Chapter 513: Flower Carrot
Wang Yuyan made a table full of dishes, and Liu Hanyan also showed her hand and made a mixed radish. After everyone sat down around the table, Liu Hanyan pointed to the plate of mixed radish and said, "Do you know what I named this dish?" ”
"Let me see, the radish with a red heart, the green skin, carved into small flowers, this is called radish flowering?" Murong Shishi guessed.
"It's not." Liu Hanyan shook his head and said.
"The names of the dishes are very poetic, I just counted them, and there are eight small flowers in total. Is it one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight? Elofe said.
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh and cry.
"Lofe, are you sure what you just said is very poetic?" Nandie couldn't bear to look directly at the tunnel.
"Didn't you?" Elofe said with a pout.
"Nope!" Everyone shook their heads in unison, and Liang Yin said, "Luo Fei, you better memorize Jing Ye Si first." ”
"I will, I will, I'll be silent at night." Xuan Jingyi raised her hand, like a primary school student, shook her head, and said: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes with a bowed head, there are men and women on the bed, and you are among them!" ”
Is this a silent night thought?
Everyone vomited blood together, and what made them even more crazy was that Xuan Jingyi didn't know that nerve was wrong, and after saying the last sentence, she pointed at Liu Hanyan.
No way? The poem that Xuan Jingyi recited just now can be described as a somewhat vulgar and obscene poem, isn't it alluding to Liu Hanyan?
Even if everyone doesn't respect Liu Hanyan because she is a teacher, they have to respect her because she is a guest, right?
"Crazy girl! Apologize to Sister Liu! Wang Yu scolded angrily.
"I didn't mean to, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." After Xuan Jingyi apologized, her brows furrowed, and she thought for a while before she said, "Huh? How do I think there's something really wrong with the poem I just memorized? ”
"It's not just a mistake, it's just that you're making it up. Thanks to Sister Liu's generosity, otherwise I would have to ask you for the crime! Murong Shishi said as she scratched her finger on her neck. Meaning, the head falls to the ground.
"It's really back, but it's not my fault, because I learned this poem from scum." Xuan Jingyi said.
Immediately, the disdainful eyes of all the beauties looked at Han Xiaohei in unison.
Han Xiaohei's face was painful, and there was a terrible cry in his heart. Nima! We didn't say anything just now, we didn't do anything, why do you blame us? What is it? This is called being shot while lying down.
"Indecent!" Runan scolded first.
"Shameless!" Liang Yin scolded.
"Unhealthy!" Nandie scolded.
"Dirty!" Murong Shishi scolded.
"Disgusting!" Xuan Jingyi scolded.
"It's alright." Elofe said.
"Little Black Brother!" Wang Yuyan said.
All the bad adjectives for bad men have been said by beautiful women. Han Xiaohei himself is doubting, is he really that bad?
"Uh...... If you want to talk about me, let's eat. Han Xiaohei said.
"Don't worry, I haven't said what the name of my dish is." Liu Hanyan said.
"Sister Liu, we really can't guess, don't sell it, just say it quickly." Murong Shijiao said drippingly.
"Okay, I'll just say that. This dish of mine is called a flowery radish! Cluck! Is the name good? After Liu Hanyan finished speaking, he deliberately glanced at Han Xiaohei.
What does Liu Hanyan mean, Han Xiaohei naturally understands it.
Flower heart big radish?
Han Xiaohei looked at the beauties present, and said in his heart, yes, aren't you just a big carrot?
Moreover, it made Liu Hanyan sad, and she sarcastically said that it was also self-inflicted, and it should be.
After listening to Murong Shishi, she immediately gave Liu Hanyan a thumbs up and said, "Sister Liu, your name is good, wonderful, and quacking!" ”
"yes, yes, I think so too. Moreover, don't you think this dish is more suitable for scum? Xuan Jingyi stood up, and then brought the plate of radish to Han Xiaohei's face. Mr. scum, please enjoy. ”
"Crazy girl, you're enough, be careful that little black brother will run away from home again because of your anger." Wang Yuyan said distressedly.
"Huh? Brother Xiaohei, you're not angry, are you? Elofe asked, covering her mouth.
"How can you be angry, hurry up, your stomach is starving, let's eat quickly." Han Xiaohei grinned and moved his chopsticks first.
The whole dinner was relatively harmonious, and the atmosphere was not as weird as it was at the beginning.
After eating, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon. Everyone sat on the sofa in the living room, talking and laughing for a while, seeing that it was almost three o'clock.
"Sisters, I still have some things, I have to go first." Liu Hanyan got up and said.
"Huh? Sister Liu, are you going to leave so soon? There's a pie duì in the evening, and I'd like you to join us. Murong Shishi grabbed Liu Hanyan's arm, looking very reluctant.
"Pai duì, that's something you young people play with, so I'm not going. Besides, there will be opportunities in the future. Liu Hanyan said.
"Yes, but the first sentence is wrong, what is this something that our young people play. Sister Liu, you are more tender than us, tender and tender. Murong Shishi said.
"Just your little mouth is sweet, then let's do it first, I'll come back when I'm free." Yu Yan, I'm addicted to the food you cook! Liu Hanyan said.
"If Sister Liu wants to eat, she can come every day." Wang Yuyan said.
"As long as you don't laugh at me, I'll come when I'm free. Okay, don't send it away, goodbye. ”
Liu Hanyan said that he would not let it be delivered, but everyone still sent it out of the house.
Liu Hanyan parked his car in the mall opposite the community, so he had to walk to the mall first.
"You all go back, I'll send her." Han Xiaohei said.
"Go, go." Several big beauties didn't have a little jealousy, because no one thought much about the relationship between Han Xiaohei and Liu Hanyan. Otherwise, can you not be jealous?
Bask in the warm sunlight and step on the yellow leaves. A cold wind blew in early winter, making Liu Hanyan still wrap his brown tweed coat tightly.
"Is it cold?" Han Xiaohei asked.
"It's not cold." Liu Hanyan said.
"Cold smoke, I ......"
"Don't say anything, I don't want to hear anything."
"Are you really angry?" Han Xiaohei was worried for a while.
"Huh! I'm so angry. Liu Hanyan smiled bitterly.
"I'm sorry." Han Xiaohei said in a deep voice.
"There's nothing to be sorry for, I should have expected this to be the case, I was mentally prepared before I came." Liu Hanyan said with a smile.
"And what do you think?" Han Xiaohei asked.
"I didn't think much of it." Liu Hanyan shrugged.
Suddenly, Han Xiaohei stood in front of Liu Hanyan, put his hands on Liu Hanyan's fragrant shoulders, and stared at Liu Hanyan's suffocating eyes.
"I like you, you know. But I ......."
"What do you say, I'm your teacher, you're my student." Liu Hanyan's eyes dodged.
"Don't run away, I like you, and you like me too, don't you? But it's my fault that I made you so sad. Han Xiaohei lowered his head guiltily.
"Huh!" Liu Hanyan's eyes were red, and he didn't admit it, nor did he argue, this was a tacit acquiescence. "Men, aren't they all like that. If this man, no matter how many women there are around him, can put it in his heart, instead of playing around, it can actually be forgiven, I ...... Not! Han Xiaohei, what are you doing, get up quickly! ”
Liu Hanyan was talking, and Han Xiaohei suddenly kissed him.
In this kiss, there is emotion, gratitude, and affection.
Liu Hanyan is willing to tolerate and forgive, which makes Han Xiaohei moved and grateful. And Liu Hanyan's appearance made Han Xiaohei's love even more unstoppable. So, he forgot about himself for a moment and kissed him so impulsively.
At first, Liu Hanyan still resisted a little, but when Han Xiaohei hugged her willow waist with both hands, the two of them were tightly pressed together. Liu Hanyan gave up resistance, and was pried open by Han Xiaohei's tongue, and the slippery tongues of the two were stirring, lingering, and blending.
Han Xiaohei worked very hard, making Liu Hanyan numb. If this continues, I'm afraid that the two of them won't be able to suppress their inner desires, and go directly to the car, Zhen, or find a hotel, and they are completely integrated.
But isn't that exactly what the two were hoping for?
But Han Xiaohei was looking forward to the beauty, who would have thought that at this time, I don't know which annoying guy called.
The phone rang once, twice, three times, and it had disrupted the original atmosphere. Han Xiaohei wanted to turn off the phone directly, but when he saw the caller ID, he could only stop his current madness
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