Chapter 132: You Laugh at a Hammer

Suddenly, such a fierce guy jumped out, and Deputy Director Luo didn't have time to think, so he raised his gun and shot ......

'Boring! ', 'Boring! ', 'Boring! ’……

A flurry of gunfire echoed through the quiet valley.

But the big brown and black boar that jumped out seemed to be safe and sound, and I saw it standing quietly not far away, staring at the three of them with fierce eyes.

Officer Wang Ming was so frightened that his legs trembled a little, and in a panic, he picked up the handpiece in his hand again, and hurriedly pulled the trigger......

'Click! ’

The trigger sounded, but the clay gun did not sound.

As a result, he hurriedly asked Wang Daming: "Why doesn't it work?" ”

Wang Daming replied: "Do you think it looks like a pistol?" Can it be fired in bursts? After it rattles, it has to stuff that iron sand into it again! ”

"! So what now? Officer Wang Ming panicked, and hurriedly turned his head and said to Deputy Director Luo, "Your marksmanship is too bad, right?" ”

Suddenly, hearing Wang Ming say this, Deputy Director Luo was so angry and a little embarrassed, he raised his gun and shot at the wild boar......

'Click! ’

It was also the trigger that went off, but the gun didn't go off.

As a result, our Deputy Director Luo also panicked: "! No bullets! ”

As soon as Deputy Director Luo's words fell, I saw that the wild boar roared again......

'Howl-'

Immediately, I saw it leap up violently and pounce on the three of them......

Officer Wang Ming was so frightened that he staggered backwards, stepped on the air, and said, 'Poof! With a bang, the whole person fell backwards and rolled down the hillside......

Deputy Director Luo also hurriedly stepped back, and with a stumble, it was 'poof!' With a bang, he sat down on the hillside.

At this time, I saw Wang Daming's kid stand up suddenly, panicked and steady, clenched the firewood knife in both hands, and stared at the big wild boar that jumped over......

Seeing that the big boar was about to pounce on him, he suddenly picked up the wood knife in his hand and slashed at the wild boar......

'Poof! ’

After a loud bang, I saw the big boar fall down with a crooked body, and then there was a 'clatter' sound, and I saw the wild boar tumble down the hillside, flattening the firewood and trees along the way.

After Deputy Director Luo, who was sitting on the hillside stupidly, reacted, he got up in a panic, ran up, and looked down the hillside, only to see that the big wild boar was still rolling down, rolling towards the cottage below.

After a while, Deputy Director Luo suddenly let out a long breath: "Whew......"

After it was finished, he turned his head to look at Wang Daming, and then looked at him in a daze, only to see that his kid was still holding the firewood knife tightly in his hand, the firewood knife was bloody, and his hands were also stained with bright red blood.

After a while, Deputy Director Luo remembered Wang Minglai, turned his head back in a panic, and shouted: "Wang Ming!" ”

After waiting for a while, I heard Wang Ming let out a wail from the hillside: "Ouch-"

After a wail, Wang Ming hurriedly asked, "Luo Ju, are you okay?" ”

"I'm fine, what about you?" Deputy Director Luo replied in a panic.

"I fell on my foot, and my foot and neck bent, it hurt!"

Hearing that Wang Ming was nothing serious, our Deputy Director Luo complained again: "Damn! Rubbish! I knew that I would have let you stay in the town and let Li Gan follow you up the mountain! ”

Listening to Deputy Director Luo and Officer Wang Ming talking, Wang Daming turned around and said to Deputy Director Luo in a panic: "We have to hurry down the mountain!" Because wild boars generally come in groups, if another wild boar of this size pops out, we will be miserable! ”

Suddenly, hearing Wang Daming say this, Deputy Director Luo replied anxiously: "That's done!" Let's get down the mountain! ”

……

Then, when the three of them hurried down to the cottage, they saw the wild boar from before rolling down on the edge of the grass below the rock wall.

Only then did Officer Wang Ming know that the wild boar had been killed, because after he had been so frightened that he fell, he rolled down the hillside, and was later blocked by a tree, so he naturally did not see Wang Daming kill the wild boar.

As a result, Wang Ming was also busy and happily asked the Luo Bureau: "How did you get killed?" ”

Deputy Director Luo gave him a blank look, then gestured to Wang Daming with his eyes, and replied: "Didn't you see that buddy's firewood knife was full of blood?" ”

Wang Ming listened, turned his head to look at Wang Daming, and was stunned: "In the end, you killed you?" ”

Wang Daming replied: "If we don't kill it, we will die." ”

"Damn, how did you do that?" Officer Wang Ming was surprised.

Wang Daming replied disapprerovingly: "Just hack it to death with a firewood knife." ”

Officer Wang Ming was shocked: "Damn! Dude, you're too good, aren't you? ”

At this time, Deputy Director Luo turned his head and glanced at Wang Ming again: "That's all you need!" I'm scared to the core! It's all down the mountain! Didn't pee your pants, right? ”

As soon as these words fell, I saw that our Deputy Director Luo suddenly frowned in embarrassment, because he seemed to feel a little cold in his crotch......

Wang Ming looked at it, and was busy looking at the crotch of Luo Ju, and suddenly saw that Luo Ju's crotch was wet, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Ha ......"

Our Deputy Director Luo's cheeks were red and Wang Ming glanced fiercely: "You laugh with a hammer!" ”

At this time, Wang Daming couldn't hold back and laughed: "Ha ......"

Suddenly, Wang Daming was also happy, and our Deputy Director Luo was even more embarrassed......

After snickering again, Wang Daming turned around and handed the firewood knife in his hand to Officer Wang Ming: "Please help me hold the firewood knife, I have to carry the wild boar back." ”

Hearing this, Officer Wang Ming was stunned again: "What! You...... And carry it back! ”

Wang Daming replied: "Do you know how much wild boar costs a catty? ”

"The problem is ......," said Officer Wang Ming, who turned his head to look at the wild boar and touched it, "The problem is that the wild boar must have at least two hundred catties, right?" Can you carry it? ”

Wang Daming and his boy replied: "You can help me hold the firewood knife." ”

Hearing him say this, there was no way, and Officer Wang Ming had no choice but to reach out and take the firewood knife.

So, Wang Daming and his boy turned over, the cat bent down, grabbed the two hind legs of the wild boar with both hands, and dragged it over.

When he was done, he went to the side to get a handful of grass and roughly wiped the blood stains from the boar's body.

Then I saw that his boy picked up the wild boar with both hands and carried it on his shoulders at once......

Our Deputy Director Luo looked at it and was stunned for a while.

Officer Wang Ming looked at it, and was even more stunned.

And Wang Daming and his kid carried the wild boar on his shoulder, and turned his head to the two of them very easily: "Okay, let's go." ”

……

After going down the mountain, out of the fairy village, Wang Daming and his boy carried the wild boar home.

Deputy Director Luo and Officer Wang Ming followed behind him, thinking, is this kid a man or a god?

When he got home and went up the steps in front of the door, Wang Daming and his boy threw the wild boar off their shoulders, 'Peng! With a bang, the boar was slammed down the steps, splashing up a cloud of dust.

Immediately, I saw that Wang Daming and his father were busy coming out of the hall, and suddenly saw that his kid got a wild boar back, and his father was grinning, hey!

At this time, our Deputy Director Luo panicked next to Wang Daming and whispered in his ear: "Dude, borrow a pair of pants for me to change." I'm ...... It's embarrassing. ”

Suddenly, hearing Deputy Director Luo say this in his ear, Wang Daming couldn't help but snicker again......

Our Deputy Director Luo is naturally embarrassed.

After a burst of snickering, Wang Daming said in Deputy Director Luo's ear: "You come with me." ”

"Hmm." Deputy Director Luo hurriedly responded, and followed Wang Daming into the house.

Think about it, if you don't change your pants, after you get out of the tun, let the big guy see our Deputy Director Luo peeing his pants, how embarrassing would it be?

……

At this time, it was not early, it was already after one o'clock in the afternoon.

So Wang Daming's father and his mother hurried to cook, just in time to get a wild boar, so his father also cut some wild boar meat and asked his mother to fry it.

Because Officer Wang Ming bent his foot and neck and walked with a limp, Wang Daming's father asked curiously and asked him what's wrong?

Officer Wang Ming had no choice but to cover up and explain that he had accidentally broken his foot.

So Wang Daming and his father were busy getting the medicine, and asked Officer Wang to wipe it on himself and rub it with his hands.

After a while, after our Deputy Director Luo asked Wang Daming to borrow a pair of pants to change into, he felt that it didn't match his shirt and uniform, so he asked Wang Daming to find him a shirt, and simply changed them all.

……

After a while, after lunch, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, so Deputy Director Luo also said that he was going to leave the tun.

Seeing that Deputy Director Luo was in a hurry to get out of the tun, Wang Daming was busy telling his father, saying that he wanted his father to return the shotgun to the uncle's family, and he was looking for his cousin Wang Dafa to borrow it, and asked his father to get some wild boar meat for the uncle's family.

For these things, Wang Daming still understands it.

When his father heard this, he hurriedly said, "It's done, I know." Hurry up and send Deputy Director Luo and Officer Wang out of the tun. ”

“……”

Subsequently, Wang Daming also sent Deputy Director Luo and Officer Wang out of the tun.

When we were about to walk to Tunkou, our Deputy Director Luo hurriedly said to Wang Daming and Wang Ming: "Remember, you two don't say that I was scared to pee my pants when I met a wild boar today!" ”

Hearing him say this, Wang Daming and Wang Ming snickered again, ha......

Deputy Director Luo was also embarrassed to murder Wang Daming, so he had to glare at Wang Ming: "Are you laughing at a hammer?" Aren't your feet broken? ”

Wang Daming listened, couldn't help but be happy again, and then said: "Deputy Director Luo, don't worry, I won't say it." ”

Suddenly, hearing Wang Daming say this, Deputy Director Luo couldn't help but turn his head and look at him seriously, and then asked inexplicably: "Uh, by the way, buddy, have you ever thought about becoming a policeman?" ”