you want to solve?!" The Mercedes man walked back again.
"How to solve it? Big guy, how do you say to solve it? Han Xiaohei shouted.
"Lose money, lose money!"
"How much does it cost?" Han Xiaohei asked.
"Two hundred thousand!"
"No, half a million!"
"500,000 is too little, 1 million!"
Nima!
This group of guys watching the excitement is really afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Sitting on the ground, the price soared by hundreds of thousands at a time, and finally shouted out a million directly?
The Mercedes-Benz man was heartbroken when he heard it, this car was bought with a mortgage, let him take a million? If you sell him, you won't be able to take it out.
"Humph!" Han Xiaohei looked at the Mercedes-Benz man with a dead face, sneered, walked up to the old man, and asked, "Uncle, how about a million?" ”
"Huh? Million? The old man was also frightened, he didn't think about asking for money, he just wanted to give the other party an education. So, the old man hurriedly sat up. "A hundred yuan is still a one, just one million, I'm so old, even if I give it to me, I can't spend it all, so we have to be forgiving and forgiving, right?"
"Listen to you, but I can't hear a sincere apology, I still don't agree!" Han Xiaohei said.
"Apologize?" The Mercedes-Benz man gritted his teeth and apologized, whether he could save a million, let's not talk about it for the time being, anyway, at least this can be settled. "I'm sorry!"
"Salutation!" Han Xiaohei reminded.
"Uncle, I'm sorry!"
"When you apologize, should you hold your head up?" Han Xiaohei said again.
"Uncle, I'm sorry!" The Mercedes man came and bowed ninety degrees deeply.
"Not sincere enough!"
"Uncle, I'm sorry!"
"It's almost tasty!"
"Uncle, I'm sorry!"
"Looks like it's almost there!"
“……”
In this way, the Mercedes-Benz man said it dozens of times, and his mouth was dry, and Han Xiaohei was satisfied.
Everyone helped the old man pack up the tricycle, and Han Xiaohei forced the 200 yuan just now to the old man. Under the eyes of everyone, the old man's rickety back stretched longer and longer in the sunset.
"Raw, easy. Live and easy. Life is not easy! It's not that I'm talking about you, there are no old people in your family? How would you feel if the elderly in your family were bullied?! Han Xiaohei said.
"I'm going to be in the mood to kill, boy, you're going to die!" The Mercedes-Benz man took all his anger out on Han Xiaohei.
"Isn't it, the education you just gave you didn't work at all?" Han Xiaohei is really heartbroken.
"Phew! Boy, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. It's just that you meddle with a mouse, and you say so many things that shouldn't be said. You're reckless for a while, aren't you? Okay, I'll make you happy! The Mercedes man gritted his teeth and said.
"What? Do you dare to beat me? ”
"Hit you? It's light to hit you, I'm going to kill you! ”
"Then whatever you want, people like me, I like to eat and be lazy, I'm worried that there is no place to care for the elderly, if you want to do it, then hurry up!" Han Xiaohei said.
"You're so naïve, I'm going to kill you, will you do it yourself? Wait, you're going to die in vain! Mercedes man said.
"Whatever you want!" Han Xiaohei really thought it was funny, and saw the work sign on the Mercedes-Benz man's chest, "Jeju Bank? is still the president of a branch, what kind of plain zhì is this? ”
"Say I'm not a vegetarian, I think you just can't eat grapes and think grapes are sour. Do you know how much money I make a month? Tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands! How much can you make in a month, hundreds, thousands? Hum! Even if I don't have a su zhì, I can be the president of the bank, you have a su zhì, can you do it?! The Mercedes man said disdainfully.
"I'm most annoyed that others say that I can't do it, and I have to talk to the president of your head office another day, and tell her that employees like you should be fired!" Han Xiaohei pouted and said.
"Yo he! Do you know our president? Phew! How old do you think you are? If you know our president, I'll go eat ****! Mercedes man said.
"What did you say?"
"If you know our president, I'll go eat ****!" The Mercedes man repeated.
"What do you eat?"
"I eat ****! I eat ****! I eat ****! Are you deaf?! The Mercedes man shouted.
"Oh, I heard it, you eat ****, whatever you want!" Han Xiaohei couldn't help but laugh, his face flushed, he really had never seen such a brainless fool.
However, we don't seem to know the president of Jeju Bank, so don't look ugly.
Han Xiaohei turned around to leave, but when he realized that the Mercedes-Benz man who was being teased, his heart was on fire, where was he willing to let Han Xiaohei go. After a few steps to catch up, he had to make a move on Han Xiaohei unbearably.
"! If you punch you a few times, it's only a few thousand yuan, and Lao Tzu will let it go! "The Mercedes man is really going to do it.
At this time, a cold woman's voice came from the side.
"Stop!"
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