Chapter 260: You Shoot Whatever You Want
Han Xiaohei didn't bring the key to the house, and when he returned home, it was Murong Shishi who came to open the door for him.
"Brother-in-law, you're back!" Murong Shishi looked very happy.
"Has your brother-in-law become handsome?" Han Xiaohei held on to the door, shook off his front bangs, and sent out another electric eye, asking narcissistically.
"Brother-in-law, you have become more ...... It's boring, it's sassy! Murong Shishi was halfway through speaking, and then he pouted, held his hands behind his back, and walked into the house first.
"Hey, hey, hey! You little girl, it's really getting more and more excessive, you dare to say that I'm boring and sassy, see if I don't hit your little ass! Han Xiaohei chased into the house, and immediately, several other beautiful women who were like flowers and jade also surrounded them.
"Brother Xiaohei, are you tired?" Wang Yuyan asked by tugging Han Xiaohei's arm.
"Little Heihei, you seem to have lost weight!" Liang Yin pinched Han Xiaohei's cheeks and said.
"Little Black Brother, are you thirsty? Do you want to drink water? Elofe took a glass of warm water and handed it over.
"Little black brother, it's not hot, take off your coat quickly." Nandie also came up.
"Brother-in-law, we really miss you so much!" Murong Shishi slapped Han Xiaohei's buttocks, not to mention, it is really rare for a man to have such a straight ass.
"Scum, you are so pathetic!" Xuan Jingyi stood aside, sympathetic.
"Poor man, there will be something hateful, wait for death!" Runan waved his hand, took a glass of water for himself, and drank it while waiting to see a good show.
"Okay, good, drink water, drink water, not tired, not tired, not hot, not hot." Han Xiaohei was carried away by happiness, touched this Wang Yuyan's small waist, and then touched Liang Yin's little buttocks. I don't know who asked what, anyway, if they were all concerned, he just nodded. In this way, Han Xiaohei was pushed into the bathroom by several big beauties.
"The water is ready, go wash it." When several big beauties closed the door, they said in unison like maids.
Belch...... Han Xiaohei, who was pushed into the bathroom, thought to himself, why did he let us take a bath as soon as he got home? Is there anything more exciting to do after taking a shower?
Whether there is it or not, wash it and talk about it.
Han Xiaohei hummed a little song, and it didn't take long for him to finish taking a shower. It's just that when he came to the small suite outside, he shaved his beard in front of the mirror, smeared some oil, and sprayed some perfume. When he turned to get his clothes, they were gone, leaving only a small Nene. Bathrobes? Towels were not available, where were bathrobes.
"Naughty guys, who's out there, can you get me a dress?" Han Xiaohei put on Xiao Nene, knocked on the door and shouted.
"Brother-in-law, you put on little Nene first." Murong Shishi's response came from outside.
"Put it on!" Han Xiaohei said and looked in the mirror again. It's handsome! If you want to be reincarnated as a woman in your next life, you must find a man like this.
"Then I'll pull the door open!" Murong Shishi said, and the bathroom door was pulled open by her from the outside.
Bang Bang Bang!
Han Xiaohei didn't understand what was going on, Murong Shishi and Xuan Jingyi, two girls, one of them holding a SLR, aimed at Han Xiaohei, it was 360 degrees without dead ends.
After Han Xiaohei reacted, I am afraid that the two of them have taken hundreds of fruit photos.
"Ahh You guys...... You guys...... Since you want to shoot, then wait until I take off the little Nene and shoot again! Han Xiaohei said shamelessly, and he really wanted to take off Xiao Nene.
Seeing this, Murong Shishi and Xuan Jingyi ran away screaming.
"Humph! Two stinky girls, I thought I was afraid of you! Shoot me, come back and shoot me! Han Xiaohei chased him out, and when he came to the living room, he noticed that the atmosphere was a little wrong.
Seven beauties, which one of them has such a cold look in their eyes. It seems that Han Xiaohei has made an unforgivable mistake, and he really wants to eat people.
"Uh...... It's so cold outside, I'll go back to the bed. Han Xiaohei felt bad and was about to slip away.
"Stop!" Liang Yin snorted coldly, blocking Han Xiaohei's way. She held two SLRs in her hands, and said fiercely: "Han Xiaohei, from the truth, for two whole days, what did you and Ye Yinzhu do to see people?!" I warn you, if you don't say it, I'll make all these photos of you into posters. I posted it all over Jeju University, posted it on the streets and alleys of Jeju City, and I also posted it on the Internet, saying that you came back from the island country's male excellent university, so that you don't have the face to go out to meet people! ”
"Ahem! I thought it was something, it made me nervous, yes! Sit down and listen to me. Han Xiaohei breathed a sigh of relief, but what Liang Yin said just now was really ruthless.
Of course, he was still very happy to see such a few big beauties jealous because of him. Anyway, there's nothing unsightly, and even if there is, it has to be omitted.
So, Han Xiaohei told everything that happened in the past two days, 1510, from beginning to end.
Of course, there are some details that should be jumped over and still have to be jumped over. For example, I slept alone in a cave with Ye Yinzhu for one night, which didn't mean anything.
Although on that rainy night, nothing really happened to the two. But if you say it, these big beauties will definitely go crazy. Therefore, Han Xiaohei will not say anything about being killed.
After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, several big beauties stared at Han Xiaohei suspiciously, obviously not believing it.
"I swear to the light bulb, that's the way it is!" Han Xiaohei raised his right hand and looked at the chandelier and said.
"Yikes! Sisters, come and see, there is really such a thing. The 'troublemakers' took two hostages and made a big disturbance in Shacheng, and the secretary of the municipal party committee decided the case on the spot, saying that the 'hostages' were actually in arrears of wages and not paying them back, and the officials and businessmen colluded, hurting the heavens and reason, and taking people's lives. The 'troublemakers' are not thugs, but heroes who uphold justice and do the right thing for heaven! Murong Shishi took the tablet and searched for yesterday's headlines.
Other beauties came up to take a look, although the 'troublemaker' on the roof of the building was mosaiced on the face. But that figure, the appearance of a hanger. For them, it is all too familiar.
It's really Han Xiaohei!
Han Xiaohei also came up, saw all the photos attached to the report, his face was mosaic, and said depressedly: "I didn't show my face together, and when I came, I also wore a straw hat." ”
"If you show your face, won't it scare the whole country half to death? Besides, even if they don't give you a mosaic, you're a mosaic all over your face! Liang Yin said angrily.
"That's the thing, I'm done anyway, if you still want to continue to take fruit photos, then I'll take off the little Nene and you can take whatever you want." Han Xiaohei sat on the sofa and said shamelessly.
"Damn it, go back and put your clothes on!" Xuan Jingyi gritted her teeth and scolded.
"Huh! Mad girl, I'm most afraid of you. When Han Xiaohei saw Xuan Jingyi, his hairs were about to stand up. In order to no longer be chased all over the world by this crazy girl with a kitchen knife, Han Xiaohei can only obediently go to get dressed.
It's just that when Han Xiaohei stood up and didn't take a few steps, Liang Yin called him again.
"Han Xiaohei, stand still!" Liang Yin approached Han Xiaohei and looked at the eye of the needle on Han Xiaohei's back, "Han Xiaohei, you sue me, is this needle pierced by Ye Yinzhu?!" ”
"Oh?" Han Xiaohei was stunned for a moment, but quickly remembered, waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with her." ”
Han Xiaohei went to the room to get dressed, Liang Yin frowned slightly, and Wang Yuyan said distressedly: "I don't know who pierced it, the palm-sized piece is red and swollen." Jingyi, go to my room and get the medicine, and when Brother Xiaohei comes out, I'll rub the medicine on him quickly. ”
Murong Shishi was still holding the tablet, looking at the report about Shacheng. After Liang Yin sat down beside her, she muttered: "Don't say it, I used to think Ye Yinzhu was very annoying." However, everyone can go to the mountain village to be a volunteer teacher, which is really admirable! ”
"Shit! If you want to go, then you can go too! Liang Yin gritted his teeth, stood up and walked out. Shishi, come with me! ”
"Huh? Where to go? ”
"Go find Ye Yinzhu!"